“Corn Dog”
Posted by Aprilcot4@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 65 comments
Can you even call it a corn dog if there’s no stick? Idk what I was expecting, it surely wasn’t this.
Posted by Aprilcot4@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 65 comments
Can you even call it a corn dog if there’s no stick? Idk what I was expecting, it surely wasn’t this.
Careful_Map_1454@reddit
They're feeding you a tree branch. This looks amazing though. i can already imagine the crisp.
Next-Drink8593@reddit
Looks like a deep fried wang
freakmeout123@reddit
what happened to your food
AccomplishedAside314@reddit
Idk it looks homemade, which is usually the best. The crust looks of crispy deliciousness.
fffan9391@reddit
Where’d you get it from? A Mexican restaurant?
Aprilcot4@reddit (OP)
lol, nope. It was the “special” from the brew pub next to my work. Their burgers are solid, took a chance and regretted it immediately
ChewbaccaOnFries@reddit
I gotta ask, how much did it cost?
Aprilcot4@reddit (OP)
$12
BostonGahden@reddit
YO that looks tight!
adamosity1@reddit
I’d eat that and it’s probably delicious!
Zkenny13@reddit
The wooden stick always ruins the flavor!
Fucky0uthatswhy@reddit
Really? Did you see the right edge?
whimsicalsamurai@reddit
ever heard of stoneground mustard?
aTVisAthingTOwatch@reddit
The mustard looks bangin ngl
nonkowledge@reddit
Looks better than a premade frozen one
wickedfemale@reddit
yummmmm
Consistent-Menu-6629@reddit
Bro, that's a corn branch
plateau1999@reddit
That looks like the aftermath of consuming a normal looking corn dog.
BigDumbandSexy@reddit
"My steak, too juicy. My lobster, too buttery."
freakmeout123@reddit
would love to eat that
DrDentonMask@reddit
That looks huge. I wonder if any other types of sausage get the corndog dip treatment. Like, I don't know...kielbasa.
squidyj@reddit
Corn log
natziel@reddit
I'd share that with your mom
Instantsoup44@reddit
r/poopfromabutt
fake-real-account@reddit
Yes, one stick please.
Cananbaum@reddit
trash_bees@reddit
Ngl this looks awesome. I'm genuinely upset I can't consume this thing right now.
TheBeerdedGinger@reddit
smash
MisterDoctorDudeGuy@reddit
Such a big box for that lol
deserthomie66@reddit
Foreskin corn dogs?
MisterDoctorDudeGuy@reddit
Name of your folk punk band
Ianofminnesota@reddit
It looks like a delicious tree root. That mustard looks bomb. Im downing that pickle in one bite
KinkyQuesadilla@reddit
Just where.... I mean.... Whut? Nevermind.
Insanely_Mclean@reddit
What do you mean there's no stick? That is all stick.
screwyoushadowban@reddit
You could go on a hike or get in a fight with that corn-stick. Corn shillelagh.
bizoticallyyours83@reddit
It looks like someone tried to bread a branch.
Veneboy@reddit
What do you mean there is no stick? It IS the stick.
3fxz_@reddit
I’ll take 2
mjfarmer147@reddit
Looks like a fucking root
RipOdd9001@reddit
That’s the Viking poo isn’t it.
ExtremelyOnlineTM@reddit
That's an artisinal battered wienerwurst.
Psychological_Buy726@reddit
Is it the ketchup? I don't like ketchup on dogs, but I'm from Chicago.
Mysterious-Alps-5186@reddit
Reminds me of a game of thrones char....
uncleozzy@reddit
Okay so first you're gonna split it down the side and remove the tobacco...
jrjanowi@reddit
Roasted Ent penis
scrandis@reddit
Looks good and so does that mustard
IdentityCrisis87@reddit
Deep fried stick imo
pileofdeadninjas@reddit
ITT: people who have never made corn dogs have only had the frozen
Taolan13@reddit
i mean, the 'corn' from 'corn dog' is the corn bread breading.
Damnesia13@reddit
Corn Dong
pileofdeadninjas@reddit
That looks like it would slap
VicariousOne1199@reddit
Yeah, that's 100% a deep fried log of shit.
BitGamerX@reddit
That's a Johnson if I've ever seen one.
sharkxpuncake@reddit
That still looks banging icl, would devour it
WarHot5832@reddit
Even has decent mustard served with it, O.P. is sad they didn't get a stick lol.
How is it shitty food when the one part you claim is shitty isn't even food?
sharkxpuncake@reddit
I wonder that to sometimes, there are worse looking food/food related stuff out there
Fun-Mud3861@reddit
dingodoggobingobongo@reddit
DavantRancher@reddit
More of a branch or stick if you ask me
fermatajack@reddit
Corn dong
Ok_Draw_5664@reddit
Thats burnt
earfeater13@reddit
Zerostar39@reddit
CriticismFun6782@reddit
RetroSwamp@reddit
I thought it was a branch on the mobile app.