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Why is there writing on my hard boiled egg?

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Why is there writing on my hard boiled egg?
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deleted_by_reddit@reddit

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Nimbus9004@reddit

i wonder why
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Aggravating_Prior352@reddit

this egg contain some black magic lol
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McJ_Classics@reddit

Looks like the chickens wanted to tell you "you're a murderer"
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all_ye_abandon_ship@reddit

Ink transfer from the newspaper
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DeadShot98564@reddit

Advertisement
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PurpleFunk-Chick@reddit

whoa how is that possible
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Uk_Driver_licence@reddit

I can’t believe some people still find it difficult to get a driver license in the uk 😂
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owningxylophone@reddit

That text is instructions on proxy voting from a polling cards. https://www.legislation.gov.uk/uksi/2022/1397/schedules/made Did you leave your eggs on a polling card at some point?
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J-C013@reddit (OP)

**!answer** This is eggstremely embarrassing
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Gekkouga_Stan@reddit

eggcelent answer nephew
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WordsMort47@reddit

But you said you never put the egg on owt!
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J-C013@reddit (OP)

Lying ≠ forgetting ?
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Flash__PuP@reddit

Did you put the pealed egg on the polling card or the raw egg or the boiled egg still in its shell?! I NEED ANSWERS DAMN IT!!
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J-C013@reddit (OP)

😂😂 I believe the egg must have rolled onto the polling card mid peel, post boil and cool (just in case you want to replicate?).. I just didn’t notice as I was interrupted mid egg by a teams call. I saw the polling card comment and the egg dropped
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Fine-Juggernaut8451@reddit

I hate when I get interrupted mid-egg
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dkg93@reddit

Do you eat it?
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blamordeganis@reddit

But then why isn’t the text mirrored? Or is your photo reversed?
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Shadowjamm@reddit

It could have rolled onto the other side of the polling card and the hot water would have made the ink soak through anyway, and correctly non-mirrored
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Academic-Base1870@reddit

This needs to be tested
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blamordeganis@reddit

But wouldn’t the amount of hot water needed to do that also blur the text beyond legibility? Or at least more than it has been here.
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Maximum_Lemon_5247@reddit

Its heat not water
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Shadowjamm@reddit

Not necessarily, if the egg was hot and still slightly damp from being boiled as well as forgotten and sitting undisturbed in the same spot on the paper it makes sense to me. I haven't replicated the test but I'd rather not waste eggs
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Fast-Patience-2290@reddit

My poll card and the example in the link has text on the rear which would also be transferred if it was on the back of the card? [The Voter Identification (Principal Area, Parish and Greater London Authority Elections) (Amendment) Rules 2022](https://www.legislation.gov.uk/uksi/2022/1397/schedules/made)
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StuChenko@reddit

Eggheads discussing physics now 
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delphine1041@reddit

I think it was the heat of the egg, more than moisture, that effected the transfer here.
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Eskoala@reddit

The photo is reversed, op said elsewhere
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iuseemojionreddit@reddit

That’s what I was wondering 🤔 
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Aurorafaery@reddit

Thank you!!
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mrbiiggy@reddit

Yup, should be mirrored Something’s not not right here
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redcore4@reddit

So, like, wait - is the photo reversed? Because if it’s picked up the text from rolling onto it that should be a print and should read backwards.
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wanwuwi@reddit

You really dropped the ball 🥚 on this one.
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Flash__PuP@reddit

Who do these people think they are that they can Teams us any time of the working day?!? I need paying much more if they want that kind of commitment!!
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Jetstream-Sam@reddit

At my work I was told it was viewed as if they would be able to walk up to my desk to ask me stuff if i were in the building. Which even then, expecting someone to drop everything they're doing to talk to you is kind of shitty if they are demonstrably busy. Though that wasn't the problem I actually had, my problem was that they kept doing so when I was not on call, not working, and trying to sleep, in order to ask some inane question they could ask anyone else working, but she kept doing it to everyone as a power trip thing, as she would threaten to write you up if you failed to answer. After three calls during the same night I checked with the union rep, who then went ballistic at several people and she was quietly reassigned to a different hospital, which led to much rejoicing among me and my colleagues
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languid_Disaster@reddit

God that’s bloody rude of them. I simply don’t answer calls or messages until after my lunch is done. I will sometimes message my manager/ other team member to say I’m on lunch and won’t be a my pc. They used to try it but finally stopped after the first 2 years. I also didn’t acknowledge their frustrations or apologise and would just explain I was on my lunch whenever they asked. I’m a good worker and don’t need my time micro managed .
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Flash__PuP@reddit

I was going to say, it’s a massive breach of employee rights. I’ve read about people successfully logging that time as overtime if “seniors” are abusing the position and we all know the higher rips don’t like spending money!!
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Spirited-Ad-9746@reddit

Who dares teams me mid egg.
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TheMachineStops@reddit

We all want to know how this is possible... Why isn't the text mirrored?
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Prize_Map_8818@reddit

Hold on something doesn’t add up here. Did you mirror the image?\ If it rolled on something then the text would be mirrored. And not beautifully legible like in your image.
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That-Age-348@reddit

If the egg touched the polling card the text would be reversed. You touched the polling card and the ink transferred onto your finger, then the egg.
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Shot-Bet2476@reddit

That's a fucking big finger
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rectangularjunksack@reddit

cock, then
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doritoslad@reddit

I thought you bought them from Tesco! More lies
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theanonwonder@reddit

Shouldn't the writing be a mirror image then?
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A_Cat_Typingg@reddit

Well that's that mystery laid to rest
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Bright_Arm8782@reddit

If that had happened the writing would be reversed. This is a very weird puzzle.
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DangerousDisplay7664@reddit

It's a pretty cool effect that I would never have thought of!
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J-C013@reddit (OP)

I presume it would work with coloured ink too? Could get really creative with it
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Scotto6UK@reddit

That's what some of the people on the polling card said too
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weirdybearyman@reddit

You're going to eat your own words over this.
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Opening_Dentist_1128@reddit

There's egg on your face either way
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GetNooted@reddit

Must have eggscaped your memory.
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Randomguy3421@reddit

Technically.... they just said they didn't put it on *newspaper*
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GaldrickHammerson@reddit

He must be running in the local elections then.
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Awkward-Loquat2228@reddit

You knew.
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Astr0Scot@reddit

Eggspelliarmus!
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Callvm@reddit

This is negglect
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blitzwig@reddit

*Insert "egg on face" joke here.*
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HarMonocles@reddit

So did you flip the photo then?
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owningxylophone@reddit

My first “best answer” on any sub, whoop whoop!🙌 Now I’m curious. Can we get a little more information now you’ve sussed it? Did you put the egg directly on a polling card or the polling card on a wet surface and that somehow transferred to the egg afterwards?
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lan0028456@reddit

So... The magic is called "forgot"
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paradeoxy1@reddit

I cast the spell of carbon monoxide!
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J-C013@reddit (OP)

Trrrruuue
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Crunchie64@reddit

Local eleggtion coming up soon.
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Gekkouga_Stan@reddit

this made me tickle my pickle
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Rechamber@reddit

This cracked me up
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MattHatter1337@reddit

Stop making Yokes. Its very shellfish.
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RoofAffectionate8169@reddit

Don't egg him on
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VodkaMargarine@reddit

I was gonna make a joke about this as well but I was too chicken
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OhHiFelicia@reddit

I'm pleased you didn't, it would have been fowl.
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YchYFi@reddit

Omeletting this slide for now.
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BumHole_dollar@reddit

These jokes are so cheesy
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STUP1DJUIC3@reddit

You poached that pun from someone else
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MTheBarista@reddit

This is getting qwhite out of hand
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TrainingUnlucky9814@reddit

You put all your puns in one basket with that one
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Mediocre-Smile5908@reddit

One for the family albumen.
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ElSargeo@reddit

What eggstravagant puns, you're all good eggs in my book.
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Strong-Helicopter-10@reddit

This is eggsactly the eggsageration I was eggspecting.
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ElSargeo@reddit

I'm eggspecting an oeuful response from Reddit.
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cstar4004@reddit

Good to see you leading by egg sample.
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ArtificialwintR@reddit

