Is anon right? Are goonettes worse?
Posted by Okaoka_12@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 299 comments
Posted by Okaoka_12@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 299 comments
Hack_Cubit@reddit
-ones
TrueGootsBerzook@reddit
The difference, according to them, is that they don't watch as much actual porn as men, so it's inherently better as there is little to no risk of exploitation being involved in, say, erotica. They also say it doesn't warp your views or experience with actual sex as much.
No_Tonight_5948@reddit
Is that why they read those books like "Taken by a dinosaur"?
Kaldaris@reddit
Taken by the T-Rex, please. Put some respect on Christie Simm's books.
Though they don't hold a candle to "Pounded in the Butt by my own Butt." by legendary author Chuck Tingle.
iJustWantMemes0110@reddit
Strongest author of today (Quan Millz) vs strongest author in history (Chuck Tingle)
ChancellorPalpameme@reddit
ChancellorPalpameme@reddit
Charbus@reddit
Fuckin bar for bar man idk who would win
Clash of the titans
Wilbur_Eats_Sand@reddit
No_Oddjob@reddit
I am seriously laughing out loud on a public toilet. Please show some respect for my colocated poopers trying to bust a grumpy in silence.
failedsatan@reddit
"bust a grumpy" is incredible, I've never heard it described this way and will be taking this for my collection (but unfortunately, perhaps not use. I don't get an opportunity to talk about my bathroom activities much)
No_Oddjob@reddit
Reddit is here for you, friend. You can share about each and every grumpy you have ever or will yet bust.
NinpoSteev@reddit
Probably one of the better places. I laugh like a maniac in the gym sometimes.
Vespasian79@reddit
Never forget *Celestial Glorbosis: of Peace and Poimals* By Jace Hammercock
Dr_Axton@reddit
Ngl Chuck Tingle literature is so genius trolling you can give it a room
Xardnas69@reddit
What? What is this supposed to mean???
improbablydrunknlw@reddit
It's funny to be funny, let it to be exist
Xardnas69@reddit
I don't understand what it's supposed to mean. That sentence judt doesn't make sense to me
mesaboogers@reddit
Autistic? On this subreddit??
improbablydrunknlw@reddit
No, that's what the sentence means! "It's self aware andfunny, embrace it for that"
Xardnas69@reddit
OH thanks lmao
beingmemybrownpants@reddit
Chuck tingle is a National treasure
DefinitelyNotDonny@reddit
Sounds like a Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs rip-off
Ardalev@reddit
Holy shit, that's real. That's actually friggin real!
I googled it because I thought "no way this is real but I wonder what will come up" and JFC it's actually a thing that exists!
I...don't know what to say. Women are WAY bigger weirdos than I ever could had imagined!
Kaldaris@reddit
Well Christie Simms writes for women. Chuck Tingle writes for a gay audience. Everyone on this planet is weird in some way. We all have our things.
TruestNestor@reddit
Sneed
YorkPorkWasTaken@reddit
DOCTOR Chuck Tingle, excuse me
Kaldaris@reddit
Gomen. I had assumed calling him legendary was good enough.
Ekillaa22@reddit
Lmfao great title name love it
OttoVonJismarck@reddit
I enjoy such classics as The Milking Farm.
MeanDanGreen@reddit
His podcast is great. Its all readings of his books with a intro by the man himself.
Jarppakarppa@reddit
My fav is still the one about Covid-virus.
Ars_Lunar@reddit
Fell in love with a hood rich bbl velociraptor
thesilentbob123@reddit
Minotaur milk farm
Mr_Dunk_McDunk@reddit
You mean "morning glory milking farm"
Charbus@reddit
PUBLIQclopAccountant@reddit
brb, writing some Quan Millz/Chuck Tingle RPF
postmortemstardom@reddit
I remember a study about different kinds of media and their desensitization affects and the trend was that the more visual and interactive a media is the more desensitization it causes.
Gonna look it up after work and edit it in later.
While video games don't make you violent, they make you far more acceptin of violence and it's consequences. Many COD players see war footage and think of certain missions in the series rather than actual people dying. Current DoW takes full advantage of this affect by using game-like media all over the place which is proven to reduce adversity and increase recruitment lol.
Bay1Bri@reddit
Source?
postmortemstardom@reddit
https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0022103106000825
https://dl.ifip.org/db/conf/iwec/icec2006/Funk06.pdf
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/34801150/
Slingbr@reddit
What terrible methods both studies had. Man psychology is far away from being a true science.
postmortemstardom@reddit
Such a reddit moment lol.
Please publish your study on the errors of their methodology because these are studies from reputable journals that are paper reviewed, cited and not refuted so far.
Tho your claim of psychology not being a true science tells me all.
