ULPT revenge on insane drivers

Posted by Low_Mango_6030@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 13 comments

a 20 something year old man screamed & cussed at me, followed me for a mile and tried to run me off the road because I stopped at a yellow light. (locals always go thru this light but I’ve been pulled over for it). I was in my partners brand new car so I didn’t egg him on or look at him while he screamed at me but it really rattled me. If I were in my junker car I would’ve had my bat or pepper bullet gun and I probs would’ve been arrested. I know there’s probably no good advice besides forget it and move on but I just can’t believe people get away with acting like this

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AcceptableCareer2472@reddit

mase. i have guns but dont really use them for anything but home protection. mase in the cars, mase on my person.

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Exaveus@reddit

I know a lot of people dont wanna hear this but escalating against someone who is clearly mentally unwell is a bad idea. At best you just make them more angry.

At worst you die because the crazy bastard has a gun.

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FelineOphelia@reddit

Oh no you didn't get revenge right away.

You find them based on plate and get it later.

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bionicallyironic@reddit

This. Recently gave someone the finger for speeding up behind me when I was in the middle of switching lanes. We wound up getting off at the same exit and when we were on the street, he tried to swerve into my car.

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FelineOphelia@reddit

Oh no no no, you can find them based on their license plate. Then just pick your poison. Brake fluid works well.

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domdymond@reddit

Some of that black mastic that they stick to the capillary tube has dripped off and is near or on your defrost heater. Pull it apart and clean it, or ignore it.

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Sarionum@reddit

Dash camera. Secondly, get over it. Ignore these people every time, and remember to always drive such that you are in the right so your insurance company and you can easily go after any idiot who smashes into your car.

Everytime I see idiots on the road I just pretend theyre not there and drive normally. If they want to smash my car so be it, I have dash cam footage and can easily sue the driver.

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Comprehensive_Cut179@reddit

Just go through the yellow next time

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RiddyReddit333@reddit

Call 911 and report a potentially drunk driver. Tell them exactly where you and that driver are, and the behavior you "witnessed." This is ULPT, after all!

Even if the cops pull him over and find he's okay, you'll get no repremand because you were just being a concerned citizen.

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Frockington@reddit

Pulling a pepper ball gun during a road rage, or really any public self defense situation is probably one of the worst possible decisions you could make in a scenario like this (assuming you're in the US).

You're essentially giving the other involved party (or any bystander who perceives you as a threat) a justified reaaon to mag dump you with their real gun.

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