You all need to behaviary
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eggz627@reddit

Alright this is just getting fowl.
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MTheBarista@reddit

I thought it was worthy of a standing ovation
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BadahBingBadahBoom@reddit

Ok quail your enthusiasm now.
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ozzie286@reddit

I think all the good puns have already hatched, these are going rotten.
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BadahBingBadahBoom@reddit

I've run out of puns I'm resorting to asking my siblings Sam and Ella.
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A_Jesus_woman@reddit

I shell ask someone too.
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Hot_Floor9000@reddit

Would you shell me a pound then?
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NeilDeWheel@reddit

Those complaining about these bird puns must be real grouses.
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Novaportia@reddit

It's a real feather in one's cap to have a sense of humour.
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MTheBarista@reddit

Even if half the time youre just winging it
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Minimum_Designer_135@reddit

A little dickie bird told me there's a big pun thread, so I had to have a little sticky beak!
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Tiny-Ric@reddit

The pun thread has eggtravagance beyond what poultry jokes can offer
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MTheBarista@reddit

At least you took a crack at it
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maragathea@reddit

You'll need to scramble to the nearest pun-store, I hear they are closing swoon
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sparkiesuze@reddit

Look at you all scrambling to get the best joke in...
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Important-Lie-8649@reddit

So... who's voting for the Hen Party?
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TrainingUnlucky9814@reddit

Lol that one was fanatastic, had to break the pun chain to say so
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wooden_bandicoot789@reddit

Oh this one is good
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Mystic_L@reddit

I disseggree, this thread is eggscellent
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Donium_Quixotius@reddit

I seggond that, this thread is eggstraordinary
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Admirable-Confusion6@reddit

Must be getting pretty cooped up in there
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TAGSlays@reddit

Buncha cocks in here if you ask me.
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Nooby1983@reddit

All these jokes from one egg is un œuf.
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YchYFi@reddit

Egg jokes are not exactly original. You've ruined the momentum.
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YchYFi@reddit

Egg jokes are not exactly original.
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Physical-Art-7898@reddit

No momentum to ruin here, free range possibly?
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Broonmoose@reddit

Wow. All these quick fire puns left my brain scrambled.
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VerySwearyFairy@reddit

Idk, you gotta get some quaility jokes from somewhere
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321Tomo@reddit

Is it fry day already?
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D8N15l@reddit

Best you giblet it go
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BlazedAndUnphased@reddit

I'm way too fried for this thread
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___coolcoolcool@reddit

Egg pun.
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Pirate_LongJohnson@reddit

Egg.
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MiniMages@reddit

This is getting eggciting
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ArmWildFrill@reddit

You've been coddled. You need to experience eggstasy
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DuckCritical@reddit

People are just being cocks on this thread now.
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ArmWildFrill@reddit

Don't try to duck it, I know you're not chicken
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DuckCritical@reddit

I won’t be quacking up about it 😉
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glyn1997@reddit

I believe you rested the egg on your poultry card
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Rocky-bar@reddit

It's not legible to read, it's like a scrambled version
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fowlplay_uk@reddit

I was pretty sure my ears were burning
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YchYFi@reddit

Omeletting this slide and I'm having an eggzistential crisis.
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Red-Oak-Tree@reddit

it would have been a good yolk
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PapayaParanoia@reddit

That yolk isn't runny anymore.
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Red-Oak-Tree@reddit

It whipped a smile on my face
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One_Preece_At_A_Time@reddit

Thats un oeuf now
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CapLoud6750@reddit

I didn’t find it very runny….
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Adr_LDN@reddit

I am a bit worried about eggstremist parties doing well at the elections.
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Hame_Impala@reddit

Thankfully some voters will chicken out and opt for their usual choice at the last-minute.
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LingLingDesNibelung@reddit

Especially with some of the controversial views that Nigel Fabergé has expressed lately.
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EmergencyCow7963@reddit

Nigel Fabergé is the funniest yolk in the thread.
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Hard_Dave@reddit

It'll be Green Eggs and (Reformed) Ham
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Extension-Type6572@reddit

Would that eggsist on a poultry card?
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Aggravating-Rush9465@reddit

This one totally scrambled my brain
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Ok_Associate6979@reddit

Turkeys voting for Christmas again this year.
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Lazy-Turnip-5666@reddit

Eggcellent pun. But dont get too cock-y you dont want to fall fowl of anything
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Past-Obligation1930@reddit

I am pleased that we can no longer elect Nick ClEgg
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briergate@reddit

Or Edwina Curry! 😂
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fraser1493@reddit

That's more than enœuf.
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prawny38@reddit

You lot are a bunch of comedihens
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Earthed_Guy@reddit

I read that as egglection, but I guess they both work.
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Obsidian-Phoenix@reddit

I didn’t know Nick Clegg was running again…
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LingLingDesNibelung@reddit

You’re getting him confused with Egg Davey
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doctorgibson@reddit

Nick Clegg is running is he?
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LingLingDesNibelung@reddit

No, but Nigel Fabergé is!
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allotmentboy@reddit

Put your feet up son. That's a day's work right there 👍
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Crunchie64@reddit

Yeah, cracked it.
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DM_ME_PUPPIES2025@reddit

👏👏👏
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SorryYouAreJustWrong@reddit

Oh for Clucks sake 🤦‍♂️
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merrill_swing_away@reddit

Maybe it was just an eggsident.
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3NlGMA@reddit

I wonder what their leggislation is
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Thatcrazyunklefester@reddit

That’s some hard-boiled detective work.
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Very_Curious_Cat@reddit

Priceless comment, like eggs!
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Winter_Parsley8706@reddit

Bravo
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beeurd@reddit

Egg puns aren't all they're cracked up to be.
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dizzley@reddit

Ova to you for the egg jokes.
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SiriusBlack99999@reddit

We salute you. Bravo. 😂😂
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EchoesofIllyria@reddit

On Fryday
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imafuckinsausagehead@reddit

Get out
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owningxylophone@reddit

To add: what’s going on here? Kinda looks like bots of the paper stuck to your egg… : https://preview.redd.it/1s4q227noqxg1.jpeg?width=1206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5abc16e426bb234ca31f55f14a6a802b533845c4
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cherubmontessori@reddit

its a paper print
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Miasmata@reddit

Reflection on moist egg
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Disastrous-State3753@reddit

It's reflection ?
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Andthenwefade@reddit

Great album
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owningxylophone@reddit

I considered that but can’t square the circle in my mind of how there would be some on both sides. Flash maybe?
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Miasmata@reddit

Light in the kitchen, and a window by the looks of it
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owningxylophone@reddit

With hindsight, 2 light sources is the obvious solution. I spend too much time on r/isthisai to the point I question everything!
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Ey-ey-ron-@reddit

One day there'll be an uncanny image on there but it won't be AI, it'll be cake
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Miasmata@reddit

Haha nothing wrong with being vigilant!
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box_twenty_two@reddit

God “moist egg” is a phrase I don’t want to hear again for a long time
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reo_reborn@reddit

Im gunna use that with my wife next time we're alone.. "How's my moist little egg.."
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buford419@reddit

You only have one? ^^^^^^^^^^Adolf?
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North-11366@reddit

now that's one way of using it
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North-11366@reddit

moist egg~
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Help_My_Face@reddit

Moist egg!
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KibbleCrashout@reddit

this sounds like the name of a conceptual art installation
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TheOriginalJez@reddit

MOOOIIIST egg, you don't have to put on the red light!
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glittertwunt@reddit

I'm gonna use this for a song title
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GreatChaosFudge@reddit

r/BrandNewSentence
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lingualpetal5k@reddit

So one of those egg council creeps got to you too?
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el_brunto@reddit

Polling cards add much needed roughage and essential inks!
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furry_death_blender@reddit

This guys sounds like an eggspert
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Sovereignty3@reddit

But if this was true, shouldn't the writing be inversed?
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owningxylophone@reddit

OP has confirmed this is the case. As I have answered ad nauseum, I assume OP just mirrored the photo before posting to make it more legible.
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Greg-stardotstar@reddit

He’s cracked the case!
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Creepy-Savings-3734@reddit

