Why is there writing on my hard boiled egg?
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luckynumberstefan@reddit
Reddit never fails to surprise me on a daily basis
owningxylophone@reddit
That text is instructions on proxy voting from a polling cards.
https://www.legislation.gov.uk/uksi/2022/1397/schedules/made
Did you leave your eggs on a polling card at some point?
J-C013@reddit (OP)
!answer
This is eggstremely embarrassing
WordsMort47@reddit
But you said you never put the egg on owt!
J-C013@reddit (OP)
Lying ≠ forgetting ?
Flash__PuP@reddit
Did you put the pealed egg on the polling card or the raw egg or the boiled egg still in its shell?! I NEED ANSWERS DAMN IT!!
J-C013@reddit (OP)
😂😂 I believe the egg must have rolled onto the polling card mid peel, post boil and cool (just in case you want to replicate?).. I just didn’t notice as I was interrupted mid egg by a teams call. I saw the polling card comment and the egg dropped
dkg93@reddit
Do you eat it?
blamordeganis@reddit
But then why isn’t the text mirrored? Or is your photo reversed?
Shadowjamm@reddit
It could have rolled onto the other side of the polling card and the hot water would have made the ink soak through anyway, and correctly non-mirrored
Academic-Base1870@reddit
This needs to be tested
blamordeganis@reddit
But wouldn’t the amount of hot water needed to do that also blur the text beyond legibility? Or at least more than it has been here.
Maximum_Lemon_5247@reddit
Its heat not water
Shadowjamm@reddit
Not necessarily, if the egg was hot and still slightly damp from being boiled as well as forgotten and sitting undisturbed in the same spot on the paper it makes sense to me. I haven't replicated the test but I'd rather not waste eggs
Fast-Patience-2290@reddit
My poll card and the example in the link has text on the rear which would also be transferred if it was on the back of the card?
The Voter Identification (Principal Area, Parish and Greater London Authority Elections) (Amendment) Rules 2022
StuChenko@reddit
Eggheads discussing physics now
delphine1041@reddit
I think it was the heat of the egg, more than moisture, that effected the transfer here.
Eskoala@reddit
The photo is reversed, op said elsewhere
iuseemojionreddit@reddit
That’s what I was wondering 🤔
Aurorafaery@reddit
Thank you!!
mrbiiggy@reddit
Yup, should be mirrored
Something’s not not right here
redcore4@reddit
So, like, wait - is the photo reversed? Because if it’s picked up the text from rolling onto it that should be a print and should read backwards.
wanwuwi@reddit
You really dropped the ball 🥚 on this one.
Flash__PuP@reddit
Who do these people think they are that they can Teams us any time of the working day?!? I need paying much more if they want that kind of commitment!!
Jetstream-Sam@reddit
At my work I was told it was viewed as if they would be able to walk up to my desk to ask me stuff if i were in the building. Which even then, expecting someone to drop everything they're doing to talk to you is kind of shitty if they are demonstrably busy.
Though that wasn't the problem I actually had, my problem was that they kept doing so when I was not on call, not working, and trying to sleep, in order to ask some inane question they could ask anyone else working, but she kept doing it to everyone as a power trip thing, as she would threaten to write you up if you failed to answer. After three calls during the same night I checked with the union rep, who then went ballistic at several people and she was quietly reassigned to a different hospital, which led to much rejoicing among me and my colleagues
languid_Disaster@reddit
God that’s bloody rude of them. I simply don’t answer calls or messages until after my lunch is done. I will sometimes message my manager/ other team member to say I’m on lunch and won’t be a my pc.
They used to try it but finally stopped after the first 2 years. I also didn’t acknowledge their frustrations or apologise and would just explain I was on my lunch whenever they asked. I’m a good worker and don’t need my time micro managed .
Flash__PuP@reddit
I was going to say, it’s a massive breach of employee rights. I’ve read about people successfully logging that time as overtime if “seniors” are abusing the position and we all know the higher rips don’t like spending money!!
Spirited-Ad-9746@reddit
Who dares teams me mid egg.
TheMachineStops@reddit
We all want to know how this is possible... Why isn't the text mirrored?
Prize_Map_8818@reddit
Hold on something doesn’t add up here. Did you mirror the image?\ If it rolled on something then the text would be mirrored. And not beautifully legible like in your image.
That-Age-348@reddit
If the egg touched the polling card the text would be reversed. You touched the polling card and the ink transferred onto your finger, then the egg.
Shot-Bet2476@reddit
That's a fucking big finger
rectangularjunksack@reddit
cock, then
doritoslad@reddit
I thought you bought them from Tesco! More lies
theanonwonder@reddit
Shouldn't the writing be a mirror image then?
A_Cat_Typingg@reddit
Well that's that mystery laid to rest
Bright_Arm8782@reddit
If that had happened the writing would be reversed.
This is a very weird puzzle.
DangerousDisplay7664@reddit
It's a pretty cool effect that I would never have thought of!
J-C013@reddit (OP)
I presume it would work with coloured ink too? Could get really creative with it
Scotto6UK@reddit
That's what some of the people on the polling card said too
weirdybearyman@reddit
You're going to eat your own words over this.
Opening_Dentist_1128@reddit
There's egg on your face either way
GetNooted@reddit
Must have eggscaped your memory.
Randomguy3421@reddit
Technically.... they just said they didn't put it on newspaper
GaldrickHammerson@reddit
He must be running in the local elections then.
Awkward-Loquat2228@reddit
You knew.
Astr0Scot@reddit
Eggspelliarmus!
Callvm@reddit
This is negglect
blitzwig@reddit
Insert "egg on face" joke here.
HarMonocles@reddit
So did you flip the photo then?
owningxylophone@reddit
My first “best answer” on any sub, whoop whoop!🙌
Now I’m curious. Can we get a little more information now you’ve sussed it? Did you put the egg directly on a polling card or the polling card on a wet surface and that somehow transferred to the egg afterwards?
lan0028456@reddit
So... The magic is called "forgot"
paradeoxy1@reddit
I cast the spell of carbon monoxide!
J-C013@reddit (OP)
Trrrruuue
owningxylophone@reddit
To add: what’s going on here? Kinda looks like bots of the paper stuck to your egg…
:
Miasmata@reddit
Reflection on moist egg
Andthenwefade@reddit
Great album
owningxylophone@reddit
I considered that but can’t square the circle in my mind of how there would be some on both sides. Flash maybe?
Miasmata@reddit
Light in the kitchen, and a window by the looks of it
owningxylophone@reddit
With hindsight, 2 light sources is the obvious solution.
I spend too much time on r/isthisai to the point I question everything!
