A familiar Anon has a crisis again.
Posted by LemonFlavoredMelon@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 22 comments
Posted by LemonFlavoredMelon@reddit | greentext | View on Reddit | 22 comments
Flawgong@reddit
KVM?
auggs@reddit
Just go to Vegas and spend a few hours with an escort if it’s that hard to get a date. I’ve been down there a few times and the women are super nice and they make everything a really enjoyable experience. They’ll do whatever you want, act however you want, say whatever you want. It’s great honestly.
LemonFlavoredMelon@reddit (OP)
What if some of us want to have a loving relationship and not have to default to uh... those kinds of women?
Optimal_Cause4583@reddit
Join a bookclub or something wholesome like that
auggs@reddit
Then keep working on yourself and trying. You can always go down there to get yourself out of a rut or at least give you a template on what to expect with women back home. I have a gf right now but I’d never tell her I’ve been to Vegas to spend a few nights with a few different women. Just something I keep to myself but if we broke up and it’s been a while, I would for sure go back down there for some fun.
AnusStapler@reddit
It's like chatgpt for dates.
auggs@reddit
I’m sure they wouldn’t appreciate those words but if that’s how you see it then pop off buddy
DGUY2606@reddit
Is it okay if I feel honestly inspired by this one? Like, his life is shit and he has every reason to say 'fuck it' and devolve into full-blown nihilistic chudpocalypse crashout, but refuses to do so on grounds that there is still one last person who still loves and believes in him.
What measures a flawed but fundamentally good person from a complete shitbag is whether or not they want to hurt their mother. Keep your chin up Anon, there's always light at the end of the foul-smelling sewer tunnel.
Mitchel-256@reddit
What if one's mother is a complete shitbag and deserves to be hurt?
Lucroq@reddit
That's when you gotta build your own family, the one you never had. Even if it's just you and a dog that loves you to bits. Can't die else doggo sad
LemonFlavoredMelon@reddit (OP)
Your post inspired me too!
iiOhama@reddit
Original thread?
recursive_knight@reddit
Jeez, what apocalypse are we actually living in?
thermitethrowaway@reddit
Late stage capitalism
SilliusS0ddus@reddit
billions must consoom
LasyKuuga@reddit
biskutgoreng@reddit
Well mom is single now
loscapos5@reddit
Many such cases
LemonFlavoredMelon@reddit (OP)
Oh that's a lovely pic 😃
SpaceBug176@reddit
Who has the greentext Anon is referring to?
LemonFlavoredMelon@reddit (OP)
If I remember, he had the one where he tried to do better for himself and tried to find someone at a Barcade after talking about a long stretch of failed attempts.
Lunai5444@reddit
Well at least he held hand with a woman once, unless he just didn't mention it