If y’all could put one saying/quote on a t-shirt, what would it be?

A friend of mine does embroidery and I have 2 hoodies she custom made for me. One says: Human Kind ❤️ Be Both and other says: Nolite te bastardes carborundorum which means "don't let the bastards grind you down" (it's not a real language, it's from The Handmaid's Tale)

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Been_Quite_A_Party@reddit (OP)

OMG I love both of these!! A little envious, too!🩷

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bugman199652@reddit

Minding my got damn business

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BooterTooterBravo@reddit

You know what ol’ JackBurton always says in a time like this?

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The_Led_Zephyr@reddit

I came here to say “It’s all in the reflexes”

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MaximusHomerdrive@reddit

"I don't discuss problems, I incinerate them." \~Rick Sanchez

That's some solid life wisdom.

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GirlStiletto@reddit

"Surrounded by Jackassery"

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Live_Ear992@reddit

“Hey goodlookin’! Be back to pick you up later…”

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GirlStiletto@reddit

Need a picture of Mr Microphone with that

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dixiech1ck@reddit

Almost made one but found it online looking for a gift

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wwaxwork@reddit

“Laws are threats made by the dominant socioeconomic-ethnic group in a given nation. It’s just the promise of violence that’s enacted and the police are basically an occupying army. You know what I mean?” Brennan Lee Mulligan Dimension 20.

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Jas62021@reddit

Whatever

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FuggaDucker@reddit

I am Ned Flanders

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whiterock73@reddit

Just.....no

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onehundredpetunias@reddit

I ❤️Cats.

They taste just like chicken.

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MeaningParticular765@reddit

Bad spellers untie!

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BoliverTShagnasty@reddit

Dyslexics of the world untie!

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Monemvasia@reddit

FTS (eff this shiaza)

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WatersEdge50@reddit

I Forget What 8 Was For.

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RunRunRabbitRunovich@reddit

I just saw that shirt😂

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WatersEdge50@reddit

Where?! I need it

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RunRunRabbitRunovich@reddit

Don’t hate me but I buy stuff from Temu because it’s way cheaper than Amazon. The shirt you’re looking for is like 5$. I just received my One lonely Beastie I be, paid 7$ for it and it’s all cotton and a good deal. They have several of the shirt you are looking for in several different designs. Hope this helps🤷🏻‍♀️

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Mean_Assignment_180@reddit

I’m Against the next war.

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Two_dump_chump@reddit

When in doubt, whip it out.

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fuzzybunnyslippers08@reddit

I’m a delight!

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whippetgreat@reddit

“A City Built on Rock and Roll Would Be Structurally Unsound” - actually had that tshirt and wore it out

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ilp456@reddit

Great saying referencing the worst song ever.

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HeyBim007@reddit

Yeah, instant channel change when this came on MTV.

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LetsTryAnal_ogy@reddit

I remember loving Jefferson Airplane/Jefferson Starship and then this song came out and I was like “I’m supposed to like this”, so I listened to it albeit unimpressed. Since then, I don’t remember what any of their previous songs were.

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PowerCord64@reddit

FAFO… life’s only lesson.

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Spirited-Guidance908@reddit

Don’t Cut You Hair, you’ll Bleed to Death!!

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Cold_in_Lifes_Throes@reddit

Where are we going and why am I in this hand basket?

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tuckeroo123@reddit

A Grateful Dead fan would have '...in a bucket?'

But at least we're enjoying the ride

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SpookyBeck@reddit

This is great.

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oldfartjr@reddit

“You and I March to the Beat of a Different Drum “. Thank you, Linda Rondstat

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ONROSREPUS@reddit

So many of these shirts already exist.

My wife just bought me one that says "Just another sexy fat guy" on it.

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ReadingAndThinking@reddit

Go fuck yourself

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attaboy_stampy@reddit

"I have social skills, Jackass!"

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Crossfit46@reddit

I recently got a t shirt “I’m nicer than my face looks”

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ONROSREPUS@reddit

My wife would by this for me. She says I am not very approachable.

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CommanderSincler@reddit

I need this. I have resting grouchy face

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Been_Quite_A_Party@reddit (OP)

Holy smokes, y’all!! These are some golden offerings!! Not a stinker in the bunch. I have a wooden sign in my office that states “MOVIE QUOTES ARE MY LOVE LANGUAGE”— that’d be good on a t-shirt, ya think? If only I knew how to work that damn cricut I bought several years ago that’s been gathering dust in my closet…

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GrandMoffJerjerrod@reddit

I have one that gets a few looks and a couple Karens have scoffed at and says ‘Titanic 1912 Swim Team’. I wore it to the Titanic exhibit in Dallas. A couple people working the event laughed. A Karen scoffed.

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RoseyGray@reddit

Can’t believe I scrolled all the way down and didn’t see this one:

Bite me.

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FistySnuSnu@reddit

I have a black shirt that says this. I've been bitten a few times while wearing it lol

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Pinkbeans1@reddit

“Suck it.” On the back.

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VicLap45@reddit

Runs with Scissors....

Not my Circus, not my monkeys

I do have one that says Stupidity is not a crime so you are free to go.

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GrandMoffJerjerrod@reddit

You’re young, you’ll get over it.

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lwalker211@reddit

So it goes

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2_Bagel_Dog@reddit

It might work for both, but hopefully Vonnegut and not Swift...

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karenw@reddit

Teenage Suicide, Don't Do It

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FistySnuSnu@reddit

BIG FUN

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Wheres_Jay@reddit

The empty can rattles the most.

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gigilovesgsds@reddit

The sound of your own voice must soothe you.

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FistySnuSnu@reddit

"Just throw me in the trash." -Frank Reynolds

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queenofadmin@reddit

I saw one the other week that said “I can’t be held responsible for the face I make when you talk”.

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gigilovesgsds@reddit

This IS my happy face.

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leesainmi@reddit

Beans and Rice Is Nice!

Or

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HisTreeNut@reddit

I violate Community Standards...

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Eets_Chowdah@reddit

This is mine

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gdubh@reddit

RELAX

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gigilovesgsds@reddit

Frankie say

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Maccaboonda@reddit

PMS - Putting up with Mens' Shit

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gigilovesgsds@reddit

I had that shirt in the 80s.

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gigilovesgsds@reddit

But DID YOU DIE?!?

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CqwyxzKpr@reddit

You are not the main character of every story.

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blowurhousedown@reddit

It’d be a blank tshirt.

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Holiday_Scar_2110@reddit

Stop thinking you matter to me!

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xop293@reddit

There are two kinds of people in this world, those that can extrapolate information from context clues...

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Notyerdaddy@reddit

I have that shirt. The number of people that ask me what the other type of person was is staggering.

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gigilovesgsds@reddit

That made me LOL 😂

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seekayeff@reddit

Me too

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sudrewem@reddit

That’s a bit scary.

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Stefgrep66@reddit

I have one on my t-shirt now that covers my thoughts about society.

Duck n cover!

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gigilovesgsds@reddit

Duck and weave works, too.

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Coho444@reddit

GFY

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Rungi500@reddit

IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER!