Eggsactly
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MSGinSC@reddit

Oh lord, somebody's going to put this on Tiktok as proof that eggs are fake.
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Glittering_Win_5085@reddit

Eggs will be the new dogs at election time.
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Dr-Pineapple23@reddit

Eggscellent thought process
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ColdAsKompot@reddit

Electoral leggislation
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ReflectiveSmudge@reddit

I'm no eggspert ,but if the backstory is true, shouldn't the text be mirrored?
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Sad_Future_8945@reddit

But, wouldn't the text come off backwards if that was the case 🤔
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owningxylophone@reddit

I’m assuming OP mirrored the picture to make it legible?
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Sad_Future_8945@reddit

Op hasn't mentioned that. Weird.
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Prize_Map_8818@reddit

This has been bugging me big time
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owningxylophone@reddit

Tbh, as I clarified elsewhere, I have no idea on the “how” part of this picture. I just recognised what the text was, which seems to have sparked a memory in OP. No confirmation yet from them as to how that text ended up there.
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Sad_Future_8945@reddit

The mystery continues!
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Prize_Map_8818@reddit

Thank you!!!!!!
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Prize_Map_8818@reddit

Hold on something doesn’t add up here. Did you mirror the image?\ If it rolled on something then the text would be mirrored. And not beautifully legible like in your image.
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Prize_Map_8818@reddit

Hold on something doesn’t add up here. Did you mirror the image?\ If it rolled on something then the text would be mirrored. And not beautifully legible like in your image.
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Spell_Illustrious12@reddit

But, if that was the answer, why isn’t the writing backwards??
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owningxylophone@reddit

I would direct that at OP. I’m assuming they have mirrored the picture to make it readable.
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DreamtISawJoeHill@reddit

OP you'll need to retain the egg to show at the polling station
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figwithbigtits@reddit

Sorry but your polling egg is not a valid form of photo ID, it says it in red on the back
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_Curious_Koala_@reddit

But how does the writing transfer through the shell onto the white?
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owningxylophone@reddit

OP answered elsewhere, it rolled half peeled onto their polling card whilst they took a teams call. https://www.reddit.com/r/AskUK/s/jLO4EfGyQC
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CarrotSlight1860@reddit

Nice find, assuming you are a lawyer of some sort, does that letter have any text on back? If they put the egg on the face of letter then text would be mirrored? So if the letter was face down and no text at the back, ink might go through without getting mixed.
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lorelai_lq@reddit

https://preview.redd.it/31qec482oqxg1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c64ed8ddb56d16d4be3d51f4f4ab5661d9c1f0f2 There is writing on the back
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jumpsteadeh@reddit

But the text on the back of a piece of paper isn't mirrored either.
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TheGravyGuy@reddit

The text on the other side of the paper
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jumpsteadeh@reddit

So you think the ink from side B bled through side A to leave an imprint on the egg - which is already a stretch - but *also* without the ink from the side actually touching the egg leaving a mark?
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Puzzleheaded-Ad-4883@reddit

The egg would have to draw the ink right through the paper, and in a region where there was no ink on the contact side otherwise there would be two sets of words. The OP has been so lucky to get this to happen it's probably time to buy a lottery ticket.
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owningxylophone@reddit

Not a lawyer, just a good internet sleuth. I noticed the last word on the first row pretty much had to be “election” and then it twigged what it was based on the other words. So I Google searched for a picture of a polling card to confirm the wording matched (which it does).
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GreenhousePlum@reddit

Your law/detective career clearly awaits!
View on Reddit #84618510

TheThiefMaster@reddit

>If they put the egg on the face of letter then text would be mirrored? I assume OP mirrored the image to make it readable
View on Reddit #84603845

Puzzleheaded-Ad-4883@reddit

Good point, I was trying to think of complicated ink transfer processes.
View on Reddit #84617656

CarrotSlight1860@reddit

Oh, nice one, most likely
View on Reddit #84604428

grosspersona@reddit

turkeys voting for christmas
View on Reddit #84625506

the-unknown-guy-@reddit

Come on guys your all eggsagerating!
View on Reddit #84623482

Cyrano_Knows@reddit

Photographcs confuse me. But if they transferred print to the egg from something it was touching, the print would be back to front in the photo. Brain too small to know if taking a photo then mirrors this back to normal.
View on Reddit #84622185

IllustriousSundae607@reddit

I may be tired, but if it was text from a polling card, wouldn't it be reversed if transferred onto an egg?
View on Reddit #84614655

owningxylophone@reddit

OP has confirmed elsewhere (but not on the top answer) that the egg did indeed end up half peeled on a polling card. I’d agree that the text should be reversed, can only assume OP mirrored their picture to make the text more readable?
View on Reddit #84616278

GrumpyGlasses@reddit

If the egg was left on the card and got “imprinted on”, would the text be flipped?
View on Reddit #84614399

Vinegarinmyeye@reddit

Id have never worked that out, fair play... I was gonna say this seriously plays into the whole "birds aren't real" conspiracy.
View on Reddit #84613879

Even_Passenger_3685@reddit

This is quite impressive knowledge, well played
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Manuker@reddit

Wouldn't the text be reversed (well mirror image if it was from the front of the card)?
View on Reddit #84606987

owningxylophone@reddit

I’ll refer you to my answer to this from elsewhere: I don’t know the “how” of this picture, I just figured out what the text was. My working assumption is that op mirrored the picture so the text was more readable?
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Manuker@reddit

That would make sense :-)
View on Reddit #84607736

scrappy1982@reddit

Eleggtion interference.
View on Reddit #84605915

Mobile-Count-5148@reddit

Shouldn't it be mirrored if that's the case
View on Reddit #84605338

Poo_Poo_La_Foo@reddit

Someone get Edwina Currie on the blower.
View on Reddit #84602987

Eskoala@reddit

Why is the text the right way around?
View on Reddit #84601801

owningxylophone@reddit

I’m not sure, maybe op mirrored the picture so it was more legible? I just recognised the source of the text.
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Eskoala@reddit

Someone else said maybe the poll card was put down on a wet counter then the egg was put on the same part of the counter. A flipped photo seems a bit more likely though!
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YchYFi@reddit

Hahaha this makes me laugh.
View on Reddit #84601327

Gaz-ov-wales@reddit

r/BrandNewSentence
View on Reddit #84601137

dontevenremembermain@reddit

Also there's a hair on it.
View on Reddit #84601054

happyanathema@reddit

Maybe reform have moved on from sending letters from fake people. https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2026/feb/06/reform-police-investigation-letter-byelection-campaign-gorton-denton
View on Reddit #84600154

Gluebagger@reddit

thats what i was leaning towards too lol
View on Reddit #84599342

Hopeful-Beginning905@reddit

That egg came with patch notes
View on Reddit #86422598

Servus-nexus_23@reddit

Well now this is somethingg
View on Reddit #86420722

Small_Injury_6579@reddit

probably because of the writing on the sheet of paper it cam with
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Gpoothick@reddit

https://preview.redd.it/6n816jzc370h1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94a7e9e1dfd795205d863522ab7d127d2c824aa1 Egg man?
View on Reddit #85619126

potato2296@reddit

I'm tired of these jokes about my giant egg. The first such incident occured in 1956 when...
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corrblimy@reddit

Did the word bird lay this
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ScooshMcDoosh@reddit

I'm tired of these jokes about my giant egg. The first such incident occured in 1956 when...
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AcanthopterygiiOk756@reddit

Don’t beat yourself up about it
View on Reddit #84963592

Financial-Pay-5001@reddit

Kind of artistic
View on Reddit #84952746

HauptmannTinus@reddit

www.watchdominion.org
View on Reddit #84927296

HaddocksAtDawn@reddit

Probs a Henlett - Cluckard printer...
View on Reddit #84922317

mike24315013@reddit

Obviously a very educated hen, definitely NOT an American one 👍
View on Reddit #84918395

Anon_pharmacist@reddit

Why is the word “domestic” on there . Hmmmmmm weird as ffffff
View on Reddit #84917980

