In the early days of The Ticket, we made some tshirts for the Hardline and delivered them to a remote. The shirt was a DFW map and we made the penis more flesh colored than rest and all the main roads were red or purple. One of the hosts said it was the greatest t shirt he ever saw. The promotions guy took a look at them and took all of them to his car and we never saw the shirts again.
I have wondered for years how now people don't see it on a map.
To me, the angle of the dangle would mean looking at a side profile. If you still see 2 while peeking as you pass by your last lover at the spa it may be time to wipe your glasses or for them to consult a professional concerning a biopsy
I was around 7 or 8 staring at a magic eye and getting nowhere as usual with those when my dad showed this to me on one of those chunky Mapscos he used to carry for work, which was over 30yrs ago. This is only the 2nd time I've known anyone else to notice it. With a population now over 8M in the metroplex, it's proven to me how much information sitting right in front of us can be hidden... Here recently, the interests of the Epstein class have hammered home that point albeit in a manner somehow even more perverse with a heavy cruel twist. But ya, this proves Texans always have had a hard-on for the West plus you can follow the urine streaming due west through Abilene, which I find humorous and fitting after a number of personal experiences from my teens and early twenties. Thanks for letting me reminisce about some better times.
It’s shaped more like a geoduck (pronounced “gooey duck”) clam actually! I-635/I-20 around Dallas is the shell, and the remainder of I-20/I-820/SH-183 in DFW is the rest of the clam.
FW_nudist@reddit
Widen out on the map. DFW is also a big pussy. I-35 at split north and south and 360 make the slit.
ddubs41@reddit
A big dick fucking a big pussy. It’s literal r/mapporn
tediouspiedmont@reddit
I like to think of Denton as the clit and Hillsboro as the taint, personally.
CeilingUnlimited@reddit
Finland, Sweden.
Additional-Sky-7436@reddit
360 𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘪𝘳𝘤𝘶𝘮𝘤𝘪𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘦
I think you might be taking a little too much off the top...
LARGEGRAPE@reddit (OP)
That's actually fairly common here, depends on the mood of the doctor and the style of device tho
deputytech@reddit
Money is made in the balls, the shaft is for entertainment, and the head is smaller but meaty where it counts
Fartsandkisses@reddit
There’s a reason they call it The Big D.
pacman326@reddit
Well done.
lurkerlurking123@reddit
large cock but only one ball
nevermore0069@reddit
White Settlement is at the tip...
Terrible_Tangelo6064@reddit
Going through the Big D and I don't mean Dallas 😜
OneMaharajah@reddit
Need two more to also fit the triple D nickname
SillyHero95@reddit
Did I mention that I think it's the big dick?
nevermore0069@reddit
I added a similar image to r/mildlypenis about 10 years ago: https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlypenis/comments/51c4k6/the_dallasfort_worth_highway_system_white/
LARGEGRAPE@reddit (OP)
amazing
golmanic87@reddit
This resonates with how much you get fucked by the traffic in 20/30
antarcticgecko@reddit
Phallus, TX
asifnoorwastaken@reddit
Yes that’s the only penis you can see from space.
darksunshaman@reddit
Texas is like compensation for everything made manifest.
Snobolski@reddit
Whoa, I've never seen that before! Thanks for posting such original content!
Alternative-Run2107@reddit
In the early days of The Ticket, we made some tshirts for the Hardline and delivered them to a remote. The shirt was a DFW map and we made the penis more flesh colored than rest and all the main roads were red or purple. One of the hosts said it was the greatest t shirt he ever saw. The promotions guy took a look at them and took all of them to his car and we never saw the shirts again.
I have wondered for years how now people don't see it on a map.
LARGEGRAPE@reddit (OP)
can you send me that?
Alternative-Run2107@reddit
I wish I still had one. Didn't even keep one for myself.
BigNastyG817@reddit
You gotta be nuts living in downtown Dallas.
Acrobatic-Currency-7@reddit
There's a vas defrens between Dallas and Fort Worth!
veyonyx@reddit
People who live along the Trinity are the Forks Kin.
