Pent up, virginity based, rage and simping over some chick who repeatedly makes awful decisions while you embarrass yourself via processing your "love". Brutal.
At least he can ignore the rest of the story when he brags about losing his virginity to his majority virgin friend group, I guess.
hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
must be Chad again
know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
log onto reddit and open /r/4chan
read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
Fake: anon has a gf
Gay: anon enters a murderous rage upon a thought of having sex with a woman
giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
it's been a good day
i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
does he blame the girl though? seems like he had a lot of confused emotions and then cut her out of his life. seems like he might have some resentment buried deep inside that he can't even realize himself
ZyklonFart@reddit
Pent up, virginity based, rage and simping over some chick who repeatedly makes awful decisions while you embarrass yourself via processing your "love". Brutal.
At least he can ignore the rest of the story when he brags about losing his virginity to his majority virgin friend group, I guess.
BoredCapy@reddit
Idk Anon, have you tried to tell your story out loud so you can hear how retarded you sound? Jesus, yeah, nothing about this is normal.
BenAfflecksBalls@reddit
Anon is angry when he realizes he's getting pity fucked and how pitiful he is for begging that long
nnuunn@reddit
Anon experiences post-nut clarity for the first time in his life
CainhurstVayne@reddit
Very based, anon. She deserved it
That-Grim-Reaper@reddit
Fake: anon has a gf
Gay: anon enters a murderous rage upon a thought of having sex with a woman
TendieBot2000@reddit
Leprechaun73@reddit
davetharave@reddit
Thank god this is making a comeback my favourite type of comment
VehaMeursault@reddit
Diary of a psychopath.
Makes bad choice after bad choice, blames the girl.
SnooWoofers186@reddit
Which part did anon blame the girl?
Sunlight--Blade@reddit
Huh?
Dronelisk@reddit
by default we always assume the man is an incel and the woman is innocent
Tenko-of-Mori@reddit
does he blame the girl though? seems like he had a lot of confused emotions and then cut her out of his life. seems like he might have some resentment buried deep inside that he can't even realize himself
SnooWoofers186@reddit
At least anon move on, and found out. Just focus on the new relationship, what’s over already over.
Lycang6KRLH0@reddit
This pasta gave me cancer
SupaHotFire007@reddit
"I did this insanely unempathetic thing and I dont even know why, is there something wrong with me?"
Yea, you're kind of a piece of shit, maybe work on that anon. Or don't, it's your life
WorkerClass@reddit
Right there, I could tell you something was very wrong with him in his definitely real story.
sk4eve@reddit
Chekhov wrote a story like that. Ended with a bang
Secret_Bad4969@reddit
Sauce?
sk4eve@reddit
"Volodya"
Secret_Bad4969@reddit
Nice
cumble_bumble@reddit
Anon needs therapy
Immortan_JKL@reddit
Anon is dry dreaming
DefinitelyNotPine@reddit
Odd it's the girl wanting to know about his past