Today I ate an evil salad Posted by bicyclefortwo@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 64 comments
[-] TheJiggliestPug@reddit I keep getting r/shittyfoodporn and r/kitchenincels mixed up. [-] shoethemaker@reddit holyshit that sub is a wild ride [-] TheJiggliestPug@reddit Some are roleplaying and some aren't. If you see comments not to check someone's profile trust them. There is a needle dick guy, shit dick guy, a ginger Nazi, a dude who takes creepshots to name a few. [-] saturday_sun4@reddit I thought it was just satire. [-] shoethemaker@reddit i'm afraid i'll get sucked in if i join. [-] TheJiggliestPug@reddit Once you see needle dick and his awful meals you can't go back. It's good to stay away 😢 [-] ModernVisage2@reddit Agreed. Like kosher 4chan that still makes one side-eye [-] bicyclefortwo@reddit (OP) I eat almost every meal with a spoon so I can catch all the grains #thegrains If you want a diary post, the syringe exploded when I went for a routine shot at the GP today but I'm okay [-] bex_mex@reddit The WHAT did WHAT?? [-] bicyclefortwo@reddit (OP) Worst part is it was an ass shot 🥲 [-] rexcasei@reddit The spoon caught all the grains [-] WeakTransportation37@reddit Yes!! Esp since I put couscous or quinoa in everything
[-] shoethemaker@reddit holyshit that sub is a wild ride [-] TheJiggliestPug@reddit Some are roleplaying and some aren't. If you see comments not to check someone's profile trust them. There is a needle dick guy, shit dick guy, a ginger Nazi, a dude who takes creepshots to name a few. [-] saturday_sun4@reddit I thought it was just satire. [-] shoethemaker@reddit i'm afraid i'll get sucked in if i join. [-] TheJiggliestPug@reddit Once you see needle dick and his awful meals you can't go back. It's good to stay away 😢 [-] ModernVisage2@reddit Agreed. Like kosher 4chan that still makes one side-eye
[-] TheJiggliestPug@reddit Some are roleplaying and some aren't. If you see comments not to check someone's profile trust them. There is a needle dick guy, shit dick guy, a ginger Nazi, a dude who takes creepshots to name a few. [-] saturday_sun4@reddit I thought it was just satire. [-] shoethemaker@reddit i'm afraid i'll get sucked in if i join. [-] TheJiggliestPug@reddit Once you see needle dick and his awful meals you can't go back. It's good to stay away 😢
[-] shoethemaker@reddit i'm afraid i'll get sucked in if i join. [-] TheJiggliestPug@reddit Once you see needle dick and his awful meals you can't go back. It's good to stay away 😢
[-] TheJiggliestPug@reddit Once you see needle dick and his awful meals you can't go back. It's good to stay away 😢
[-] bicyclefortwo@reddit (OP) I eat almost every meal with a spoon so I can catch all the grains #thegrains If you want a diary post, the syringe exploded when I went for a routine shot at the GP today but I'm okay [-] bex_mex@reddit The WHAT did WHAT?? [-] bicyclefortwo@reddit (OP) Worst part is it was an ass shot 🥲 [-] rexcasei@reddit The spoon caught all the grains [-] WeakTransportation37@reddit Yes!! Esp since I put couscous or quinoa in everything
[-] bex_mex@reddit The WHAT did WHAT?? [-] bicyclefortwo@reddit (OP) Worst part is it was an ass shot 🥲 [-] rexcasei@reddit The spoon caught all the grains
[-] Unknown_Pazta@reddit I need to know how you made this low-key 😭 idk I love the idea of eating something that looks like soil [-] bicyclefortwo@reddit (OP) Tinned stuffed squid in cuttlefish ink, couscous, spinach and tomatoes!
[-] bicyclefortwo@reddit (OP) Tinned stuffed squid in cuttlefish ink, couscous, spinach and tomatoes!