-accro@reddit
I'm not a psychologist but I thought the method of exposure to games and then measuring physical response to real life media seemed reasonable. I think people get stuck behind an idea (videogames not causing violence) and then refuse anything that would require them to even slightly relent lmao
regman231@reddit
People have no clue how to judge the validity of studies or sources in general. It’s the foundation if misinformation
postmortemstardom@reddit
Validity of studies : respectable journal, peer reviewed, cited and not refuted nor redacted
Unless you publish your own study refuting their paper your claim of invalidity is just an opinion.
Vetersova@reddit
His unwashed ass
outland_king@reddit
By that logic wouldnt the vore, diaper, and loli hentai fans also be "better" than normal porn watchers because theres no exploitation of real people.
Claiming printed or painted medium doesn't warp your perceptions as much as live action is crazy, considering all the chris chan sonic hentai fans out there, and their take on women.
Aethelric@reddit
The argument against non-real depictions of children in sexual situations is that people who consume it are training themselves to associate sex increasingly with children, which can encourage them to act it out.
That's much less of a problem with vore and diaper, since no amount of watching vore will make you able to actually consume someone whole.
outland_king@reddit
So your statement would counter the original statement that non-live porn is somehow less impactful on a person's psyche.
Aethelric@reddit
I didn't make that claim nor do I think it makes sense, but it's entirely possible for non-live porn to be less impactful but still have an impact.
NotLunaris@reddit
And movies and video games cause violence too, right? Weed is the gateway drug to meth and coke, right?
Holy evangelical boomer take
Aethelric@reddit
"Cause" is a vague (and impossible) way to describe this relationship, which is why I didn't use it. Someone could directly claim "I killed this cop because GTA5 made it seem like killing cops was cool" and it'd still be incredibly easy to find other more important causes than media consumption.
But, by and large, there isn't a recognized condition that makes people intrinsically desire to kill cops. There is, however, a recognized condition that makes certain people want to fuck kids (i.e, most of this subreddit), and at least some studies suggest that consumption of simulated/virtual CSAM makes it far more likely that the consumer will "move on" to real CSAM and eventual assault of children. Here's a link to a discussion, with sources and links, on the topic.
It's simply true that imbibing more available adulterants makes you significantly more likely to consume harder drugs than someone who does not. I don't think this justifies any of the policy decisions of the War on Drugs, but that doesn't change the fact that people who like to get high one way are going to be much more likely to try to get high in other ways (I say this as a drug enjoyer).
feathercraft@reddit
Regarding the exploitation point, yes
DarkScorpion48@reddit
So basically “ it’s ok when I do it”
pokemonxysm97@reddit
Pretty much, though, the exploitation point is valid!
NNiekk@reddit
Hasn’t also a lot of degradation of marginalised groups come from porn as well? Iirc trans women were called “shemales” due to the porn industry… it just.. grosses me out
ceilingkat@reddit
I think most people can agree that reading a book has less inherent risk to brain function than watching tv.
Neomataza@reddit
Is that the old purity of media? Book > magazine -> radio -> TV -> internet > evil videogames -> playing dungeons and dragons with satan himself
ceilingkat@reddit
I did say most people.
Gallusaur@reddit
Bible would like a word
Coffee_Grains@reddit
The main issue there is still tele-evangelism and in person evangelism. I'd wager that someone who only reads the Bible without input from a church or pastor would be much better adjusted to regular society than your average American "christian".
Odd_Plankton_925@reddit
Pretty much the explanation for everything in the modern world. It's different when my group does it, for reasons. But it's bad when you guys do it, yucky.
feathercraft@reddit
Except the reasons are valid
Odd_Plankton_925@reddit
Lmfao said every group ever. I hope you're being ironic. Legitimately every single group in human history thought it was different when they do bad thing because their reasons were "valid".
TrueGootsBerzook@reddit
More like we tend to do and consume different things on average, and we tend to be affected by these things differently. Some of it is more positive on the female side, or at least less prone to negative consequences on average.
iAmUnrated_@reddit
Absolute horseshit. Do you realize how sexist you sound?
Vetersova@reddit
I'll fix his answer for him, yes.
StripEnchantment@reddit
Wouldn't that mean that they can make do with less extreme stuff, not more? The whole trend towards more and more extreme stuff to get off is because you are desensitized to the vanilla stuff
EquivalentSnap@reddit
That’s bullshit. They’re reading fucked ip sex acts about CNC rape furry bs. That messed with your mind just as much as live action porn. Any extreme sex acts will mess up of your mind masturbating to it. Builds connections live action or on paper
SpottedWobbegong@reddit
What's cnc? I guess it's not command and conquer which comes to mind for me.
