Chudda shares his wisdom

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Tenko-of-Mori@reddit

absolutely based. the wheel turns and nothing is new beneath the sun. we are all slaves to an invisible unknowable fate, from the lowliest pauper to the mightiest king. all we can do is tend our garden, find our peace and live the best we can.

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marthtater@reddit

It's a lie, we all have great capacity to make this world a better place, but deem structural change too difficult and delude ourselves into Chuddanism.

Instead of acting to build a utopia, we let the grinding wheel of the elites continue to shape our world. I hope you understand this some day, dear Chud.

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Tenko-of-Mori@reddit

Bruh im not going to die for Israel, thanks for trying though I guess lel

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marthtater@reddit

sorry, did I not greentext enough for you?

⠀>be me, a true centrist

⠀>fully understand the world and it's inescapable mechanisms

⠀>the world is equal and fair, and I deserve all the comforts afforded to me

⠀>it's a great system where everyone gets a chance to succeed

⠀>i know this because I am a proud redditor of over 9 years

⠀>i browse only the finest greentexts, and have garnered over 100,000 upvotes to show off my mastery of the world

⠀>i am a connoisseur of only the finest otaku culture... Kasane Teto!

⠀>2ch's greatest gift to us; all my years on /b/ could never provide a greater pleasure than her

⠀>I am aware of the beauty of foreign culture, and the pleasures this world brings me (Kasane in particular)

⠀>clothing labels? No, I don't need to know about the Chinese sweatshops producing my XXL Kasane merch, Japan is the only other country to me!

⠀>my custom, designer Teto treads? Surely not from a Vietnamese child labor camp like those Nike shoes!

⠀>the cobalt mined by child slaves used to build my electronics? Just liberal propaganda!

⠀>and that old computer I grew up browsing 4chan on, long ago thrown out? surely not burned in a Ghanan village for scrap, where the fumes shorten median lifespans to the 30s... If anything, I am helping to put food on their table... they should be grateful to be a pauper in our modern world!

⠀>my life choices have no greater impact, all these products would have been produced and electronics wasted because everyone else is an NPC

⠀>4chan may suck now, but at least reddit is so affirming of free thinkers like me

⠀>and now, a new greentext of someone online sharing my Chuddan views?!

⠀>licks cheeto dust off fingertips

⠀>"absolutely based"

⠀>my 93 upvotes and their dopamine rush confirm I am truly the mightiest king of my realm

⠀>I relax, and turn up the volume a little higher so I don't have to listen to Chad and my mom going at it again

God bless you on your unknowable quest, oldfriend. may it lead you away from your gaming chair once in a while, and lead you to understand the privilege you are not yet aware of :^ )

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MRoad@reddit

Same as it ever was

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Tenko-of-Mori@reddit

THERE IS WATER AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN.

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kilqax@reddit

~~Affect change~~ -> effect change

This is the case where you use E; when you can replace the word with "cause" you say effect.

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Altruistic-Local-541@reddit

he could have meant you cannot influence change, its pace and its direction

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SpezIsAGayMfer@reddit

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Vhsbroken@reddit

Wise chudda

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Dr_Axton@reddit

The point is to love, to love life, to love your fellow man

Okay guys, I found the gay, where is the fake part?

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BOMSwasHERE@reddit

As someone else said in another thread:

Nothing ever happens only if it isn't your country getting bombed. Moreso if your country is the one doing the bombing.

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semaj420@reddit

o, wise chuddha, why does it burn when i pee?

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Asura_ly@reddit

cut it off, it will stop burning child

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ninetailedoctopus@reddit

Young one, thou art a virgin eternal, thus it is a surfeit of the dee of the mountains

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ninetailedoctopus@reddit

Real: Chuddha is wise in the ways in basement dweller philosophy

Gay: Chuddha says love your fellow man

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TraumaPerformer@reddit

It was a psyop all along.

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SuspiciousPine@reddit

I mean, no. There are pretty significant long term changes in the modern world that certainly "happened". The number of democracies in the world is fairly high compared to say, 1700. And it was unheard of before like 500 years ago. Wars for territorial expansion are way less frequent. The number of concurrent armed conflicts in the world is fairly low.

So I don't think "nothing ever happens"

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ICoraxI@reddit

to love your fellow man

Someone post the cat

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TONewbies@reddit

This the kinda shit the powerful tell the poor to make them think that everything is normal and beyond their control so they can keep having their pedo parties and destroy the Earth.

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Sen-oh@reddit

You think after Epstein went into retirement, mossad just threw up their hands and went 'well, guess that's the end of the 4chan/reddit operation'?

There's a reason you see the cat every day

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Absolutemehguy@reddit

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PapierStuka@reddit

Awesome Bioshock reference

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cybertoothe@reddit

Real & gay

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DripRoast@reddit

In defense of the "nothing ever happens" people, it's just a fact that things rarely come to a dramatically satisfying conclusion. Crisis situations tend to fizzle out more often than blow up, the 24h news onslaught buries the old catastrophe with a new hyped up one before the dust has settled, and we're all left wondering if anything had significance to begin with.

The answer is, of course, yes, but it ain't always good dramatic infotainment. I blame the culture of "news entertainment" as much as I do the idiots watching it.

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