Anon just murdered a opposum
Posted by Okaoka_12@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 46 comments
Posted by Okaoka_12@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 46 comments
Urboiduck221@reddit
origin villian story
MayorMcCheezz@reddit
Na they aren’t a villain, they are a monster.
Urboiduck221@reddit
Man-possum
jungleass98@reddit
Sha nah nah nah nah nah MAN-POSSUM
thot_chocolate420@reddit
POV Anon doesn’t know how to humanely kill an animal.
MintyFresh42069XxX@reddit
Christopher Bale
Rohen420@reddit
repost subhuman
PotatoAmulet@reddit
Possums and opossums are different animals
meat_strings@reddit
Correct. O'possums are the Irish version (credit: Jesse Pinkman)
Okaoka_12@reddit (OP)
Someone didn't learn their animals
SporadicSanity@reddit
You aren’t the brightest bulb are you?
Okaoka_12@reddit (OP)
I don't live in the US
SporadicSanity@reddit
Then you’re an even biggest fool for not knowing there are different type of possums? That’s an American level of ignorance on your part.
Champomi@reddit
I mean, there are several millions of animal species out there, can't blame anyone for not knowing them all
They were wrong for not knowing possums and opossums aren't the same, but that doesn't make them a fool
-Benjamin_Dover-@reddit
sigh of course Australia has their own version...
Is yours venomous? Does it have a bite force comparable to a Grizzly bear despite being the size of a house cat? Is it an ambush predator that will play dead to ambush scavengers?
gloriouspenguin@reddit
Nah they just like fucking on my roof at 2am.
They're pretty cute tho.
SporadicSanity@reddit
No. Surprisingly, it’s one of the very few times the Australian version is the cuter, more benign version of something. They’re still a pain in the ass if they get in your roof but they’re actually the adorable, inverse version of the opossum.
Okaoka_12@reddit (OP)
Ok it is, thank you for educating me
SporadicSanity@reddit
No worries. Marsupials are cool.
PropheticUtterances@reddit
He’s 100% correct. They’re not the same animal, they’re just both marsupials.
honorio2099@reddit
God, greentexts are peak 😭😭😭
bingboomin@reddit
this makes me so upset my stomach hurts
nesthesi@reddit
better acting skills than most hollywood leads
b2hcy0@reddit
still a better lovestory than twilight
st0pdr0pntr0ll@reddit
Darude-Sandstorm
isimsizbiri123@reddit
How the fuck could you tell the dogs didn't hurt it by checking its body AFTER beating its skull in with a skateboard
MarkedByNyx@reddit
This would’ve broken me and traumatized me
SerBron@reddit
Who the fuck is Christopher Bell
Next-Use6943@reddit
There's no way you don't know bale
SerBron@reddit
I know Christian Bell
Next-Use6943@reddit
Where tf do you have it written? Or is it someone you made up?
PropheticUtterances@reddit
Did you have a stroke?
Next-Use6943@reddit
He edited his comments to make it look like that, peak trolling
SerBron@reddit
lol you trippin bro, his name was always Christian, not Christopher
Next-Use6943@reddit
Christian sure, but it also wasn't bell, which you said it was, twice
PropheticUtterances@reddit
u/SerBron -.-
Next-Use6943@reddit
His original comment also said bell lol
SerBron@reddit
You are trying very hard to make it seem like you didn’t fall for my sarcasm. It’s obvious you didn’t realize that the first name was wrong, this has nothing to do with me misspelling his last name
Next-Use6943@reddit
I just thought that you were fucking stupid and mistook christian bale with alexander bell or whatever, because there's literally nobody famous called that
SerBron@reddit
Simple misspelling on my hand, the topic was obviously his first name because that’s what’s wrong with it the green text
plaudite_cives@reddit
just = 13 years ago. It was posted here already too
Jaruxius@reddit
I laughed so idgaf
vverbov_22@reddit
Anon is not at fault there tbh, the opposum should blame himself
nowlickmyfet@reddit
Can i post this tomorrow if i promise to lower pixel count even furter?
Okaoka_12@reddit (OP)
I allow it
THEPIGWHODIDIT@reddit
Self fulfilling prophecy