Save money on GLP-1 drugs by becoming a vampire and feasting on the blood of people who already take them.
Posted by smokervoice@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 8 comments
Tomj_Oad@reddit
I expect the all blood diet to be high protein low fat anyway
Scrangdorber@reddit
I dropped 600$ for Mounjaro yesterday. I might try this.
tocksin@reddit
Is that the cost without insurance?
Unusual-Elk-1926@reddit
I feel like being a vampire would be super expensive. Like the price of a good quality cape has to be up there.
Ornamental coffin. I mean it’s probably a big lifestyle that sucks.
tocksin@reddit
You gotta have a cape guy. Can be kinda hard to find these days.
PaganMastery@reddit
Yeah, that idea qualifies. Esp since I have never seen a fat vampire.
redbo@reddit
Maybe we should all take glp-1s so the vampires are less hungry and eat less of us.
DeathOrCurePlease@reddit
So the book knuckle supper where the heroine addict vampires inject drugs into people before eating them. Enjoy teaming up with the 11 year old prostitute