a) you have no right to privacy on work computer

b) get a 2nd phone with a ton of storage and start recording screen and audio - transcribe audio and run it thru AI looking for violations of law or policy

c) unplug - you dont need live connection all day - they cant record what they cannot see

d) accidentally "drop" machine or spill milk or coffee into the keyboard - a few times. it usually takes a few weeks to get a replacement

e) write haiku poems and print them out on local printers. forget to pick up said poem

f) start writing rules about "fight club" and leaving them around in random places in office

g) get yourself a 3 ring binder +pen and stop using computer to take notes or do work. When questioned tell management that you are cyber punk now and embracing the old ways because they were better. Write emails as memos, print them out and hand deliver them to recipient.

h) go to competitors website and buy their clothing and flair - start wearing it and using it openly in your office. Praise the competition every chance you get in every meeting with statements like "You know, XYZ Corp really has a handle on this and we should just do what they do...."

i) discover religion and start praying 4 times a day kneeling towards mecca

j) find managers political affiliation and start openly praising the other party

k) start referring to your imaginary friend "wilson" and have long and open debates in the office about the current problem you are trying to solve - heated arguments in this case work best

l) burnt microwaved popcorn and burnt microwaved fish linger for weeks. Just sayin.....

m) there are so many hazards that can be used to engineer a trip to the hospital. seek them out. slip/fall/trip, suffer even the most minor of injury, and demand an ambulance ride to hospital then claim back pain

n) demand the use of a therapy donkey for emotional support. donkeys are notorious for being super quiet and not pooping all over the place

o) find some cp over vpn, get some work branded thumb drives, copy cp onto thumb drives, and slide under managers desk and in corner - these are timebombs that will go off long after you are gone

p) go to infectious department in hospital and pretend to be janitor. get some nice infectious mucus and bring to work - apply liberally to executive door knobs, keyboards and mice

q) sell access to dark web on last few days of job - north korean and chinese hackers love this shit

Thats just from the top of my head, im sure you can be more creative than me.

Knock yourself out