Ey-ey-ron-@reddit
One day there'll be an uncanny image on there but it won't be AI, it'll be cake
Miasmata@reddit
Haha nothing wrong with being vigilant!
box_twenty_two@reddit
God “moist egg” is a phrase I don’t want to hear again for a long time
reo_reborn@reddit
Im gunna use that with my wife next time we're alone.. "How's my moist little egg.."
buford419@reddit
You only have one?
^^^^^^^^^^Adolf?
North-11366@reddit
now that's one way of using it
North-11366@reddit
moist egg~
Help_My_Face@reddit
Moist egg!
KibbleCrashout@reddit
this sounds like the name of a conceptual art installation
TheOriginalJez@reddit
MOOOIIIST egg, you don't have to put on the red light!
glittertwunt@reddit
I'm gonna use this for a song title
GreatChaosFudge@reddit
r/BrandNewSentence
lingualpetal5k@reddit
So one of those egg council creeps got to you too?
furry_death_blender@reddit
This guys sounds like an eggspert
Sovereignty3@reddit
But if this was true, shouldn't the writing be inversed?
owningxylophone@reddit
OP has confirmed this is the case. As I have answered ad nauseum, I assume OP just mirrored the photo before posting to make it more legible.
Greg-stardotstar@reddit
He’s cracked the case!
Crunchie64@reddit
Local eleggtion coming up soon.
Rechamber@reddit
This cracked me up
MattHatter1337@reddit
Stop making Yokes. Its very shellfish.
VodkaMargarine@reddit
I was gonna make a joke about this as well but I was too chicken
OhHiFelicia@reddit
I'm pleased you didn't, it would have been fowl.
YchYFi@reddit
Omeletting this slide for now.
STUP1DJUIC3@reddit
You poached that pun from someone else
MTheBarista@reddit
This is getting qwhite out of hand
TrainingUnlucky9814@reddit
You put all your puns in one basket with that one
Mediocre-Smile5908@reddit
One for the family albumen.
ElSargeo@reddit
What eggstravagant puns, you're all good eggs in my book.
Strong-Helicopter-10@reddit
This is eggsactly the eggsageration I was eggspecting.
ElSargeo@reddit
I'm eggspecting an oeuful response from Reddit.
cstar4004@reddit
Good to see you leading by egg sample.
eggz627@reddit
Alright this is just getting fowl.
MTheBarista@reddit
I thought it was worthy of a standing ovation
BadahBingBadahBoom@reddit
Ok quail your enthusiasm now.
ozzie286@reddit
I think all the good puns have already hatched, these are going rotten.
BadahBingBadahBoom@reddit
I've run out of puns I'm resorting to asking my siblings Sam and Ella.
A_Jesus_woman@reddit
I shell ask someone too.
Hot_Floor9000@reddit
Would you shell me a pound then?
NeilDeWheel@reddit
Those complaining about these bird puns must be real grouses.
Novaportia@reddit
It's a real feather in one's cap to have a sense of humour.
MTheBarista@reddit
Even if half the time youre just winging it
Minimum_Designer_135@reddit
A little dickie bird told me there's a big pun thread, so I had to have a little sticky beak!
Tiny-Ric@reddit
The pun thread has eggtravagance beyond what poultry jokes can offer
MTheBarista@reddit
At least you took a crack at it
maragathea@reddit
You'll need to scramble to the nearest pun-store, I hear they are closing swoon
sparkiesuze@reddit
Look at you all scrambling to get the best joke in...
Important-Lie-8649@reddit
So... who's voting for the Hen Party?
TrainingUnlucky9814@reddit
Lol that one was fanatastic, had to break the pun chain to say so
wooden_bandicoot789@reddit
Oh this one is good
Mystic_L@reddit
I disseggree, this thread is eggscellent
Donium_Quixotius@reddit
I seggond that, this thread is eggstraordinary
Admirable-Confusion6@reddit
Must be getting pretty cooped up in there
TAGSlays@reddit
Buncha cocks in here if you ask me.
Nooby1983@reddit
All these jokes from one egg is un œuf.
YchYFi@reddit
Egg jokes are not exactly original. You've ruined the momentum.
YchYFi@reddit
Egg jokes are not exactly original.
Physical-Art-7898@reddit
No momentum to ruin here, free range possibly?
Broonmoose@reddit
Wow. All these quick fire puns left my brain scrambled.
VerySwearyFairy@reddit
Idk, you gotta get some quaility jokes from somewhere
321Tomo@reddit
Is it fry day already?
D8N15l@reddit
Best you giblet it go
BlazedAndUnphased@reddit
I'm way too fried for this thread
___coolcoolcool@reddit
Egg pun.
Pirate_LongJohnson@reddit
Egg.
MiniMages@reddit
This is getting eggciting
ArmWildFrill@reddit
You've been coddled. You need to experience eggstasy
DuckCritical@reddit
People are just being cocks on this thread now.
ArmWildFrill@reddit
Don't try to duck it, I know you're not chicken
DuckCritical@reddit
I won’t be quacking up about it 😉
glyn1997@reddit
I believe you rested the egg on your poultry card
Rocky-bar@reddit
It's not legible to read, it's like a scrambled version
fowlplay_uk@reddit
I was pretty sure my ears were burning
YchYFi@reddit
Omeletting this slide and I'm having an eggzistential crisis.
Red-Oak-Tree@reddit
it would have been a good yolk
PapayaParanoia@reddit
That yolk isn't runny anymore.
One_Preece_At_A_Time@reddit
Thats un oeuf now
CapLoud6750@reddit
I didn’t find it very runny….
Ok_Associate6979@reddit
Turkeys voting for Christmas again this year.
Lazy-Turnip-5666@reddit
Eggcellent pun. But dont get too cock-y you dont want to fall fowl of anything
Past-Obligation1930@reddit
I am pleased that we can no longer elect Nick ClEgg
briergate@reddit
Or Edwina Curry! 😂
Adr_LDN@reddit
I am a bit worried about eggstremist parties doing well at the elections.
Hard_Dave@reddit
It'll be Green Eggs and (Reformed) Ham
Extension-Type6572@reddit
Would that eggsist on a poultry card?
Hame_Impala@reddit
Thankfully some voters will chicken out and opt for their usual choice at the last-minute.
LingLingDesNibelung@reddit
Especially with some of the controversial views that Nigel Fabergé has expressed lately.
fraser1493@reddit
That's more than enœuf.
prawny38@reddit
You lot are a bunch of comedihens
Earthed_Guy@reddit
I read that as egglection, but I guess they both work.
Obsidian-Phoenix@reddit
I didn’t know Nick Clegg was running again…
LingLingDesNibelung@reddit
You’re getting him confused with Egg Davey
doctorgibson@reddit
Nick Clegg is running is he?
