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a house with weird doors that go all the way to the ceiling. you didn't notice that, did you? I thought he was a midget at first too but look at those weird doors. doors are supposed to be 2m tall, not go all the way to the ceiling.

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Twowie@reddit

what else could it be? 😉

Couldn't possibly be anything else. His light switches are installed unnaturally low. And his veins are clearly of small stature. Look at his skin. The subtle coloring of it. Oh my god. you didn't notice any of that, did you?

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igerardcom@reddit

Impressive. Very nice. Let's see Paul Allen's back.

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TastyBerny@reddit

A hobgoblin?

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IpeeInclosets@reddit

I'm fucking dying 4chan lives!

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SnooWoofers186@reddit

Car crash impact resistance guy

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MarkSuckerZerg@reddit

Person of clench

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TosiMias@reddit

I was thinking about how JoJo characters look (or used to look lol) for a few moments before I read this comment. Maybe he's just Koichi

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ImAzura@reddit

Homies is both jacked and fat simultaneously.

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Alekhine-Defense@reddit

It needs the sneed droyd image

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JMcLe86@reddit

That guy looks like he could hold a shit in like nobody's business.

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TF_Sally@reddit

He looks like one of those steers with a myostatin inhibitor deficiency

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fudgemental@reddit

Fucking hell that was my first thought too. This guy looks like his pee is used by other bodybuilders as gear

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_BEER_@reddit

The holy nectar lmao

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AlabastersBane@reddit

I’m fucking dying holy shit dude

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anghellous@reddit

Well, among other things, steroids do exactly that

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Next_Instruction_528@reddit

That's exactly what I thought

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Coelachantiform@reddit

Bro turned into a Bully Whippet

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420pumpkin69@reddit

Belgian blue

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Soggy_Cheek_2653@reddit

2X PUMPY 2X TREN

GYMCEL EXXOTICS

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PossiblyGreg@reddit

Jack Hanma build

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MightyPelipper@reddit

Baki is real

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chroncryx@reddit

That door would never open again

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Emleph@reddit

Guy became a Baki character.

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ZMowlcher@reddit

Thats not a crack that's a fucking fault line

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TurtleTitan@reddit

It's easier to cut down on exercise and food than it is to become half that muscular if you hate how buff you became. Cut back on the discipline of exercise (maybe steroids, but people can and do get this big on their own) and you'll lose muscle mass. It might take long with that but doable.

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LegendMotherfuckurrr@reddit

raw chicken looking mf

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someoneuseless2591@reddit

Baki characters

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TrashSaw@reddit

I swear there is a panel looking exactly like this

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dmthirdeye@reddit

images not allowed but other people posted images, literally 1 to 1 its the same picture

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/the-scaling-vortex/images/6/6d/Yujiros_level_3_gyat.webp/revision/latest?cb=20231001191741

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80lbScrote@reddit

Abomination

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OkLawfulness5845@reddit

Glutemaxing🥀

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Equal-Change9509@reddit

How anyone can find looking like this desirable is a mistery

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Outrageous_Gas7842@reddit

Colossal midget build

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zombielwray@reddit

I though he had a long ass crack

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Icy_Weakness2494@reddit

The most impressive achievement here is having escaped the clutches of the Norwood Reaper.

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don_dripac@reddit

how do you know? we can't see the hairline

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OldManChino@reddit

He walks everywhere backwards

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Uzielsquibb@reddit

I mean, how else did he get so big? What if his front was completely normal looking though? Like a cut-and-shut dude?

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jj4379@reddit

But not the rape-dwarf

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Icy_Weakness2494@reddit

No one escapes my grasp

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GuerillaGandhi@reddit

You're not the rape dwarf, because I can hear him in the walls.

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vivi_le_serpent@reddit

Holy hell, what are they feeding him ? Other bodybuilder ?

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Commando501@reddit

That's the bovine body, right?

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brunudumal@reddit

Looks good, nice round muscles bellies. Just need to cut down the fat, right now there is a bit of imbalance between lower and upper body, prioritize back and shoulders and reduce/stop training quads.

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coolhooves420@reddit

Average american in anime

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myqccountgotsca@reddit

dude could be a baki character

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SnooWoofers186@reddit

Maybe this one is american’t

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Fun_Union9542@reddit

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jtohrs@reddit

Chungus

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Lordsheetz@reddit

His shoulders look like they're giving birth to a smaller man

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hard-R-word@reddit

It looks exactly like that!

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Puceeffoc@reddit

I once saw this comment on a fitness page and now I can't unsee it. Every body builder looks like a smaller guy is coming out of their shoudlers, it's the funniest thing.

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SilentAffairs93@reddit

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Hanma family lookin ass

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Ozymandias_1303@reddit

You don't have to let that guy fuck you just because /fit/ says so anon.

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VatanKomurcu@reddit

i mean if you dont like being huge why do you do needles... just lay em off?