WillyC619@reddit
r/BoneAppleTea
HotelIndiaFoxtrot@reddit
angry upvote
bioskope@reddit
820 is just the tip
AnnHathAWillHathaway@reddit
The fact that the white settles in White Settlement…
Ceciltherapper@reddit
This is incredible
ChelseaVictorious@reddit
Yeah they're scrotally different from each other
Rustymarble@reddit
I grew up in Dallas before the second ball (the Bush) descended. DFW really has depth now.
JohnSolo22@reddit
Because the second ball was not apparent to me first, I assumed this was a troll post from the r/Austin community.
I thought it was Lance Armstrong’s cyclops of a nutsack.
P.S. I’m a little high
Sea-Difficulty-9644@reddit
To me, the angle of the dangle would mean looking at a side profile. If you still see 2 while peeking as you pass by your last lover at the spa it may be time to wipe your glasses or for them to consult a professional concerning a biopsy
Backyardt0rnados@reddit
https://www.reddit.com/r/Dallas/s/iG5SjFAyW0
I drove the Big D
Sea-Difficulty-9644@reddit
I was around 7 or 8 staring at a magic eye and getting nowhere as usual with those when my dad showed this to me on one of those chunky Mapscos he used to carry for work, which was over 30yrs ago. This is only the 2nd time I've known anyone else to notice it. With a population now over 8M in the metroplex, it's proven to me how much information sitting right in front of us can be hidden... Here recently, the interests of the Epstein class have hammered home that point albeit in a manner somehow even more perverse with a heavy cruel twist. But ya, this proves Texans always have had a hard-on for the West plus you can follow the urine streaming due west through Abilene, which I find humorous and fitting after a number of personal experiences from my teens and early twenties. Thanks for letting me reminisce about some better times.
Star__Lord@reddit
Zoom out a bit and it turns into a klansman in a clown car
LARGEGRAPE@reddit (OP)
elaborate
Star__Lord@reddit
Denton is the hood
Wraith_Kink@reddit
r/showerthoughts
mag_safe@reddit
These are brand new sentences for me
MysticCherryPanda@reddit
The Nazca Lines walked so Downtown DFW could run (over pedestrians).
getting_older_1111@reddit
Many many years ago, my professor told me that one of the old towers near University of Dallas was called “Braniff’s last erection”…
Standard-Tennis-6214@reddit
That's a penis.gif
ReputationKey7678@reddit
I’m cracking up I never noticed this😂😂
epheisey@reddit
Proportionally that's like 3"
Explains a lot.
ninja-turd@reddit
Yes. I’ve been saying this for years.
brielkate@reddit
It’s shaped more like a geoduck (pronounced “gooey duck”) clam actually! I-635/I-20 around Dallas is the shell, and the remainder of I-20/I-820/SH-183 in DFW is the rest of the clam.
svxnn@reddit
Yes
ErogenousEwok@reddit
635 being the ballsack & taint is accurate
PM_ME_YER_MUDFLAPS@reddit
Need to rotate it so the balls are on the bottom.
Other than that, carry on. 🫡
Griemo@reddit
This is my favorite fun fact for visitors besides the “x” for where JFK died.
NoMudNoLotus369@reddit
Can't unsee
mz_groups@reddit
(sigh) yes.
baseballer213@reddit
There's a reason why it's Fort Girth and Phallas.
No_Pilot_9103@reddit
How in the bleached blonde fuck have I never heard this?
Winners_Blues@reddit
ya its to remind you of the property taxes
Catullus13@reddit
Or really veiny boobs
jskoker@reddit
Sir, please send me the address of the person you know who has boobs that look like this. I need to know where to send the get well soon card.
parody_of_life_@reddit
Lob sided perfection
adjust_your_set@reddit
With White Settlement right at the top
Adultery@reddit
Goes with our phallic skyline
Jericoholic_Ninja@reddit
Traffic is backed up on the girth master.
Boredtopher@reddit
Have ya seen Florida? Its a giant flacid weiner
blacksystembbq@reddit
nordick
TeamImpossible4333@reddit
First in my bloodline to read this sentence
Acrobatic-Currency-7@reddit
I've always thought this but was afraid people would call me weird.
weirdassmillet@reddit
It's how I introduce visitors to the DFW metro when I pick 'em up from the airport. "The first thing you gotta know is we're a giant cock and balls."
HIGHER_FRAMES@reddit
How did I instantly see this. What does it say about my MIND