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saxby22@reddit

I hope you know that this will go down on your permanent record

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saxby22@reddit

I hope you know that this will go down on your permanent record

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edorhas@reddit

"We're not parking it - we're abandoning it."

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Playful_Ad4299@reddit

WHY

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Munchkin_Media@reddit

We Don't Care

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erowell1974@reddit

Meh

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Neroli23@reddit

Nope

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Lonely_Opening3404@reddit

Leeeeeeeeeeroooooooooooy Jenkins

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edgarjwatson@reddit

Read A Book

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EmbarrassedAge7612@reddit

“Whiskey and Bad Decisions!” I have it already but it’s appropriate for me.

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Socotokodo@reddit

Fuck Murdoch

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SummerBirdsong@reddit

What did I do to you?

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helloginger07@reddit

“We are hope despite the times” Been listening to Life’s Rich Pageant this week on repeat. Might want to include the line before as well, “we are concerned.”

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Heretogetthingsdone@reddit

Release the Epstein Files!

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GenX-ModTeam@reddit

No Politics - Political posts or comments of any sort are not permitted. If you wish to have political discussions, you may do so on our other sub r/GenXPolitics.

Breaking this rule may result in bans, either temporary or permanent.

Before you make the claim: No, providing respite from political discussions does not infringe on your rights.

Also, this politics ban was put before the sub over a year ago, and members have spoken.

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damitws6@reddit

Be excellent to each other

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siliconsmiley@reddit

Party on!

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wtfiqwm51@reddit

Currently it would be this....🖕The 🍊🤡!

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GenX-ModTeam@reddit

No Politics - Political posts or comments of any sort are not permitted. If you wish to have political discussions, you may do so on our other sub r/GenXPolitics.

Breaking this rule may result in bans, either temporary or permanent.

Before you make the claim: No, providing respite from political discussions does not infringe on your rights.

Also, this politics ban was put before the sub over a year ago, and members have spoken.

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waitwutok@reddit

Tuck Frump

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GenX-ModTeam@reddit

No Politics - Political posts or comments of any sort are not permitted. If you wish to have political discussions, you may do so on our other sub r/GenXPolitics.

Breaking this rule may result in bans, either temporary or permanent.

Before you make the claim: No, providing respite from political discussions does not infringe on your rights.

Also, this politics ban was put before the sub over a year ago, and members have spoken.

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BarkandHoot@reddit

Go DIAF and IDGAF and Your mom.

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ForsakenHelicopter66@reddit

Remember LIME DILLIGAFF

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BarkandHoot@reddit

Nooooooooo! Spell it out for me please!!

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ForsakenHelicopter66@reddit

Really? I can't tell sarcasm in text.

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BarkandHoot@reddit

Not sarcasm. Really have no idea. :)

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darkhelmet03@reddit

Be excellent to each other.

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SummerBirdsong@reddit

And party on, dudes!

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LemurCat04@reddit

Not a saying, but just this.

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Sleepy_cheetah@reddit

What is that? Didn't some lady get a tattoo of that?

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LemurCat04@reddit

“Its DIGNITY! Gah! Dontcha even know DIGNITY when you see it?” - Kirk Van Houten

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froction@reddit

I want the drawing Louann made, instead.

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Turbulent-Today830@reddit

Fuck you; i wont do what you tell me

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ChoosenUserName4@reddit

When live gives you lemons, squeeze 'm in other people's eyes.

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OliJalapeno@reddit

Love love love. Why am I so angry all the time?

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Zealousideal_Rent261@reddit

Endless Ugh!

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JadedAd6614@reddit

I work in. Cheese Shop, and I after I explain something to my co-workers, it is usually related to physics in someway. I always end up saying “it’s simple Physics”. So “Physics, bitches”. lol

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Mash_man710@reddit

I've put many sayings and quotes on shirts. The one that gets the most comments is "Sounds stupid. I'm in." My other favourite is a graphic with "Abe Froman, Sausage King of Chicago". Just makes me laugh every time.

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ChoosenUserName4@reddit

I've never done it, so I think I'm good at it.

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AJM_1987@reddit

I made a custom bumper sticker that said “THE FROGURT IS ALSO CURSED”

On a t-shirt, I’d add “That’s bad.” on the back in smaller print.

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Brother_Professor@reddit

But it comes with a choice of toppings!

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AJM_1987@reddit

That’s good!

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SuperTomServo@reddit

The toppings contain potassium benzoate.

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AJM_1987@reddit

Uh…?

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handsomeape95@reddit

Can I go now?

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AJM_1987@reddit

This entire scene is goddamn hilarious soup to nuts. Early Simpsons were solid gold.

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Ringaround_therosie@reddit

I have one that says Does Not Play Well With Others.

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Available-Bison-9222@reddit

My daught has a tshirt that just says "Don't ".

It's excellent

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Texie1976@reddit

It was me. I let the dogs out.

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Ringaround_therosie@reddit

I have this shirt!!!!

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Elchimpy1@reddit

I don’t care

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siliconsmiley@reddit

Whatever.

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SpookyBeck@reddit

Oh well whatever nevermind

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The_Man_in_Black_19@reddit

Came to say this.

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Iamjafo@reddit

Lenny Bruce died for your sins.

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Ancient_Solution_420@reddit

"Que?? I know nothing"

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RantsAboutPants@reddit

As I watch billionaires control governments, manipulate financial markets, and exploit/punish the working class - all to enrich themselves even further... I would choose these lines from Rage Against The Machine's song Guerrilla Radio:

It has to start somewhere It has to start sometime What better place than here? What better time than now?

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AC031415@reddit

I weep for the future.

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CandidateReasonable4@reddit

I weep for the present and future

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moopet@reddit

Look, if you had one shirt, one opportunity To say everything you ever wanted? One slogan. Would you print it or just let it slip?

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Tim-oBedlam@reddit

there's vomit on your t-shirt already, Mom's spaghetti

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TheVioletEmpire@reddit

WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT DICKNOSE

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rakrunr@reddit

I have a shirt that says “Stop looking at my shirt” 😁

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PossibleDiscipline90@reddit

Whatever

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handsomeape95@reddit

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DameKitty@reddit

Do no harm but take no shit. (I'm sure that's on a shirt somewhere already)

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frizzleisapunk@reddit

It's true. I have this shirt.

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JustChemist8556@reddit

I got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell! PS - I have the “more cowbell” T-shirt, but I think the whole phrase would be better. Maybe not. Maybe too wordy.

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bobj33@reddit

Save Ferris

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NivekTheGreat1@reddit

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MinusGovernment@reddit

I have a similar thing I say at work when I am correct about something.

I'm not scared to admit when I'm wrong. It just hasn't happened yet.

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dogtweredog@reddit

Same shit different day.

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thisgirlnamedbree@reddit

Fries Before Guys

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penubly@reddit

Deserves got nothing to do with it!

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Objective_Hall9316@reddit

That’s been on mental replay lately.

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Pur_Veyor_01@reddit

On the front: No matter where you go... On the back: ... there you are!

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sudrewem@reddit

Buckaroo banzai shirt has this on the back.

