renaming the earth to “the planet of milk and honey”!
Posted by condomm774@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 27 comments
Posted by condomm774@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 27 comments
bluealliance841@reddit
The planet of bees and bubble gum
peppersnchips@reddit
That’s gorgeous
Fun-Swimmer-2661@reddit
How about the zoo
PirateHeaven@reddit
I wouldn't but I'm a vegan and suffer from diabetes and lactose intolerance.
Traveller7142@reddit
Why?
apsksjsnjs@reddit
It’s the only planet with milk and honey on it
Icy_Ad7953@reddit
Yeah, but... it's also the only planet with poop, and it's all over the surface from all of the different animals.
Kinda gross: "The planet of milk and honey, but there's also a lot of poop"
Exotic_Bill44@reddit
It's the only planet we know of with milk and honey. Given the vastness of space, there's no reason to think there aren't other planets with life forms that could evolve similar nutritional strategies
fkdjgfkldjgodfigj@reddit
Land of milk and honey is a saying. I remember seeing it on winnie the pooh
Pleasant_Pen8744@reddit
It's from the Bible.
Phobos_Asaph@reddit
The Torah
LetTheDarkOut@reddit
If pollution kills all the bees and overgrazing causes enough desertification that cattle farming is no longer an option, it won’t be the planet of milk and honey for long. As the rapper/singer/songwriter Lil Dicky and the singer Ariana Grande and the singer Justin Bieber say in Lil Dicky’s 2019 song titled Earth, “Are we gonna die? You know what Bieber, we might die. I’m not gonna lie to ya. I mean, there’s so many people out there who don’t think Global Warming’s a real thing. You know? We gotta save this planet. We’re being stupid. Unless we get our shit together now.”
derekclysdale@reddit
I think Water is a better name, given how much there is.
jolharg@reddit
Why? There's way more earth under the water as well
derekclysdale@reddit
Yes, but then it would still be called Earth,which I'm fine with, but if it had to be renamed....I think Water is the next best thing. Also it's not a planet of milk and honey as they are only produced here.
jolharg@reddit
Well call it olivine then
derekclysdale@reddit
Olivine it is.
Asparagus9000@reddit
And when we meet aliens who don't have those things, it will translate to "Planet of skin secretions and insect vomit"
TheGrumpyre@reddit
Wait until they find out what we named the whole galaxy
jolharg@reddit
And what we call the category of things that it is
XROOR@reddit
GIANT WINNIE THE POOH ALIEN IS EN ROUTE!
schmeckendeugler@reddit
Be sure to put 10,000 space billboards on the galactic highway that say "ONLY 1,45677,234,345 MORE MILES!!!!"
PaganMastery@reddit
Why do I think that vegans would go ballistic about animal exploitation??
PeachPuffPrincessa@reddit
Aliens would rate us 1 star for misleading naming alone.
Disastrous_Ad1260@reddit
Don't. One group would claim the whole thing
butterfly1354@reddit
Planaan
condomm774@reddit (OP)
is real!