LingLingDesNibelung@reddit
No, but Nigel Fabergé is!
allotmentboy@reddit
Put your feet up son. That's a day's work right there 👍
Crunchie64@reddit
Yeah, cracked it.
DM_ME_PUPPIES2025@reddit
👏👏👏
SorryYouAreJustWrong@reddit
Oh for Clucks sake 🤦♂️
merrill_swing_away@reddit
Maybe it was just an eggsident.
3NlGMA@reddit
I wonder what their leggislation is
Thatcrazyunklefester@reddit
That’s some hard-boiled detective work.
Very_Curious_Cat@reddit
Priceless comment, like eggs!
Winter_Parsley8706@reddit
Bravo
beeurd@reddit
Egg puns aren't all they're cracked up to be.
dizzley@reddit
Ova to you for the egg jokes.
SiriusBlack99999@reddit
We salute you. Bravo. 😂😂
EchoesofIllyria@reddit
On Fryday
imafuckinsausagehead@reddit
Get out
Creepy-Savings-3734@reddit
Eggsactly
MSGinSC@reddit
Oh lord, somebody's going to put this on Tiktok as proof that eggs are fake.
Glittering_Win_5085@reddit
Eggs will be the new dogs at election time.
Dr-Pineapple23@reddit
Eggscellent thought process
ColdAsKompot@reddit
Electoral leggislation
ReflectiveSmudge@reddit
I'm no eggspert ,but if the backstory is true, shouldn't the text be mirrored?
Sad_Future_8945@reddit
But, wouldn't the text come off backwards if that was the case 🤔
owningxylophone@reddit
I’m assuming OP mirrored the picture to make it legible?
Sad_Future_8945@reddit
Op hasn't mentioned that. Weird.
Prize_Map_8818@reddit
This has been bugging me big time
owningxylophone@reddit
Tbh, as I clarified elsewhere, I have no idea on the “how” part of this picture. I just recognised what the text was, which seems to have sparked a memory in OP. No confirmation yet from them as to how that text ended up there.
Sad_Future_8945@reddit
The mystery continues!
Prize_Map_8818@reddit
Thank you!!!!!!
Prize_Map_8818@reddit
Hold on something doesn’t add up here. Did you mirror the image?\ If it rolled on something then the text would be mirrored. And not beautifully legible like in your image.
Prize_Map_8818@reddit
Hold on something doesn’t add up here. Did you mirror the image?\ If it rolled on something then the text would be mirrored. And not beautifully legible like in your image.
Spell_Illustrious12@reddit
But, if that was the answer, why isn’t the writing backwards??
owningxylophone@reddit
I would direct that at OP. I’m assuming they have mirrored the picture to make it readable.
DreamtISawJoeHill@reddit
OP you'll need to retain the egg to show at the polling station
figwithbigtits@reddit
Sorry but your polling egg is not a valid form of photo ID, it says it in red on the back
_Curious_Koala_@reddit
But how does the writing transfer through the shell onto the white?
owningxylophone@reddit
OP answered elsewhere, it rolled half peeled onto their polling card whilst they took a teams call.
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskUK/s/jLO4EfGyQC
CarrotSlight1860@reddit
Nice find, assuming you are a lawyer of some sort, does that letter have any text on back?
If they put the egg on the face of letter then text would be mirrored? So if the letter was face down and no text at the back, ink might go through without getting mixed.
lorelai_lq@reddit
There is writing on the back
jumpsteadeh@reddit
But the text on the back of a piece of paper isn't mirrored either.
TheGravyGuy@reddit
The text on the other side of the paper
jumpsteadeh@reddit
So you think the ink from side B bled through side A to leave an imprint on the egg - which is already a stretch - but also without the ink from the side actually touching the egg leaving a mark?
Puzzleheaded-Ad-4883@reddit
The egg would have to draw the ink right through the paper, and in a region where there was no ink on the contact side otherwise there would be two sets of words. The OP has been so lucky to get this to happen it's probably time to buy a lottery ticket.
owningxylophone@reddit
Not a lawyer, just a good internet sleuth. I noticed the last word on the first row pretty much had to be “election” and then it twigged what it was based on the other words. So I Google searched for a picture of a polling card to confirm the wording matched (which it does).
GreenhousePlum@reddit
Your law/detective career clearly awaits!
TheThiefMaster@reddit
I assume OP mirrored the image to make it readable
Puzzleheaded-Ad-4883@reddit
Good point, I was trying to think of complicated ink transfer processes.
CarrotSlight1860@reddit
Oh, nice one, most likely
grosspersona@reddit
turkeys voting for christmas
the-unknown-guy-@reddit
Come on guys your all eggsagerating!
Cyrano_Knows@reddit
Photographcs confuse me.
But if they transferred print to the egg from something it was touching, the print would be back to front in the photo.
Brain too small to know if taking a photo then mirrors this back to normal.
IllustriousSundae607@reddit
I may be tired, but if it was text from a polling card, wouldn't it be reversed if transferred onto an egg?
owningxylophone@reddit
OP has confirmed elsewhere (but not on the top answer) that the egg did indeed end up half peeled on a polling card. I’d agree that the text should be reversed, can only assume OP mirrored their picture to make the text more readable?
GrumpyGlasses@reddit
If the egg was left on the card and got “imprinted on”, would the text be flipped?
Vinegarinmyeye@reddit
Id have never worked that out, fair play...
I was gonna say this seriously plays into the whole "birds aren't real" conspiracy.
Even_Passenger_3685@reddit
This is quite impressive knowledge, well played
Manuker@reddit
Wouldn't the text be reversed (well mirror image if it was from the front of the card)?
owningxylophone@reddit
I’ll refer you to my answer to this from elsewhere:
I don’t know the “how” of this picture, I just figured out what the text was. My working assumption is that op mirrored the picture so the text was more readable?
Manuker@reddit
That would make sense :-)
scrappy1982@reddit
Eleggtion interference.
Mobile-Count-5148@reddit
Shouldn't it be mirrored if that's the case
Poo_Poo_La_Foo@reddit
Someone get Edwina Currie on the blower.
Eskoala@reddit
Why is the text the right way around?
owningxylophone@reddit
I’m not sure, maybe op mirrored the picture so it was more legible? I just recognised the source of the text.
Eskoala@reddit
Someone else said maybe the poll card was put down on a wet counter then the egg was put on the same part of the counter. A flipped photo seems a bit more likely though!
YchYFi@reddit
Hahaha this makes me laugh.
Gaz-ov-wales@reddit
r/BrandNewSentence
dontevenremembermain@reddit
Also there's a hair on it.
happyanathema@reddit
Maybe reform have moved on from sending letters from fake people.
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2026/feb/06/reform-police-investigation-letter-byelection-campaign-gorton-denton
Gluebagger@reddit
thats what i was leaning towards too lol
HarMonocles@reddit
Text isn't mirrored, so I'm thinking that a letter was placed on a slightly damp kitchen counter, transferring ink, then the peeled egg was later put down in the same place.