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farmyrlin@reddit

looks ass

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jeimuzu19@reddit

Bro became full cauliflower

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Drekdyr@reddit

Bro I made him in Wii WWE 12

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CptAlbatross@reddit

The bulbous shadow is sending me

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CptAlbatross@reddit

Online man caked build.

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LandofRy@reddit

"you are what you eat" mfs when their whole diet is rotisserie chicken

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EpicureanOwl@reddit

Do you think that dude's ass is naturally hairless, or does he shave his ass?

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Field_Of_View@reddit

he shaves his whole body most likely. steroids make you super hairy.

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omegafivethreefive@reddit

What's dumb is that if he had 50% less muscle mass he'd looks 10x better.

Dude hit the gym for 4 hours a day for 5 years when 4 a week would've looked much much better.

Dumbass.

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robot001@reddit

All he has to do is sit on his ass and not work out for 3 months

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Field_Of_View@reddit

no, all he has to do is get off steroids. and since he's mentally ill enough to take things this far, he won't do that.

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OpenScore@reddit

Even the poop knife won't help.

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Moist_Matt@reddit

Looks like a One Piece character

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OpenScore@reddit

There must be a Devil Fruit somewhere.

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neverknowsbest141@reddit

Steer-maxxing

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december151791@reddit

Morbidly obese people 🤝🏻 this guy

Not being able to wipe your own ass in the conventional way

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fatjoe19982006@reddit

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InfinityCrazee@reddit

He looks like a boiled chicken

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k0pr1va@reddit

All this work to look like a stunted chimpanzee

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ramenmoodles@reddit

looks like a buff baby

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ToxOmatic@reddit

This picture is gay as fuck, and I don't mean he's a homosexuel person

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stofatto@reddit

Be 5’4 on a good day. -> go gym thinking you’ll get girls -> start pinning for more gains. Result:being a hairless gay bear that posts his ass on 4chan Good luck anon

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oblivion2g@reddit

The farts must sound like a trumpet of war.

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fletku_mato@reddit

I finally understand the term "power bottom"

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Kookerpea@reddit

He lookslike an XL pitbull

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BxRad_@reddit

I thought this was moreplatemoredates sub

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AvidCyclist250@reddit

the man with two asscracks

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TomatoSpecialist6879@reddit

All that workout to look like an unseasoned chicken breast

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Prophet_Of_Trash_God@reddit

How does he shit?

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fth01@reddit

Powerfully

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bakermrr@reddit

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VehaMeursault@reddit

towards to

Might work on some gains at a library.

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zestycoochie@reddit

It looks painful like it looks like he can’t just be untense

I know it hurts to sit down

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diamondisland2023@reddit

he walks like he has tank controls

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47KiNG47@reddit

Mf has trex arms

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tittysprinkles112@reddit

Imagine screwing up your body with all of that gear just to look like a goomba.

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HidenTsubameGaeshi@reddit

At least most people wouldn't dare to make fun of his height anymore

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fletku_mato@reddit

What is he gonna do if I make fun of him and just walk away? Not gonna run after me with those thighs, that's for sure.

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Puceeffoc@reddit

Every step he takes is shredding his inner thighs more and more. Could you imagine the chafing?

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serial_feet_sniffer@reddit

If 1 dude can hold you down, 2 can rape you but this guy needs 4 just to pull his cheeks apart

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SnooWoofers186@reddit

If he stops workout or reduce the intensity, the muscle will lessen over time right?

How do you get such thick muscle in the first place, challenging weighing limit over and over right?

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kligon123@reddit

Roids. He stops his cycle, he will atrophy somewhat if he continues training as ge did before.

Progressive overload and years of diet and nutrition consistency to reach his look (with a good roid response ofc).

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BimmyWaWa@reddit

Mmm..Costco rotisserie chicken

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IrregularrAF@reddit

“The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.”

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thewebspinner@reddit

Dude looks like the bottom of a raw chicken that sat on the shelf too long.

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Few-Frosting-4213@reddit

Is this the Baki real life adaptation

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atlas_eater@reddit

Jesus walnut cracking Christ that dudes ass is tight.

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Saket666@reddit

Looks like a mecha but with flesh

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Sammyofather@reddit

It’s so insane how different peoples lives are. My body looks the exact opposite as his and we are probably similar age

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Professorbogdan@reddit

All those gains but no sunlight

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couldyouyes@reddit

hes like...hes like a tall midget

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helveteist@reddit

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MetalGearXerox@reddit

imagine having body dismorphia so bad you actually handicap yourself, I can't understand the anorexic women that do it and i definetly can't understand the juiced up dudes...

sad people all around, if only everyone was like me, the world would be a bit better.

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Those meat chicken looked like this guy when you plucked the feathers.

Are they training to be eaten or what?

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Your_Local_Heretic@reddit

Omniman squatt ass physique

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My_Other_Car_is_Cats@reddit

Yet another unrealistic beauty standard for Belgian Blue cows.

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Remarkable_Log_5562@reddit

If that man farts in con college, diddy soaked in oil ain’t gonna crack his defences