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maddiejake@reddit

Happier than a cucumber in a women's prison

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mhiaa173@reddit

"Be excellent to each other" or

"Yippee Kayay MF"

I've been both moods today.

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wino_whynot@reddit

Are you menopausal too

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mhiaa173@reddit

Yes, but it has more to do with the fact that I'm a teacher with 22 days left in the school year lol

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Ok_Raspberry_5655@reddit

Not today Satan

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maddiejake@reddit

I just bought this shirt

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samtheotter@reddit

144

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OceanTider22@reddit

Soylent Green is Peeeople!

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samtheotter@reddit

“Take me home, WIN this shirt”

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Leftbackhand@reddit

My other shift is an Oxford

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Timely-Tourist4109@reddit

Octothorpe or ISO 7010 P001. Cause I’m that kind of nerd

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hvacmac7@reddit

Huh?

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NoIamthatotherguy@reddit

CUKFKIAEK

It spells "Fuck IKEA" but you have to put it together yourself.

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CornTreeRoad@reddit

IKEA is Swedish for goddamit.

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MudJumpy1063@reddit

I've got the Blurgït organizer, the hand carved Jôrggen backdrop made by fair trade villagers, the Äyyquit dish set... My place is starting to look very presentable.

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jchasse@reddit

For me its the KALLAX for board game storage. Problem is I’ll get a board game or two more than I can store. “Requiring me” to buy another KALLAX, with like 19 open blocks “Forcing me” to buy more boardgames.

Big brain here though. Now I have plenty of BoardGames to sell to pay for the broken salad bowl. I know right ?!?

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Normal-Guy196@reddit

Lead, Follow, or get out of the way

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jchasse@reddit

Mine’s already been taken as I have the shirt…

“nope”

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tkkana@reddit

I was thinking "no" , yours is wonderful and would buy it.in a heartbeat

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KatSull1@reddit

Sick of this sh*t.

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kuzekuz@reddit

What are you looking at dicknose?

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MinusGovernment@reddit

My buddy ordered that shirt a couple years ago. I say it to my dogs sometimes when they're watching me eat.

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ViciousSemicircle@reddit

Whatever.

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PurePraline967@reddit

If I could control my rage, I would destroy you with it.

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MinusGovernment@reddit

https://i.redd.it/x780yev9zwxg1.gif

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Emotional-Pound4481@reddit

The rich might be out of touch but they are never out of reach

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speekuvtheddevil@reddit

I'm so happy I could shit.

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RileysBS@reddit

Don't stand - don't stand so close to me

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boilersnipe@reddit

Fuck You , I have enough friends

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Ordinary_Nothing_348@reddit

A true friend stabs you in the front.

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dearmax@reddit

"will bite if provoked."

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jeon2595@reddit

No matter where you go, there you are.

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xenobiotica_jon@reddit

Today you are my hero.

"Everybody say 'Need see Buckaroo Bonzai.'"

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Friends-friend@reddit

No one gives a f^%k

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HighBiased@reddit

Feel things

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HollisterRN@reddit

Cramming for my drug test

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Clearbreezebluesky@reddit

I made my husband a shirt in tiny font that said if you can read this my wife says to back the fuck up

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Clearbreezebluesky@reddit

My favorite shirt says dirty hands, clean money- blue collar wife life.

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EmericanCunt@reddit

Pants

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Salty-Pack-4165@reddit

Oh shit...

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sluggo4511@reddit

Gulf of Mexico Est. 1550

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ShinyMode@reddit

I have one that says "Gen X- Adulting since elementary school"

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AJM_1987@reddit

Alternatively, this:

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Pristine_Main_1224@reddit

Where did you get it, because I need one.

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ShinyMode@reddit

Woot! https://shirt.woot.com/offers/adulting-since-elementary-school?ref=cnt_ctlg_dgn_14

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Pristine_Main_1224@reddit

Love you, thanks!

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OneRuffledOne@reddit

True

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wivo1@reddit

I'm that happy I could shit in my hands and clap

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abbagodz@reddit

Common sense ain't so common anymore

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Texie1976@reddit

See! This is why I wanted to stay home! THIS! All This! Right Here!

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Relative_Ad9477@reddit

I have a shirt with this on it. lol

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CountHonorius@reddit

I'd buy that!

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venus3579@reddit

It is what it is.

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worstpartyever@reddit

Why not our generational anthem?

“Whatever”

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Big_Grapefruit_5708@reddit

Is he dead yet?

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CountHonorius@reddit

Har bloody har. Improv's on Monday nights.

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CountHonorius@reddit

All Hope Lies in Doom

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CountHonorius@reddit

Har bloody har

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Initial-Relation-696@reddit

Old saying, fuck the establishment

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Awkward_Guess4031@reddit

Leave me the fuck alone

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stinkyrobot@reddit

The doctor said I was lazy

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FutureHermit55@reddit

ADHD paralysis? (I call it being "stuck".)

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stinkyrobot@reddit

Nah just don’t wanna do shit.

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Mofofckscty@reddit

Simmer down Francis

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teeliny@reddit

DISCO SUCKS!

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BoundinBob@reddit

DEATH BEFORE DISCO

with felt iron on letters, circa: STRIPES

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teeliny@reddit

Omg how did I not think of this! Thanks and "The name's Francis Soyer, but everybody calls me Psycho. Any of you guys call me Francis, and I'll kill you".

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TXBroncDriver@reddit

Relax, don’t do it.

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brandysafinegirl@reddit

Still think Bart had it right with Eat My Shorts

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BenignAtrocities@reddit

Time is a pony ride.

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MaidenfanPA@reddit

Remind me why I do this

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seigezunt@reddit

[redacted]

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BrushHog_12@reddit

Best shirt I ever owned was from the Onion: Your Favorite Band Sucks.

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iggly_wiggly@reddit

Whatever

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Interesting-Role-596@reddit

Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the best

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Jagsfan2025@reddit

Life isn’t fair

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Rumbl-In-June@reddit

Say perhaps to drugs.

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diploid_impunity@reddit

Don’t do drugs. Unless you’re really good at it.

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LostDepartment4512@reddit

Suck it up, Buttercup.

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Parking_Exit2297@reddit

No good deed goes unpunished

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dogwhispererx3@reddit

24 hours in a day-24 beers in a case......coincidence?

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dixiequick@reddit

Surely not everyone was kung fu fighting

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DieHardAmerican95@reddit

Yes. It was everyone.

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Threefrogtreefrog@reddit

You’ll have to be more specific, fully half the class is named Jennifer.

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BigTallCanUke@reddit

As a tall man that frequently gets asked if I played basketball, “No. Do you play miniature golf?”

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Threefrogtreefrog@reddit

Automictic Thelytoky turns me on.

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Existing_Bluebird541@reddit

I am SO impressed by this. So rad when I get to learn something new! [no sarcasm, just truly excited to learn two new words about a reproductive process] ¡Merci!

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Threefrogtreefrog@reddit

Bees rock!

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ChompyGator@reddit

Damn the Man, or It's Rex Manning Day!

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catm0m4lyfe@reddit

I haven't fired anyone yet today, why would I start with you?

