Anon is short | TheaterFire

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noOB_226@reddit

Grow a beard, hit the gym and Roidmaxxis not like you need those testicles and roids will help with the beard aspect.

It might not win you over women, but dudes fear and respect will make it better. Some women might like it if the know you can overpower other men

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Morphling69@reddit

I member in high school 20 years ago this kid that was at-the-very-most 5 feet tall.

If that wasn't bad enough, his last name was Penner.

He didn't necessarily suffer much bullying, but he was treated like a joke by most people who didn't know him, and that couldn't have been fun.

I saw him a decade after graduating at a 7/11 and I think about what I said to him quite frequently.

"Hey! How are you doing, man? You haven't grown any taller!" and we exchanged some polite words and I walked to my car.

I've said some stupid shit in my life, but this is near the top.

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The_Nude_Mocracy@reddit

You graduated at a 7/11? Did you get a masters in shelf stacking or what

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Irisena@reddit

You haven't seen those chinese nutheads with their height adding operation.

The doctor literally smash your knees, put a few cm titanium bar there, and let your bone heal and grow on the titanium bar. Rehab can take months but hey, that's some 10cm gain there.

Absolutely do not try this at home though, as no one know what the long term effects are.

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uber-abuser@reddit

anon is insecure and plagued by paranoia

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avagrantthought@reddit

Those things, as well as him being treated like shit for being short, can be true at the same time.

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SpareDyre@reddit

Because other posters are insecure and live with an external locus of control. It's easier when it's the world's fault instead of shit personality syndrome.

Like half the straight women I know are with men who are shorter than them, many of them drastically shorter lol.

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dharknesss@reddit

Being 6'3 in my country it's fair to say I am taller than vast majority of people here.

It's my hobby to intentionally laugh about height of everyone around me, but ONLY when topic of height difference or "I could beat you in a fight" type shit appears. It's fun to diffuse situations by saying to the taller person that they are barely in my render distance themselves.

Remember kids, don't shit on others as there's always a taller fish.

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avagrantthought@reddit

I don't mean this with malice, but this has nothing to do with the green text or the discussion being had here, and instead comes off as extremely egocentric and mindlessly vain.

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Curious-Photo-4452@reddit

Gets funnier every passing day

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Monke3334@reddit

I like this version too

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SpaceBug176@reddit

There is a solution you're not seeing.

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THEGREATESTDERP@reddit

"Or that i atleast die".

Pretty sure he saw it.

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terranq@reddit

But have you ever tried walking in 6 inch stilettos?

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SpaceBug176@reddit

Not walking.

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Bonzooy@reddit

estrogen intensifies

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Slight-Rub-271@reddit

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C_umputer@reddit

Man that game was a trip, really a Twilight for guys. Blonde blazer is love btw

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Hyperversum@reddit

It absolutely was that, but also the MC has agency and his own character rather than being a pick-me, so you don't really notice it. I mean, you get why people would fall for him.

Plus, he was like the biggest shot hero outside of the truly superpowered ones. He was a cool guy.

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xtheresia@reddit (OP)

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