Bamboo theft at White Rock Lake
Posted by Cella_Bella@reddit | Dallas | View on Reddit | 57 comments
For years I have seen people stealing bamboo from White Rock Lake. Early Saturday morning I was a bit shocked to see they razed a huge section and left empty bottles (beer, water, energy drinks) and even two Fiskars pruners in the parking lot. Today I saw a man casually carrying two large pieces of bamboo down the trail. I don’t know how to feel about this and would like some opinions. Is it okay to steal bamboo from White Rock Lake?
yogiyogiyogi69@reddit
Honestly I'm on your side on this. Who TF destroyed the bamboo forest? What's wrong with you. Shame on you. It looks so wrong it's been pissing me off lol. Maybe I'm grumpy old man but I'm annoyed girl I hear you!
BlueIndian1975@reddit
Best troll of ‘26 so far. It’ll be hard to beat this one. Did anyone actually think about the abandoned fiskers!? Hell no! Nobody gives an ish about them. Someone will foster an abandoned set of fiskers.
Odd-Penalty-3906@reddit
Man Im more mad about the littering. Let them take the bamboo. It grows a 1 to 3 feet a day
hananobira@reddit
If it were any other plant, I’d be appalled. But bamboo is an invasive species that grows crazy fast. They’re going the community a favor.
stykface@reddit
100% agree. You can't take enough. It's more abundant than the energy from the sun.
noncongruent@reddit
The sun throws down 1,050W/M^2, bamboo is like, "Hold my culms!"
coachkiss@reddit
I need to get my head out of the gutter or get treated for dyslexia or both.
noncongruent@reddit
Do you ever find yourself wondering if there really is a dog?
UnknownQTY@reddit
Or they’re gonna fuck up their own yard if they plant shoots.
KitchenPalentologist@reddit
Who cares about their yard. Their neighbors are the ones to feel sorry for. That shit can't be controlled.
Zealousideal_Scale36@reddit
It is offensive to call it invasive. SMH. The correct term is misplaced agriculture.
Altruistic-Put-8784@reddit
bamboo is like wicked invasive so honestly let em have it
tabrizzi@reddit
Or they're just helping the bamboo to spread even faster.
mattdelux@reddit
Sounds like someone may have a bamboo side biz and doesn’t want it growing on their property. Incredibly sketch way to go about it. 🤷🏻♂️🎋
pacman326@reddit
I actually was running late at night and saw them doing it. They had a massive Uhaul truck and were just cutting and dragging it away. No idea legality of it but /shrug.
jvonplon@reddit
Sounds like an SMU frat party prep
Bec21-21@reddit
I can’t say how the city feels about people helping themselves to bamboo. But, bamboo is generally invasive in the U.S. so if it isn’t controlled it will outcompete native plants.
Personally, of all the things I see people doing at White Rock Lake, taking bamboo is probably one I’d be less worried about.
Stedlieye@reddit
Maybe if there was some large cute species of animal that liked to eat bamboo, we could release it here and let them handle it!
PossibilityUpbeat318@reddit
unfortunately those things are dumber that dallas drivers, but ohh so cute!
SalemGreenhollow@reddit
I have bamboo in my yard near White Rock--- PLEASE come harvest mine. Please.
notamyokay@reddit
I made a similar post a while back and the comments were similar to these 😩😂😭 but I feel like you shouldn't be able to plant bamboo wherever you want because it will absolutely take over and become an issue for any neighbors. And that sucks. Idk why people can't just leave things be.
TimeCarry6@reddit
Here’s my White Rock “harvest” story: When the kids were school-age we raised three Rouen ducks until they outgrew their backyard wading pool. Knowing that they would find many of their own kind there, we released the trio at WR lake, and checked on them daily.
Within a week we found the littlest one in bad shape. We scooped her up and rushed her to the emergency bird vet, but it was too late. The vet told us that recent rains had flooded the lake with debris and toxins, and advised us to move our former charges elsewhere.
Arming ourselves with tasty leafy greens, old towels and a dog kennel we headed over to the lake on our rescue mission. The last two ducks were not as friendly as the little one, so hilarity ensued as we wallowed in the muck trying to corral them in.
Such shenanigans attracted several indignant Lake-Ladies who were rightfully appalled at our apparent animal abuse and public thievery. They softened considerably once we explained ourselves, but then shared a tragic story about the pair of bonded domestic geese every bird-aware lake-goer was familiar with.
