I call it the Great Depression special
Posted by SeniorBolognese@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 36 comments
Microwavable rice, 2 links of chicken sausage, and off brand sirracha
dingodoggobingobongo@reddit
Chop up that sausage, and fry the rice. It'll look much less sad and be way better.
Miserable-Ad5401@reddit
You know, a better sear on the sausages and this would probably be alright.
OkJoke4711@reddit
His sausages, his rules.
Miserable-Ad5401@reddit
I'm not arguing with that point. I'm just saying that this is only borderline shitty. Right on the precipice of shit.
FilmGood8168@reddit
How do these sausages taste?
SeniorBolognese@reddit (OP)
Theyre pretty good. Amylu is a really good brand, this one in particular is Cacio e pepe flavor.
King_of_the_Goats@reddit
Financial or emotional depression?
Original_Head_3487@reddit
Cause of depression or result of depression?
SkynetLurking@reddit
Wikiwikiwa@reddit
Woah you can afford sausage
SeniorBolognese@reddit (OP)
Theyre relatively healthier compared to beef hotdogs, so its worth it
ulnek@reddit
Microwavable rice is expensive.
SeniorBolognese@reddit (OP)
Yes but its what i have access to rn. I eat half of a serving a meal anyways
LatterParty182@reddit
i bet thats so yummy
MapleBaconNurps@reddit
Lorena Bobbit approved
Anubis-Hound@reddit
I'd happily eat it I love slop as long as it has rice
Ok-Fee-8113@reddit
really not that bad
chevyfan17@reddit
Sometimes, I like to take Minute rice, mix in Vienna sausages and mustard, than scoop it up with wavy potato chips.
OkJoke4711@reddit
Looks tasty.
Separate-Fly5165@reddit
Pigs in rice.... muly favorite.
SeniorBolognese@reddit (OP)
Protein is king
OkJoke4711@reddit
Looks like a post workout meal.
SeniorBolognese@reddit (OP)
If only i still worked out 😵💫
killemslowly@reddit
They look like fingers. I don’t know how eating fingers cured your depression, but good on you .
IrisSmartAss@reddit
Ooh, are those maggots? Good protein.
Pristine_Egg3831@reddit
Trauma. There is a mattress that has been dumped downstairs in my apartment garbage room. It has either rice or maggots attached. I can't work out which is more likely.
IrisSmartAss@reddit
Do they move?
Pristine_Egg3831@reddit
Nope. But could they be dead ones hanging on? You'd think there'd be nothing for them to eat, but it's possible there was previously. Eww.
IrisSmartAss@reddit
They would have rotted if they had been maggots. And then you could have smelled it all of the way up the stairs.
Pristine_Egg3831@reddit
OK good. Ricey mattress it is then?!
IrisSmartAss@reddit
I would hope (like that a good thing).
Pristine_Egg3831@reddit
Omg so I went back to look. It's actually the shells of some kind of insect. Like a cocoon. But hollow. It's now been dumped outside for the municipal council to collect, so lots have fallen off. They're attached with a sort of Web or biological substance.
Next-Drink8593@reddit
Sausage fest casserole?
the_ammar@reddit
literally had this for bf. it's great.
thatlukeguy@reddit
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