Anon goes to get gas while drunk
Posted by urboijesuschrist@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 37 comments
Posted by urboijesuschrist@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 37 comments
ExoTheFlyingFish@reddit
Credit where credit's due, anon walks with his friend which is kinda based in today's world.
Thin_General_8594@reddit
We seriously at the point where we celebrate walking around?
ExoTheFlyingFish@reddit
Life sucks. People doomscroll more than they walk. Especially because it's such a car-centric world in many places.
SpezIsAGayMfer@reddit
The amount of people who ask my why i dont have a car yet makes me want to mick them and tell them i mistook them for a car-pedal because putting my foot down seemed to mean "Go" in their dumbass mind.
SgtRinzler@reddit
Have you seen the average American lately? All of us fat fucks could use some more walking
TheLifeOfABowl@reddit
celebrate even the smallest victories friend
Severe_Fishing_2193@reddit
i have dyed hair and one time my uncle asked me if my pussy hair was green aswell. i’m a man
SpezIsAGayMfer@reddit
Well, is it?
fatherOblivion69@reddit
I haven't slept a wink all night and this made me laugh my ass off. Still can't sleep, but thanks for the laugh!
auggs@reddit
Get some unisom with the active ingredient : diphenhydramine. It’s been a serious game changer for me. I was getting seriously awful sleep for like 5 weeks straight and I felt like I was about to lose my mind. Got unisom (diphenhydramine) and a compound melatonin gummy with ‘botanicals’ or whatever and I’ve been sleeping like a baby for about 3 months now. Any time I see anyone on this site even mention sleep trouble I recommend this right away because I’ll take 1 pill of unisom and 2 melatonin gummies and like 30 minutes later I am laid the fuck out lmao. It’s so nice. And I think all of this good sleep is helping me out too because the last week or so I’ve been on fire at work, dialed in with great energy and shit. Anyways if you are having sleep troubles check that shit out lol 👍
googlin@reddit
But what happened in nineteen ninety eight at hell in a cell?
nuklearink@reddit
Be careful with both DPH and melatonin. Extended use of DPH has shown an increase in alzheimer’s/dementia in you as you get older, and taking melatonin will actually make it harder to sleep in the long run since your body produces it naturally, so if you take it as a supplement your body will stop producing it. Great mix if you desperately need sleep but I’d be careful doing it every night.
WiSeWoRd@reddit
StandardN02b@reddit
Based uncle.
wildstoo@reddit
Clearly your uncle doesn't think so
ILoveBigCoffeeCups@reddit
Sounds like a double burn
MyDogIsDaBest@reddit
Is it?
LordAlfrey@reddit
Well? Is it?
MightyTurianEmpire@reddit
this has been circling my mind for a minute now, god bless you
ISwearImAnonymous@reddit
Simply put the gas in your pocket for later
Jack-of-Hearts-7@reddit
Can't. It's too full of spaghetti.
Meerkate@reddit
ISwearImAnonymous@reddit
Damn
rbad8717@reddit
Their walks didnt end with they both cumming on each other faces and that's why they were confused
Rhybrah@reddit
It's a green text so it's a given that happened
googlin@reddit
Can confirm, I was the pump.
sanchower@reddit
This was literally a Beavis and Butt Head episode
SomeoneElseX@reddit
https://www.reddit.com/r/BeavisAndButthead/s/aWwKKr1p9E
buttputt@reddit
Gas stations usually sell Jerry cans
Berkuts_Lance_Plus@reddit
Do they also sell cans to people not named Jerry?
zealot416@reddit
Fuck no, come back when you have a better name.
drak0ni@reddit
It’s on me for assuming they brought a gas can.
WytLadyDiseaseFibro@reddit
this sounds australian as hell for some reason
MartyMcBird@reddit
This is the data that LLMs train on
rlaxowns@reddit
AI could never recreate this peak
dioptase-@reddit
car wash llm challenge vs gas human challenge, which one is the repost
sippy1821@reddit
If thats the thing that stops you from drinking then youre gay