That’s why I don’t wear anything below my waist, and instead hired a small man to carry around my cock and balls on a small pillow he holds in his hand.
A man has a constant headache. He tells the doctor about it, and it turns out that it's because his balls are pressed up against the base of his spine, giving him one hell of a headache. There is no other fix, so he gets his testicles removed. Later, the eunuch goes clothes shopping, and he meets a tailor who can guess any appropriate clothing size by looking at you. He makes several guesses, each of them correct, but then the eunuch stops him when the tailor guesses his underwear size, saying that he always wears one size smaller. The tailor says, "Not on someone with your shape. Underwear that small would press your testicles against the base of your spine, giving you a hell of a headache."
NeverSeenA1Thirteen@reddit
Get looser underwear (boxers of boxer briefs), use vaseline for chaffing, shave your pubes
problem solving skills aren't hard
HamBlamBlam@reddit
Vaseline is also handy at getting larger buttplugs up your ass before you head out for the day.
AtomicStarfish1@reddit
Vaseline degrades silicone. Opt for water-based lubricants.
JerryUitDeBuurt@reddit
This guy plugmaxxes
Kleiner_garten@reddit
Clavicle would be so proud
Supremely_Zesty@reddit
The devil hates this one trick. Your bootyhole remains untainted for another day
Snort_Viking@reddit
True, that always helps me
SpezIsAGayMfer@reddit
SipoteQuixote@reddit
Boxer briefs helped me out and they look good
_Addi-the-Hun_@reddit
u dont understand, annon did do this, but then got fat, and now they are tight and is in too much denial to address this
AnusStapler@reddit
If shit is already chaffing, DO NOT SHAVE YOUR PUBES.
Reading_username@reddit
ooof
PointsOfXP@reddit
Peehole rubbing against zipper teeth
Scottish_Whiskey@reddit
Peehole rubbing against zipper teeth
https://i.redd.it/2t36nd5di7yg1.gif
beegproblemzzz@reddit
People rubbing against zipper teeth
No_Tonight_5948@reddit
The only thing worse would be a paper cut.
TomorrowUnable5060@reddit
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thr33beggars@reddit
That’s why I don’t wear anything below my waist, and instead hired a small man to carry around my cock and balls on a small pillow he holds in his hand.
wordjedi@reddit
finally solving the short kings unemployment crisis
Bobocannon@reddit
>Presses against femoral artery
I can't tell if OP is a spooky skelly or morbidly obese wearing underwear several sizes too small.
Few-Requirement-3544@reddit
This reminds me of a joke.
A man has a constant headache. He tells the doctor about it, and it turns out that it's because his balls are pressed up against the base of his spine, giving him one hell of a headache. There is no other fix, so he gets his testicles removed. Later, the eunuch goes clothes shopping, and he meets a tailor who can guess any appropriate clothing size by looking at you. He makes several guesses, each of them correct, but then the eunuch stops him when the tailor guesses his underwear size, saying that he always wears one size smaller. The tailor says, "Not on someone with your shape. Underwear that small would press your testicles against the base of your spine, giving you a hell of a headache."
tren_enjoyed_raw@reddit
Anon was mutilated as a child
I_belong_in_the_sea@reddit
Anon should try panties
MrMosstin@reddit
Lost you there chief mine is fine, just wear boxers that are your size so they don’t ride your crack
RoninOak@reddit
Nah, it's all about the boxer-briefs. Best of both worlds!
MacchuPicchu55@reddit
I Imagine you can find larger sizes if needed but this should get anon started
shigdebig@reddit
First mate! Bring me my black shorts! (3XL - 12 pack)
Bluu44@reddit
why did anon not think about not getting his junk caught in the zipper it really is not that hard
Shootemout@reddit
anon hasn't heard of boxer briefs