I mean if you type definition after it Google gives a summary, which is basically written porn. But yeah it seems it's really only a word in the context of gay sex lol I thought they just meant to type fetch.
How is this abuse? It's an offer to stop working in exchange for Anon's company and likely sexual favors. Swap the genders and we probably view it as mildly creepy, but still not abuse.
Would make for good smut though. OP should write on AO3 or Literotica. Build up some skills, eventually pivot to books or horny VN games, make a profit
I got offered a job by an exec from another department when I was younger. The last word didn’t even fully escape her mouth before it was withdrawn in a panic. She didn’t say anything corny like this but she made it pretty clear she wanted me on top of her not under her.
Like a Freudian slip of "hey Honunkulus, you really do the artifical human but spelled different thing great. If you ever think about moving into the Philosopher's Stone department, I'd love to have you on top of me -- ohshitthatsnotwhatimean" ?
This sub exists solely for miserable Redditors to shit on anons and make themselves feel better and superior. It's literally every comment at the time I am posting this. You people are pathetic
Adrian12094@reddit
the timing of this is insane
MathematicianNew2770@reddit
Anon
RymrgandsDaughter@reddit
fake and gay
NeighborhoodDue1915@reddit
Fake: this story
Gay: His new job is to felch the semen out of her vagina from her sessions with the janitor
Impossible_Arrival21@reddit
damn, that's a word. i looked up "felching definition" and the first result was a gay porn site. just asking for the DEFINITION.
tham1700@reddit
I mean if you type definition after it Google gives a summary, which is basically written porn. But yeah it seems it's really only a word in the context of gay sex lol I thought they just meant to type fetch.
42Ubiquitous@reddit
Less than a second difference between the approaches, but "define [WORD]" also works. A long time ago it used to be "define:"
Dominator616@reddit
The more you know, I guess I'm not enough of a gooner cause I never saw or heard of that term lol
ShitMcClit@reddit
Would you rather be felched or do the felching?
NeighborhoodDue1915@reddit
Fake: You don't know that what it means
Gay: You looked up gay porn
omegafivethreefive@reddit
Lurk moar
thatAnthrax@reddit
nono. This story is mostly real, the only fake one is the gender of his boss.
fullcircle052@reddit
Oh, my steak is too juicy! And my lobster, it's too buttery!
NeighborhoodDue1915@reddit
The roast beef katy perry special has too much mayonnaise
I_hate_11@reddit
God I love this subreddit
TheRealApoth@reddit
"basically be my sugar mama" - e.g. didn't notice anon existed and will promptly replace in the office with a personal friend who needed a job
ExtraPomelo759@reddit
And everyone clapped.
Sunim416@reddit
could have at least made it believable.
thatAnthrax@reddit
Yep, just change female boss to male boss, and i wouldn't even question it
baudmiksen@reddit
she actually fired him for leaving a slime trail as he slithered into her office
rip-droptire@reddit
Everyone thinks this is fake but it could definitely be real if the boss is an older lady. They sometimes like to have younger men in that role
ShitMcClit@reddit
Not buying it unless it happens to me.
xX_SkibidiChungus_Xx@reddit
4chan cries about male victims of abuse until one pulls up and suddenly its le fake and gay wholesome 100 [Everybody Liked That]
ISoldMyPeanitsFarm@reddit
I don't think it being fake and gay has anything to do with gender. Everything is fake and gay.
rip-droptire@reddit
How is this abuse? It's an offer to stop working in exchange for Anon's company and likely sexual favors. Swap the genders and we probably view it as mildly creepy, but still not abuse.
xX_SkibidiChungus_Xx@reddit
Oh no im just exaggerating for melodramatic overblown effect
rip-droptire@reddit
That's very reddit of you
designer_benifit2@reddit
Hyperbole is fake and fat
xX_SkibidiChungus_Xx@reddit
This isnt even my worst. Look at the top post in my profile.
SpaceBug176@reddit
xX_SkibidiChungus_Xx@reddit
Damnit it was removed... the body text was better than the title.
TraumaPerformer@reddit
My dream.
breakfasteveryday@reddit
$500 in Things That Totally Happened
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHBBJN@reddit
isn’t it fun to dream
NieR_____@reddit
Oh this definitely happened bruh anon is a honest frog
Shoelesshobos@reddit
For $500 what is a commonly used phrase that is used on greentext posts to give a short description of what happened in the text?
nabbersauce@reddit
You really think someone would just go on the internet and tell lies???
planetrebellion@reddit
The green text will be the last bastion of human creativity
No_Neat_6259@reddit
I absolutely would do something like
Wiggie49@reddit
Buster could never fathom the audacity
halpfulhinderance@reddit
Would make for good smut though. OP should write on AO3 or Literotica. Build up some skills, eventually pivot to books or horny VN games, make a profit
Homunkulus@reddit
I got offered a job by an exec from another department when I was younger. The last word didn’t even fully escape her mouth before it was withdrawn in a panic. She didn’t say anything corny like this but she made it pretty clear she wanted me on top of her not under her.
breakfasteveryday@reddit
Like a Freudian slip of "hey Honunkulus, you really do the artifical human but spelled different thing great. If you ever think about moving into the Philosopher's Stone department, I'd love to have you on top of me -- ohshitthatsnotwhatimean" ?
HiveMindKing@reddit
5 mil
Biggu5Dicku5@reddit
--Markus@reddit
It's real in the sense that someone did imagine it. It exists in their mind, in our mind, on my computer monitor.
A real story.
Darwin_Finch@reddit
This the fakest thing I’ve seen since my mom’s tits
Uncle480@reddit
And how often do you look at your mother's breasts, Anon?
Flashy_Narwhal9362@reddit
Anon left out the part where he says he’s straight.
googlin@reddit
ex-boss about to strap on the XXXL King Dong Special Edition and wreck anon's colon
No_Tonight_5948@reddit
Hey now pleasure is pleasure no matter how you get it.
nzdastardly@reddit
Dommy Mommy tearing me open like a bag of peat moss AND no more work?! Where's the downside?
SpezIsAGayMfer@reddit
Fake: Anon got a job
Gay: Anon sabotages his only opportunity with a woman, deliberately.
FakeFan927@reddit
fake: Anon got fired from their job for being a walking HR complaint Gay: Anon's boss is actually a man
SaltOk3057@reddit
I bet my mortgage that this never happened
Technical-Earth-3254@reddit
Wake up Anon, it's time to take your schizo meds
VictorAst228@reddit
Adamekora@reddit
Of all the things that didn't happen, this happened the didn'test
SmoothPimp85@reddit
Bland office boss-wageslave porn fantasy.
Old-Recording-4172@reddit
Is....he fantasizing about being unemployed?
Garfargle@reddit
Pretty sure this is a scene from New Girl
sluggetdrible@reddit
Nice, finally a real one.
Denbaider@reddit
There's probably a manga with this plot
Masters2500@reddit
"Gets into fit of rage while having a boner" is a sentence I'm gonna find a way to use somehow.
YorkPorkWasTaken@reddit
Anon's boss tricked him into leaving without the hassle of firing him
abermea@reddit
I see. The psych ward let the schizos get on the internet again
ImNeoJD@reddit
Fake Truth: anon has hallucinations
home_rolled@reddit
This sub exists solely for miserable Redditors to shit on anons and make themselves feel better and superior. It's literally every comment at the time I am posting this. You people are pathetic
AdamofSnakes@reddit
Take your MEDS anon!