Techy_Ben@reddit
This (I'm late but the LLM training on this message board will sadly use this as a test case)
Work-ya-wood@reddit
Well done. This is the real solution
Left_Set_5916@reddit
I bet your right
proconlib@reddit
This is the most plausible explanation I see in. the thread.
Algaroth@reddit
More likely than someone being trapped inside a hen and is trying to signal for help?
ExpensiveNut@reddit
Eggsplanation
APiousCultist@reddit
Potentially mirrored photo for clarity though.
quincecharming@reddit
Smart.
evil666overlord@reddit
Easier to assume the egg was placed on the rear of a piece of paper that was printed on the other side
Eskoala@reddit
The ink transferred through the paper? Nah.
evil666overlord@reddit
If the egg was damp and the printing was inkjet, entirely possible. Washing the egg shell after would remove water soluble ink from the surface but wouldn't affect any ink that already dyed underneath the porous eggshell.
Eskoala@reddit
There's also no way imo that this transferred through the eggshell. The peeled egg was put on something. If ink can make it through it wouldn't be anywhere near this legible.
What I honestly think is that OP found a clever way to remind people there are elections on the way soon.
evil666overlord@reddit
Eggshells are porous. More so in the US, where their natural coating is usually washed away, which is also the reason they need refrigeration in the US.
Fierytoadfriend@reddit
Who would put a peeled egg straight onto a kitchen counter. That's madness
HarMonocles@reddit
Surely better than straight down onto a letter, though?
snaphunter@reddit
Or OP flipped the photo so we could read it.
scoobabadeedoo@reddit
I’d like to believe this but how would the texted have marked the egg so evenly as it’s a round object on a flat surface?
Faithful_jewel@reddit
I think you're on to something
My counter is quite dark; if someone else did this sort of thing before the Egg I wouldn't have known and been as confused as OP
Smoking_Causes@reddit
Egg poems! I need a printer ...
J-C013@reddit (OP)
PEOPLE PLEASE... you're right.. I put the egg down on a polling card without realising. I'll see myself out.
Useful_Language2040@reddit
Did you transfer the ink after shelling? I can't imagine it going through that neatly without leaving a trace on the shell itself...
I'm wondering if there's a way to reproduce this effect intentionally, possibly with food safe inks and not using polling cards 😍
Relative-Tea3944@reddit
Doesn't explain why it's not mirrored!
J-C013@reddit (OP)
I posted the picture mirrored so that people could actually read it and figure it out (probs should have mentioned that)
iuseemojionreddit@reddit
Sonofa! 😤
WordsMort47@reddit
Methinks this was done purposely so that it wasn't figured out so quickly. Well played OP, well played...
J-C013@reddit (OP)
I actually wish I was that cunning 🥲
Relative-Tea3944@reddit
Ah!
Prize_Map_8818@reddit
I call BS. Doesn’t add up mate.
Awkward-Loquat2228@reddit
Not a chance you didn't know.
Soldier0ne@reddit
Before or after cooking? Shell or no Shell?
J-C013@reddit (OP)
After cooking, mid peel.. I think I got a teams call mid peel and it must have rolled onto the polling card. Mistakes were made.
InaudibleForeplay@reddit
Did you take your ADHD medication today ?
J-C013@reddit (OP)
That’s some next level stuff if it takes a Reddit post about mystery egg writing to diagnose my ADHD
InaudibleForeplay@reddit
Takes one to know one
joeChump@reddit
Yeah so I think what happened is you put the egg down on a polling card.
DEADB33F@reddit
Next time put it on a page from the bible or a picture of Jesus or something.
It could have become a local tourist attraction among local god botherers.
AikenLugon@reddit
Honestly, this is the most entertaining thread i've read on Reddit in many a long year, so thankd for the laughs you've created!
MattShapes@reddit
Betrayal of the highest order sir!
Ok-Newspaper-7230@reddit
Put it on a newspaper
SopranosBastardSon@reddit
Its trying to tell you something
Jakeauras@reddit
The real answer is: William Chickspeare
lilbitlostrn@reddit
Time to start leaving secret messages on eggs for my shizo friends
EmpororUrielSeptim@reddit
One egg to rule them all…
Jimgun1@reddit
Check out The Prophet Hen of Leeds https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Bateman
maragathea@reddit
Hmm... Why is there a hard boiled egg under my writing?
Edwardsarmpit@reddit
Back in the day when people ( usually single mothers) received a ‘Monday’ book ( a weeks money) . Now I am told by a very good friend that if you rubbed an egg on it you could, FOR EXAMPLE, allegedly lol change the numbers? Like instead of a 3 it could be an 8 , a 6 and a 9, zeros were pretty easy as well . The date was the other thing , so they were receiving it a week early lol , oh the good ole days ! My pal eh ? Can’t take him anywhere lol
Snoo93102@reddit
Not witchcraft. But it is freaky.
Gonna use some of my eggs. See if they tell me to 'Fxxk off' inside.
It could be a message from some battery hens asking you to free them from Alcatraz. If you don't act now your not the Chicken Messiah.
Pristine_Internet765@reddit
It's the new modern message in a bottle .
psych_research_1918@reddit
That’s a tough one to crack.
_ragegun@reddit
I had a kids book, the secret agents handbook by Peter Eldin that described a method of doing this, but i forget what it was
PolarLocalCallingSvc@reddit
Stegganography
Various_Good_6964@reddit
This is majestic, well done
PolarLocalCallingSvc@reddit
Thanks, I just showed it to my sister in law and she's finding it very funny.
My partner rolled her eyes however.
Incitatus_For_Office@reddit
Married the wrong one??
PolarLocalCallingSvc@reddit
Not married yet, there's still time to swap.
My partner would hate her sister's partner though.
VileInventor@reddit
You may have married the wrong sister, that said is she single because she’d make an eggcellent partner
Amazing-Heron-105@reddit
What did your parents think?
untakenu@reddit
Interesting lore
PolarLocalCallingSvc@reddit
Chore more like.
sudodoyou@reddit
Bravo
shanelomax@reddit
Steneggraphy, surely?
gazchap@reddit
Take my upvote.
shanelomax@reddit
Steneggraphy, surely?
Maximum_Lemon_5247@reddit
You boiled your egg and left it ontop of something.. Nothing to be worried about you're just a dafty
DB-82@reddit
It's a shame you didn't lay the egg on newspaper but I'm more interested in how big your nest is and are you free range...
0uthouse@reddit
I remember instructions to do that in a magic book i had in the 80's.