[-] Herro_0Mochi@reddit Looks like the stargazing fish (in the post above this for me from r/Damnthatsinteresting)
[-] VisionAri_VA@reddit I do love a good salad but this looks like you scraped it out of the InSinkErator. [-] bicyclefortwo@reddit (OP) What's Justin Timberlake got to do w this
[-] Decent_Piece_8620@reddit evil salad sounds like a vibe lol like, what made it evil? was it the dressing or the toppings? gotta know…
[-] Decent_Piece_8620@reddit evil salad sounds like a vibe lol like, what made it evil? was it the dressing or the toppings? gotta know…
[-] railroadfrog@reddit I legitimately thought this was an episode of kitchen nightmares screenshot when I saw the little sub profile photo on my feed
[-] DuckRubberDuck@reddit Is it squid ink, activated charcoal or something else that makes it black? If it’s activated charcoal, read about medical interactions if you take pills [-] bicyclefortwo@reddit (OP) Cuttlefish ink, correct! From tinned stuffed squid. My partner's been making me watch a lot of @/tinnedfishreviews and it got me curious [-] DuckRubberDuck@reddit Cool! What does it taste like? [-] bicyclefortwo@reddit (OP) Pretty good! Very mild, it's just slightly salty and the squid has a meaty texture I find really satisfying [-] WeakTransportation37@reddit I need to try it!! I love sardines— I need to branch out [-] DuckRubberDuck@reddit Thanks! [-] prestonio44@reddit Yoooo shoutout tinnedfishreviews, I don’t even eat a lot of tinned fish but started watching his shorts recently and now it’s all over my home page
[-] bicyclefortwo@reddit (OP) Cuttlefish ink, correct! From tinned stuffed squid. My partner's been making me watch a lot of @/tinnedfishreviews and it got me curious [-] DuckRubberDuck@reddit Cool! What does it taste like? [-] bicyclefortwo@reddit (OP) Pretty good! Very mild, it's just slightly salty and the squid has a meaty texture I find really satisfying [-] WeakTransportation37@reddit I need to try it!! I love sardines— I need to branch out [-] DuckRubberDuck@reddit Thanks! [-] prestonio44@reddit Yoooo shoutout tinnedfishreviews, I don’t even eat a lot of tinned fish but started watching his shorts recently and now it’s all over my home page
[-] DuckRubberDuck@reddit Cool! What does it taste like? [-] bicyclefortwo@reddit (OP) Pretty good! Very mild, it's just slightly salty and the squid has a meaty texture I find really satisfying [-] WeakTransportation37@reddit I need to try it!! I love sardines— I need to branch out [-] DuckRubberDuck@reddit Thanks!
[-] bicyclefortwo@reddit (OP) Pretty good! Very mild, it's just slightly salty and the squid has a meaty texture I find really satisfying [-] WeakTransportation37@reddit I need to try it!! I love sardines— I need to branch out [-] DuckRubberDuck@reddit Thanks!
[-] prestonio44@reddit Yoooo shoutout tinnedfishreviews, I don’t even eat a lot of tinned fish but started watching his shorts recently and now it’s all over my home page
[-] shoethemaker@reddit Is this soil [-] The00Taco@reddit It's evil salad [-] st4s1k@reddit Bro ate a tomato plant pot
[-] Jeramy_Jones@reddit This looks exactly like potting soil and a dead house plant. [-] TheJiggliestPug@reddit I pulled up my green onion bulbs, then threw the soil in for nutrients.
[-] Strong-Ingenuity7114@reddit was it really evil tho? like, did it taste bad or just look wild? i need deets on this salad lol
[-] OrderAgreeable5046@reddit lol what’s in an evil salad? did it like, bite back or something? sounds intense 😂
[-] Odd_Round5515@reddit It looks like something I'd find in a tomb raider game. I don't know, that's just my first thought.
TheJiggliestPug@reddit
I keep getting r/shittyfoodporn and r/kitchenincels mixed up.
shoethemaker@reddit
holyshit that sub is a wild ride
TheJiggliestPug@reddit
Some are roleplaying and some aren't. If you see comments not to check someone's profile trust them.
There is a needle dick guy, shit dick guy, a ginger Nazi, a dude who takes creepshots to name a few.
saturday_sun4@reddit
I thought it was just satire.
shoethemaker@reddit
i'm afraid i'll get sucked in if i join.
TheJiggliestPug@reddit
Once you see needle dick and his awful meals you can't go back. It's good to stay away 😢
ModernVisage2@reddit
Agreed. Like kosher 4chan that still makes one side-eye
bicyclefortwo@reddit (OP)
I eat almost every meal with a spoon so I can catch all the grains #thegrains
If you want a diary post, the syringe exploded when I went for a routine shot at the GP today but I'm okay
bex_mex@reddit
The WHAT did WHAT??
bicyclefortwo@reddit (OP)
Worst part is it was an ass shot 🥲
rexcasei@reddit
The spoon caught all the grains
WeakTransportation37@reddit
Yes!! Esp since I put couscous or quinoa in everything
Careful_Map_1454@reddit
I think you took too much of the garden for the garden grown salad.