Sengfroid@reddit
Computer numerical control (CNC) or CNC machining is the automated control of machine tools by a computer. It is an evolution of numerical control (NC), where machine tools are directly managed by data storage media such as punched cards or punched tape.
It is a form of subtractive manufacturing usually, allowing a machine to handle the cutting automatically.
psichodrome@reddit
naughty.The trick is to keep the milling bit well lubricated.
mrbobcyndaquil@reddit
lmao
EquivalentSnap@reddit
Consensual non consensual. Rape play/free use with a safe word. Do whatever they want to person unless safe word is said. To me it’s fucked up and wrong and I don’t agree with it at all
mrbobcyndaquil@reddit
It stands for, in this context, "consensual non-consent" (basically pretend rape)
Kpt_Kipper@reddit
Bro there was a thread the other day where everyone was gagging over a fan fic of women cutting off all men’s dicks and getting off to the emasculation aspect of it.
Shit fucked man, and no one was like this is not normal behaviour lol
EquivalentSnap@reddit
Which proves my point. Fucked up even if it’s not real. You’re fucked in the head if you get sexual pleasure from that.
Exactly
LoweJ@reddit
I can promise you there are men who also get off to that though
EquivalentSnap@reddit
I’m sure there are but doesn’t make it okay for any gender
whiskers165@reddit
You're jimmies have been rustled lmao
Someone's erotic fic is haunting you think, your indignity about is hilarious
afvcommander@reddit
Same argument can be used to make pedofilic fanfic acceptable.
It is same fantasy about hurting someone and not right.
cocofan4life@reddit
I just hate to say it because it's the argument most peds throw around "its not real"
But let's face it, it's not real.
How about we try to save real children from being harmed eh?
cocofan4life@reddit
It's not real
PUBLIQclopAccountant@reddit
downdooted for truth-speaking
EquivalentSnap@reddit
Your brain still associates it with pleasure real or not
PUBLIQclopAccountant@reddit
geld all scrotes, mashallah
reecemrgn@reddit
I saw that and the amount of people that were fine with it was kind of insane
VicisSubsisto@reddit
It isn't?
demonotreme@reddit
I feel like melon-sized breasts with a slim waist is still way more achievable and realistic than checks notes becoming an alpha werewolf
Winter7296@reddit
Source?
Danijay2@reddit
That's a load of hogwash, and you know it. Porn is porn. Studies show that reading or watching has about the same effect on the brain.
KindStranger1337@reddit
Same people who say this crash out when an anime women is drawn too small.
TheMikman97@reddit
That is, if course, what they tell themselves and others, knowing it's impossible to prove or disprove either way
Astolfo_is_Best@reddit
"According to them", "They also say", "tend to be." More proof that psychology is not real science.
ur_moms_boy-toy@reddit
Is statistics a real science?
(I agree with the rest.)
VicisSubsisto@reddit
No, it's math. Or the third type of lie, depending on whom you ask.
ur_moms_boy-toy@reddit
Most would classify maths as a "formal science".
Sengfroid@reddit
You got a little mixed, Psych, like actual academically rigorous studies performed following the principles of the Scientific Method, (the literal definition of Science), is real science.
Someone quoting random bullshit other people on the internet have used as justification for their views/behaviour is not citing sources even to Wikipedia's standards, let alone real science or psychology Not any more than it's Physics when people call conflict avoidance "a Schrödinger's cat" and describe the car not making the bad noise at the mechanic's that made them bring it in the result of The Observer Effect.
Snoo-42683@reddit
Is there any source for this besides “I said so”?
PalestDrake@reddit
I can’t say anything about the last part but there was a post recently where OP’s husband told her she had a porn addiction because she was consistently reading smut to get horny and the literal entire comments section basically said “no queen; reading isn’t porn and it actually can’t be porn because porn is pictures. Imagine getting so worked up over words on a page.” And it was hundreds of comments.
To my knowledge I can’t link anything per rules but I don’t think it would be hard to find that story/reaction
metrocat2033@reddit
That’s not a source and it’s barely even an anecdote considering the amount of fake ass AI/ragebait stories that Reddit loves to upvote
PalestDrake@reddit
If the source was the story, sure. My point was less “this woman did x” and more “this thread full of people is an example of the attitude surrounding these things”, which is what was being discussed.
SleepHard0@reddit
I think anyone venting on the internet is at least a bit lonely in that moment or else they wouldn't bother.
TheBlueEmerald1@reddit
If it helps the internet is not the world and if you ask most people, even women, in real life, they'll think these people are crazy.
Vetersova@reddit
His unwashed asshole.
PUBLIQclopAccountant@reddit
They can say whatever they damn well please. That doesn't mean anything about the underlying truth of the statement.
