“Heh, heh. Mmm heh. Hey, how’s it going. So, ummm, what do you want to talk about?”

“I’m like, uhh the voice of the voiceless, or something. That means I can set off, uh, pipebombs and stuff.”

“Whoa, cool! Pipebombs. Pipebombs create FIRE! Yeah, yeah, FiRE!”

“Yeah. I set pipebombs in your father’s big butt.”

“Shut up, CM Butt! My father was cool!”

“Terry Punk told me your father sucks eggs. Terry Punk was cool.

“Yeah, yeah. Terry Punk was cool.”

“Hey Beavis Rhodes, check this out. Uh, hi Colt Banana.”

“Hey CM Butt, who are you waving to?”

“I’m waving to the fourth wall, dumbass!”

“Um, CM Butt. There are no walls here.”

“You dumbass. Only us straight edge men can see the fourth wall. Now get out of here so I can, like, score with the divas.

“Yeah yeah mm. Scoring with the divas is cool.

“They’re not going to want to score with you, dumbass. You got that stupid neck tattoo.”