Anon gets a dream job

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NeighborhoodDue1915@reddit

Fake: this story

Gay: His new job is to felch the semen out of her vagina from her sessions with the janitor

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Impossible_Arrival21@reddit

damn, that's a word. i looked up "felching definition" and the first result was a gay porn site. just asking for the DEFINITION.

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I mean if you type definition after it Google gives a summary, which is basically written porn. But yeah it seems it's really only a word in the context of gay sex lol I thought they just meant to type fetch.

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42Ubiquitous@reddit

Less than a second difference between the approaches, but "define [WORD]" also works. A long time ago it used to be "define:"

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Dominator616@reddit

The more you know, I guess I'm not enough of a gooner cause I never saw or heard of that term lol

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ShitMcClit@reddit

Would you rather be felched or do the felching?

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NeighborhoodDue1915@reddit

Fake: You don't know that what it means

Gay: You looked up gay porn

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omegafivethreefive@reddit

Lurk moar

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thatAnthrax@reddit

nono. This story is mostly real, the only fake one is the gender of his boss.

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fullcircle052@reddit

Oh, my steak is too juicy! And my lobster, it's too buttery!

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NeighborhoodDue1915@reddit

The roast beef katy perry special has too much mayonnaise

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I_hate_11@reddit

God I love this subreddit

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TheRealApoth@reddit

"basically be my sugar mama" - e.g. didn't notice anon existed and will promptly replace in the office with a personal friend who needed a job

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ExtraPomelo759@reddit

And everyone clapped.

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Sunim416@reddit

could have at least made it believable.

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thatAnthrax@reddit

Yep, just change female boss to male boss, and i wouldn't even question it

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baudmiksen@reddit

she actually fired him for leaving a slime trail as he slithered into her office

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rip-droptire@reddit

Everyone thinks this is fake but it could definitely be real if the boss is an older lady. They sometimes like to have younger men in that role

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ShitMcClit@reddit

Not buying it unless it happens to me.

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xX_SkibidiChungus_Xx@reddit

4chan cries about male victims of abuse until one pulls up and suddenly its le fake and gay wholesome 100 [Everybody Liked That]

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ISoldMyPeanitsFarm@reddit

I don't think it being fake and gay has anything to do with gender. Everything is fake and gay.

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rip-droptire@reddit

How is this abuse? It's an offer to stop working in exchange for Anon's company and likely sexual favors. Swap the genders and we probably view it as mildly creepy, but still not abuse.

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xX_SkibidiChungus_Xx@reddit

Oh no im just exaggerating for melodramatic overblown effect

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rip-droptire@reddit

That's very reddit of you

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designer_benifit2@reddit

Hyperbole is fake and fat

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xX_SkibidiChungus_Xx@reddit

This isnt even my worst. Look at the top post in my profile.

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SpaceBug176@reddit

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xX_SkibidiChungus_Xx@reddit

Damnit it was removed... the body text was better than the title.

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TraumaPerformer@reddit

My dream.

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breakfasteveryday@reddit

$500 in Things That Totally Happened

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AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHBBJN@reddit

isn’t it fun to dream

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NieR_____@reddit

Oh this definitely happened bruh anon is a honest frog

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Shoelesshobos@reddit

For $500 what is a commonly used phrase that is used on greentext posts to give a short description of what happened in the text?

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nabbersauce@reddit

You really think someone would just go on the internet and tell lies???

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planetrebellion@reddit

The green text will be the last bastion of human creativity

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No_Neat_6259@reddit

I absolutely would do something like

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Wiggie49@reddit

Buster could never fathom the audacity

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halpfulhinderance@reddit

Would make for good smut though. OP should write on AO3 or Literotica. Build up some skills, eventually pivot to books or horny VN games, make a profit

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Homunkulus@reddit

I got offered a job by an exec from another department when I was younger. The last word didn’t even fully escape her mouth before it was withdrawn in a panic. She didn’t say anything corny like this but she made it pretty clear she wanted me on top of her not under her.

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breakfasteveryday@reddit

Like a Freudian slip of "hey Honunkulus, you really do the artifical human but spelled different thing great. If you ever think about moving into the Philosopher's Stone department, I'd love to have you on top of me -- ohshitthatsnotwhatimean" ?

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