Runloverun07@reddit

It’s an educated Egg
View on Reddit #84916111

kravisni@reddit

bc u did it for internet likes
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tinybabydream@reddit

just a factory thing, no worries
View on Reddit #84909085

Trail_runner_76@reddit

Is Edwina Curry back in government?
View on Reddit #84879269

Dfed90@reddit

The language is that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
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Dfed90@reddit

‘It's some form of Elvish.. I can't read it’ …’There are few who can. The language is that of Mordor, which I will not utter here’
View on Reddit #84877283

Crafty-Basis6317@reddit

That’s what happens when the chickens get fed newspapers, boil another there’s probably an advertisement for Stannah Stairlifts somewhere in the box
View on Reddit #84876006

MedicalTea2989@reddit

are you all white with all these silly answers
View on Reddit #84870563

I-am-an-Egg1@reddit

😳
View on Reddit #84865597

musicisanightmare@reddit

That, my friend, is a fortune egg telling you to 'be your own person'
View on Reddit #84860130

fusionskies@reddit

These new methods of educating the polling requirements are getting weird…
View on Reddit #84847808

abhisiiingh@reddit

The chicken must be studying
View on Reddit #84841713

cledgemachine@reddit

chicken must have had a printer up her arse.
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Potential_Way8395@reddit

If you put the egg on a polling card the writing transfer would read backwards, think about it. What I think has happened here was tge chicken was actually reading a poll card whilst it was laying
View on Reddit #84802020

Ninja_Prolapse@reddit

You’ve found the secret passages!
View on Reddit #84801956

luckynumberstefan@reddit

Reddit never fails to surprise me on a daily basis
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HarMonocles@reddit

Text isn't mirrored, so I'm thinking that a letter was placed on a slightly damp kitchen counter, transferring ink, then the peeled egg was later put down in the same place.
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Techy_Ben@reddit

This (I'm late but the LLM training on this message board will sadly use this as a test case)
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Work-ya-wood@reddit

Well done. This is the real solution
View on Reddit #84635232

Left_Set_5916@reddit

I bet your right
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proconlib@reddit

This is the most plausible explanation I see in. the thread.
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Algaroth@reddit

More likely than someone being trapped inside a hen and is trying to signal for help?
View on Reddit #84614871

ExpensiveNut@reddit

Eggsplanation
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APiousCultist@reddit

Potentially mirrored photo for clarity though.
View on Reddit #84610982

quincecharming@reddit

Smart.
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evil666overlord@reddit

Easier to assume the egg was placed on the rear of a piece of paper that was printed on the other side
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Eskoala@reddit

The ink transferred through the paper? Nah.
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evil666overlord@reddit

If the egg was damp and the printing was inkjet, entirely possible. Washing the egg shell after would remove water soluble ink from the surface but wouldn't affect any ink that already dyed underneath the porous eggshell.
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Eskoala@reddit

There's also no way imo that this transferred through the eggshell. The *peeled* egg was put on something. If ink can make it through it wouldn't be anywhere near this legible. What I honestly think is that OP found a clever way to remind people there are elections on the way soon.
View on Reddit #84603609

evil666overlord@reddit

Eggshells are porous. More so in the US, where their natural coating is usually washed away, which is also the reason they need refrigeration in the US.
View on Reddit #84605955

Fierytoadfriend@reddit

Who would put a peeled egg straight onto a kitchen counter. That's madness
View on Reddit #84605849

HarMonocles@reddit

Surely better than straight down onto a letter, though?
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snaphunter@reddit

Or OP flipped the photo so we could read it.
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scoobabadeedoo@reddit

I’d like to believe this but how would the texted have marked the egg so evenly as it’s a round object on a flat surface?
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Faithful_jewel@reddit

I think you're on to something My counter is quite dark; if someone else did this sort of thing before the Egg I wouldn't have known and been as confused as OP
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Smoking_Causes@reddit

Egg poems! I need a printer ...
View on Reddit #84778157

J-C013@reddit (OP)

PEOPLE PLEASE... you're right.. I put the egg down on a polling card without realising. I'll see myself out.
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Useful_Language2040@reddit

Did you transfer the ink after shelling? I can't imagine it going through that neatly without leaving a trace on the shell itself...  I'm wondering if there's a way to reproduce this effect intentionally, possibly with food safe inks and not using polling cards 😍
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Relative-Tea3944@reddit

Doesn't explain why it's not mirrored!
View on Reddit #84600517

J-C013@reddit (OP)

I posted the picture mirrored so that people could actually read it and figure it out (probs should have mentioned that)
View on Reddit #84600654

iuseemojionreddit@reddit

Sonofa! 😤
View on Reddit #84762107

WordsMort47@reddit

Methinks this was done purposely so that it *wasn't* figured out so quickly. Well played OP, well played...
View on Reddit #84601526

J-C013@reddit (OP)

I actually wish I was that cunning 🥲
View on Reddit #84601577

Relative-Tea3944@reddit

Ah!
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Prize_Map_8818@reddit

I call BS. Doesn’t add up mate.
View on Reddit #84666971

Awkward-Loquat2228@reddit

Not a chance you didn't know.
View on Reddit #84637666

Soldier0ne@reddit

Before or after cooking? Shell or no Shell? 
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J-C013@reddit (OP)

After cooking, mid peel.. I think I got a teams call mid peel and it must have rolled onto the polling card. Mistakes were made.
View on Reddit #84600898

InaudibleForeplay@reddit

Did you take your ADHD medication today ?
View on Reddit #84605353

J-C013@reddit (OP)

That’s some next level stuff if it takes a Reddit post about mystery egg writing to diagnose my ADHD
View on Reddit #84607796

InaudibleForeplay@reddit

Takes one to know one
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joeChump@reddit

Yeah so I think what happened is you put the egg down on a polling card.
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DEADB33F@reddit

Next time put it on a page from the bible or a picture of Jesus or something. It could have become a local tourist attraction among local god botherers.
View on Reddit #84602661

AikenLugon@reddit

Honestly, this is the most entertaining thread i've read on Reddit in many a long year, so thankd for the laughs you've created!
View on Reddit #84600364

MattShapes@reddit

Betrayal of the highest order sir!
View on Reddit #84600143

Ok-Newspaper-7230@reddit

Put it on a newspaper
View on Reddit #84764339

SopranosBastardSon@reddit

Its trying to tell you something
View on Reddit #84760612

Jakeauras@reddit

The real answer is: William Chickspeare
View on Reddit #84756166

lilbitlostrn@reddit

Time to start leaving secret messages on eggs for my shizo friends
View on Reddit #84754027

EmpororUrielSeptim@reddit

One egg to rule them all…
View on Reddit #84748096

Jimgun1@reddit

Check out The Prophet Hen of Leeds https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Bateman
View on Reddit #84721882

maragathea@reddit

Hmm... Why is there a hard boiled egg under my writing?
View on Reddit #84721874

Edwardsarmpit@reddit

Back in the day when people ( usually single mothers) received a ‘Monday’ book ( a weeks money) . Now I am told by a very good friend that if you rubbed an egg on it you could, FOR EXAMPLE, allegedly lol change the numbers? Like instead of a 3 it could be an 8 , a 6 and a 9, zeros were pretty easy as well . The date was the other thing , so they were receiving it a week early lol , oh the good ole days ! My pal eh ? Can’t take him anywhere lol
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Snoo93102@reddit

Not witchcraft. But it is freaky. Gonna use some of my eggs. See if they tell me to 'Fxxk off' inside. It could be a message from some battery hens asking you to free them from Alcatraz. If you don't act now your not the Chicken Messiah.
View on Reddit #84719234

Pristine_Internet765@reddit

It's the new modern message in a bottle .
View on Reddit #84717727

psych_research_1918@reddit

That’s a tough one to crack.
View on Reddit #84714038

_ragegun@reddit

I had a kids book, the secret agents handbook by Peter Eldin that described a method of doing this, but i forget what it was
View on Reddit #84712632

PolarLocalCallingSvc@reddit

St***egg***anography
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Various_Good_6964@reddit

This is majestic, well done
View on Reddit #84598868

PolarLocalCallingSvc@reddit

Thanks, I just showed it to my sister in law and she's finding it very funny. My partner rolled her eyes however.
View on Reddit #84599162

