Yeah and instead of crying about it like a little bitch, he could've just used his super powers to be a top rated athlete and had women chasing after him. But no, he wears spandex, goes through an emo phase, and white-knights for en entire city. Might as well have called her m'lady.
Not to mention completely ignoring the far superior choice of the girl who dotes after him, is (in my opinion and the opinion of many online at least) hotter than MJ, and is not a complete bitch like the MJ in these movies.
I heard from a friend that you can also take pygeum and lecithin alongside the zinc to add some "oomf" and viscosity (respectfully) to the embiggened load. Supposedly.
This was her crowning career achievement and you couldnt even manage to show up for 1 day? Why even have a gf at this point go date crime in nyc or something
Still great friends though, I mean they were neighbors right?
Most of the takes on this are smoothbrained but in real life, if you had a friend for most of your life next door, that you had a huge crush on all the time, would you not take at least one night out of your busy life to prioritize her crowning career achievement?
100% on peter.
This greentext is from the same stable-genius academy that puts out bangers like "Daniel was the villain in Karate Kid", and "Jim should have been with Katy in the office"
Eh, the greentext is funny cuz it's overkill. The point of that conflict is the that WE know why Peter struggles to make the play, but MJ doesn't. We see Peter going to the play and he couldn't help but be a hero. It's thankless work because of his secret identity and all that. MJ doesn't know any of this which is why the greentext is silly
Yeah it works on the case of spiderman because you have that element of hidden identity and keeping secrets. I think the reason the post resonates with people is less because of spiderman and more because almost every fucking movie has a romance plot where something goes wrong with the guy fucking up (or also very common the girl fucks up, the guy gets mad but the girl gets mad the guy for getting mad) and always ends with the guy having to apologize and make some grand show of love to win her back.
It's such a forced thing that it feels like most of the time its not even justified. Probably where we get the "what do I bring to the table? I am the table" stuff from
I hate this so much, like did OOP even watch the movie? Peter and Mary Jane aren't even in a relationship because he friendzoned her at the end of the first movie, the movie beats you over the head with the fact that Peter continually makes choices that have resulted in their relationship being stained. A huge theme in the Raime movies is that being Spiderman has huge negative effects on Peter's relationships and personal happiness, but apparently OOP was too stupid to pick up on this.
Not only that but Peter has intentionally distanced himself from friends and loved ones for two years. MJ didn’t ask Peter to go to her play, he insisted and said that it would be his #1 priority to go… then he misses it.
The Raimi films were great, but they did irrevocable damage to MJ’s character way before Marvel did with the whole Paul and OMD stuff.
MJ has every right to be upset because Peter hasn’t clued her in on his secret identity. That said, when she does usually find out about Peter’s heroics and he explains the reason for why he does what he does, she’s probably his most understanding partner when it comes to him having to be flaky and difficult to get ahold of.
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Anon is missing the part where MJ doesn’t want all that baggage and wants a normal person. Anon does not realize that truth hurts.
MJ does not want to do mental gymnastics to rationalize Anons trauma and tell herself he does not need therapy.
Anon on the other hand wants to be recognized for his lack of financial independence and his schizophrenic episodes where he disappears from his normie job and believes he is half arthropod.
thatweirdguyted@reddit
Yeah and instead of crying about it like a little bitch, he could've just used his super powers to be a top rated athlete and had women chasing after him. But no, he wears spandex, goes through an emo phase, and white-knights for en entire city. Might as well have called her m'lady.
driku12@reddit
drwicksy@reddit
Not to mention completely ignoring the far superior choice of the girl who dotes after him, is (in my opinion and the opinion of many online at least) hotter than MJ, and is not a complete bitch like the MJ in these movies.
SpezIsAGayMfer@reddit
Be real; she dodged a bullet with Peter.
No_Oddjob@reddit
Wasn't she also low key Black Cat potentially, too, or did I head canon that?
Wardirre@reddit
You probably did head canon that, I don’t remember any personality traits she had that where similar to Black cat
AnusStapler@reddit
Jeez she can smoke a cigarette under the shower with that shnoz.
moragdong@reddit
Hmm why her nose is so big though?
ranger51@reddit
It’s a natural canopy
ModsAreGarbage00@reddit
You can't make this shit up.
