This is what got me reading for fun, since I could pick things like the book adaptation of Batteries Not Included or Steven King or Discworld instead of depressing/boring shit like Hatchet that was assigned in school (not trying to yuck your yum if you love that book, just how I felt). I was just trying to find something I didn’t want to read less than I did want pizza as a very, very poor kid, but when I got to pick … yeah, it worked.

My life would be very, very, very different if it wasn’t for this program. I’m always beyond skeptical of corporate charity these days and I have to admit I’m skeptical of this new incarnation, but it is the opposite of an exaggeration to say the previous one changed my life for the better in ways I don’t have the wit to make brief.

Sure would be nice if the government did things that made little kids salivate over the smell of an old-school personal pan pizza for doing a thing that will improve their lives instead of dread the smell of tan walls and green tile for doing a thing that will make their lives worse. A very complicated kudos to whoever is making this happen at Pizza Hut, Inc. or whatever the tax shelter company’s name is.