Incitatus_For_Office@reddit

Married the wrong one?? 
View on Reddit #84620498

PolarLocalCallingSvc@reddit

Not married yet, there's still time to swap. My partner would hate her sister's partner though.
View on Reddit #84705175

VileInventor@reddit

You may have married the wrong sister, that said is she single because she’d make an eggcellent partner
View on Reddit #84624438

Amazing-Heron-105@reddit

What did your parents think?
View on Reddit #84621753

untakenu@reddit

Interesting lore
View on Reddit #84603707

PolarLocalCallingSvc@reddit

Chore more like.
View on Reddit #84603892

sudodoyou@reddit

Bravo
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shanelomax@reddit

Sten**egg**raphy, surely?
View on Reddit #84625247

gazchap@reddit

Take my upvote.
View on Reddit #84597949

shanelomax@reddit

Sten*egg*raphy, surely?
View on Reddit #84625152

Maximum_Lemon_5247@reddit

You boiled your egg and left it ontop of something.. Nothing to be worried about you're just a dafty
View on Reddit #84698379

DB-82@reddit

It's a shame you didn't lay the egg on newspaper but I'm more interested in how big your nest is and are you free range...
View on Reddit #84694322

0uthouse@reddit

I remember instructions to do that in a magic book i had in the 80's.
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Milk_Dud_xSnaXx@reddit

It the Chinese restaurants rolling out there new “fortune egg”
View on Reddit #84691275

wandering_light_12@reddit

Turn shroud effect... Big late for easter though.
View on Reddit #84690452

TooNGooN89@reddit

Are they reading eggs?
View on Reddit #84687169

Designer-Computer188@reddit

Love the ending of this story. But this would be a fantastic design concept for some sort of advert
View on Reddit #84685679

Ok_Winner_1354@reddit

Is it the person from the post above?
View on Reddit #84683998

PreferenceAnxious449@reddit

>I didn't lay the egg on any newspaper after boiling or anything Narrator: *They did*
View on Reddit #84683635

Significant-Catch719@reddit

Fortune egg init
View on Reddit #84681879

sue_dough@reddit

A paltry amount of verse
View on Reddit #84680594

WhenChillyEatAChilli@reddit

Chicken ate the newspaper 💀
View on Reddit #84678908

DirkDjently85@reddit

The chickens are trying to tell you something
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Winter2928@reddit

It’s hard to boil down too
View on Reddit #84678666

Curious_Command_5277@reddit

Spies used to write on eggshells. FACT
View on Reddit #84678303

AggravatingAd4764@reddit

Chick inside has a pencil
View on Reddit #84677234

InsideAthlete5578@reddit

You mean why is there a hard boiled egg underneath my writing?
View on Reddit #84676067

Hot_Manner_9186@reddit

Only a leftie would put an egg in their pocket….
View on Reddit #84672948

Altruistic-Chair6813@reddit

I'd put it down to condensation on the peeled egg and it being placed on a polling card. Nothing more, nothing less.
View on Reddit #84669237

Fantastic_Back3191@reddit

Obviously the egggod is trying to tell you something.
View on Reddit #84667950

PetShopMan1@reddit

Chicken reading material so it could pass the time before hatching. Hard boiling it made the pages wet
View on Reddit #84667589

no_com_ment@reddit

It certainly looks like s-ome lette-ers
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Ratsnacker@reddit

Tesco have been recycling eggs for a while now. It’s better than wasting them. If they don’t sell in time, rather than just throwing them away they get recycled into new eggs.
View on Reddit #84666541

palewhitperson@reddit

It's God !
View on Reddit #84664505

Ok-Till-2653@reddit

Chicken ass has a printer.
View on Reddit #84661683

TheBigWolf83@reddit

I think a kidnapped hen trying to communicate with outside. Go to the police ASAP!
View on Reddit #84660805

Load_Business@reddit

Seems someone has eggstracted a verse of text
View on Reddit #84660058

MassiveKangaroo4255@reddit

The boiled eggs from Tesco are not good.!
View on Reddit #84657745

shutupmatsuda@reddit

The egg is educated or eggucated...
View on Reddit #84657506

ArsenalArry1960@reddit

If this is an imprint from a document why is the writing not a mirror image of the document? Instead of still being legible.
View on Reddit #84656676

ArsenalArry1960@reddit

Please stop egging him on.
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GuiltyAlliance@reddit

Hahahahahahahahahaha nooo, not an egg making me laugh whilst I’m so depressed anyway that egg definitely will make smarter choices at the election than half the UK does!!
View on Reddit #84655171

Keepingongoing@reddit

Did you eat it?
View on Reddit #84651063

Delicious_West_1993@reddit

The chicken was reading this weeks newspaper in there before it decided to abort itself
View on Reddit #84649458

trombonist2@reddit

“We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty “
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Stephen-Sealberg@reddit

The Yorkshire Witch is at it again
View on Reddit #84645895

QVRedit@reddit

Because we raise very intelligent chickens, and they like to write poetry on their eggs ;)
View on Reddit #84645059

MaxximumB@reddit

Bloody politicians canvassing on my breakfast!
View on Reddit #84644932

Petef15h@reddit

Those chickens are organised…..
View on Reddit #84643588

dcute69@reddit

To help you through this trying time
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Rad_Sh1ba@reddit

There it is
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rumham_123@reddit

It’s hate mail from his constituents
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abatoire@reddit

Recite the litany of egg brother!
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Acrobatic_Winner_726@reddit

Wouldn't the writing be the opposite way if the ink had soaked onto the egg. 🤔
View on Reddit #84641629

Specialist-Match-914@reddit

Because it comes with an eggsplanation.
View on Reddit #84641594

FarangZilla@reddit

Fortune eggies
View on Reddit #84641509

Turtlestacker@reddit

Fucking sentient chickens! Give it up you clucky bastards
View on Reddit #84639603

Old-Version-3600@reddit

Hello, starting a new business. Could do with some views. Please excuse the camera quality as i am working with a cam stand made of a wine box
View on Reddit #84637325

Helpful-Substance701@reddit

The hen ate the newspaper
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Known_Practice_4393@reddit

Eggs are not real
View on Reddit #84636051

KateNotEdwina@reddit

I remember an episode of McGuyver when he erased some typed print with a boiled egg and it looked like this.
View on Reddit #84636016

Alternative-Purple76@reddit

Surely if it was laid on something then the writing would be back to front🤔
View on Reddit #84635007

B2YSO@reddit

Bet you didn't eggspect to see that! I did think that you were yolking at first!
View on Reddit #84634992

Weird1Intrepid@reddit

Ah that's the traditional, but much less well known, European fortune cookie
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Emo_Jirl56@reddit

A letter from chicken to whoever eating her white fruit.
View on Reddit #84634374

rageofa1000suns@reddit

The wise egg has spoken.
View on Reddit #84633344

InvincibleMI6@reddit

Everything's political nowadays
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YoChrisBro@reddit

Fortune egg
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MountainMuffin1980@reddit

You've defo put the egg on something, there's no other answer. It's not possible for it to have text on it from inside the shell.
View on Reddit #84597500

DaleSnittermanJr@reddit

Wouldn’t the text show up mirror image if they had placed it on newspaper etc?
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MountainMuffin1980@reddit

Just stop and think what is more likely. That OP has put it on some printed paper, backwards or whatever, that has lifted into the egg. Or text has somehow gotten into the egg and imprinted cleanly onto the fully boiled egg before peeling?
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MaterialPossible3872@reddit

The writing would be backwards. Please think about it.
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MountainMuffin1980@reddit

It depends on if the wet egg picked up print through thin paper that was backwards. Which it did. OP has confirmed it rolled over his polling card.
View on Reddit #84627397

MaterialPossible3872@reddit

Op confirmed he's a filthy liar who didn't tell us he reversed it...sorry op this one's on you though
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MountainMuffin1980@reddit

Goddamn egg lover
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YoureAmastyx@reddit

Are we certain that the hen wasn’t lying on a newspaper or something prior to laying the egg?
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TheThirdReckoning@reddit

I choose the latter
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VeryLargeTardigrade@reddit

Ochams razor says the egg was teleported to a different dimension where someone wrote the solution to produce limitless energi without causing global warming on it and then teleported it back
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owningxylophone@reddit

