Anons father is a merchant
Posted by Meteorstar101@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 30 comments
Posted by Meteorstar101@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 30 comments
Mr_Rioe2@reddit
Dry_Blueberry6806@reddit
Anon is a brown bear.
LARGEGRAPE@reddit
this is gold
Brokedownbad@reddit
This has been reposted so many times it's gonna go moldy
Ivebeengnomed@reddit
Dad skipped the hardest part of having a kid and went straight to the benefits (Fishing partner)
tonguepuncher88@reddit
This is an old one, but it's one of my favorites.
GuyOfNugget@reddit
2021 is old now.
outer_spec@reddit
actually this post is from 1921
SVStyles@reddit
1921 is old now.
outer_spec@reddit
sorry this is how you had to find out
PanAthens@reddit
Back when you had to type out posts with a typewriter, greentexts used green ink instead of black, and the boards were just corkboards.
tomatoleaf096@reddit
Cockboards
calmdownmyguy@reddit
You're making me feel nostalgic
FunCryptographer7625@reddit
it's literally 5 years ago
BigBootyBuff@reddit
On the internet that's basically geriatric.
Dualiuss@reddit
yes, verily.
b400k513@reddit
Anon is Finnish.
PotemkinSuplex@reddit
-Haluatko lohta? -Joo
The extent of their interaction in 3 months. Would even sound realistic, but a Finn would never pick up the phone, phones startle them, they prefer text messages.
Kilo_de_reins@reddit
Anon is Fish.
samsteri666@reddit
Fake: Dad calls you
Gay: Fish
Softspokenclark@reddit
give a man a fish, he thinks i have autism
teach a man to fish, he gets angry
evermuzik@reddit
literally this
LaptopArmageddon@reddit
I mean, thats more than what my dad gives me. Though, having someone I wouldn't have to constantly talk to that'd come by and give me a fish once in a while without the relationship degrading into nothing would be nice.
ChoiceFudge3662@reddit
Tbh, that would be sick, I would learn to gut and skin fish and fry that shit up, anon just can’t appreciate his based fisherman dad.
Lumpy_Accountant723@reddit
I think this post gave me autism
RaidensReturn@reddit
Yeah but also like. Fish is great, I wish I had a fish guy
Q_dawgg@reddit
This Pepe is giving me trypophobia vibes. I’m super bothered by how it’s drawn
heavyPacket@reddit
feeshmonger
Biggu5Dicku5@reddit
Subjugatealllife@reddit
His father wants to strike up a conversation but anon is also too autistic to realize so he ends up just dropping off fish.