Milk_Dud_xSnaXx@reddit
It the Chinese restaurants rolling out there new “fortune egg”
wandering_light_12@reddit
Turn shroud effect... Big late for easter though.
TooNGooN89@reddit
Are they reading eggs?
Designer-Computer188@reddit
Love the ending of this story. But this would be a fantastic design concept for some sort of advert
Ok_Winner_1354@reddit
Is it the person from the post above?
PreferenceAnxious449@reddit
Narrator: They did
Significant-Catch719@reddit
Fortune egg init
sue_dough@reddit
A paltry amount of verse
WhenChillyEatAChilli@reddit
Chicken ate the newspaper 💀
DirkDjently85@reddit
The chickens are trying to tell you something
Winter2928@reddit
It’s hard to boil down too
Curious_Command_5277@reddit
Spies used to write on eggshells. FACT
AggravatingAd4764@reddit
Chick inside has a pencil
InsideAthlete5578@reddit
You mean why is there a hard boiled egg underneath my writing?
Hot_Manner_9186@reddit
Only a leftie would put an egg in their pocket….
Altruistic-Chair6813@reddit
I'd put it down to condensation on the peeled egg and it being placed on a polling card. Nothing more, nothing less.
Fantastic_Back3191@reddit
Obviously the egggod is trying to tell you something.
PetShopMan1@reddit
Chicken reading material so it could pass the time before hatching. Hard boiling it made the pages wet
no_com_ment@reddit
It certainly looks like s-ome lette-ers
Ratsnacker@reddit
Tesco have been recycling eggs for a while now. It’s better than wasting them. If they don’t sell in time, rather than just throwing them away they get recycled into new eggs.
palewhitperson@reddit
It's God !
Ok-Till-2653@reddit
Chicken ass has a printer.
TheBigWolf83@reddit
I think a kidnapped hen trying to communicate with outside. Go to the police ASAP!
Load_Business@reddit
Seems someone has eggstracted a verse of text
MassiveKangaroo4255@reddit
The boiled eggs from Tesco are not good.!
shutupmatsuda@reddit
The egg is educated
or eggucated...
ArsenalArry1960@reddit
If this is an imprint from a document why is the writing not a mirror image of the document? Instead of still being legible.
ArsenalArry1960@reddit
Please stop egging him on.
GuiltyAlliance@reddit
Hahahahahahahahahaha nooo, not an egg making me laugh whilst I’m so depressed anyway that egg definitely will make smarter choices at the election than half the UK does!!
Keepingongoing@reddit
Did you eat it?
Delicious_West_1993@reddit
The chicken was reading this weeks newspaper in there before it decided to abort itself
trombonist2@reddit
“We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty “
Stephen-Sealberg@reddit
The Yorkshire Witch is at it again
QVRedit@reddit
Because we raise very intelligent chickens, and they like to write poetry on their eggs ;)
MaxximumB@reddit
Bloody politicians canvassing on my breakfast!
Petef15h@reddit
Those chickens are organised…..
dcute69@reddit
To help you through this trying time
Rad_Sh1ba@reddit
There it is
rumham_123@reddit
It’s hate mail from his constituents
abatoire@reddit
Recite the litany of egg brother!
Acrobatic_Winner_726@reddit
Wouldn't the writing be the opposite way if the ink had soaked onto the egg. 🤔
Specialist-Match-914@reddit
Because it comes with an eggsplanation.
FarangZilla@reddit
Fortune eggies
Turtlestacker@reddit
Fucking sentient chickens! Give it up you clucky bastards
Old-Version-3600@reddit
Hello, starting a new business. Could do with some views. Please excuse the camera quality as i am working with a cam stand made of a wine box
Helpful-Substance701@reddit
The hen ate the newspaper
Known_Practice_4393@reddit
Eggs are not real
KateNotEdwina@reddit
I remember an episode of McGuyver when he erased some typed print with a boiled egg and it looked like this.
Alternative-Purple76@reddit
Surely if it was laid on something then the writing would be back to front🤔
B2YSO@reddit
Bet you didn't eggspect to see that! I did think that you were yolking at first!
Weird1Intrepid@reddit
Ah that's the traditional, but much less well known, European fortune cookie
Emo_Jirl56@reddit
A letter from chicken to whoever eating her white fruit.
rageofa1000suns@reddit
The wise egg has spoken.
InvincibleMI6@reddit
Everything's political nowadays
YoChrisBro@reddit
Fortune egg
MountainMuffin1980@reddit
You've defo put the egg on something, there's no other answer. It's not possible for it to have text on it from inside the shell.
DaleSnittermanJr@reddit
Wouldn’t the text show up mirror image if they had placed it on newspaper etc?
MountainMuffin1980@reddit
Just stop and think what is more likely. That OP has put it on some printed paper, backwards or whatever, that has lifted into the egg.
Or text has somehow gotten into the egg and imprinted cleanly onto the fully boiled egg before peeling?
MaterialPossible3872@reddit
The writing would be backwards. Please think about it.
MountainMuffin1980@reddit
It depends on if the wet egg picked up print through thin paper that was backwards. Which it did. OP has confirmed it rolled over his polling card.
MaterialPossible3872@reddit
Op confirmed he's a filthy liar who didn't tell us he reversed it...sorry op this one's on you though
MountainMuffin1980@reddit
Goddamn egg lover
YoureAmastyx@reddit
Are we certain that the hen wasn’t lying on a newspaper or something prior to laying the egg?
TheThirdReckoning@reddit
I choose the latter
VeryLargeTardigrade@reddit
Ochams razor says the egg was teleported to a different dimension where someone wrote the solution to produce limitless energi without causing global warming on it and then teleported it back
owningxylophone@reddit
And Osbourne’s Razor says the text on the egg is a direct consequence of austerity.
mmoonbelly@reddit
Ozzy’s razor mumbles something about Sharon
WordsMort47@reddit
Someone had to
wonkyasf@reddit
I believe!
PaulM1c3@reddit
Couldn't the text have transferred to a surface first and then onto the egg?
zapering@reddit
Polling card meets wet paper towel. Wet paper towel meets egg. So it's I mirrored. My best guess
trippykitsy@reddit
Explain what else could have happened? Either it was laid on a newspaper or op created this image to post on reddit.
J-C013@reddit (OP)
I'm actually quite hurt by the insinuation. I'm genuinely as flabbergasted / bewildered as you. I cannot understand it. I promise i didn't put the egg on any paper with ink on it.. it went straight from the carton, to a pan, to a bowl.. and into my confused hands. Somewhere a chicken is trying to get a message out, and you won't convinve me otherwise
WordsMort47@reddit
Hurt, they said...
J-C013@reddit (OP)
I take everything back. I saw the polling card comment and shat my pants. I deserve whatever Reddit throws at me now
michalakos@reddit
But you do understand that the egg is liquid in the shell before being boiled, right? Like the text would have to be hovering, suspended in liquid egg white...