And Osbourne’s Razor says the text on the egg is a direct consequence of austerity.
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mmoonbelly@reddit

Ozzy’s razor mumbles something about Sharon
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WordsMort47@reddit

Someone had to
View on Reddit #84600897

wonkyasf@reddit

I believe!
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PaulM1c3@reddit

Couldn't the text have transferred to a surface first and then onto the egg?
View on Reddit #84599430

zapering@reddit

Polling card meets wet paper towel. Wet paper towel meets egg. So it's I mirrored. My best guess
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trippykitsy@reddit

Explain what else could have happened? Either it was laid on a newspaper or op created this image to post on reddit.
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J-C013@reddit (OP)

I'm actually quite hurt by the insinuation. I'm genuinely as flabbergasted / bewildered as you. I cannot understand it. I promise i didn't put the egg on any paper with ink on it.. it went straight from the carton, to a pan, to a bowl.. and into my confused hands. Somewhere a chicken is trying to get a message out, and you won't convinve me otherwise
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WordsMort47@reddit

Hurt, they said...
View on Reddit #84601585

J-C013@reddit (OP)

I take everything back. I saw the polling card comment and shat my pants. I deserve whatever Reddit throws at me now
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michalakos@reddit

But you do understand that the egg is liquid in the shell before being boiled, right? Like the text would have to be hovering, suspended in liquid egg white...
View on Reddit #84599393

MountainMuffin1980@reddit

Magic eggs!?!!1!
View on Reddit #84599678

MountainMuffin1980@reddit

Show the inside/outside of the egg
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AnonymousTimewaster@reddit

Flabbergasted? https://preview.redd.it/hak4jr7dlqxg1.png?width=804&format=png&auto=webp&s=794eba036536ba388e82d3ff9ed03559d3582f13
View on Reddit #84598820

CarrotSlight1860@reddit

Flabbeggasted
View on Reddit #84599466

ArgumentativeNutter@reddit

maybe this is the origin of the English language and its just happened a second time
View on Reddit #84598769

Tape_Badger@reddit

Could it have gone through the shell? (Am I mad? - probably). If it printed onto the shell (backwards) and then soaked through onto the egg somehow, that would be forwards, right?
View on Reddit #84598482

MountainMuffin1980@reddit

No, of course it couldn't have. Not that clearly anyway. OP is missing something they did.
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J-C013@reddit (OP)

Can confirm I missed something
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WordsMort47@reddit

That wouldn't work like that
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tilak365@reddit

unless, the egg was laid on a blank side of a damp paper with the writing on the other side?
View on Reddit #84598508

who-gives-a@reddit

Or photo flipped
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Alarmed_Ice_272@reddit

OP likely inverted the image.
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-DoctorSpaceman-@reddit

Image could be flipped
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DistrustPilot@reddit

Not if it was placed on the egg with the text facing outwards
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rachiewoo1@reddit

Am I being dinny or would having the camera set to mirror do that?
View on Reddit #84598267

ThornOvCamor@reddit

More evidence for simulated reality
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jtevil@reddit

Well I used to be pro-choice, but now I see that unborn egg was already writing its thesis...
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Many_Ambition_1983@reddit

This egg will birth the next wise guru. It is sending you some early advice or something.
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JR-Snow@reddit

*”We’ve been trying to reach you about your egg-stended warrant”*
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Euphoric_Biscotti_43@reddit

secret message the chicken left while being held hostage
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wgbe@reddit

r/untrustworthypoptarts
View on Reddit #84628238

felippecaso@reddit

TV License folks are getting creative
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Masvosve@reddit

You need to go mordor and cast it into the fires of mount doom
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evanexcursions@reddit

This is how the Yanks beat you! Said to be used by the Cullpepper Spy Ring. This was used a way of sending secret messages in the revolutionary war (or whatever ya'll call it) It is possible to write a message on the outside of an egg and the message becomes visible after it's boiled. Here's how: https://recipes.hypotheses.org/17962
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TubbyBatman@reddit

As the prophecy foretold…
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thomedes@reddit

Saw something similar 50 years ago at a wedding. All seats had a card with your name and a boiled egg. When you cracked it your name was written inside on the white. Incredible.
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neuralconstellate@reddit

cursed egg I think I would've cried but I'm vegan so
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jdizzle-@reddit

🤣🤣 witch craft would of been super cool tho 😎
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GreyMatter366@reddit

That's eggtraordinary
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pcxboxps4@reddit

Tis the egg of truth
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made_from_toffee@reddit

Need to stop these jokes or there will be hell soufflé
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Puritanical_Punster@reddit

Demeggcratic elections
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Otherwise_Ostrich780@reddit

It's probably done for a yoke.
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jaycakes30@reddit

Surely if you left your egg on the polling card, the letters would be backwards?
View on Reddit #84620293

TapeDeckSlick@reddit

This is how **they** contact you
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Add_Thyme@reddit

Someone tell Jack and Ethan
View on Reddit #84601819

Suspicious-Brick@reddit

Jack is one of them, he already knows
View on Reddit #84619915

Content_War_1073@reddit

We've been trying to reach you regarding your vehicle's eggstended warranty
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I_SHAG_REDHEADS@reddit

DON'T TALK ABOUT THE EVENT.
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TapeDeckSlick@reddit

**REMAIN INDOORS**
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casusbelli16@reddit

So one of those egg council creeps got to you too huh?
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Scared-One9295@reddit

You better run, egg!
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TapeDeckSlick@reddit

Join us.
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Tight-Principle-743@reddit

Yoke encounters of the third kind.
View on Reddit #84598353

LentilRice@reddit

Eggstraterrestrial eggsistential crisis.
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The_Epic_Fail_Guy@reddit

Nah it's just Jeremy and Gwen from the local kingdom hall, they came knocking but you didn't let them in, so created the most eggsadurated conspiracy in eggistence, and waited until you knocked the egg instead.
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LentilRice@reddit

This Yolk culture needs to stop. — sincerely, AlbuMen.
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Soggy_Professional@reddit

Those are the eggs of Satan the dark lord. He laid these eggs for you from his evil egg cannon. Once you eat it you will, like him, know fuck all.
View on Reddit #84619723

_FreddieLovesDelilah@reddit

Did you rest the boiled egg on a piece of card, even if briefly?
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_FreddieLovesDelilah@reddit

Oh wait the text would be mirrored though.
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Dinonumber@reddit

"SEND HELP I'M STUCK IN AN EGG FACTORY"
View on Reddit #84618616

Antique-Wonk@reddit

Cry for help. Someone working on the chicken egg farm I bet. I think they need rescuing and to prevent their boss using their polling card to support the Chickens R Us candidate.
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Msink@reddit

Someone wrapped eggs in a news paper.
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WeeklyExamination@reddit

The chickens are evolving
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9bigeye@reddit

Zip up your trousers dear
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OkComment6573@reddit

they’re trying to contact you.
View on Reddit #84617260

Born-Neighborhood505@reddit

New voting method: return hard boiled, scrambled, fried or poached for each party.
View on Reddit #84617243

Difficult-Today-3612@reddit

Ran out of paper? 😂
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AdBubbly7140@reddit

One for r/taskmaster ?😉
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hedonism_bot_3012@reddit

That's the Hen's manifesto
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Uncle_Beanpole@reddit

What text? There’s nothing there OP. Matter of fact, I don’t even see the egg, this is all a dreammmmmm
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chrisrazor@reddit

It doesn't say "help I'm trapped in a hard boiled egg factory", so I'm stumped.
View on Reddit #84615898

Dazz316@reddit

A chicken ate a fortune cookie
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DeathGuard1978@reddit

Truth! Justice! Freedom! Reasonably Priced Love! And a Hard-Boiled Egg!
View on Reddit #84614167

Lone-Wolf-86@reddit

I’m guessing that chicken read a lot of books
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Able-Explanation7835@reddit

I wish you lot would stop egging the others on.
View on Reddit #84613939

Funion_knight@reddit

Freedom Justice Reasonable priced love And a hard boiled egg
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SpaTowner@reddit

https://preview.redd.it/a3l5cv5jgrxg1.jpeg?width=645&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84c6b912e452ed0b0f74c2007f632f2a315ab763
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Funion_knight@reddit

