ULPT Request- Bachelor party ideas for close group of friends
Posted by huggettn@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 40 comments
I'm know as the "wild/fun" guy in my friend group. Usually I bring a surprise twist to events like this. I am out of ideas right now. The guys already think I am scheming something but I am not. Any ideas. I am fine for it to be legally gray that is why I am posting here. We are at a cabin on a lake with a boat all weekend for the party
Jman15x@reddit
Arrange a brawl where everyone can get involved. Men love a good fight.
toomuch1265@reddit
I'm old school. What's wrong with the classic "Hookers and blow" bachelor party.
Careless-Raisin-5123@reddit
Unfortunately you don’t know what’s cut into the blow anymore. Leave it to china to fuck up drugs.
toomuch1265@reddit
Back in the early 80s we didn't have to worry about it.
Careless-Raisin-5123@reddit
The world has turned on us man.
billymumfreydownfall@reddit
BORRRRRIIIINNNGGGGG
RileyGein@reddit
Unethical: Escorts. Illegal: Kidnap the groom and ransom him back to the bride
DankyCinnablunts@reddit
The illegal option is very common in southern Germany, but reversed.
Basically the bride is kidnapped by friends and taken to a nearby bar (there's usually a good amount nearby) and when the groom finds her, he must pay their tab to get her back.
Iirc the brides and bridesmaids sell tiny shots and snacks on their night out to raise money for the honeymoon or wedding.
ozejan1@reddit
placebo78@reddit
Reach out to Mike Tyson on twitter. He's chill as hell now and would probably love to crash a bachelor party. Especially if you're in Vegas. Consider other local celebrities as needed
Doustin@reddit
Just don’t take his tiger. I saw a documentary about that
Fast-Fill-7358@reddit
Nice, if this happens we deserve a update!
Biuku@reddit
Charter a float plane to randomly land on the lake and take y’all for a little tour.
philatio11@reddit
Old School Hollywood Buffet. I am not just making a The Studio reference, really go all out with edibles containing mushrooms, weed, peyote, molly ranchers, salvia, etc. Put them out for all to enjoy. One funny thing about drugs is that they tend to stay concealed, and therefore limit the partakers to those who you know are down. Putting them out in the open allows noobs to sample the wares without the group staring them down. Just control your dosages so you don't end up in a Griffin Mill situation.
Once upon a time, before mass legalization of weed, my friend was looking for a new idea to push his annual christmas party to the next level. He'd gone as far as one could go on pushing booze, moving from jello shots through a bunch of ideas over the years, all the way to ice luge. He asked me to bring back 20 joints from Colorado so he could just fan them out on a silver tray for anyone to grab one. He knew they wouldn't all get smoked, it was more about having the abundance readily available to encourage the less experienced to have a toke. Nowadays, I think 2-3mg cans of cannabis soda are a great way to introduce people to the vibe.
Kooky-Whereas-2493@reddit
bring guy strippers instead of girl strippers that for sure would be a scheming to remember lol
bionicallyironic@reddit
You could hire an actor to dress up as Bigfoot and have “a sighting.” Maybe you just so happen to have some flashlights and butterfly nets to go catch Biggie. Let your actor Bigfoot stomp around the woods a bit and y’all follow, but at the end, coordinate it so you guys “lose” Biggie and head home, only to find him having a beer on your cabin sofa.
MdmeGreyface@reddit
I live in the PNW, and love this idea so much, I will be manipulating time and finances for an excuse to do this to someone.
bionicallyironic@reddit
Come back with pics, please!
Bratchan@reddit
Stripper bigfoot would toss them all off.
MdmeGreyface@reddit
This is the way!
bionicallyironic@reddit
Oh, hell yeah.
OtherwiseAlbatross14@reddit
I thought you meant like a famous actor for extra shock when you catch Bigfoot and take the mask off like on Scooby Doo
bionicallyironic@reddit
Orpheus6102@reddit
Borrow someone’s dad’s restored Mercedes and drive to Vegas. Buy a bottle of Jaeger Maester and put some rohypnol and MDMA in it. Go out on the town, steal a tiger from a professional boxer, and when you get the chance, steal a police car and marry a stripper.
Super fun.
OtherwiseAlbatross14@reddit
Circle jerk
GlitterCockWaffles@reddit
Not necessarily unethical, but on a podcast I really like, this guy went to his friends bachelor party that was entirely a surprise. Russian bath house.
The awkwardness of the nudity is, something. But he said it was such a random and weird/good experience that it was definitely worth it. They have a sauna to ice pool station where you'd go back and forth. It makes you super relaxed. And then they went to a room where they all just sat and smoked cigars and drank vodka and ate steaks with no sides.
I believe this place was in Cincinnati or Columbus, if you want to look into it.
Altruistic_End_6003@reddit
Love this! I did a full moon women’s sweat lodge one year. See if you can find someone local to build a temporary sweat lodge. Someone who practices Shamanism and can do a blessing.
More_Bigger@reddit
Acid.
Altruistic_End_6003@reddit
Shrooms might be more fun out in nature. Although I did do MDMA (made by a chemist friend) on a hiking trek in the Olympic National Forest, the views brought tears to my eyes.
ollie1313@reddit
And Molly. Same time.
Vandreeson@reddit
Good old candyflipping.
AssDimple@reddit
Also call around to the local petting zoo's and see if you can rent their animals for the weekend.
realDespond@reddit
there's literally movies about this just be awkward as shit and then drug everybody and make sure the groom goes missing in a big city
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10S_NE1@reddit
Why has no one suggested a “gaycation”? Is that over already?
HeyWV132@reddit
Go on…
MareV51@reddit
An artist friend had a nudes model to draw and 3 assistants to help them learn to sketch nudes. With wine and food. It was a blast, with permission from gfs and his fiancee.
billymumfreydownfall@reddit
How is this unethical?
Klutzy-Comment6897@reddit
Buy everyone extra tight , fleshlight ass models. Mocha color. ;)