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BlankPieceOfPaper_@reddit

Save the Empire!

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JWMoo@reddit

If you gonna be dumb you gotta be tough.

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catm0m4lyfe@reddit

My momma didn't raise a quitter but she did raise a fool and those two things are a bad combination. 😬

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AntheaBrainhooke@reddit

Be mindful of the work you make for others

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r1Rqc1vPeF@reddit

‘Never Underestimate the Stupidity of People in Large Groups’

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InspectorGadget76@reddit

"You can read?"

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TheRealScutFarkus@reddit

"Unsubscribe"

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thinkthingsareover@reddit

One of my favorite shirts that my brother owns has tiny writing on it so you have to get really close to read it. It says " Nosey little fucker ain't ya?"

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NPC261939@reddit

I have a T shirt that simply reads No. Pretty much says it all about my personality.

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Awkin-Sopwith@reddit

He had a strong weakness for oxymoron. — Samuel Beckett

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Peace_Love_Karma@reddit

Ya Mama!

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ZuphCud@reddit

No, you can not ask me anything.

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morts73@reddit

Just do it.

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masterdesignstate@reddit

Tell your girlfriend I said hi

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duseless@reddit

whatever

jump off a tree

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Redjeepkev@reddit

Talent is a pursued interest. Anything that you're willing to practice, you can do"

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realityguy1@reddit

If you’re Canadian, show me your beaver.

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RunRunRunRunFaster@reddit

Based on my age, often mistaken as an adult

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MojoDuff27@reddit

Im here for a good time not a long time!

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SweaterSteve1966@reddit

Mine is ‘I’m here for a long time not a good time!’

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King_of_all_Clover@reddit

I don’t wanna do it…

…I did it.

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Agreeable-Ad9883@reddit

SSDD

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Many-Plenty9358@reddit

gif

that's me. No place I'd rather be than home

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jamessobotowski@reddit

A man's place is in the wrong.

Or the kitchen.

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mrsc1880@reddit

"Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke." It's a quote from the critically acclaimed (just kidding...nobody's ever heard of it) 1987 HBO classic Long Gone starring William Petersen, Virginia Madsen, and Dermot Mulroney. My dad used to record every movie he could during free HBO preview weekends. This was our absolute favorite line when we were way too young to be saying it.

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gadz00ks22@reddit

Some version of this quote is far older than that. My father used to say, "In the words of the great Wazoo, 'if they can't take a joke, fuck 'em.'" But that's too long for a shirt.

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sdsva@reddit

ON TIME\ UNDER BUDGET\ RIGHT

PICK TWO

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schroobster@reddit

Or as a friend put it, Good - Fast - Cheap (pick two)

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MaherMcCheese@reddit

I wear the cheese it doesn’t wear me.

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schroobster@reddit

Username appropriate.

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Comfortable_Hyena985@reddit

[ Removed by Reddit ]

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willfully_slow@reddit

Raised by mtv, survived by coffee

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HollisterRN@reddit

Dyslexics of the world UNTIE!

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Responsible-Yogurt38@reddit

JUST DO IT!

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mediumperfect1@reddit

Quality Grind

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black_gidgee@reddit

Ceci n'est pas une chemise

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frozen_charlotte@reddit

Feral AF. (Already own it)

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MaybleMayhemCreates@reddit

STFU, Donnie!

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Jensen1994@reddit

Always outnumbered Never outgunned

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Poultrygeist74@reddit

The old YouTube video “David after dentist” with his picture and the caption “Is this real life?!”

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j-endsville@reddit

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dannerfofanner@reddit

Don't give away good ideas for t shirts

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-SQB-@reddit

I'd buy that one.

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LevelAd1126@reddit

Every body on Mount Everest was a highly motivated adventurer the day before.

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Sinistermarmalade@reddit

Pants are for the WEAK!

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MB2katz@reddit

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Grendelstar@reddit

Already have it:

“Oh, What Fresh Hell Is This?”

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Character-836@reddit

This reminds me of the bumper sticker/T-shirt that says:

Where are we going and why are we in this handbasket?

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BizRec@reddit

ASS, GRASS, OR CASH . NOBODY RIDES FOR FREE

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HeavyTea@reddit

Gas grass or ass

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Pristine_Main_1224@reddit

Not 7YO me asking my mother what it meant & why she & her best friend were wearing these bumper stickers on their butts while dressed as cheerleaders at a chili cook-off…I’d give anything to remember how she explained it.

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chryco77@reddit

Lazy R People 2

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oep87@reddit

The box. You opened it. We came.

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HeavyTea@reddit

Hellraiser

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Oxjrnine@reddit

Canadians —-🦫____

The best

Beavers

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DreadGrrl@reddit

FINE

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Yos13@reddit

Big Johnson

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killerchef69@reddit

Abolish Mediocrity

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dfbshaw@reddit

Be Alert. The world needs more lerts.

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ShadowBitch42@reddit

Even if the voices in my head aren’t real… they have some pretty good ideas.

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Cakeness-@reddit

“Often it does seem such a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.”

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Turd-In-Your-Pocket@reddit

“If you can read this the bitch fell off” but put it on the front of the shirt

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jeffpollard@reddit

You can’t fix stupid.

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Salty-Gas-1172@reddit

You can sedate it

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ShadowBitch42@reddit

Or silence it with duct tape.

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calmlikeasexbobomb@reddit

I wanna be sedated

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jpetersell@reddit

I saw this but thought it was for the Divinity Original Sin 2 post below it (I’m tired) and I’d kill for a shirt with the vendors in Driftwood.

Woman: you shop smells like a dozen rotten eggs dropped in a vat of vinegar. Trader: then what you’d come over for? Nots like you buy anything. Woman: if I don’t visit your stall, than who will? Trader: wouldn’t you like to know.

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dudeatwork77@reddit

Every mofo thinks their generation is fucking special. They’re not.

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Queasy-Band-1066@reddit

Meat & cheese Cheese and meat Same same, but different

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Prestigious-Top-5897@reddit

The two shirts my SO made for me:

Ich bin zu alt für diesen Scheiss (I‘m too old for that shit - Roger Murtaugh, Lethal weapon series)

Die Sonne scheint mir aus dem Arsch (The sun shines out of my ass - Seth Gecko, From Dusk till Dawn german version, English was „Peachy, the world is my oyster“)

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Japhet_Corncrake@reddit

DRUGS

NOT

JOBS

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TheWuziMu1@reddit

You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake

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punkrocker1366@reddit

" Fuck it dude, let's go bowling"

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boredcamp@reddit

Either "Dude" or "I want my $2."

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rapiertwit@reddit

I’ve put many things on t-shirts. I used to work at a screen printing shop, they’d let you use the equipment after hours to do whatever you wanted, for minimal reimbursement.

I’m a big fan of the printed t-shirt as a medium of expression. I sometimes catch a glimpse of someone with a slogan on their shirt and go out of my way to get an angle so I can see all of what it says.

The single greatest caption I’ve ever seen on a shirt was worn by a fellow who, by the look of him, clearly had Down Syndrome. His t-shirt read: “47 Chromosomes ~ What’s Your Excuse?”

