Looks like this is true love

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thatweirdguyted@reddit

Yeah and instead of crying about it like a little bitch, he could've just used his super powers to be a top rated athlete and had women chasing after him. But no, he wears spandex, goes through an emo phase, and white-knights for en entire city. Might as well have called her m'lady.

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driku12@reddit

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drwicksy@reddit

Not to mention completely ignoring the far superior choice of the girl who dotes after him, is (in my opinion and the opinion of many online at least) hotter than MJ, and is not a complete bitch like the MJ in these movies.

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SpezIsAGayMfer@reddit

Be real; she dodged a bullet with Peter.

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No_Oddjob@reddit

Wasn't she also low key Black Cat potentially, too, or did I head canon that?

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Wardirre@reddit

You probably did head canon that, I don’t remember any personality traits she had that where similar to Black cat

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AnusStapler@reddit

Jeez she can smoke a cigarette under the shower with that shnoz.

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moragdong@reddit

Hmm why her nose is so big though?

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ranger51@reddit

It’s a natural canopy

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ModsAreGarbage00@reddit

You can't make this shit up.

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Big_Papa_Joe@reddit

The fuck are you talking about? I just did.

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RatBong@reddit

What's a fella gotta do to buy you a drink?

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RoryBramley@reddit

Ball knowledge

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Prancer4rmHalo@reddit

😂😂

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Sbotkin@reddit

Do you smoke cigarettes through nose?

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PushPullLego@reddit

No, her nose is so big it acts like an umbrella.

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AnusStapler@reddit

It acts as an extractor hood.

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Heik_@reddit

No, but a big nose could act as a cigarette umbrella

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The_Third_Molar@reddit

This is like the most over rated woman on the internet.

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TrueGootsBerzook@reddit

Has anyone dropped the ball harder than Peter in this situation?

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Reading_username@reddit

Spider man

Spider man

does whatever, an incel can

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AstroBearGaming@reddit

Spins a web, almost gets killed.

He's so based, and they're so pilled.

Look out, it's sweet moid Spiderman.

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slaydawgjim@reddit

If you found an incel who zincmaxxed he could probably shoot ropes like Spiderman

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H311K1T3@reddit

Yo what's zinc maxxed?

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bulborb@reddit

Taking zinc supplements to increase your loads

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_jordammit_@reddit

I heard from a friend that you can also take pygeum and lecithin alongside the zinc to add some "oomf" and viscosity (respectfully) to the embiggened load. Supposedly.

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destroyerOfTards@reddit

Hmm, alrighty then

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destroyerOfTards@reddit

That's a huge word "embiggen"

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Supremely_Zesty@reddit

it's not complicated. Eat zinc, shoot rope

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yaoikat@reddit

That made me gigglemax, ty

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Timekeeper98@reddit

At least respect the hyphen.

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pelirodri@reddit

r/RespectTheHyphen

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palmerry@reddit

wears spandex

smokes crack rock

enjoys watching MJ get plowed by random cock

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picklejuice82@reddit

Shalom

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BigHeadDeadass@reddit

Shalom

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seaneihm@reddit

He never had the makings of a varsity athlete

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Cerebral_Jones@reddit

I just finished watching the sopranos for the first time now I can’t escape the references.

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sloppydoe@reddit

He was gay, Cerebral_Jones?

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xanderpua@reddit

M'lady

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screamingxbacon@reddit

Lets be real no way he'd be a top anything

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Ycr1998@reddit

Dude can lift houses and you don't think he can be a top weightlifter?

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screamingxbacon@reddit

Maybe getting topped by weightlifters

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jnmtx@reddit

But all his nemesis are definitely tops: Green Goblin, Doc Oc, etc.

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TheKingOfTCGames@reddit

Idk everyone else showed up lmao.

This was her crowning career achievement and you couldnt even manage to show up for 1 day? Why even have a gf at this point go date crime in nyc or something

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Remarkable_Call3900@reddit

They weren't dating at this point. She was with the astronaut dude, remember?

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Reading_username@reddit

Still great friends though, I mean they were neighbors right?

Most of the takes on this are smoothbrained but in real life, if you had a friend for most of your life next door, that you had a huge crush on all the time, would you not take at least one night out of your busy life to prioritize her crowning career achievement?

100% on peter.