Unknown_Pazta@reddit
I need to know how you made this low-key 😭 idk I love the idea of eating something that looks like soil
bicyclefortwo@reddit (OP)
Tinned stuffed squid in cuttlefish ink, couscous, spinach and tomatoes!
VibraniumAdamantium@reddit
What the shit is that?
Herro_0Mochi@reddit
Looks like the stargazing fish (in the post above this for me from r/Damnthatsinteresting)
IdentityCrisis87@reddit
Compost?
VisionAri_VA@reddit
I do love a good salad but this looks like you scraped it out of the InSinkErator.
bicyclefortwo@reddit (OP)
What's Justin Timberlake got to do w this
FeverInHeels@reddit
r u possessed yet
xxoblivionxd@reddit
Something something about nature taking Earth back
Skeleboar@reddit
Cooking with Necronomicon Ex Mortis
zw1ck@reddit
This is the sunday from spongebob that gave him bad breath
Vey-kun@reddit
Are u feeling the evil?
Decent_Piece_8620@reddit
evil salad sounds like a vibe lol like, what made it evil? was it the dressing or the toppings? gotta know…
Decent_Piece_8620@reddit
evil salad sounds like a vibe lol like, what made it evil? was it the dressing or the toppings? gotta know…
GoldenFish2224@reddit
Usually, when you pick the tomatoes, you leave the soil…
gwenevere1946@reddit
Gross
38DDs_Please@reddit
It's 2XL!
NygirlinNashville222@reddit
This belongs in r/Pareidolia as well lol
railroadfrog@reddit
I legitimately thought this was an episode of kitchen nightmares screenshot when I saw the little sub profile photo on my feed
DuckRubberDuck@reddit
Is it squid ink, activated charcoal or something else that makes it black? If it’s activated charcoal, read about medical interactions if you take pills
bicyclefortwo@reddit (OP)
Cuttlefish ink, correct! From tinned stuffed squid. My partner's been making me watch a lot of @/tinnedfishreviews and it got me curious
DuckRubberDuck@reddit
Cool! What does it taste like?
bicyclefortwo@reddit (OP)
Pretty good! Very mild, it's just slightly salty and the squid has a meaty texture I find really satisfying
WeakTransportation37@reddit
I need to try it!! I love sardines— I need to branch out
DuckRubberDuck@reddit
Thanks!
prestonio44@reddit
Yoooo shoutout tinnedfishreviews, I don’t even eat a lot of tinned fish but started watching his shorts recently and now it’s all over my home page
nobodysgirl333@reddit
Looks like Madame Gasket from Robots.
amberrome@reddit
This looks like a harlequin baby
shoethemaker@reddit
Is this soil
The00Taco@reddit
It's evil salad
st4s1k@reddit
Bro ate a tomato plant pot
Nashhhe@reddit
Drain gang Bladee salad
Jeramy_Jones@reddit
This looks exactly like potting soil and a dead house plant.
TheJiggliestPug@reddit
I pulled up my green onion bulbs, then threw the soil in for nutrients.
Strong-Ingenuity7114@reddit
was it really evil tho? like, did it taste bad or just look wild? i need deets on this salad lol
SlimeMyButt@reddit
Mmmmm fishy quinoa. Does squid ink dye your mouth at all? lol
guwapoest@reddit
Pureed oreos with cherry tomatoes over spinach,?
matt1484@reddit
Looks like it was farm-to-tabled with a shovel
is-my-flowers@reddit
👀 well at least it didn't eat you, so that's good.
Alsweets0609@reddit
This is like wearing butt naked pants
Proof_Thought_7414@reddit
What is that exactly??!!
Eray41303@reddit
Salad of ash and despair
Dennma@reddit
Evil Larry in salad form
OrderAgreeable5046@reddit
lol what’s in an evil salad? did it like, bite back or something? sounds intense 😂
LauraLand27@reddit
That’s one happy looking salad
r/paradelia
Odd_Round5515@reddit
It looks like something I'd find in a tomb raider game. I don't know, that's just my first thought.
Cyber-X1@reddit
Was this intentional or on accident?
ShopwornShortcut@reddit
How many weeks was it in the refrigerator?
Username_Redacted-0@reddit
Mua ha ha!!!
Turd_Ferguson420@reddit
RecalcitrantHuman@reddit
I see the evil, but also, Why?