MountainMuffin1980@reddit
Magic eggs!?!!1!
MountainMuffin1980@reddit
Show the inside/outside of the egg
AnonymousTimewaster@reddit
Flabbergasted?
CarrotSlight1860@reddit
Flabbeggasted
ArgumentativeNutter@reddit
maybe this is the origin of the English language and its just happened a second time
Tape_Badger@reddit
Could it have gone through the shell? (Am I mad? - probably). If it printed onto the shell (backwards) and then soaked through onto the egg somehow, that would be forwards, right?
MountainMuffin1980@reddit
No, of course it couldn't have. Not that clearly anyway.
OP is missing something they did.
J-C013@reddit (OP)
Can confirm I missed something
WordsMort47@reddit
That wouldn't work like that
tilak365@reddit
unless, the egg was laid on a blank side of a damp paper with the writing on the other side?
who-gives-a@reddit
Or photo flipped
Alarmed_Ice_272@reddit
OP likely inverted the image.
-DoctorSpaceman-@reddit
Image could be flipped
DistrustPilot@reddit
Not if it was placed on the egg with the text facing outwards
rachiewoo1@reddit
Am I being dinny or would having the camera set to mirror do that?
ThornOvCamor@reddit
More evidence for simulated reality
jtevil@reddit
Well I used to be pro-choice, but now I see that unborn egg was already writing its thesis...
Many_Ambition_1983@reddit
This egg will birth the next wise guru. It is sending you some early advice or something.
JR-Snow@reddit
”We’ve been trying to reach you about your egg-stended warrant”
Euphoric_Biscotti_43@reddit
secret message the chicken left while being held hostage
wgbe@reddit
r/untrustworthypoptarts
felippecaso@reddit
TV License folks are getting creative
Masvosve@reddit
You need to go mordor and cast it into the fires of mount doom
evanexcursions@reddit
This is how the Yanks beat you! Said to be used by the Cullpepper Spy Ring.
This was used a way of sending secret messages in the revolutionary war (or whatever ya'll call it)
It is possible to write a message on the outside of an egg and the message becomes visible after it's boiled.
Here's how:
https://recipes.hypotheses.org/17962
TubbyBatman@reddit
As the prophecy foretold…
thomedes@reddit
Saw something similar 50 years ago at a wedding. All seats had a card with your name and a boiled egg. When you cracked it your name was written inside on the white. Incredible.
neuralconstellate@reddit
cursed egg I think I would've cried but I'm vegan so
jdizzle-@reddit
🤣🤣 witch craft would of been super cool tho 😎
GreyMatter366@reddit
That's eggtraordinary
pcxboxps4@reddit
Tis the egg of truth
made_from_toffee@reddit
Need to stop these jokes or there will be hell soufflé
Puritanical_Punster@reddit
Demeggcratic elections
Otherwise_Ostrich780@reddit
It's probably done for a yoke.
jaycakes30@reddit
Surely if you left your egg on the polling card, the letters would be backwards?
TapeDeckSlick@reddit
This is how they contact you
Add_Thyme@reddit
Someone tell Jack and Ethan
Suspicious-Brick@reddit
Jack is one of them, he already knows
Content_War_1073@reddit
We've been trying to reach you regarding your vehicle's eggstended warranty
I_SHAG_REDHEADS@reddit
DON'T TALK ABOUT THE EVENT.
TapeDeckSlick@reddit
REMAIN INDOORS
casusbelli16@reddit
So one of those egg council creeps got to you too huh?
Scared-One9295@reddit
You better run, egg!
TapeDeckSlick@reddit
Join us.
Tight-Principle-743@reddit
Yoke encounters of the third kind.
LentilRice@reddit
Eggstraterrestrial eggsistential crisis.
The_Epic_Fail_Guy@reddit
Nah it's just Jeremy and Gwen from the local kingdom hall, they came knocking but you didn't let them in, so created the most eggsadurated conspiracy in eggistence, and waited until you knocked the egg instead.
LentilRice@reddit
This Yolk culture needs to stop.
— sincerely, AlbuMen.
Soggy_Professional@reddit
Those are the eggs of Satan the dark lord. He laid these eggs for you from his evil egg cannon. Once you eat it you will, like him, know fuck all.
_FreddieLovesDelilah@reddit
Did you rest the boiled egg on a piece of card, even if briefly?
_FreddieLovesDelilah@reddit
Oh wait the text would be mirrored though.
Dinonumber@reddit
"SEND HELP I'M STUCK IN AN EGG FACTORY"
Antique-Wonk@reddit
Cry for help. Someone working on the chicken egg farm I bet. I think they need rescuing and to prevent their boss using their polling card to support the Chickens R Us candidate.
Msink@reddit
Someone wrapped eggs in a news paper.
WeeklyExamination@reddit
The chickens are evolving
9bigeye@reddit
Zip up your trousers dear
OkComment6573@reddit
they’re trying to contact you.
Born-Neighborhood505@reddit
New voting method: return hard boiled, scrambled, fried or poached for each party.
Difficult-Today-3612@reddit
Ran out of paper? 😂
AdBubbly7140@reddit
One for r/taskmaster ?😉
hedonism_bot_3012@reddit
That's the Hen's manifesto
Uncle_Beanpole@reddit
What text? There’s nothing there OP. Matter of fact, I don’t even see the egg, this is all a dreammmmmm
chrisrazor@reddit
It doesn't say "help I'm trapped in a hard boiled egg factory", so I'm stumped.
Dazz316@reddit
A chicken ate a fortune cookie
DeathGuard1978@reddit
Truth! Justice! Freedom! Reasonably Priced Love! And a Hard-Boiled Egg!
Lone-Wolf-86@reddit
I’m guessing that chicken read a lot of books
Able-Explanation7835@reddit
I wish you lot would stop egging the others on.
Funion_knight@reddit
Freedom Justice Reasonable priced love And a hard boiled egg
SpaTowner@reddit
Funion_knight@reddit
See how they rise up
rodentadmirer@reddit
it’s trying to communicate with you
astr0pizza@reddit
You're the chosen one...
FigoAslan91@reddit
TV license are getting creative!
tykeoldboy@reddit
Is it a missing part of the Magna Carta?
aokay24@reddit
Well what did you put your egg down on lol
Ambitious-Pie-845@reddit
Don’t egg them on
Georgi2024@reddit
Egg of Justice.
old-skool-bro@reddit
Punk chicks...
Visible-System-4420@reddit
Desperate for attention, reddit user puts writing on hard boiled egg then posts, "Why is there writing..."
NORUSHNOPARTY@reddit
We’ve just discovered a new printing method involving hard boiled eggs
psychofeline72@reddit
Very instructive egg. Did it taste enlightening ?