Okaoka_12@reddit (OP)
Really? I never thought of it that way
TrueGootsBerzook@reddit
This is an extremely truncated explanation, but yes. It's many factors. Also, as another commenter here said, women need to be more discrete about their sexuality in most cases for their own safety. Too many men interpret a woman talking about sex in any context as her saying "I am ready to fuck any man *right now*."
HamsyBeSwank@reddit
Never expected to see such a fair and logical explanation on a chud breeding ground text like this.
seandoesntsleep@reddit
4chan has always had a lefty part to it. Theres ZERO safe space for libs on 4chan but its got its fair share of commies. Hell there was a time where 4chan nuked the biggest nazi board... then epstein asked nicely for it to get put back in place.
The commies are... not exactly the lefts strongest allies... but hell better a freak commie with toxic takes on trans people than freak nazis with even worse takes.
Yakubian_Devil@reddit
Ive seen exactly one thread from /leftypol/ and it was a Maoist arguing that owning pets makes you a labor aristocrat and a LeftCom saying they would blow up brown people for their dog so not exactly the cream of the crop of the left
seandoesntsleep@reddit
Look at my allies dawg. Im never getting a revolution of the working man.
RinTheTV@reddit
You get used to it.
"In dark times, should the stars also go out?"
airfryerfuntime@reddit
This is still reddit. The greentext subreddit can be full of redditors larping as 4chinners, but it's generally a bit safer. r/4chan is worse, but it's also still redditors.
TrueGootsBerzook@reddit
Well, I've actually had positive platonic and intimate relationships with women before, so that helps
HamsyBeSwank@reddit
You almost most had me there, you sly dog. What a preposterous notion!
Now excuse me, I'm going back to my fifth The Simpsons Iceberg Explained video of the evening.
MrBingly@reddit
That's full on cope
Thatgoldengolem@reddit
Ive actually read some stuff on this and with some of these very depraved "dark romance" some women have had to seek therapy for compulsive pedophilic attraction.
CyclopeWarrior@reddit
The only reason men have more live action porn is because what women read can't be filmed lol, that's hardly a bonus on mental health.
Invulnerablility@reddit
Happy_Ocelot_4945@reddit
If this is true then wouldn't that immediately disprove most manosphere talking points/studies?
TrueGootsBerzook@reddit
Um, yes. That is correct.
Happy_Ocelot_4945@reddit
Excellent, please release the evidence to back this claim so we can get over this gender war bs. You might even win a noble prize
Bay1Bri@reddit
Icefox119@reddit
Then mount her for the coveted Medal of On her
Bay1Bri@reddit
Metal* of on her
ArcticLeopard@reddit
AI porn generators: Allow us to introduce ourselves
Ryder_755@reddit
Point one is taken, exploitation is of real people does make it worse, Point two I can see too due to higher levels of exaggeration making it more of an abstraction. But point three feels like a silly excuse and arrogant though.
yeetzapizza123@reddit
BookTok refutes this
SpaceBug176@reddit
That's what traumatized Anon?? That's literally what I regularly watch. Last time I watched live action was like... a few months ago.
Head-Alarm6733@reddit
u r stupid, erotica is not watchable
Prestigious-Fig1172@reddit
Perverse male = 😡🤢🤮👎👎
Perverse Female = 😯🤩😋👌💖
Shahka_Bloodless@reddit
This but unironically. People got super up in arms about Stellar Blade being sexualized. But then there's Warframe, which is a far worse offender, but the creative director for the game is a wholesome quirk chungus woman so people love it. Ffs, the method for unlocking the most recent secret hard mode boss is to have the hot devil character literally bow to her self insert character (modeled after and voiced by her).
-accro@reddit
Lmao yeah that's what r/gamingcirclejerk boils down to now. People on there are so oriented to go against things popular in the anti-woke (or whatever you call them) crowd that they end up supporting stuff that sucks just as bad or is worse
Shahka_Bloodless@reddit
I mean don't get me wrong, Warframe is a great game. Story is very basic "muh trauma =(" narrative but the gameplay is good. And they actually are an example of a developer that does things well, the monetisation for being a f2p game is probably the best example I can think of. But MAN is the fanbase rabid for the self admitted high-gooner dev team.
Vetersova@reddit
Very literally what booktok, and all its content on different platforms, is.
Xardnas69@reddit
Your mistake is being on tiktok at all
Vetersova@reddit
I've never had a tiktok account in my life and don't use it. I was just using the terminology that they use.
Xardnas69@reddit
Good good, keep it that way. Your braincells will thank you
Vetersova@reddit
I'm 32. I'm not joining any more social media lol
outland_king@reddit
A girl buys a dildo and its seen as harmless fun.
