My sister doesnt like the hot dog skin. Or the bun.
Posted by Potential_tree@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 174 comments
Posted by Potential_tree@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 174 comments
Hiilios@reddit
I actually relate to this because when I was a kid I would peel the hotdog skin off and eat them separately.
Ultraluva@reddit
Ok can you just buy your sister some spam. It tastes pretty similar to skinless hot dog meat. It also comes with the added advantage of us not having to ever see again the hot dog circumcision method she is currently deploying.
AnimationOverlord@reddit
Spam smells like cat chow. That’s the only thing turning me off from living off it aside from the fact it’s priced similar to hotdogs.
TrainingSword@reddit
Or just buy the cheapo bar h crap skinless hotdogs
RadarSmith@reddit
Or just not buy hotdogs.
Emergency_Lie42@reddit
oxJoKeR6xo@reddit
grunkage@reddit
tunachilimac@reddit
I bought a pack of Bar S hotdogs once. Two of them broke in half when picking them up from the end as they were so limp. I wasn’t expecting them to taste great but I was surprised how fragile they are. Never again.
GrouchyExchange2122@reddit
They're literally the bottom tier of dogs. 1.25 even in this economy for a pack is red flag sus. They're mushy
pentarou@reddit
I bought a 5lb log of Bar S bologna once and I'd do it again.
fdzman@reddit
Struggle meal as a kid, comfort food in my 40s. As long as the rest of your diet is legit, I say bring on the spam amigo🤷🏽🍺🍺
jesst@reddit
Isn’t hot dog the same thing as balogna / mortadella? Get her a chuck of that.
imsadandthatsrad@reddit
I loved every single word of this, thank you.
OkCompetition6392@reddit
…. She circumcised it…?
HonestTangerine2@reddit
Your sister just wants attention
Cyber-X1@reddit
Run
User013579@reddit
Future surgeon.
jfoughe@reddit
Seriously. I don’t even know how I’d go about skinning a hotdog, especially with a knife as imprecise as that.
MBCG84@reddit
Or rabbi.
Salohacin@reddit
Mohel in training.
Books_And_Brews@reddit
Or future serial killer
letstalkaboutfeels@reddit
por que no los dos
Aggressive-Secret103@reddit
She'll make a killing with those knife skills
BigDumbandSexy@reddit
What.
shirre88@reddit
What a massacre
johnyeros@reddit
Not a fan of uncircumcised hotdog we see...
adamlm@reddit
I bet her future husband will be circumcised.
EvaTheE@reddit
Maybe she has texture oversensitivity. I know a lot of people with it. Not really stupid food, just a thing that some people have
russomd@reddit
Have grok give you a series of indirect questions to ask her to gauge if she could potentially grow up to be a serial killer.
fruitypoppies@reddit
azionka@reddit
Is she from Bavaria and likes Zuzeln?
Caucasian_Thunder@reddit
Rizeres@reddit
Does she have a deep freeze? Only asking cuz you might want to check it for bodies. That's some serious psychopath behavior.
NexeIa@reddit
Picky eater final boss
Bastard1066@reddit
Global-Reindeer7364@reddit
What's going on here? R we all playing nice...
Blue-Eyed_Triathlete@reddit
Lorena Bobbitt would be proud. No ketchup tho? Hmmmmmm
Arrow_KBS_Dock_Lead@reddit
skateboread@reddit
give her a piece of extra thick cut bologna
buckeye25osu@reddit
Bologna is the answer.
biffish@reddit
And fry that puppy up! Make a fried bologna sandwich.
whitewashed_mexicant@reddit
Without the bread, though.
Helpful-Opposite-616@reddit
A chub you might say
average_sized_rock@reddit
Did she give her hot dog a circumcision?
ResponseLife6305@reddit
Lmfao 😂😂😂
maxru85@reddit
There should be skinless sausages (I've surely seen some in Sweden)
zatalak@reddit
Your sister might be secretly Bavarian.
hobowithadegree@reddit
Just eat something, anything else
babypho3nix@reddit
My partner has imparted the lore that she used to love peeling her hotdogs except that she liked the whole thing but she enjoyed the peeling and eating of them separately.
Her mother hated her doing this.
be11ss@reddit
…. i would do this with slim jims as a kid. my mom also hated it lmao
babypho3nix@reddit
I used to peel slim jims because the skin annoyed me and I hated when I bit into one and the skin wouldn't break so it would "ruin" the slim jim so peeling it would make it "better" lol
be11ss@reddit
this is also why i refuse to eat any brat/sausage because i hate the crunch. we’re all just some autists, huh?