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Randolphsw@reddit

Fuck em, Scumbags.
It is what it is. I teach these phrases to my children. I’ve been using them since I was in High School. I do teach them more positive things to, like be kind and a lot about shared human cognitive failings. But the two shirt ideas I love those.

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thecardshark555@reddit

If you're not outraged, then you're not paying attention

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Krazy_Kat_Lady_2025@reddit

I had a bumper sticker that said this back in 1990!

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Suitable-Holiday-713@reddit

Not all who wander are lost Not all who are lost wander

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Krazy_Kat_Lady_2025@reddit

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outlying_point@reddit

I got this in for different colors

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GrumpyWords3444@reddit

Thanks for nothing

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UnableMycologist2240@reddit

Stupid people suck!

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peschelnet@reddit

Fuck.Fuck?Fuck!

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Good_Nyborg@reddit

Obey.
Consume.
Money is Your God.

In the same text style of They Live! of course.

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Doja_Gnat@reddit

I’m not even supposed to BE HERE today

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the3litemonkey@reddit

Whatever.

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imthatguykyle@reddit

“It’s a well known fact that people who choose to lead other people are without question the least suited to do so.”

“There are those who believe that if someone ever figured out what the universe was about it would immediately end and be replaced with something weirder.

There are those who believe this has already happened.”

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Holiday-Window2889@reddit

"Some people are like storm clouds... when they go away, it's a beautiful day."

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sotiredwontquit@reddit

Love is a verb.

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prudent__sound@reddit

Catch You On The

Flip Side [on back of shirt]

(actually, I want this on my headstone)

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rduran94@reddit

Evian is naive spelled backwards.

Or

the master of the art of time suckage.

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Kingsnake417@reddit

Words of GREAT Encouragement!

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I_am_ChivoBlanco@reddit

"Didn't ask for a dime."

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CrushTheRebellion@reddit

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe."

Roy Batty from Blade Runner. This quote personifies Gen X on a couple of different levels.

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Housing-Beneficial@reddit

I broke my back lifting Moloch to the sky and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

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Malvoyy@reddit

Who gives a fuck

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Ravenloff@reddit

Already did :) The college I went to had 17 story freshman/sophmore dorms and we invented various fun uses of the elvators. The best one got t-shirts made, designed to look exactly like the official sports teams at the same school.

SIU Elevator Rugby

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pushing_past_the_red@reddit

We played hide the silver cow with the elevators.

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GoldaV123@reddit

I love the DUMP HIM shirt that Britney Spears wore.

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SurgBear@reddit

Learn to swim

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jerseyeer@reddit

“What has two thumbs and doesn’t give a shit?”

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twiggyrox@reddit

Omg I just said this earlier complete with thumbs and "Bob Kelso"

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BoundinBob@reddit

i have this and the back says BOB

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MegaWorldPeace96@reddit

I'm with stupid -->

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chutesandladders892@reddit

Enjoy your young body for the very limited time that you will have it. Trust me.

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SensitiveElephant501@reddit

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life.

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AlwaysPrivate123@reddit

Or so I thought....

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dgerlynn54@reddit

I am The World’s OKest Horse Rider!

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Due_Opportunity_4422@reddit

this is awesome

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BertramScudder@reddit

Eat my shorts.

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dauchande@reddit

Whatever

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damndatassdoh@reddit

Who Cares!?

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AlwaysPrivate123@reddit

Read it as Who Carest ?.. Kinda like it.

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EddieRedondo@reddit

Fuckin’ A, man.

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Maximum-Rip6013@reddit

"Welcome to the winter of our discontent"

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intensive-porpoise@reddit

Free Shirt, Just Ask

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MB2katz@reddit

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activatedplatypus@reddit

Indubitably Delicious! Ha Cha Cha Cha!

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MeatofKings@reddit

Most Triumphant!

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ShelbyDriver@reddit

Be excellent to each other!

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Candid_Resolution908@reddit

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pinkelephant_bubbles@reddit

Stupidity Should Be Painful.

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bartz824@reddit

You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it with a 2x4.

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cyberquist@reddit

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awsm-Girl@reddit

watch out for yer cornhole, bud

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RezRising@reddit

You gotta put Dietrich's face on there too, come on.

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calbearlupe@reddit

We’re on an express elevator to hell! Going down!

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damndatassdoh@reddit

ALIENS bro 🖐️

True story, Paxton is the only celebrity death that made me blubber. Still, oof. Loved that man.

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calbearlupe@reddit

He left way too soon. I don’t think he ever mailed in a performance. Legend.

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Temporary_Engine_493@reddit

Game over man! Game over!

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SameDimension1204@reddit

I am not completely worthless. I can always serve as a bad example. Saw this quote on a shirt long time ago

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OkAccountant8077@reddit

My favorite t-shirt is the one that says "I have survived my past".

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SDChargerFan@reddit

I had a shirt made in highschool said "Stupid People Suck". Loved that shirt.

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lasorciereviolette@reddit

whatever

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Candid_Resolution908@reddit

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tightpicklemint@reddit

Billionaires are your enemies.

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Helleboredom@reddit

That’s what she said

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oep87@reddit

I can’t like this enough. 🤘🏼🔥🤘🏼🔥

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mstermind@reddit

Do not underestimate the wrath of a patient man.

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DayDrunkHermit@reddit

Whatever

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damndatassdoh@reddit

Neck and neck with, Who Cares?

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TalFidelis@reddit

Books. Naps. Snacks. Repeat.

Ok, I saw that on a toddlers t-shirt yesterday and wanted one for me.

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texan-yankee@reddit

Yeah, that should not be just for toddlers!

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Rough-Interest9029@reddit

Fucking really!?

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Forward_Base_615@reddit

If you have to choose being right or being kind, choose kind

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texan-yankee@reddit

I have to tell my son frequently "do you want to be right, or do you want to have friends?" because for some reason he thinks proving someone else is wrong makes him look smart and big. We keep trying to tell him as kindly as possible that it actually makes him look like a jackass, and that building people up makes you look bigger and better and more kind. Tough not to look like a hypocrite saying "you're wrong, don't tell people they are wrong because it makes them feel like crap and you don't look smarter like you think it does!"

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blikesorchids@reddit

I want my two dollars!

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IamTheDudelyLlama@reddit

'A lack of proper planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine'

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narkybark@reddit

For a GenX'er? Probably something to show off the old school

https://debonairhare.com/products/old-school-gamer-soft-cotton-unisex-t-shirt

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thebronzeprince@reddit

Dilligaf ?

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BrinkinDourbon@reddit

Life is short, Dead is forever

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Minimum_Half9537@reddit

Relax, it's just chaos.

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Candid_Resolution908@reddit

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Kalena426@reddit

•Don't like it? Don't look •Coffee, keeping you safe •You're the reason your Mom should have swallowed •Sense is not common

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implicate@reddit

Pretty sure these were all standard issue bumper stickers when you purchased a Saturn SL.

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Kalena426@reddit

Nah, it was the old 1977 Ford Pinto

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rivenshire@reddit

Escape the Matrix: Question Organized Education, the Institution of the Media, and the Hollywood Establishment.