A man buys a 4 horsepower self cleaning double suck 8000 fleshlight and he's see as the pervert
trashdrive@reddit
What about when a guy buys a dildo
Emotional-Big-8315@reddit
he tries to save money on lube and goes in dry
then he ends up in the ER with a bloody hairy ass
TruestNestor@reddit
Saiyan-solar@reddit
We normalise people being perverted to each other, but only if both sides consent
VicisSubsisto@reddit
As they say, "Hell hath no fury like a man scorned."
pelirodri@reddit
https://www.reddit.com/r/BrandNewSentence/s/49VpuypBek
thatweirdguyted@reddit
It's because they are by a wide margin much more discreet.
Yes, there are the ones out on the street doing stuff for their page, but for every one of them, there's a thousand guys who aren't allowed near parks anymore.
WytLadyDiseaseFibro@reddit
it's because they can consistently cum using a device, and if they start a relationship with someone it doesn't negatively affect their sex life like it possibly can for a dude who pounds off with a death grip
ShinyArc50@reddit
Death grip?
ActualWeed@reddit
it goes it goes it goes it goes
nachosjustice72@reddit
Man with death grips syndrome having sex be like "it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes"
Sir_Bebe_Michelin@reddit
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
ShinyArc50@reddit
GUILOTIIIIIIIIIIIINE YUH
BobertRosserton@reddit
Death gripping killed handjobs for so long :(
TrueGootsBerzook@reddit
Rope time
MrSoxs@reddit
Statistics say your ratio is a bit off. There are about 2x as many OF girls as there are males on a sex offender registry.
thatweirdguyted@reddit
I really don't want to know how you know that.
MrSoxs@reddit
u comment thought provoke me google both numba
GreenFuzyKiwi@reddit
Right and what this guy won’t find guys writing paragraphs about, he will find in video form in one way or another
SaintKaen@reddit
[ Removed by Reddit ]
Thanag0r@reddit
They can cum 10 times in a row and continue until they actually lose consciousness.
Your hairy ass is done in 5 minutes and doesn't need anything else after.
Cry_Wolff@reddit
I envy that to be honest, girlie can get 5 different orgasms in one session and each only gets her hornier.
Tortoise_Knight@reddit
Tried to run a gauntlet once in my teenage years. It's straight up painful by the fifth nut in a row. It's immoral to go over seven, I regretted being born after the 8th and spent two whole months without as much as giving it a cheeky rub in the bath.
Women don't have the slightest idea how good they have it.
-accro@reddit
You chainwanked 8 times?
How does it even work atp surely you aren't getting anything but pain
Tortoise_Knight@reddit
Gets kinda numb after a point. But yeah, hard to derive pleasure after the 3rd in a row. 3rd is already pushing it tbh
-accro@reddit
Yeah the 3rd requires the motivation of science. Or some kind of pain fetish. Respect brother ✊
danteas14@reddit
8?
holy fuck
I have gone up to 3, and could probably do one more, but the idea of more than 4 terrifies me
Charbus@reddit
Fuckin rookie numbers
3? Seriously? That’s when you wake up, once during the day and when you go to bed. We call that Thursday.
danteas14@reddit
In a row
Tortoise_Knight@reddit
I don't even remember what had teen me so demonically inspired. Never again.
SOMEMONG@reddit
Dang. Most I've ever done it in my life is 5 times a day. Nowadays if I even do it twice in one day I feel rotten afterwards, like my life force has been drained out. I'm getting old.
icepickjones@reddit
Yeah I feel like 5 in a day is my limit and that was as an overhormoned teenager
Winter7296@reddit
r/pussyenvy
You and a whole lot of others
Thanag0r@reddit
You can go again after, like, 10 seconds too.
UristMcMagma@reddit
Yeah, maybe when I was 9.
i_had_an_apostrophe@reddit
I’m sorry, did you say “9”?
THESUACED@reddit
Yes 5, did I stutter?
Impressive-Door-2581@reddit
or on an aphrodesiac
JACK_1719@reddit
Speak for yourself. I’m done in 7 minutes and I need a cigarette afterwards
Pasma_05@reddit
ok wesker
JACK_1719@reddit
ohgodthehorror95@reddit
"Complete global masturbation."
No_Tonight_5948@reddit
I hope you give Rosie Palms a present after.
JACK_1719@reddit
Her presents that I don’t put her to work for another 7 minutes
IM_INSIDE_YOUR_HOUSE@reddit
Honestly it’s for the best. If men had no refractory period half of us would have long died of dehydration by now.
JustChillin3456@reddit
You can cum 10 times in a row as a man
It just involves your hairy ass
Tortoise_Knight@reddit
Not everyone wants ass stuff bro.