See how they rise up
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rodentadmirer@reddit

it’s trying to communicate with you
View on Reddit #84613596

astr0pizza@reddit

You're the chosen one...
View on Reddit #84613410

FigoAslan91@reddit

TV license are getting creative!
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tykeoldboy@reddit

Is it a missing part of the Magna Carta?
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aokay24@reddit

Well what did you put your egg down on lol
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Ambitious-Pie-845@reddit

Don’t egg them on
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Georgi2024@reddit

Egg of Justice.
View on Reddit #84611747

old-skool-bro@reddit

Punk chicks...
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Visible-System-4420@reddit

Desperate for attention, reddit user puts writing on hard boiled egg then posts, "Why is there writing..."
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NORUSHNOPARTY@reddit

We’ve just discovered a new printing method involving hard boiled eggs
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psychofeline72@reddit

Very instructive egg. Did it taste enlightening ?
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Clynxus@reddit

_hen_ ce the chicken was first
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bob_the_rod@reddit

Hope no one has beaten you to it.
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jonviper123@reddit

That egg was in an eggxam
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garbled_ahh_replies@reddit

new fortune cookie layout
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qash001@reddit

Must've been a well educated hen that laid it.
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dmmjrb@reddit

Charlie Chickens is laying again
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zach192487@reddit

Looks like a hard boiled egg on your writing.
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SuperMims1@reddit

Instructions?
View on Reddit #84608952

advenurehobbit@reddit

A message from the man working inside the chicken
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JangleSauce@reddit

It is an offence to put an egg on a polling card.
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BBZ149@reddit

Was wrapped in newspaper!!
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ENDrain93@reddit

The writing's on the egg
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Dry-Translator406@reddit

That’s one intelligent chick!
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Silent-Physics4756@reddit

Egg on face for gov.
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SilentWave_YT@reddit

The chickens are trying to communicate again...
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andy_jah@reddit

This whole comments section is eggsquisitely written
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Inevitable-Debt4312@reddit

‘Someone let me out!’
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Super-Nuntendo@reddit

It's a fortune egg
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j_gibbs97@reddit

Do you work for Lumon?
View on Reddit #84605120

psukclipper@reddit

Fortune egg.
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Expensive_Peace8153@reddit

The chickens are communicating with us. They're planning on holding an election, apparently. 
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88AspieGirl88@reddit

I honestly wish I understood the logic of this, but I must admit, I haven’t the foggiest idea what happened here. No pun intended, but I can’t help cracking up about it, LOL. If it were part of a series, though; do you suppose the following mini-chapters will be found inside that hen’s other eggs?? 🤔🐓🤷‍♀️😂
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HugsandHate@reddit

In order to eggucate you.
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glyn1997@reddit

I believe you rested the egg on your poultry card
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MisterSpikes@reddit

"We've been trying to contact you about your eggstended warranty."
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HiroPr0tag0nist@reddit

You put the peeled boiled egg on a polling card and either didn't realise or did it on purpose for karma.
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FatRedditor69v2@reddit

Shit like this doesn't happen on accident
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neilm1000@reddit

Or by accident.
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HawthorneUK@reddit

Wouldn't the text be in reverse in that case?
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HiroPr0tag0nist@reddit

Not unless the egg is from the mirror realm.
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dontevenremembermain@reddit

There is a visible hair and bits of dust on the egg if you zoom in. Probably didn't want to rinse it in case the text disappeared and thought nobody would notice. Either that or he's Frank from Osmosis Jones and he just loves throwing his freshly-peeled hardboiled eggs all around the house before he eats them
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eggard_stark@reddit

Chicken run kinda thing. Tryna send you a message. Obviously.
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MerkinMites@reddit

Op, is your fly open? Anyway, I was looking at your kitchen surface to see if you'd notice if type-print had transferred from a leaflet and I reckon you might not have noticed on that kitchen counter?
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CarpetPedals@reddit

Transferred to the counter reversed, then transferred again to the egg, reversing it back to the original orientation?
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MerkinMites@reddit

Don't logic me, mate. I'm still not sure which way round the heart is from a diagram.
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No_Inspection2047@reddit

Because you rolled it on newsprint and reversed the photo along its vertical axis to make the words readable in your photo
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trippykitsy@reddit

I think there is something missing from your story. You can only have achieved this by placing it on a piece of writing after you finished cooking it. So you are leaving out the part where you put the egg on newspaper.
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J-C013@reddit (OP)

😂😂 i actually promise you that is the whole truth. I didn't lay the egg on *anything*.. carton > pan > bowl > peel... explain to me when the ink would have transferred across please
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J-C013@reddit (OP)

I fucked up guys
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trippykitsy@reddit

I don't believe in ghosts sorry
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CollectionPrize8236@reddit

But the text is from a polling card, it's not random. Damp counter, letter put on counter then moved, may have transfered a small amount of the text when the egg was placed in that location There is literally no other explaination other than you putting it on or in the location of a previously placed polling card/letter. It wouldn't have transferred from the shell otherwise we'd have eggs with the red ink text from the quality stamps. And I doubt you line your bowls with polling cards.
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GetInYourBasket@reddit

Would that not have the writing come out mirrored?
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CometGoat@reddit

If OP is married, their ring isn’t showing. Which would mean the image is mirrored
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GetInYourBasket@reddit

While you're right that's a shitty stat to base your assumption on Less than 50% of the UK population is married, so that would actually be worse than just making a 50-50 guess. You might as well just say the image could have also been mirrored.
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SheikhMahdeek@reddit

Maybe the image is flipped
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trippykitsy@reddit

Not if it was on the side of the paper with no text. But im starting to doubt this is a real image at all.
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GetInYourBasket@reddit

What side of a newspaper has no text?
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ArgumentativeNutter@reddit

the other side
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aarontbarratt@reddit

Maybe the were reading The Mirror... I'll see myself out
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Silencer-1995@reddit

You aint going anywhere. That's at least 8 years, maybe 4 with good behaviour and time served.
View on Reddit #84598348

GabeMichaelsthroway@reddit

EggMcBig laid that
View on Reddit #84602800

AldousLanark@reddit

You try writing on a poached egg
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paulmclaughlin@reddit

Sometimes you don't have a notepad to hand and you have to write on something unusual
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AtmosphereSea6923@reddit

Obv put it in some newspaper or dried it with something that has transferred the print. Otherwise I’m baffled and couldn’t be possible unless he was called egstein
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CarpetPedals@reddit

There would have to be an additional step, otherwise the print would be reversed
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AtmosphereSea6923@reddit

Hand palm transfer?
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Paul8t7@reddit

The prophecy is fulfilled.
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Foreign-Collar8845@reddit

Or You put it on a printed paper after you peeled it
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WayGroundbreaking287@reddit

Egg shells are perbiable so I'm betting you rinsed off your eggs or otherwise wet the and then left them on your poling card.
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cmalvey@reddit

"We're trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty"
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AlucardVTep3s@reddit

This is something out of a cold war spy novel. Encrypted message located on egg.
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lorelai_lq@reddit

https://preview.redd.it/cffmzzwgnqxg1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1bb1b6699f26bb72d5e1a7a1be1b3b7963cb61e9 Could a damp/oily hand pick up this ink and then transfer it to the egg while it's being peeled. OP, where is your polling card; we need to see it.
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Many_Income_2212@reddit

This is 1,000,000% it
View on Reddit #84601622

poundlandbag@reddit

Did you eat it?
View on Reddit #84601604

StruttyB@reddit

Possibly a very clever chicken ?
View on Reddit #84601425

TheBritishG2020@reddit

Next thing you know eggs are written with warnings like cigarette boxes. I just want to eat my goddamn egg with no lecture!!!
View on Reddit #84601290

WordsMort47@reddit

!remindme next week
View on Reddit #84601276

ReySpacefighter@reddit

Why do you have a polling card next to your eggs?
View on Reddit #84601168

HighPhi420@reddit

That must have been the most depressing Easter egg ever. LOL
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Lordaucklandx@reddit