I had this made into a bumper magnet about 15 years ago. It's more than proven true. Now I'd have to add big pharma and big tech.

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Candid_Resolution908@reddit

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AggravatingBobcat574@reddit

Thank God I’m An Atheist

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rivenshire@reddit

I'd prefer this to wear every April 1:

Happy National Atheists' Day

And on the back:

"The fool has said in his heart, 'There is no God'" ~Psalm 14:1

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implicate@reddit

I also enjoy: It was God's will to make me an Atheist, who are you to question him?

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Brilliant_Park_2882@reddit

I like this one.

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Candid_Resolution908@reddit

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eyeroll611@reddit

Demented and sad, but social

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Affectionate_Yak8519@reddit

Life's a bitch and the you die

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marblechocolate@reddit

I'm too old for this shit

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nakedwithoutmyhoodie@reddit

I have this shirt, actually wore it this weekend when doing a project for my son. The way it ended up: a vehicle that was supposed to be running decided it wasn't going to run, so it had to be pushed out of the garage and into the yard, but we couldn't get it all the way into yard. I said "we can find someone to help us, or we can go the stupid route"...I got a blank stare, so I said "alright, stupid route" and used my crappy little car to push the behemoth into the yard. I'm sure it looked ridiculous, but he wanted it done and I got it done.

I made sure he saw what shirt I was wearing lol.

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Echidnarus@reddit

Ask me about my vow of silence

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texan-yankee@reddit

This is my favorite so far!!!

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Reflective_Robot@reddit

Written in Japanese... "I'm not sure. I can't read Japanese".

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JoeHaveman@reddit

If it’s important to you, take care of it yourself.

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charliefoxtrot9@reddit

We are not in the Club.

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DangerousLettuce1423@reddit

Eh. Whatever!

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finleyredds75@reddit

Word.

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Rare_Magazine_5362@reddit

All that you love will be carried away.

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ElectricMilk426@reddit

I’ll. Be. Right. Here. ❤️.

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1cat2dogs1horse@reddit

"My husband thinks I'm crazy, but I'm not the one who married me."

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CommanderSincler@reddit

I had a friend make me iron-ons that say

AA⚡️ RP

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Wide_Breadfruit_2217@reddit

This needs to be marketed!

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Practical-Storage344@reddit

Pluto is still a planet

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Global_Friend5300@reddit

“If you don’t respect my no, then you don’t respect me. If you don’t respect me, then we have nothing more to say to each other. Ever. Walk away, Renee.”

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Croakcamel@reddit

Sorry Can’t Horses Bye!

Or ‘She doesn’t even go here’

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the_quantumbyte@reddit

“You are entitled to your wrong opinion”

“Ignorance is asking ‘why don’t you just…?’ wisdom is asking ‘why did you…?’”

“Make America Think Again”

“Listen twice, speak once”

“⬆️ This side up”

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violetntviolent@reddit

Send Help Yesterday

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JakoShadows72@reddit

Be Excellent to each other!

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MonkeyIV@reddit

And party on dudes!

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OneRuffledOne@reddit

Party on Garth.

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Soundtracklover72@reddit

Oooo. Crossing the streams. I like it

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JakoShadows72@reddit

For the back of the shirt, definitely!

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floater343-@reddit

I'd like to regrow my mullet just to get a shirt that says "I'll cut my mullet if you pull up your pants"

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RezRising@reddit

Coffee is for closers

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low5bro@reddit

OOF ARTED?

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nancy_drew_98@reddit

“I’m not even supposed to be here today.”

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MarcooseOnTheLoose@reddit

“Put those damn weapons down! We’re delivering food goddamn it.”

— Lt. Gen. Russel Honoré

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WhatDatDonut@reddit

I think you mean American hero Lt. Gen. Russel Honore

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MarcooseOnTheLoose@reddit

Yes. Big time. A true national treasure.

(Go figure why I’m getting downvoted.)

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Early_Afternoon9260@reddit

Demented and sad, but social.

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Soundtracklover72@reddit

Nice!

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Celebration_This@reddit

I had this button (that I lost 😞) that said;

“Don’t ask me I don’t know; Don’t tell me I don’t care.”

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JohnnyG789@reddit

Everyone is Entitled to an Opinion But Only Mine Counts!

Do I Look Like I Care Dumbass? GTFOOH!!

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ihateyou__people@reddit

“I am going to make it through this year if it kills me”

Mountain Goats, This Year

It’s from 2005, not the 80’s, but it’s definitely become my mantra these days

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2dznotherdirtylovers@reddit

Leave me alone

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chitoatx@reddit

Dude? Dude. Dude!

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T_Noctambulist@reddit

Y'all can. Find a local screener or go on etsy/amazon

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Drunkbicyclerider@reddit

RAISED ON HOSE WATER AND NEGLECT.

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PrikNamPlassum@reddit

"Jesus Puppy Fucking Christ! Why are You So Fucking Broken?" ~ My Grandfather to one of my cousins.

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notadamnprincess@reddit

I’d be nicer if you’d be smarter

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Low_Shop8561@reddit

I put the KY in Freaky

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GalianoGirl@reddit

“I believe in Pie for Breakfast.”

It is a family joke.

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calmlikeasexbobomb@reddit

Anytime is a good time for pie

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GalianoGirl@reddit

“I believe in Pie for Breakfast.”

True.

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ghostinthecage@reddit

IDGAF

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Interesting_Sell7960@reddit

TANSTAAFL (There ain’t no such thing as a free lunch)

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PahzTakesPhotos@reddit

My favorite quote on a T-shirt is niche but has the right amount of snark.

“I’m sorry, I couldn’t hear you over the sound of how DEAF I am!”

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CastIronMooseEsq@reddit

We taught sand to talk and that’s how you get the apocalypse.

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Express_Towel47@reddit

May the four winds blow you safely home

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ChickenOneDay@reddit

💜

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After_Evidence_3020@reddit

It was a joke. People laughed. Let it slide.

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Wide_Breadfruit_2217@reddit

"The truth will set you free. But first it will piss you off." Gloria Steinem

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ChickenOneDay@reddit

One of my favorite quotes

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Black_Hole_Tim@reddit

It is what it is. Or Just let me do it!

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Key_Hedgehog_5773@reddit

Shut the fuck up, Donny

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ChickenOneDay@reddit

You're out of your element

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DDevosk8@reddit

Skateboarding is Not a Crime

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Adventurous-Fee-8158@reddit

Dropping Science like Galileo dropped the orange

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DrestonF1@reddit

I stay up all night, I go to sleep watching Dragnet

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Acceptable_Set9702@reddit

*** REGULATE ALGORITHMS ***

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krakmunky@reddit

Whatever

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Don_Pickleball@reddit

The good and bad news is that nobody cares.

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StG4Ever@reddit

Dad joke loading… (my daughter made it for me)

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MaiBoo18@reddit

Here’s a quarter, go call someone who cares. Also That’s some bullshit.

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DDSkeeter@reddit

Beer - the cause and solution to all problems.

