First time making curry....
Posted by Ticketoestickler@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 22 comments
I know this looks bad, but I made it without any tutorials or cookbooks. Just got back from the countryside after being away for a really long time, and almost everything in my fridge had decomposed. The only shit left were some ground pork, carrots, onions, coconut cream, and shiitake mushrooms. I also found a box of curry paste that was given to me bout five years ago, so I decided to just 'have at it', cooked everything up, but when it was finished the sauce tasted nothing, so I decided to separate the sauce and add more paste and it went from using a few spoons to the entire box because I still couldn't taste a shit, the more the sauce cooked, the thicker it got and then dumped in more salt because I still couldn't taste anything
EmergencyGrocery3238@reddit
Almost there. You need to digest it now and there you go, curry ready
FormingTheVoid@reddit
Next time, add water and more spices instead of adding salt to the goop hahaha
phillious_j@reddit
What you made was slurry. Close, but...
Seygem@reddit
Everything in your fridge decomposed, but the ground meat was still good?
good lord.
kindagaybean@reddit
I'm also suspicious of the shitake mushrooms, unless they were growing fresh inside the fridge
Ticketoestickler@reddit (OP)
It was all veggies like cabbages, lettuce, tomatoes
Seygem@reddit
im not doubting the veggies being bad, im doubting the meat still being good
Ticketoestickler@reddit (OP)
Yeah that shit was frozen in a block of ice, it's an old trick me poppy used, had to bring out the blow torch to defrost it
Ultraluva@reddit
Ticketoestickler@reddit (OP)
I believe anyone can do anything! Even if they've done it horrendously they still did it
Seygem@reddit
lmao
7orque@reddit
Shreks discharge
LeMatDamonCarbine@reddit
What are ye doin in me swampass?!
Turbulent-Matter501@reddit
curry always looks weird LOL yeah five year old spices are too old and don't have much flavor. next time you'll knock it out of the park though -
Bi9WalkDog@reddit
glop
skronk61@reddit
It’s escaping
Alert-Dark-1250@reddit
Is that a before and after picture?
Istariel@reddit
Is this a before vs. after eating it?
Ticketoestickler@reddit (OP)
After cooking
Beautiful-Profile-10@reddit
Could have cooked all the food without the super expired curry paste 😭 I kind of get it though, hungry minds don’t think the same as normal minds. Next time try and think whether or not it’s okay or safe to eat something bro
Ticketoestickler@reddit (OP)
Wanted to say my momma ain't raised no bitch, but remembered I wasn't raised by my mother
Beautiful-Profile-10@reddit
Darn