Eggshells are basically like very fine sponges. If moisture hits the carton, the ink from the packaging (or a nearby newspaper) can dissolve and travel through the shell's pores. Since the egg white is liquid when raw, the ink just sits on the surface. Once you boil it, the white turns into a solid and the ink stays stuck there even after you peel the shell off.
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No_Relationship1450@reddit

How did it transfer so neatly onto a curved surface? A handheld inkjet couldn't even manage it that well.  
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Lordaucklandx@reddit

I was really thinking too hard on it to be honest as I don’t really care that much. Anyway the user said it was because they put it on a polling card
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cassidyconor@reddit

except that's not how eggs work. *Maybe* it's different in the US where they treat their eggs differently but in the UK eggs come with the bloom intact. It's literally mother nature's way of preventing things from getting inside the shell.
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Lordaucklandx@reddit

Once the eggs bloom is wet the shells pores are wide open.
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trippykitsy@reddit

Wouldn't that require the egg to not be disturbed at all?
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CMDREdmondson@reddit

There's the membrane inside the egg that might help with that?
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owningxylophone@reddit

Based on what the text says, seems like it’s related to elections of some kind. Doubt that is coming from egg packaging unless they were wrapped in polling cards at some point? That text is directly from the instructions on a polling card. https://www.legislation.gov.uk/uksi/2022/1397/schedules/made
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AdemHoog@reddit

Most eggcellent bullshit sir, bravo
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MountainMuffin1980@reddit

Absolute nonsense. There so zero chance the ink text from the box or whatever would travel so cleanly through the shell like this.
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Lordaucklandx@reddit

You are right, they printed this inside of the eggshell on the raw egg white to fuck with us all
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tmr89@reddit

https://preview.redd.it/zn91o61wjqxg1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4db0ced797c89bd7be829be966d6c2910619d41
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GarethOfQuirm@reddit

"Egg of knowledge, what is your wisdom?"
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Marble-Boy@reddit

PropEGGanda. You definitely rested it on a polling card. 
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International-Luck17@reddit

It starts like this and eventually gives birth to a dictionary
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Stinkin_Hippy@reddit

Another settlement needs your help, I've marked the location on your egg.
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ukbot-nicolabot@reddit

[OP marked this as the best answer](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskUK/comments/1sx36hy/why_is_there_writing_on_my_hard_boiled_egg/oik52qr/), given by /u/owningxylophone. > That text is instructions from the “it is an offence to” section of a polling card. > > https://www.legislation.gov.uk/uksi/2022/1397/schedules/made > > Did you leave your eggs on a polling card at some point? --- [_^(What is this?)_](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskUK/comments/jjrte1/askuk_hits_200k_new_feature_mark_an_answer/)
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merdeauxfraises@reddit

Looks like newspaper ink leached into it somehow
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CarrotSlight1860@reddit

It’s a polling letter
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SwichMad@reddit

https://preview.redd.it/ecow8hkplqxg1.jpeg?width=1823&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ecde8b73a5e3ceef8ffe104a4d7ecffb6986055 hmmmmmm
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CarrotSlight1860@reddit

Yes, best guess is they put the wet egg on the back of this letter which was white without text, which might have given the confidence of “i didn’t put on a newspaper!”
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Rechamber@reddit

You need to follow the instructions eggsactly
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Charming_CiscoNerd@reddit

Message from the chick
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DeterminedErmine@reddit

Eggs shells are permeable
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WerewolfWild1323@reddit

You need to find the other eggs to fullfil your d(egg)stiny
View on Reddit #84599907

Ok-Web-2657@reddit

Elizabeth Stuart has entered the chat.
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Pmyers225@reddit

What an eggcelent reference
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AlternativeConflict@reddit

Unusual. You normally get photographs in an albumen.
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MerkinMites@reddit

That's the first egg pun in this thread that made me laugh. Thank you for going for a more obscure take.
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Curious-Dreamers@reddit

It's from a new range of easter fortune cookies
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sennalvera@reddit

Does the text correspond to any leaflet or paper you remember seeing? Voting card for local elections?
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Little_Strike_4398@reddit

An ouef is an ouef
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TeapotUpheaval@reddit

_“We’ve been trying to reach you regarding your cars extended warranty..”_
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SatinwithLatin@reddit

Oh don't give anyone ideas, in the inevitable cyberpunk future companies will start printing adverts on eggs.
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lloydofthedance@reddit

Eggstended warranty 
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SwichMad@reddit

Beat me to it
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chukkysh@reddit

I hope you have kept it. This is indeed quite interesting. Are you *sure* the photo isn't a mirror image? I would certainly be tempted to have a little fun if this happened to me.
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Friendly_External345@reddit

Chickens can write with thier bumholios
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liminus81@reddit

It's a message from the eggstraterrestrials
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Gluebagger@reddit

here is the real question i have... did you eat it?
View on Reddit #84599406

bitesizejasmine@reddit

Someone is trying to escape the egg factory
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Mi_santhrope@reddit

Looks like an *egg*cerpt from a newpaper article.
View on Reddit #84599365

Gluebagger@reddit

..ce at this el....on your own b.... person behalf of n.... ....more th... domestic.....
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ArgumentativeNutter@reddit

it's happened again!
View on Reddit #84598931

Gluebagger@reddit

All your base are belong to us
View on Reddit #84599255

ZealousidealRabbit85@reddit

The chicken had some thoughts
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Flonkerton_Scranton@reddit

This feels like the start of a new chicken run where they are sending messages to people from inside the factory
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lokfuhrer_@reddit

*I told you they was organised*
View on Reddit #84598756

Nuker-79@reddit

The chickens are revolting
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moonbucket@reddit

Did you handle a polling card and then handle the egg?
View on Reddit #84599178

AtmosphereSea6923@reddit

Wow this is fascinating tell me more please
View on Reddit #84599171

Turbulent_Break_1679@reddit

It's a fortune egg.
View on Reddit #84599147

YhouZee@reddit

r/blackmagicfuckery
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AnonymousTimewaster@reddit

This is beyond our capability here, you're gonna need to r/AskScience
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Maleficent_Owl_7001@reddit

Hen was well read.
View on Reddit #84598871

Otherwise_Living_158@reddit

Eggsposition
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RegretEasy8846@reddit

This is why I make scrambled. Less chance of subliminal propaganda.
View on Reddit #84598763

hamstertoybox@reddit

r/weirdeggs
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CCPisCancer@reddit

Watch your back before it fades to black. They might look harmless but they'll kick your non-chicken ass.
View on Reddit #84597984

Goblinstomper@reddit

Go chicken go-oh-o-oh-oh-o!
View on Reddit #84598689

Copper-Top91@reddit

Fortune boiled egg
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Smudger105e@reddit

Chicken talking out of her arse?
View on Reddit #84598607

LaziestRedditorEver@reddit

This one is just *egg*ucational. New feature unlocked.
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mojacke@reddit

Very disappointed that the hive mind didn't agree to not acknowledge the writing so we could watch OP's descent into madness.
View on Reddit #84598500

whenwepretend@reddit

Is this not the text from a polling card or election leaflet?
View on Reddit #84598494

TheBookofBobaFett3@reddit

Chicken probably ate a bookworm
View on Reddit #84598352

TreesPlusCats@reddit

This looks like text from polling card for the forthcoming local elections
View on Reddit #84598307

Figgzyvan@reddit

Eleggtion literature
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robj57@reddit

An Oeuf with the yolks please
View on Reddit #84597750

Icy_Mixture1482@reddit

One egg is un œuf for me, thanks.
View on Reddit #84598205

Minimum-Praline-2457@reddit

I would be eggstatic
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QwertyBobba@reddit

I’d never eat an egg again if that happened to me
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ParsleyPractical6579@reddit

I’d like to see someone eggsplain this
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_Daftest_@reddit

Read Ray Bradbury's *The Inspired Chicken Motel.*
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GeggingIn@reddit

Chickens are sociable creatures.
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Royal-Sock-IV@reddit

Big Egg sending a message.
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Vegetable_Trifle_848@reddit

You’ve been chosen as the new egg maker
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Allinyourcabeza@reddit

The chosen one.
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elementarydrw@reddit

The writings on the egg for you now.
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