Big_Papa_Joe@reddit
The fuck are you talking about? I just did.
RatBong@reddit
What's a fella gotta do to buy you a drink?
RoryBramley@reddit
Ball knowledge
Prancer4rmHalo@reddit
😂😂
Sbotkin@reddit
Do you smoke cigarettes through nose?
PushPullLego@reddit
No, her nose is so big it acts like an umbrella.
AnusStapler@reddit
It acts as an extractor hood.
Heik_@reddit
No, but a big nose could act as a cigarette umbrella
The_Third_Molar@reddit
This is like the most over rated woman on the internet.
TrueGootsBerzook@reddit
Has anyone dropped the ball harder than Peter in this situation?
Reading_username@reddit
AstroBearGaming@reddit
Spins a web, almost gets killed.
He's so based, and they're so pilled.
Look out, it's sweet moid Spiderman.
slaydawgjim@reddit
If you found an incel who zincmaxxed he could probably shoot ropes like Spiderman
H311K1T3@reddit
Yo what's zinc maxxed?
bulborb@reddit
Taking zinc supplements to increase your loads
_jordammit_@reddit
I heard from a friend that you can also take pygeum and lecithin alongside the zinc to add some "oomf" and viscosity (respectfully) to the embiggened load. Supposedly.
destroyerOfTards@reddit
Hmm, alrighty then
destroyerOfTards@reddit
That's a huge word "embiggen"
Supremely_Zesty@reddit
it's not complicated. Eat zinc, shoot rope
yaoikat@reddit
That made me gigglemax, ty
Timekeeper98@reddit
At least respect the hyphen.
pelirodri@reddit
r/RespectTheHyphen
palmerry@reddit
picklejuice82@reddit
Shalom
BigHeadDeadass@reddit
Shalom
seaneihm@reddit
He never had the makings of a varsity athlete
Cerebral_Jones@reddit
I just finished watching the sopranos for the first time now I can’t escape the references.
sloppydoe@reddit
He was gay, Cerebral_Jones?
xanderpua@reddit
M'lady
screamingxbacon@reddit
Lets be real no way he'd be a top anything
Ycr1998@reddit
Dude can lift houses and you don't think he can be a top weightlifter?
screamingxbacon@reddit
Maybe getting topped by weightlifters
jnmtx@reddit
But all his nemesis are definitely tops: Green Goblin, Doc Oc, etc.
TheKingOfTCGames@reddit
Idk everyone else showed up lmao.
This was her crowning career achievement and you couldnt even manage to show up for 1 day? Why even have a gf at this point go date crime in nyc or something
Remarkable_Call3900@reddit
They weren't dating at this point. She was with the astronaut dude, remember?
Reading_username@reddit
Still great friends though, I mean they were neighbors right?
Most of the takes on this are smoothbrained but in real life, if you had a friend for most of your life next door, that you had a huge crush on all the time, would you not take at least one night out of your busy life to prioritize her crowning career achievement?
100% on peter.
This greentext is from the same stable-genius academy that puts out bangers like "Daniel was the villain in Karate Kid", and "Jim should have been with Katy in the office"
WoolooOfWallStreet@reddit
He probably was worried the “one night” he takes off might mean someone else loses their Uncle Ben
But then again, if that is his thinking, he probably shouldn’t have promised to come in the first place
Malvastor@reddit
If I remember right she actually says "Aunt May came to see it". And I'm like 80% sure Aunt May wasn't in love with her.
Remarkable_Call3900@reddit
Eh, the greentext is funny cuz it's overkill. The point of that conflict is the that WE know why Peter struggles to make the play, but MJ doesn't. We see Peter going to the play and he couldn't help but be a hero. It's thankless work because of his secret identity and all that. MJ doesn't know any of this which is why the greentext is silly
TheKingOfTCGames@reddit
I mean thats ok then he made his priorities clear she interpreted it correctly.
Wings4514@reddit
You mean Chad Astrocock?
Remarkable_Call3900@reddit
Yeah, that dude was hot
SyntheticDuckFlavour@reddit
Real and straight.