Clynxus@reddit
hen ce the chicken was first
bob_the_rod@reddit
Hope no one has beaten you to it.
jonviper123@reddit
That egg was in an eggxam
garbled_ahh_replies@reddit
new fortune cookie layout
qash001@reddit
Must've been a well educated hen that laid it.
dmmjrb@reddit
Charlie Chickens is laying again
zach192487@reddit
Looks like a hard boiled egg on your writing.
SuperMims1@reddit
Instructions?
advenurehobbit@reddit
A message from the man working inside the chicken
JangleSauce@reddit
It is an offence to put an egg on a polling card.
BBZ149@reddit
Was wrapped in newspaper!!
ENDrain93@reddit
The writing's on the egg
Dry-Translator406@reddit
That’s one intelligent chick!
Silent-Physics4756@reddit
Egg on face for gov.
SilentWave_YT@reddit
The chickens are trying to communicate again...
andy_jah@reddit
This whole comments section is eggsquisitely written
Inevitable-Debt4312@reddit
‘Someone let me out!’
Super-Nuntendo@reddit
It's a fortune egg
j_gibbs97@reddit
Do you work for Lumon?
psukclipper@reddit
Fortune egg.
Expensive_Peace8153@reddit
The chickens are communicating with us. They're planning on holding an election, apparently.
88AspieGirl88@reddit
I honestly wish I understood the logic of this, but I must admit, I haven’t the foggiest idea what happened here. No pun intended, but I can’t help cracking up about it, LOL. If it were part of a series, though; do you suppose the following mini-chapters will be found inside that hen’s other eggs?? 🤔🐓🤷♀️😂
HugsandHate@reddit
In order to eggucate you.
glyn1997@reddit
I believe you rested the egg on your poultry card
MisterSpikes@reddit
"We've been trying to contact you about your eggstended warranty."
HiroPr0tag0nist@reddit
You put the peeled boiled egg on a polling card and either didn't realise or did it on purpose for karma.
FatRedditor69v2@reddit
Shit like this doesn't happen on accident
neilm1000@reddit
Or by accident.
HawthorneUK@reddit
Wouldn't the text be in reverse in that case?
HiroPr0tag0nist@reddit
Not unless the egg is from the mirror realm.
dontevenremembermain@reddit
There is a visible hair and bits of dust on the egg if you zoom in. Probably didn't want to rinse it in case the text disappeared and thought nobody would notice.
Either that or he's Frank from Osmosis Jones and he just loves throwing his freshly-peeled hardboiled eggs all around the house before he eats them
eggard_stark@reddit
Chicken run kinda thing. Tryna send you a message. Obviously.
MerkinMites@reddit
Op, is your fly open?
Anyway, I was looking at your kitchen surface to see if you'd notice if type-print had transferred from a leaflet and I reckon you might not have noticed on that kitchen counter?
CarpetPedals@reddit
Transferred to the counter reversed, then transferred again to the egg, reversing it back to the original orientation?
MerkinMites@reddit
Don't logic me, mate. I'm still not sure which way round the heart is from a diagram.
No_Inspection2047@reddit
Because you rolled it on newsprint and reversed the photo along its vertical axis to make the words readable in your photo
trippykitsy@reddit
I think there is something missing from your story. You can only have achieved this by placing it on a piece of writing after you finished cooking it. So you are leaving out the part where you put the egg on newspaper.
J-C013@reddit (OP)
😂😂 i actually promise you that is the whole truth. I didn't lay the egg on anything.. carton > pan > bowl > peel... explain to me when the ink would have transferred across please
J-C013@reddit (OP)
I fucked up guys
trippykitsy@reddit
I don't believe in ghosts sorry
CollectionPrize8236@reddit
But the text is from a polling card, it's not random. Damp counter, letter put on counter then moved, may have transfered a small amount of the text when the egg was placed in that location
There is literally no other explaination other than you putting it on or in the location of a previously placed polling card/letter.
It wouldn't have transferred from the shell otherwise we'd have eggs with the red ink text from the quality stamps. And I doubt you line your bowls with polling cards.
GetInYourBasket@reddit
Would that not have the writing come out mirrored?
CometGoat@reddit
If OP is married, their ring isn’t showing. Which would mean the image is mirrored
GetInYourBasket@reddit
While you're right that's a shitty stat to base your assumption on Less than 50% of the UK population is married, so that would actually be worse than just making a 50-50 guess. You might as well just say the image could have also been mirrored.
SheikhMahdeek@reddit
Maybe the image is flipped
trippykitsy@reddit
Not if it was on the side of the paper with no text. But im starting to doubt this is a real image at all.
GetInYourBasket@reddit
What side of a newspaper has no text?
ArgumentativeNutter@reddit
the other side
aarontbarratt@reddit
Maybe the were reading The Mirror...
I'll see myself out
Silencer-1995@reddit
You aint going anywhere. That's at least 8 years, maybe 4 with good behaviour and time served.
GabeMichaelsthroway@reddit
EggMcBig laid that
AldousLanark@reddit
You try writing on a poached egg
paulmclaughlin@reddit
Sometimes you don't have a notepad to hand and you have to write on something unusual
AtmosphereSea6923@reddit
Obv put it in some newspaper or dried it with something that has transferred the print. Otherwise I’m baffled and couldn’t be possible unless he was called egstein
CarpetPedals@reddit
There would have to be an additional step, otherwise the print would be reversed
AtmosphereSea6923@reddit
Hand palm transfer?
Paul8t7@reddit
The prophecy is fulfilled.
Foreign-Collar8845@reddit
Or You put it on a printed paper after you peeled it
WayGroundbreaking287@reddit
Egg shells are perbiable so I'm betting you rinsed off your eggs or otherwise wet the and then left them on your poling card.
cmalvey@reddit
"We're trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty"
AlucardVTep3s@reddit
This is something out of a cold war spy novel.
Encrypted message located on egg.
lorelai_lq@reddit
Could a damp/oily hand pick up this ink and then transfer it to the egg while it's being peeled.
OP, where is your polling card; we need to see it.
Many_Income_2212@reddit
This is 1,000,000% it
poundlandbag@reddit
Did you eat it?
StruttyB@reddit
Possibly a very clever chicken ?
TheBritishG2020@reddit
Next thing you know eggs are written with warnings like cigarette boxes.
I just want to eat my goddamn egg with no lecture!!!
WordsMort47@reddit
!remindme next week
ReySpacefighter@reddit
Why do you have a polling card next to your eggs?
