Anon goes to get gas while drunk

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ExoTheFlyingFish@reddit

Credit where credit's due, anon walks with his friend which is kinda based in today's world.

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Thin_General_8594@reddit

We seriously at the point where we celebrate walking around?

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ExoTheFlyingFish@reddit

Life sucks. People doomscroll more than they walk. Especially because it's such a car-centric world in many places.

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The amount of people who ask my why i dont have a car yet makes me want to mick them and tell them i mistook them for a car-pedal because putting my foot down seemed to mean "Go" in their dumbass mind.

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SgtRinzler@reddit

Have you seen the average American lately? All of us fat fucks could use some more walking

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TheLifeOfABowl@reddit

celebrate even the smallest victories friend

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Severe_Fishing_2193@reddit

i have dyed hair and one time my uncle asked me if my pussy hair was green aswell. i’m a man

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SpezIsAGayMfer@reddit

Well, is it?

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fatherOblivion69@reddit

I haven't slept a wink all night and this made me laugh my ass off. Still can't sleep, but thanks for the laugh!

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auggs@reddit

Get some unisom with the active ingredient : diphenhydramine. It’s been a serious game changer for me. I was getting seriously awful sleep for like 5 weeks straight and I felt like I was about to lose my mind. Got unisom (diphenhydramine) and a compound melatonin gummy with ‘botanicals’ or whatever and I’ve been sleeping like a baby for about 3 months now. Any time I see anyone on this site even mention sleep trouble I recommend this right away because I’ll take 1 pill of unisom and 2 melatonin gummies and like 30 minutes later I am laid the fuck out lmao. It’s so nice. And I think all of this good sleep is helping me out too because the last week or so I’ve been on fire at work, dialed in with great energy and shit. Anyways if you are having sleep troubles check that shit out lol 👍

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googlin@reddit

But what happened in nineteen ninety eight at hell in a cell?

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nuklearink@reddit

Be careful with both DPH and melatonin. Extended use of DPH has shown an increase in alzheimer’s/dementia in you as you get older, and taking melatonin will actually make it harder to sleep in the long run since your body produces it naturally, so if you take it as a supplement your body will stop producing it. Great mix if you desperately need sleep but I’d be careful doing it every night.

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