This greentext is from the same stable-genius academy that puts out bangers like "Daniel was the villain in Karate Kid", and "Jim should have been with Katy in the office"

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WoolooOfWallStreet@reddit

He probably was worried the “one night” he takes off might mean someone else loses their Uncle Ben

But then again, if that is his thinking, he probably shouldn’t have promised to come in the first place

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Malvastor@reddit

If I remember right she actually says "Aunt May came to see it". And I'm like 80% sure Aunt May wasn't in love with her.

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Remarkable_Call3900@reddit

Eh, the greentext is funny cuz it's overkill. The point of that conflict is the that WE know why Peter struggles to make the play, but MJ doesn't. We see Peter going to the play and he couldn't help but be a hero. It's thankless work because of his secret identity and all that. MJ doesn't know any of this which is why the greentext is silly

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TheKingOfTCGames@reddit

I mean thats ok then he made his priorities clear she interpreted it correctly.

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Wings4514@reddit

You mean Chad Astrocock?

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Remarkable_Call3900@reddit

Yeah, that dude was hot

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SyntheticDuckFlavour@reddit

Real and straight.

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BlackAxemRanger@reddit

"everyone else showed up" everyone else isn't fucking spider man saving lives

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BSNshaggy13@reddit

which is fair but also fair for her to no longer want to depend on peter for personal affairs

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BlackAxemRanger@reddit

Yeah it works on the case of spiderman because you have that element of hidden identity and keeping secrets. I think the reason the post resonates with people is less because of spiderman and more because almost every fucking movie has a romance plot where something goes wrong with the guy fucking up (or also very common the girl fucks up, the guy gets mad but the girl gets mad the guy for getting mad) and always ends with the guy having to apologize and make some grand show of love to win her back.

It's such a forced thing that it feels like most of the time its not even justified. Probably where we get the "what do I bring to the table? I am the table" stuff from

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theceure@reddit

Everybody disses on Chad while he's just living his best life lifting all the heavy weight and keeping the psycho bitches satisfied.

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yumwins@reddit

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Truck whooshes by and goblino disappears

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dom_bul@reddit

Little Goblin Jr.

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bitchnibba47@reddit

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cat_pavel@reddit

Peter, I don't want to see that picture for the 666 time

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marshberryii@reddit

That's why presence is important

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EarthTrash@reddit

Did Peter try to explain any of this? I remember as far as MJ knew peter was just a flake. Communication might have gone a long way.

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Gackey@reddit

I hate this so much, like did OOP even watch the movie? Peter and Mary Jane aren't even in a relationship because he friendzoned her at the end of the first movie, the movie beats you over the head with the fact that Peter continually makes choices that have resulted in their relationship being stained. A huge theme in the Raime movies is that being Spiderman has huge negative effects on Peter's relationships and personal happiness, but apparently OOP was too stupid to pick up on this.

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bell37@reddit

Not only that but Peter has intentionally distanced himself from friends and loved ones for two years. MJ didn’t ask Peter to go to her play, he insisted and said that it would be his #1 priority to go… then he misses it.

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drak0ni@reddit

Remember when Sam Raimi had a tree rape a woman in one of his movies?

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porrridge@reddit

which was a huge strain on the trees relationships and personal happiness.

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epabafree@reddit

You all are doing this for 20 years

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Reading_username@reddit

Yes but.. the rain scene, so it's balanced for the audience.

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SpiritualKindness@reddit

Seriously how did that scene get approved? Did something to me as a kid, no complaints tho.

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hydroxy@reddit

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Did you not see the cookie scene?

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Reading_username@reddit

Can't have cookies without milk though

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YeehawMagic@reddit (OP)

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samzplourde@reddit

Gentlemen, be careful of women who don't love you, but love what you do for them.

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Knight1-3@reddit

Average woman moment.

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Timekeeper98@reddit

The Raimi films were great, but they did irrevocable damage to MJ’s character way before Marvel did with the whole Paul and OMD stuff.

MJ has every right to be upset because Peter hasn’t clued her in on his secret identity. That said, when she does usually find out about Peter’s heroics and he explains the reason for why he does what he does, she’s probably his most understanding partner when it comes to him having to be flaky and difficult to get ahold of.

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Anon on the other hand wants to be recognized for his lack of financial independence and his schizophrenic episodes where he disappears from his normie job and believes he is half arthropod.

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