DefinitelyNotDonny@reddit
Yes they do. They just don’t know it yet
sillycritersenjoyer@reddit
Nipple stimulation can achieve similar albeit somewhat less intense results and requires more time to rewire
Senior_Independence4@reddit
downvoted for not liking things in your butt, classic reddit
JustChillin3456@reddit
Then enjoy cumming once an hour
Tortoise_Knight@reddit
Will do
SyntheticDuckFlavour@reddit
A crust breaker, I see.
DarthKittie@reddit
Why are you frost dk
parrote3@reddit
Weed and a prostate massager will do the same for a man.
TheKhalDrogo@reddit
More like 3 pumps in and I need emotional support afterwards
SpaceBug176@reddit
If you're young, you can also do that as a man.
Speaking from experience.
Thanag0r@reddit
I know :)
SpaceBug176@reddit
Hell yeah my man
https://i.redd.it/25asgqawz4yg1.gif
Thanag0r@reddit
Also you don't need to be all that young.
SpaceBug176@reddit
https://i.redd.it/s3gmq4wj25yg1.gif
regman231@reddit
That’s not a dab, that’s a handshake. Philistines
outland_king@reddit
Look at this guy bragging. Not all of us hit that 5 min mark champ.
Thanag0r@reddit
Who cares how long you last if you can go again right after that?
Simbooptendo@reddit
Man I would cum myself to sleep so hard
oohwakakaka@reddit
Wrong. I need a glass of juice.
DanteWolfsong@reddit
men will get on reddit and be like "I'm ADDICTED to MASTURBATION and PORN and it's RUINING MY LIFE how do I STOP" and meanwhile women & queers are just going at it no problem while living their best lives lol. skill issue methinks
xxxtrumptacion69@reddit
They’re all trans women
Zermist@reddit
When is the last time you talked to a girl? They LOVE reading smut. Google morning glory milking farm
xxxtrumptacion69@reddit
I don’t talk to women
_BlackDove@reddit
Basically this. It's just all guys.
YunusEmre0037@reddit
Me when I make shit up because I hate a minority
sidnynasty@reddit
Huh? You're telling me all those middle aged soccer moms are trans?
narwhalpilot@reddit
🤤
SpezIsAGayMfer@reddit
OP, i genuinely dont fucking know anymore.
I keep hearing about foids and "goonettes" like theyre some elusive mysterious cryptid thats somehow hornier than the most depraved, touch-starved degenerate on 4chin, and how thats supposedly true but i have yet to even see a shred of evidence that these foids even exist.
I know girls who cry because they saw a dude they didnt think was attractive, dont tell me they found something even remotely fetishized to their liking and that uts supposed to be somehow worse than the clankers ive blown entire armies worth of DNA to.
Bloody-Maria@reddit
I once read a smut novel and realized why we should keep that shit to ourselves.
GalaXion24@reddit
It's kind of like how porn doesn't need an amazing script or great cinematography for it to have a consumer base. It's kind of a guilt pleasure for people and everyone knows it's (at least generally?) trash
Bloody-Maria@reddit
I’m imagining the comment section of a porn video with hundreds of people calling it “ goonslop “ but watching it anyways.
GalaXion24@reddit
This is what porn comment sections should be. Also scathing reviews of the piss-poor writing, the awful acting and the mediocre cinematography, not to mention derivative plots.
Honestly now that I'm writing this down I almost want to make an account purely to critically review porn. I think I could become an internet microcelebrity with it.
jilly-o@reddit
I will watch your carreer with great interest.
Smut. Needs. Better. Writing. Like, even the ones that are 'praised' for being good fiction are kinda ass. You ever actually read 50 shades of grey? It's got an awful plot, like oh my god. This dude should not be let near another human being. He gets slightly traumatized once and decides that making domestic abuse and BDSM his only personality traits is probably better than therapy. It's an AO3 Twilight fanfiction and it SHOWS.
VicisSubsisto@reddit
Problem is, sane people are not commenting on porn sites.
kramnelladoow@reddit
Bold of you to assume they are a sane person.
Corsaka@reddit
you've invented ThePornDude from first principles
allan11011@reddit
Do it
loscapos5@reddit
“Her movements are like that of an educated prostitute"
Winter7296@reddit
Your pfp is the one from Playstation
Based
ChoiceFudge3662@reddit
“Her breasts bounced boobily down the stairs”
AnDanDan@reddit
I know, how to people read first person anyways.
Petrica55@reddit
Seeing how some people become pedos when they gain the slightest amount of power and influence, and how it seems that guys only get busted for childporn when they have unfathomable amounts of it, I really don't think I wanna know how many of the people I've met goon to that shit but are able to keep it secret
Seyelent@reddit
I always thought it was kinda similar to how segregated communities end up having the most radicalized behavior, sexual openness is a more male-oriented field while its more commonly shamed for women. I.e, in spaces in which women can be open about it, they can indulge in extremes (be it fantasy or reality).