[-]

HarveyMushman72@reddit

Support Apathy, Or Don't

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More_Law6245@reddit

FIGJAM (F*%k I'm Good Just Ask Me)

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warhorse1245@reddit

Endut! Hoch Hecht!

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Cranks_No_Start@reddit

You don’t have the sense God gave a donut.

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AC_Uni@reddit

“Help! I’ve fallen and can’t get up.” Got that shirt in Killington, VT ~40 years ago with a pic of a stIckman skier all crumpled in a pile. Loved it for so many reasons and want it back again to relive it, especially now I’m 60 and falling is definitely on my DO NOT DO list.

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kilt_inspector@reddit

I know you are but what am I?!

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UvitaLiving@reddit

Hey, there’s no birthday party in here….

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lucid_intent@reddit

I have a shirt I wear:

Woman of a certain rage.

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Pristine_Main_1224@reddit

FUBAR

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cneakysunt@reddit

Whatever.

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OkConsideration8964@reddit

Don't be a dick

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Coddiwomple2@reddit

I just ordered a t-shirt that says “life happens music helps”

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Pooker_butt@reddit

gif

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BootThang@reddit

DILF

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lucid_intent@reddit

Not GILF?

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Immediate_Many_2898@reddit

I’m a Gen X and don’t know that one. Hmmmm

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TheHandsOfFate@reddit

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

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Red9Mayonnaise@reddit

Check-Ya-Later

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match_@reddit

Double You Tee Eff

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Ambitious_Series_365@reddit

If you're going through hell, keep going.

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Five_String_Serenade@reddit

STFU!

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hotdog-savant@reddit

Please be kind. Rewind.

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Kayleighbug@reddit

Dyslexorcist - Your mother cooks socks in hell!

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Area212@reddit

Another one I made has the apple logo and underneath says, “iGentrify” in Apple’s San Francisco font.

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ScaredValuable5870@reddit

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motor1_is_stopping@reddit

Stop looking at me swan.

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mltrout715@reddit

Whatever

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mltrout715@reddit

If I had a nickel for every time I wished someone asked me that.

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OkLife7773@reddit

Coffee black, whiskey neet.

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mltrout715@reddit

Wait, what?

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shakespeareanon@reddit

Fu*k it

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dr_neurd@reddit

I’m not even supposed to be here today

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kimberletto@reddit

“Whatever.”

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Due_Asparagus_3203@reddit

Strange things are afoot at the Circle K

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epicsmd@reddit

Be excellent to each other

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HHSquad@reddit

"At least I had the 80's"

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geodebug@reddit

I’m actually a pretty positive person but my persona mantra for decades has been “everything sucks, all the time”.

I’m in tech so that kind of explains it.

My wife used to get upset when I’d say it but this last year she got into vibe coding and got good enough at it to understand why I say it.

So, in an unexpected turn of events, AI brought us a little closer together.

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Pantokraterix@reddit

I feel much better now that I’ve given up hope.

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baditup@reddit

You are overestimating your importance in my life.

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Bucks2174@reddit

Jesus is King.

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FriendRaven1@reddit

Whatever

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Uranus_Hz@reddit

The only correct answer

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FriendRaven1@reddit

Whatever.

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MudJumpy1063@reddit

How very.

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baditup@reddit

You are overestimating your importance in my life. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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Difficult_Cake_7460@reddit

Back off man, I’m a scientist (and yes, I do own that shirt and it causes issues bc boomers and millennials don’t get it lol)

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Federal-Muscle-9962@reddit

it's hard for me to hear you when i'm not listening

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Maleficent-Earth9201@reddit

It should be our motto..

"Well.... shit.... ok"

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Mysterious-Street966@reddit

Enigma backwards so you can read it in the mirror…lolz

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SuperPoodie92477@reddit

It went by so fast…

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Scudder77@reddit

The world needs ditch diggers too.

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hotdog-savant@reddit

It’s not me. It’s you.

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BootThang@reddit

‘Allegedly’

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prisongranny@reddit

"literally"

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theoriginalb@reddit

Either…

My parents went to BLANK and all they got me was this lousy t-shirt

Or

Make 7 (front) Up Yours (back)

Oh, wait, I have that one.

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Plastic_Change@reddit

TWO dollars!!

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kskeiser@reddit

Save Ferris

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drumorgan@reddit

Eschew Obfuscation

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ahhhnel@reddit

Runs with scissors

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DieHardAmerican95@reddit

Better than scissoring with the runs.

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Upnatom617@reddit

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jlsteiner728@reddit

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

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issafly@reddit

Gunga Galunga

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Jebgogh@reddit

“So it goes”. Kurt Vonnegut

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Defiant_Sandwich9694@reddit

Ayatollah Assahola

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HeftyWorth1282@reddit

Yes, I assure you we are open.

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NelsonMuntz3@reddit

Sorry, Ma'am, but unlike your mouth, we occasionally close.

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Dry-Coast-791@reddit

Where’s my Speak and Spell?

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AbleAccount2479@reddit

Bored now.

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vulke12@reddit

Whatever

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CardiologistIcy5307@reddit

Be Kind

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unloosedcoin@reddit

🚹please remain in upright position when full of liquid

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TheBarstoolPhD@reddit

In 19080, I was turning Japanese until Mom walked in.

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Noone90909090@reddit

it doesn't trickle down this far.

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mammamermaid@reddit

“If I wanted the government in my womb, I’d fuck a senator”

Legit had that on a mug. In my office. Prominently displayed.

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Icy-Dependent6908@reddit

Feral

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whiporee123@reddit

Thats’s what the money is for.

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flicmeister@reddit

this is the internet - we absolutely CAN put text on shirts. With ease. For cheap.

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icouldofhadaV8@reddit

What a time to be alive

Which is what I would put on a shirt.

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flicmeister@reddit

it's like 7pm.

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MissTrixieTheGypsy@reddit

THIS! Put this on a shirt!!!

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10blizzard@reddit

Back off man. I’m a scientist.

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DJErikD@reddit

FRANKIE

SAYS

RELAX

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Upnatom617@reddit

gif

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iheartpinball@reddit

I wanted this on a onesie when my friends named their baby Franklin... Except it was Frankie Say Relax like the OG

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Kate4bait@reddit

Where's the beef?

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tultommy@reddit

Please just fuck off without me having to tell you! lol

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jungle4john@reddit

Iggy Pop is my spirit animal

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Accomplished_Cash630@reddit

I’m Gen Xellent

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Upnatom617@reddit

gif

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mamajaybird@reddit

This ain’t no disco

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Trandoshan-Tickler@reddit

This ain't no party.

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Upnatom617@reddit

This is a disco

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Lemonking_@reddit

LEAVE ME ALONE

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MissTrixieTheGypsy@reddit

Got it! Wink to Marc Antony of V.F!

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wyocatqueen@reddit

Get a taste of religion: Lick a witch!

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Upnatom617@reddit

🧙 🧹

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Playful_Intern7487@reddit

Nobody cares if you’re offended.

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MeasurementStill5997@reddit

All day

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OliJalapeno@reddit

"Nevertheless, she persisted"

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PersistentPuma37@reddit

got that off Liz's website when she dropped out, on sale. But I still believe it.

