Fart max plate | TheaterFire

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ClassicTBCSucks93@reddit

Wash this down with a 12 pack of PBR and you’d sound like a bassy kazoo

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No_Ocelot_6773@reddit

I have a sensitivity to tomatoes. I love tomatoes. I especially love them with hummus and raw broccoli. I also love spicy food and hot sauce- my stomach acid could melt steel.

Come back with spicy lentils and a cabbage broccoli slaw on the side.

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maxtinion_lord@reddit

2 different types of potato and a handful of eggs with NO FIBER has got to be one of the worst sounding meals, forget fartmaxxing this shit looks like a 3+ hour stomachache with no escape

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Bromere@reddit

Potatoes have fiber, especially in their skin

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I realize I was being unclear, but by 'no fiber' I was referring to a lack of items that are primarily eaten for fiber, like a leaf or bean of some kind, not a literal lack of fiber in the meal. The primary source of fiber in this meal being the potato is, from personal experience, going to lead to some pretty terrible and unbalanced bowel movements lol

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heftybagman@reddit

Some people on this sub have wild guts.

Plain potatoes should 100% not fuck your stomach up at all lmao

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Direct_Word6407@reddit

For real. If they ate my diet they might die…

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No_Ocelot_6773@reddit

A Victorian child could never.

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Omnicow@reddit

You see this and assume it's all they eat. Why?

Diet is about meals over a period of weeks and months. Individual meals can have whatever the fuck you want really. So long as it balances out at the end of the day, week, month...

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oniiichanUwU@reddit

Sweet potatoes have a lot of fibre, especially with the skin on lol. Both soluble and insoluble!

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maxtinion_lord@reddit

I was unaware! I figured they were like russets and would similarly sit in the stomach like a brick, that is super good to know and I may start eating more sweet potato lol

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Dirmbz@reddit

Russet potatoes shouldn't sit in your stomach like a brick. They are high in fiber, they have almost as much fiber as broccoli, turnip greens, and Brussels sprouts. All these have about 1/3rd as much fiber as black beans. So a large potato has as much fiber as half a cup of black beans. If potatoes wreck your GI tract, that's a you problem, not a normal problem.

https://www.mayoclinic.org/healthy-lifestyle/nutrition-and-healthy-eating/in-depth/high-fiber-foods/art-20050948

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oniiichanUwU@reddit

I love sweet potatoes :) I am a huge advocate LOL. They helped a lot when I needed to get more fibre in. They go great in soups or just roasted or steamed, or pureed and added to stuff like soup or protein ice cream. They’re also very high in vitamin A and high in vitamin C :D everyone should eat more sweet potatoes! (This message was not sponsored by Big Sweet Potato)(I’m eating one for lunch right now lol)

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sleebus_jones@reddit

Fartmaxxing++

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wtfRichard1@reddit

Where’s the fokin broccoli

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Ok_Interest3555@reddit

Dude needs some lentils too if they want to fart max for real.

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johnkubiak@reddit

Unsoaked lentils. It should feel like a chest burster is debating which way out is more efficient.

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RadarSmith@reddit

Legumes for the volume, broccoli and eggs for the miasma.

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The_Poster_Nutbag@reddit

for the miasma.

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RadarSmith@reddit

Dude said fart max. But this plate is amateur hour on that front haha.

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El_Zarco@reddit

fart mid

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jraymcmurray@reddit

I wasn't expecting to see someone get fart mogged today but here we are

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RadarSmith@reddit

Dude said fart max.

But dude's an amateur farter.

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Makaloff95@reddit

dont forget the beans

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earfeater13@reddit

Right? I sont think anything shpuld be called "fartmaxing" if theres not even beans. This is total shit.

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wheatgivesmeshits@reddit

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yojohny@reddit

Wouldn't mind some steak either

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Doofindork@reddit

Broccoli in cheese sauce. Oh god, I want some right now.

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Aridyne@reddit

And cabbage

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milkleg@reddit

brussel sprouts,cabbage and pinto beans

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WJSpade@reddit

And cabbage.

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freakmeout123@reddit

i w this in my breakfast

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freakmeout123@reddit

would love to this

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HistorianBig2469@reddit

W in chat

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Bromogeeksual@reddit

I normally dont farther much at all, but my new high veggie and fiber diet has me farting often. Not sure if that's the norm, but it feels nice to have gaseous non problematic parts.

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dRiP_420@reddit

This doesn’t even cause farts smh

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CankleSteve@reddit

Broccoli, cabbage, onions, and protein powder required

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lallapalalable@reddit

Not a single bean or vegetable on that plate, this is rookie stuff

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Salvage570@reddit

Why do people eat their eggs like this, there's like a million better ways

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RenderedKnave@reddit

they're easy and done in 5-10 minutes, plus you don't have to wash anything afterwards (assuming none of the eggs explode while boiling)

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Salvage570@reddit

I dont think any of the basic cooking methods available for eggs take any longer than that

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RenderedKnave@reddit

frying, takes <5 minutes but then you have to clean up afterwards
scrambling, same as above
poaching, fucking sucks and takes longer
deviled, takes long and must cool down hollandaise, will taste like eating straight mayo (also relatively hard to make)

my point being, there are obviously a million better ways to cook eggs, but boiling them in water is just the easiest, simplest one (though it's mostly a tie between boiling and frying, it's the cleaning up after that makes it 2nd place)

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Are the long ones sweet potatoes?

Hand me that plate I’m a fartmaxxer now.

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