NOT_ImperatorKnoedel@reddit
What a meaningless phrase
ReaWroud@reddit
That's the dream right there. A shitty man losing interest. Brings a lil tear to my eye.
Testsubject276@reddit
I fainty recall there being a popular book with women who really want to be railed by a minotaur or something.
A part of me refuses to remember further.
Imhidingfromu@reddit
Their horniness isn't determined by how much semen they have in their balls
MrBingly@reddit
Women are more stimulated by the circumstance than by the act. You can't sex any more than sex. But you can go down a deep rabbit hole with the circumstances that surround the sex.
NowaVision@reddit
Yeah, they are into all the context bullshit.
otokonokosan@reddit
Gooner-ladies are a gazillion times worse. I work in a school where you teach pre-teens and I have lost count of how many times me and the old mexican janitor had to chase grown ass women from the kid's toilets.
SipoteQuixote@reddit
They're all about the journey while guys like to speed run that shit.
August_Bebel@reddit
Just sex is baseline and ok.
Going a step further and fabricating a story is much more fun.
Sex vs Big tiddy mommy vampire lures you into her castle to make into her mortal husband
emdave@reddit
Go on....
gasp_@reddit
Keep going....
SipoteQuixote@reddit
sidnynasty@reddit
More fucked up? People of all types are freaks of the highest order, whatever insane fetish you come across that a woman has it's a guarantee that some man has the same one. This gender war bullshit is so exhausting.
Skiepher@reddit
I wanna deny that this claim isnt real, but majority of my friend group is female. I can confirm I lose on the freak-off when a discussion occurs.
Neovarium@reddit
Becauss most male fantasies when taken to extremes are already classified as crimes also since most of them are physical it is easier to get detected, labeled a creep, get banished from society. Social risk anchors the perverts a little + those rhat are extremely perveted end up in a prison or mental health facility.
Meanwhile most of women's fantasies are psychological in nature and also women know how to hide their perversions better than men. So they do not get a societal check on their perversions which causes them to get more perverted. Also most women can easily share their perversions in book format which you can even read on a train by using a book cover and close the book if someone tries to read over your shoulder.
bumbuff@reddit
If you're seeing a woman that needs a toy to finish while with you, she's as much of a degenerate as any of the porn addicted men is.
I-Like-To-Eat-Rocks@reddit
"Never ask a white woman her kink"
ShermanWasRight1864@reddit
Dated one, was great sex but by God she was not mentally stable.
SlammingPussy420@reddit
You got to stabilize that brain dude.
slywolf_117@reddit
Many such cases
Spoon_Elemental@reddit
Reminder that Redo of the Healer is more popular with women than men.
Ada_Pearce@reddit
Were they even women? We all know there are no women online
Gallusaur@reddit
At least not in this thread, jfc the comments are sad
Lev--@reddit
the problem with women is they aren't normal horny they're into self harm, guro, ntr, animals and shit (literal), hence how we got stuff like blow ly girl and why the majority of woman smut is vampires, wolfmen, and abuse or BDSM or power dynamic shit
I think it may be due to women biologically having to go through impregnation and bleeding monthly and having to cope with those extreme differences that leads them to these super dark fantasy preferences. The fact they're biologically weaker also leads to the prevalence of power dynamic fantasies and the perceived weight of a male power centric yet women worshipping society seems to endlessly feed into the popularity of dom/sub role play, and power dynamics
Even my most timid exes were into being physically retrained, power diff'd, tied up, and even were drawn to light r*pe fantasies despite being very timid and easily turned off by any kind of discussion of rough sex. Which is really fucking odd and confusing to deal with, but alas, w*men.
color_juice@reddit
We may have to consider that handmaids tale was a depraved fantasy
Tortoise_Knight@reddit
The lightest women's erotica that a woman has shared with me involved both rape and cuck shit in the same story. You tell me.
outland_king@reddit
It always involves some rape or sexual violence.
RinTheTV@reddit
TBF not strictly a "woman fetish" to have- but I wonder if there's a correlation with how openly she's sharing it to how kinky her tastes are.
I imagine people who already think "vanilla" kinks are scandalous wouldn't be too keen to share that they're getting off to hand holding and kissing (ohmy) outside of very close-knit gossip circles.
While a real freak? Doesn't just have freak tastes, but also far bolder in expressing their like for it because they've probably come to terms with it long ago, like a real goon girl.
Has to be a reason as to why these types of anecdotes stick out after all, because I totally buy there being a selective bias of "woman fetishes" being overrepresented, simply because the only ones loud enough to make their tastes known are already comfortable that they're S tier kinksters.