BlackAxemRanger@reddit
"everyone else showed up" everyone else isn't fucking spider man saving lives
BSNshaggy13@reddit
which is fair but also fair for her to no longer want to depend on peter for personal affairs
BlackAxemRanger@reddit
Yeah it works on the case of spiderman because you have that element of hidden identity and keeping secrets. I think the reason the post resonates with people is less because of spiderman and more because almost every fucking movie has a romance plot where something goes wrong with the guy fucking up (or also very common the girl fucks up, the guy gets mad but the girl gets mad the guy for getting mad) and always ends with the guy having to apologize and make some grand show of love to win her back.
It's such a forced thing that it feels like most of the time its not even justified. Probably where we get the "what do I bring to the table? I am the table" stuff from
theceure@reddit
Everybody disses on Chad while he's just living his best life lifting all the heavy weight and keeping the psycho bitches satisfied.
yumwins@reddit
Truck whooshes by and goblino disappears
dom_bul@reddit
Little Goblin Jr.
bitchnibba47@reddit
cat_pavel@reddit
Peter, I don't want to see that picture for the 666 time
marshberryii@reddit
That's why presence is important
EarthTrash@reddit
Did Peter try to explain any of this? I remember as far as MJ knew peter was just a flake. Communication might have gone a long way.
Gackey@reddit
I hate this so much, like did OOP even watch the movie? Peter and Mary Jane aren't even in a relationship because he friendzoned her at the end of the first movie, the movie beats you over the head with the fact that Peter continually makes choices that have resulted in their relationship being stained. A huge theme in the Raime movies is that being Spiderman has huge negative effects on Peter's relationships and personal happiness, but apparently OOP was too stupid to pick up on this.
bell37@reddit
Not only that but Peter has intentionally distanced himself from friends and loved ones for two years. MJ didn’t ask Peter to go to her play, he insisted and said that it would be his #1 priority to go… then he misses it.
drak0ni@reddit
Remember when Sam Raimi had a tree rape a woman in one of his movies?
porrridge@reddit
which was a huge strain on the trees relationships and personal happiness.
epabafree@reddit
You all are doing this for 20 years
Reading_username@reddit
Yes but.. the rain scene, so it's balanced for the audience.
SpiritualKindness@reddit
Seriously how did that scene get approved? Did something to me as a kid, no complaints tho.
hydroxy@reddit
Did you not see the cookie scene?
Reading_username@reddit
Can't have cookies without milk though
YeehawMagic@reddit (OP)
samzplourde@reddit
Gentlemen, be careful of women who don't love you, but love what you do for them.
Knight1-3@reddit
Average woman moment.
Timekeeper98@reddit
The Raimi films were great, but they did irrevocable damage to MJ’s character way before Marvel did with the whole Paul and OMD stuff.
MJ has every right to be upset because Peter hasn’t clued her in on his secret identity. That said, when she does usually find out about Peter’s heroics and he explains the reason for why he does what he does, she’s probably his most understanding partner when it comes to him having to be flaky and difficult to get ahold of.
OG_Williker@reddit
This is the fifth time this has been posted in two days
wasted-degrees@reddit
Blackpilled Spider-Man
Only_Champion_8895@reddit
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tfc87ja@reddit
So you wouldn't be a fan of hoe math
Only_Champion_8895@reddit
This r/greentext not r/4chan. Aren't a little more sensitive towards women here?
Judah_Earl@reddit
Spider-Man could make money ripping off drug dealers or mafia guys.
Lava39@reddit
Anon is missing the part where MJ doesn’t want all that baggage and wants a normal person. Anon does not realize that truth hurts.
MJ does not want to do mental gymnastics to rationalize Anons trauma and tell herself he does not need therapy.
Anon on the other hand wants to be recognized for his lack of financial independence and his schizophrenic episodes where he disappears from his normie job and believes he is half arthropod.
Tivadars_Crusade_Vet@reddit
Gonna cry?
Wings4514@reddit
Redheads, am I right?
Sec_Chief_Blanchard@reddit
its my turn to post this
-SandorClegane-@reddit
white_equatorial@reddit
Can I watch?
Juiceinmyoven@reddit
Wtf. Mom said it was my turn to post this
3m3Rg3@reddit
Rohen420@reddit
repost subhuman