Painted-BIack-Roses@reddit
I still do this if I have a hotdog. But I'm also autistic and do this with most of my food lol
babypho3nix@reddit
She is also autistic, as am I lol
I don't do this to hotdogs but there's other foods I pick apart or peel
Domestic-Grind@reddit
She must love paté
mystery-woman92@reddit
Thats wrong on every level 🤢 call the police
Gay-A-Lee@reddit
…oh god
Weekly-Run4634@reddit
Pics you could horrify boyfriends with
Weekly-Run4634@reddit
Just get her Spam
Karate-Schnitzel@reddit
KennyFulgencio@reddit
when I was a kid this is what I thought circumcision meant
The-Final-Reason@reddit
So buy her pack of bologna
ICantExplainItAll@reddit
The other day at Costco I saw two women sitting at a food court table with what looked like pieces of pepperoni on the table in front of them. "Weird" I thought, "why not just get cheese pizza if you're gonna just pick all the pepperoni off?"
then I saw the buns and realized I was looking at curled up hot dog skin shavings. Presuming OP's starter isn't one of those ladies, she has at least two hot dog weirdo friends out there in the world
Weirdo_Crusader@reddit
You should call the FBI tip line because that is vile
Salt_Contract342@reddit
Maybe I don't need the internet
Any_Argument_517@reddit
oh I hate the sausage skins too :D
Less_Party@reddit
Offer to just blend it up into a smoothie.
LatterParty182@reddit
i don’t like it too
Deputy_Beagle76@reddit
I promise I’m not coming with ill intentions, but is your sister special needs?
hitokirivader@reddit
That’s what I was wondering too. Extreme pickiness with food is a common trait of those on the spectrum.
Physical-Car-6111@reddit
I can't eat it with the skin Dee. I'm not allowed!
TeacatWrites@reddit
Just feed her Spam hunks at this point, bro
Jaytrox7893@reddit
Idk your sister but seeing this has me scared of the horror she’s capable of
Tricksterama@reddit
If I were OP, I’d be locking my bedroom door at night.
MyvaJynaherz@reddit
But is okay with the flayed lump of pig-labia?
skronk61@reddit
They did surgery on a hotdog
PigBenis6969696969@reddit
ballsnbutt@reddit
How old? If <10 I get it. If >10, time to learn how to eat like a damn grown up lmao
North_Shore_Problem@reddit
This is horrifying
AndringRasew@reddit
What? You don't enjoy degloving your snoosages?
earthwormjimwow@reddit
Agreed, hotdogs which don't use natural casing are truly horrifying.
MISERABLENUTBAR@reddit
This guy should check if small pets are going missing around the neighborhood
FaceMcShootie@reddit
Balogna? Maybe brats without casings?
ToeTagTic@reddit
Degloved hotdog
brutal4455@reddit
The reason it was so difficult to remove then skin and it all came off in chunks is because THERE IS NO SKIN (casing) on that rotdog.
SuccessfulPoet7578@reddit
If it makes any of yall feel better, I eat hotdogs for the shape
Icy-Satisfaction-129@reddit
Man I hope if she is with a man they are already circumcised.
Dollar_Bills@reddit
How does she eat grapes?
IamJacksTrollAccount@reddit
More skin and buns for us.
lanceacr@reddit
Oí vey.
Theincendiarydvice@reddit
Sunny. Please blink twice. Sunnysnwife4 times to make sure
cilantro_so_good@reddit
Hotdogs by definition don't have "a skin"
DimSumDino@reddit
just get her a chub of bologna then lol
nomofros@reddit
I don't like the skin on hotdogs either. I started buying chicken and pork hotdogs and they have no casing and the they are CHEAPER. Slightly different taste from a beef hot dog but I prefer them.
earthwormjimwow@reddit
I suspect you haven't had real casing hot dogs. Instead you've been fed the casing free or plant based casing alternatives which taste absolutely horrible. It's surprisingly difficult to buy natural casing hot dogs these days.
earthwormjimwow@reddit
I don't blame your sister. I hate hot dog skin as pictured, it's just disgusting. Hot dogs should only be made with natural casing, not this plant based garbage.
Xav_NZ@reddit
Circumcised Hotdog
cookiedanslesac@reddit
hallal, kocher or usian hot-dog
Xav_NZ@reddit
I read that as halal , kosher or Usain and I was very confused what the fastest man on earth had to do with circumcision for a second.
Successful_Panic3002@reddit
I'll take the circumcised hot dog with no bread and mustard please!
presidentiallogin@reddit
Why doesnt she just suck the meat out like a gogurt?
elFistoFucko@reddit
Hot dog circumcision.
-Xiphon-@reddit
TechnicalBenefit4609@reddit
I’d sleep with the door locked to my bedroom.
Infoleptic@reddit
“But the skin… that’s the best part.”
https://youtu.be/q49TKk9ivjM?si=Yurc7KFQPLCCe720
tacoSEVEN@reddit
That takes so much work, for the food that takes the least amount of work.
YumyRiceball@reddit
We're bot going to question that she used a butter knife to skin this?
stupifystupify@reddit
Does someone eat the hotdog skin?
RunWild0_0@reddit
I did this as a kid !! Then I got slapped into next week for it & decided that shit wasn't worth it.
In hindsight, I am greatful for the slap.