Apparently, during the previous December. some uneducated evil-doer had either captured or dispatched the female to take home to his table, leaving the gander enraged and bereft. The gander’s normally protective behavior had turned aggressive as the poor soul grieved his life-long mate.
I often wonder what became of that poor lonely goose.
JRLDH@reddit
The previous owner of my property planted Bamboo. It's gorgeous but yes, it's so invasive and grows by feet a day (!) right now. I should put up signs "Free Bamboo - just cut and go!".
TheDakestTimeline@reddit
People with bamboo reading this story have a totally different opinion.
I'm mad they weren't doing it in my backyard!
Sweatygirl716@reddit
Omg that’s hilarious 😂 Your friend sounds like fun!
earthworm_fan@reddit
They are removing bamboo and leaving behind fiskars pruners for others.
Sounds like a net benefit.
DallasOil@reddit
BambooKaren
Wonder1and@reddit
It's harvest time. They won't likely be doing it for long. You cut the sprouts and boil them. Good eating when toasted. https://lewisbamboo.com/pages/harvesting-bamboo-shoots
Cerulean_Shadows@reddit
More people should be doing it. Fuck bamboo
tabrizzi@reddit
Are you sure about that?
Phynub@reddit
Don’t judge people based off their kinks. Let him… be I guess.
PoshNoshThenMosh@reddit
Could be they exposed the trash while cutting. We get so much refuse from the feeder creeks
samulya896@reddit
Even if bamboo is invasive, that doesn’t automatically make it “free to take.” There’s also a difference between controlled removal by authorities and random people cutting it down and leaving trash behind.
BlazinAzn38@reddit
Yes, bamboo sucks. The city should do more to choke it out and completely eliminate it but once it’s established it’s nearly impossible to get rid of. They shouldn’t be littering but taking the bamboo is fine
Mnudge@reddit
Are they building encampments in the thicket?
forte99@reddit
I don’t condone theft of any kind but as far as it goes, this is pretty much a nonissue. It will grow back before you read the end of this thread…
SgtButtShanx@reddit
Would hate to be in OP’s HOA lol
Fabulous_Hand2314@reddit
By the time the police investigate it’s already grown back
marfacza@reddit
it'll be back tomorrow
LoudMouthBacon@reddit
taking away to plant elsewhere... question?
cus I don't like the thought of more bamboo popping up around the city, or even near my home. hate that invasive stuff, battled it for years and still am.
burrito3ater@reddit
This post is not going in the direction OP hoped for.
keesouth@reddit
That's not stealing at worst it's collecting clippings.
Apprehensive-Taco406@reddit
Bamboo is a grass. It will grow back. It would suck if they messed with an animal den or bird nest though. Plus in city parks you need permission to cut or remove anything.
Adddicus@reddit
I have no idea, but it is a non-native invasive species that will spread, keep spreading and spread fast. Saw it happen on the east end of Long Island, where it very much became a dominant species in some areas.
NothingButTheTea@reddit
Yes that’s like picking up trash
Actual_Play_Bae@reddit
For the sake of argument, it depends on the type of bamboo. There's the invasive species, but USA also has three native versions that are beneficial to the environment! These three types are switch cane, giant/river cane, and hill cane! I recommend looking into the various types of bamboo to see which ones are being cut down. Cane "forests", aka canebreaks, are critically endangered.
sadegr@reddit
They can have the bamboo in my right of way, in fact they can have it every 2 months for the rest of their lives.
EvanOnTheFly@reddit
Next time thank them for stemming back the ride of the idiot that planted a non native invasive species.
Unable_Finger2375@reddit
You should do a citizens arrest
ShellmyBelle35@reddit
And now “citizens on patrol” is stuck in my head
zatchstar@reddit
It will grow back in like 2 months.
KnotDedYeti@reddit
My MIL’s previous house had bamboo. We probably would’ve picked people up if they wanted to harvest/hack or whatever to that shit. It’s a menace.
PlantOG@reddit
Thank them next time
starglo1969@reddit
Yes. I would also allow them to “steal” the bamboo from my backyard. It is invasive and hard to get rid of.
favorthebold@reddit
Bamboo is a horrible invasive. Leaving trash is not ok, but pruning bamboo is honestly doing a public service.
shofawnda@reddit
^this part
ConstructionNew7573@reddit
bruh 💀