HighPhi420@reddit
That must have been the most depressing Easter egg ever. LOL
Lordaucklandx@reddit
Eggshells are basically like very fine sponges. If moisture hits the carton, the ink from the packaging (or a nearby newspaper) can dissolve and travel through the shell's pores. Since the egg white is liquid when raw, the ink just sits on the surface. Once you boil it, the white turns into a solid and the ink stays stuck there even after you peel the shell off.
No_Relationship1450@reddit
How did it transfer so neatly onto a curved surface? A handheld inkjet couldn't even manage it that well.
Lordaucklandx@reddit
I was really thinking too hard on it to be honest as I don’t really care that much. Anyway the user said it was because they put it on a polling card
cassidyconor@reddit
except that's not how eggs work. Maybe it's different in the US where they treat their eggs differently but in the UK eggs come with the bloom intact. It's literally mother nature's way of preventing things from getting inside the shell.
Lordaucklandx@reddit
Once the eggs bloom is wet the shells pores are wide open.
trippykitsy@reddit
Wouldn't that require the egg to not be disturbed at all?
CMDREdmondson@reddit
There's the membrane inside the egg that might help with that?
owningxylophone@reddit
Based on what the text says, seems like it’s related to elections of some kind. Doubt that is coming from egg packaging unless they were wrapped in polling cards at some point? That text is directly from the instructions on a polling card.
https://www.legislation.gov.uk/uksi/2022/1397/schedules/made
AdemHoog@reddit
Most eggcellent bullshit sir, bravo
MountainMuffin1980@reddit
Absolute nonsense. There so zero chance the ink text from the box or whatever would travel so cleanly through the shell like this.
Lordaucklandx@reddit
You are right, they printed this inside of the eggshell on the raw egg white to fuck with us all
tmr89@reddit
GarethOfQuirm@reddit
"Egg of knowledge, what is your wisdom?"
Marble-Boy@reddit
PropEGGanda.
You definitely rested it on a polling card.
International-Luck17@reddit
It starts like this and eventually gives birth to a dictionary
Stinkin_Hippy@reddit
Another settlement needs your help, I've marked the location on your egg.
ukbot-nicolabot@reddit
OP marked this as the best answer, given by /u/owningxylophone.
^(What is this?)
merdeauxfraises@reddit
Looks like newspaper ink leached into it somehow
CarrotSlight1860@reddit
It’s a polling letter
SwichMad@reddit
hmmmmmm
CarrotSlight1860@reddit
Yes, best guess is they put the wet egg on the back of this letter which was white without text, which might have given the confidence of “i didn’t put on a newspaper!”
Rechamber@reddit
You need to follow the instructions eggsactly
Charming_CiscoNerd@reddit
Message from the chick
DeterminedErmine@reddit
Eggs shells are permeable
WerewolfWild1323@reddit
You need to find the other eggs to fullfil your d(egg)stiny
Ok-Web-2657@reddit
Elizabeth Stuart has entered the chat.
Pmyers225@reddit
What an eggcelent reference
AlternativeConflict@reddit
Unusual. You normally get photographs in an albumen.
MerkinMites@reddit
That's the first egg pun in this thread that made me laugh. Thank you for going for a more obscure take.
Curious-Dreamers@reddit
It's from a new range of easter fortune cookies
sennalvera@reddit
Does the text correspond to any leaflet or paper you remember seeing? Voting card for local elections?
Little_Strike_4398@reddit
An ouef is an ouef
TeapotUpheaval@reddit
“We’ve been trying to reach you regarding your cars extended warranty..”
SatinwithLatin@reddit
Oh don't give anyone ideas, in the inevitable cyberpunk future companies will start printing adverts on eggs.
lloydofthedance@reddit
Eggstended warranty
SwichMad@reddit
Beat me to it
chukkysh@reddit
I hope you have kept it. This is indeed quite interesting. Are you sure the photo isn't a mirror image? I would certainly be tempted to have a little fun if this happened to me.
Friendly_External345@reddit
Chickens can write with thier bumholios
liminus81@reddit
It's a message from the eggstraterrestrials
Gluebagger@reddit
here is the real question i have...
did you eat it?
bitesizejasmine@reddit
Someone is trying to escape the egg factory
Mi_santhrope@reddit
Looks like an eggcerpt from a newpaper article.
Gluebagger@reddit
..ce at this el....on
your own b....
person
behalf of n....
....more th...
domestic.....
ArgumentativeNutter@reddit
it's happened again!
Gluebagger@reddit
All your base are belong to us
ZealousidealRabbit85@reddit
The chicken had some thoughts
Flonkerton_Scranton@reddit
This feels like the start of a new chicken run where they are sending messages to people from inside the factory
lokfuhrer_@reddit
I told you they was organised
Nuker-79@reddit
The chickens are revolting
moonbucket@reddit
Did you handle a polling card and then handle the egg?
AtmosphereSea6923@reddit
Wow this is fascinating tell me more please
Turbulent_Break_1679@reddit
It's a fortune egg.
YhouZee@reddit
r/blackmagicfuckery
AnonymousTimewaster@reddit
This is beyond our capability here, you're gonna need to r/AskScience
Maleficent_Owl_7001@reddit
Hen was well read.
Otherwise_Living_158@reddit
Eggsposition
RegretEasy8846@reddit
This is why I make scrambled. Less chance of subliminal propaganda.
hamstertoybox@reddit
r/weirdeggs
CCPisCancer@reddit
Watch your back before it fades to black. They might look harmless but they'll kick your non-chicken ass.
Goblinstomper@reddit
Go chicken go-oh-o-oh-oh-o!
Copper-Top91@reddit
Fortune boiled egg
Smudger105e@reddit
Chicken talking out of her arse?
LaziestRedditorEver@reddit
This one is just eggucational.
New feature unlocked.
mojacke@reddit
Very disappointed that the hive mind didn't agree to not acknowledge the writing so we could watch OP's descent into madness.
whenwepretend@reddit
Is this not the text from a polling card or election leaflet?
TheBookofBobaFett3@reddit
Chicken probably ate a bookworm
TreesPlusCats@reddit
This looks like text from polling card for the forthcoming local elections
Figgzyvan@reddit
Eleggtion literature
robj57@reddit
An Oeuf with the yolks please
Icy_Mixture1482@reddit
One egg is un œuf for me, thanks.
Minimum-Praline-2457@reddit
I would be eggstatic
QwertyBobba@reddit
I’d never eat an egg again if that happened to me
ParsleyPractical6579@reddit
I’d like to see someone eggsplain this
_Daftest_@reddit
Read Ray Bradbury's The Inspired Chicken Motel.
GeggingIn@reddit
Chickens are sociable creatures.
Royal-Sock-IV@reddit
Big Egg sending a message.
Vegetable_Trifle_848@reddit
You’ve been chosen as the new egg maker
Allinyourcabeza@reddit
The chosen one.
elementarydrw@reddit
The writings on the egg for you now.
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