Sophisticated-Crow@reddit
The skin isn't even noticeably different than the inside on most hot dogs.
boon83@reddit
Im assuming shes on the spectrum
VentiSpore@reddit
Is your sister a surgeon?
fluorescentbananas@reddit
That looks like a white person’s dick
Atomisaurus@reddit
I hope the cuts don't go to waste :(
uchihajiro@reddit
Must be from house Bolton
Bringastormtoo@reddit
I used to love hot dogs as a kid(and still get cravings for them a lot) and would do this sometimes. Not because I didn't like the skin(Id still eat it), but because the inside is so good on it's own
The_Best_Yak_Ever@reddit
That’s not weird. Normal people do that. That’s a normal thing for people to do… right everyone??
My mom insisted that I’m a normal person. Which means that doing this is normal… :-(
ThoughtDiver@reddit
I bet she wears the skins too
Great_Will_1361@reddit
Well, that is a healthy choice for her. Now if she could not enjoy the rest of it, then it would be even better for her.
Barracuda00@reddit
My mom would do this for my brother when he was a toddler
nessaavee@reddit
Circumcised sausage wasn’t on my bingo card when I opened the app
Forsaken_Sundae_4315@reddit
I just came up with the nastiest joke about this, but I will refrain from telling it this time.
UsedWelcome5903@reddit
MindRaptor@reddit
No pics of her peeling away the bun?
Low_Mix2540@reddit
Sooo you’re saying she doesn’t like hotdogs. Got it.
EPLemonSqueezy@reddit
Honestly a little disturbing. Does she collect knives?
Shantotto11@reddit
Your sister has a thing for circumcised meat…
Motor-Drama-1421@reddit
Why does my pelvis hurt?
throwtheclownaway20@reddit
Jesus Fucknasty Christ, she degloved a hot dog
YourDadThinksImCool_@reddit
Autism?
bapplebauce@reddit
Your sister is not human, sorry bro.
Fe2O3yshackleford@reddit
sokrayzie@reddit
I can't fix her.
orodoro@reddit
We need to see her share a meal with the lady that flayed a rotisserie chicken
Lurkylurkness@reddit
Does she even like hot dogs????
drucktown@reddit
Absolutly Diabolical
PhantomPhelix@reddit
Damn, so many of these comments are wild.
You'd think redditors would at least be more aware of autism, what with being autistic themselves so much of the time, lol.
DewySundayMorning@reddit
Heathen
InevitabilityEngine@reddit
I need you to go to a Wienerschnitzel and record her ordering a skinless hotdog. I want to hear the soul leave the body of the drive thru staff.
tulipskull@reddit
Seems like it would be easier to just cut off one of the ends and suck the meat out of the skin
mattyboy555@reddit
Circumcised hotdog
mearbearcate@reddit
MarsScully@reddit
Mmmm degloved hotdog
wavdaily@reddit
Take my up vote.
LoosePrisonPurse@reddit
Kquinn87@reddit
Everything reminds me of her...
Stormblessed_N@reddit
Your sister is beyond saving, send her straight to jail!
Shingorillaz@reddit
Has she tried spam?
Mrmcgonagal@reddit
Here’s a secret, the skin tastes just like the inside
sazed813@reddit
TechnicalSwitch4073@reddit
Wtf
Veneboy@reddit
She must be quite popular at tailgate parties and cookouts!
Next-Drink8593@reddit
OMG dude. what a depressing lookin’ weenie.
Koopsta211@reddit
apparently Ketchup too :(
coolsilentebeans@reddit
Reminds me of seventh grade science lab. Before we dissected the giant earthworm, we had to dissect a hot dog as if it was one. Pinned the casing and all.
Dracoabyss@reddit
Your sister is a monster.
MadamVoid@reddit
I hope this is a 3yr old
ReppinNYHC@reddit
So you’re saying she likes raw dogs?
twl8zn@reddit
Weiner meat. Hold the skin.
dragon_sack@reddit
Circumcised hot dog?
GamingInSilence@reddit
Mother Mary save us all…
cwcam86@reddit
Wow this legitimately ruined my night.
CthulusLittleAngel@reddit
For the love of God, put a NSFW tag on this kind of post. There are children on this app
Cheshires_Shadow@reddit
My sister likes romaine lettuce but only the leafy portion so she'll cut alongside the crunchy stem part in the center and only eat the green sections :/
suicidemenot@reddit
The paper plate…
Minimum-End-9464@reddit
Apart_Pineapple2392@reddit
Amorousniya@reddit
When I was in school I didn’t eat corn dogs. But I like hotdogs. So I would get corn dogs during school lunch and peel the breading off. Sometimes I’d peel the hotdog skin off too just to be different. Has your sister considered at least ordering hot dogs without the bun?
MaddiMoo22@reddit
This makes me think about how my Nana used to cut the ring off her hamsteaks and id always eat it lol. Mmmmmmm rind
Fun-Mud3861@reddit
You gotta tell her about hotdog hearts. They come in a jar
SnooGoats7454@reddit
For God's sake just make her a burger
upvotesforkitties@reddit
Then you need to tell her she can't eat hot dogs anymore
BigDumbandSexy@reddit
Get this girl a peeler!