Jaime2k@reddit
Foids 🚬
idlickherbootyhole@reddit
There is a correlation too. The more unfuckable the girl, the more fucked up her fantasies.
bumtickla@reddit
Same as dudes
VicisSubsisto@reddit
In both cases it's because the attractive ones have less need to fantasize.
AnimeIsMyLifeAndSoul@reddit
There are more male perverts definitely but the women who are perverts are the most perverted people ever. I searched up “emo” or smth on rule 34 and came across 10 posts by the same author of a girl just sniffing a horses asshole. and it wasn’t ai.
Electronic-Worker-10@reddit
they don't exist
Shamgar65@reddit
They also have little to no refractory period so they can just keep going and going and going going and going and going going and going and going going and going and going going and going and going going and going and going going and going and going going and going and going going and going and going going and going and going going and going and going going and going and going going and going and going going and going and going going and going and going going and going and going going and going and going.
ddg31415@reddit
GreyLoad@reddit
Wtf is a goonete
JumpingCoconut@reddit
Fantasy word made up by delusional males
SnekSymbiosis@reddit
wtf is a goon
Alegq@reddit
First day on the internet?
SnekSymbiosis@reddit
wooosh?
GreyLoad@reddit
U the OP?
SnekSymbiosis@reddit
you really are that slow aren't you
GreyLoad@reddit
What's ur fuckin problem
SnekSymbiosis@reddit
you asking me if I was OP with 0 provocation on my part
baudmiksen@reddit
What's a goon to a goblin
JumpingCoconut@reddit
A minion
Impressive-Door-2581@reddit
Feminine term for 'gooner'.
Gooner can be used for both men and women, but most people usually think of men when the term gooner is used. Therefore Goonette was used to distinguish that a gooner is female to be more specific in conversation.
ItsImNotAnonymous@reddit
Bro needs to level up his internet lingo
Snazzysnaj@reddit
Bro spent too much time outside
Prestigious-Fig1172@reddit
Porn addicted female
TheDeerssassin@reddit
Make a guess
circumcisingaban@reddit
CT0292@reddit
Woman with a collection of sex toys who plays with herself to an extreme degree? Yeah that's hot.
Dude with a collection of sex toys who plays with himself to an extreme degree? What a creep.
That's pretty much it. They're equal in the end. But one is deemed as seemingly better in the court of public opinion.
--Markus@reddit
Vampire Dinosaur Surgeon
GoblinBreeder@reddit
The worst gooners getting hypnotized into sissy fuckdolls by mommy dommies so that men can use them.
The average femgooner content revolves around shadow daddys, essentially abusive and dangerous men, that groom them and make them their hyperfixation princesses, who sexually dominate them inside of the bedroom and out. Usually they're extremely rich, attractive loners. The line between obsessessive and possessive love and blatant abuse blurs, and the only thing making it look blurry is how horny it makes the women.
Two-Shots-Of-Vodka@reddit
In the words of some truly cultured and big-brained YouTubers:
“If there is a male version of something then you can… like… bet your arse that the female version is gonna be, like, 10x more intense.”
(No this is not casual sexism I’m just joking around with internet strangers please don’t cut my dick off)
Ephsylon@reddit
Women as FAR, FAR more repressed than men, IMO.
Sunifred@reddit
One thing that I've learned is that women truly are a pansexual mess, and that they aren't identifying as lgbt en masse just because it's trendy. They're into gay stuff, lesbian stuff, rape, vampires, werewolves etc.
Men degens are more selective and tend to fixate on one thing. The guy who's into gay furries won't usually like the dommy mommy stuff and viceversa.
Previous_Air_9030@reddit
I will accept that women are just as perverted as men as soon as they come up with a subreddit where they start squirting on pictures of their neighbors.
RetroTheGameBro@reddit
On one hand, they aren't as bad because they don't indulge in a lot of porn involving real people. It's less exploitative, and less likely to warp their views of other people sexually.
On the other hand, they get way more into it because they physically can. I can't imagine the shit I'd be doing if my orgasms were better, lasted longer, and I had a refractory period shorter than the average goldfish memory span.
BrainPurple7931@reddit
Fucking around and finding out ahhh
PJ_2005_01@reddit
Fake: women aren’t really that much more perverted
Gay: anon is disgusted by women
Simbooptendo@reddit
No. Male gooners will always be the gooniest. They invented porn
TheLifeOfABowl@reddit
OP fell for psyop
Chonboy@reddit
Women just can't be horny on the same level as dudes you can get fucked whenever you want to be fucked that's why women run deep into the realm of fantasy instead of a normal dude it's an extremely tall disgustingly rich vampire and other such impossible examples
Men dream of companionship in general women dream of hyper specific scenarios because they can have any realistic scenario in seconds
Accurate_College_864@reddit
it's filth all the way down
Ssyynnxx@reddit
most of them are turbo larpers