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alchebyte@reddit

idgaf

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MissTrixieTheGypsy@reddit

Got it! 😉

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jm134713@reddit

Leave me the fuck alone.

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MissTrixieTheGypsy@reddit

I have this, got it off Etsy. In a pretty flowerly font 😁

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MrMilesRides@reddit

Doesn't anyone knock anymore???

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Able_Use859@reddit

Wooden Spoon Survivor

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ahhhnel@reddit

Oh Evolve already

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Upnatom617@reddit

Aren't you supposed to be raptured?!

Not waiting for them to evolve. Darwin for the win.

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hampdogg74@reddit

Play it safe, play it cool. Wear a Jiffy on your tool

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najing_ftw@reddit

Don’t talk to me

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huevosyhuevos@reddit

Two tears in a bucket, fuck it. ~ My Grandma

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redditidothat@reddit

Aloha, Mr. Hand

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krebstorm@reddit

Whatever

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Astronaut6735@reddit

Be Kind

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CharismaticAlbino@reddit

Rewind

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denzien@reddit

(on the back)

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SkyRepresentative309@reddit

bogus!

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quietlumber@reddit

Life sucks. Then you die.

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jroot@reddit

Not Client Facing

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Such-Throat-2819@reddit

In my defense i was left unsupervised

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DameKitty@reddit

I saw this on a pin at CVS pharmacy.

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ContraVista@reddit

Wherever you go, there you are.

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jackssweetheart@reddit

Fuck this shit.

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donofrioms@reddit

Gag me with a Spoon

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Connect-Account-2855@reddit

In THIS economy?!

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SubstanceNo1544@reddit

You can do this for like 8 bucks or something online lol

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lovemesomezombie@reddit

Read the Room

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TraductorPerdido@reddit

"I'm so indie NO ONE's ever heard of me."

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GaryNOVA@reddit

“It’s only forever. It’s not long at all.”

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Master_Kitchen_7725@reddit

No one can blame you for walking away

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Area212@reddit

Favorite shirt I had made says, “What a waste of white skin.”

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tfvdw2at@reddit

No matter where you go, there you are.

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BethiePage42@reddit

If God is love, can we make God?

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AbsintheRedux@reddit

NO

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evidentlynaught@reddit

YUTES GONE WILD

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mammothhockey@reddit

Never trust a fart

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percaroe@reddit

Buy the ticket, take the ride

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tfvdw2at@reddit

I forget what eight was for.

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Leopardo68@reddit

Chick's cannot hold their smoke. That's what it is.

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evidentlynaught@reddit

Hoof Hearted

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Adorable_Bag_2611@reddit

Fuck off Fuck you Off you fuck

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flex_capacity@reddit

I’d buy THAT for a dollar

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rissk1012@reddit

In my opinionation, the sun is gonna surely shine.

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DontListenImFullofBS@reddit

Don’t sweat the petty things. Pet the sweaty things.

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RequirementIcy9031@reddit

Keep on Truckin’

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negcap@reddit

Sometimes you ride the wave, sometimes the wave rides you.

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Shour_always_aloof@reddit

Not impressed.

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SeparateCzechs@reddit

Yup, I really hate being right all the time.

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Sensitive-Rip-8005@reddit

Mine: “Why are you reading this? Keep moving.”

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FortheloveofSuki@reddit

I'll be back.

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Ravingrook@reddit

That's 90%of my T-shirts. My favorite is "Perhaps today, Satan"

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CommanderSincler@reddit

I need this

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_JahWobble_@reddit

Fuck art Let's kill

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blur410@reddit

So be it

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JohnSextro@reddit

Your opinion of me is none of my business

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dallassoxfan@reddit

No more yanky my wanky!

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platypusandpibble@reddit

The Donger needs food. 😆

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74011_White_Guy@reddit

Where’s the beef?

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ApoplecticWombat@reddit

I'm a poll worker. I totally want to get a T-shirt that says, "This T-shirt has more oversight than your Facebook post."

But I'm sure I'd get sent home.

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forklobotomy@reddit

poll worker

You'll have to define that more.

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calrammer@reddit

High On Stress

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Ive_seen_things_that@reddit

Nice try Amazon

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Max_Gerber@reddit

Merch On Demand, coming right up.

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GreedyAd2171@reddit

Fuck off

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Bottlecrate@reddit

Suck it up

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Jmazoso@reddit

“Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin?”

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HGFantomas@reddit

Kick it!

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phatsackocrap@reddit

f'cough

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PersistentPuma37@reddit

my elderly dog has developed a very unpleasant, bossy, assholey bark to insist she be let out immediately after coming inside. I've started crowing like a chicken at her, 'FUh-Kaaaawwwwfff!' and it really helps my blood pressure

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duck_butter@reddit

You are on to something... Hear me out fren. I think we can work this joke out.

F'Cough and below it, someone changing a tire. yadda yadaa, about being (retired.)

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just_some_chic@reddit

I'll try being nicer if you try being smarter.

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_WillCAD_@reddit

Totally

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PapaSteveRocks@reddit

To-tally. Like, y’know.

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Maleficent_Offer4171@reddit

Convicted? Never convicted.

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leaky_eddie@reddit

Isn’t he a lady killer?

Acquitted!

Sauce

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blackcat81374@reddit

" I had a good run!" " I'm making this up as I go" " It's not the age honey, it's the mileage."

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lemmysbetter@reddit

Don't have a cow man

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Dr_Newton_Fig@reddit

Never put off until tomorrow what you can put off until next week.

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ShartlesAndJames@reddit

no cerveza no trabajo

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Hib3rnian@reddit

"Tanks for nuttin!"

Or

"Chick's dig me, because I rarely wear underwear and when I do, it's usually something unusual"

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Max_Gerber@reddit

I want my two dollars

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evildeadmike@reddit

Two dollars, cash

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Dr_Newton_Fig@reddit

That sounds like some bullshit to me.

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JenNtonic@reddit

Clever got me this far

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leaky_eddie@reddit

What, me worry?

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Faceless_Cat@reddit

I’m starting to doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion

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Dead_Inside50@reddit

This is the single greatest quote in cinematic history. I use it regularly. Usually get blank stares in return.

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Fair-Wishbone-1190@reddit

If you're not wasted, the day is! 😂

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mizuaqua@reddit

Vote for Pedro

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Dead_Inside50@reddit

For Gen X? Either:

Whatever.

Or

Don't suck.

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thaaag@reddit

I want my No Fear and Bad Boy Club t's back again...

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EnjoyingTheRide-0606@reddit

My favorite morning deejays have several shirts: Stupid Should Hurt is my favorite. They also have an Effya’llicans shirt for a new US political party!

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Immediate-Tadpole540@reddit

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

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Max_Gerber@reddit

RIP, HST

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PoeJam@reddit

Do Not Resuscitate

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daphatty@reddit

I don’t fucking care.

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thaaag@reddit

I had an awesome plain white t with text on the usual left chest area - written in tiny writing (like... Font size 3 sort of tiny) so you had to look really closely to read: fuck off nosy.

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