My sister doesnt like the hot dog skin. Or the bun.

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Hiilios@reddit

I actually relate to this because when I was a kid I would peel the hotdog skin off and eat them separately.

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Ok can you just buy your sister some spam. It tastes pretty similar to skinless hot dog meat. It also comes with the added advantage of us not having to ever see again the hot dog circumcision method she is currently deploying.

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AnimationOverlord@reddit

Spam smells like cat chow. That’s the only thing turning me off from living off it aside from the fact it’s priced similar to hotdogs.

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TrainingSword@reddit

Or just buy the cheapo bar h crap skinless hotdogs

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RadarSmith@reddit

Or just not buy hotdogs.

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Emergency_Lie42@reddit

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oxJoKeR6xo@reddit

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grunkage@reddit

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tunachilimac@reddit

I bought a pack of Bar S hotdogs once. Two of them broke in half when picking them up from the end as they were so limp. I wasn’t expecting them to taste great but I was surprised how fragile they are. Never again.

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GrouchyExchange2122@reddit

They're literally the bottom tier of dogs. 1.25 even in this economy for a pack is red flag sus. They're mushy

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pentarou@reddit

I bought a 5lb log of Bar S bologna once and I'd do it again.

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fdzman@reddit

Struggle meal as a kid, comfort food in my 40s. As long as the rest of your diet is legit, I say bring on the spam amigo🤷🏽🍺🍺

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jesst@reddit

Isn’t hot dog the same thing as balogna / mortadella? Get her a chuck of that.

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imsadandthatsrad@reddit

I loved every single word of this, thank you.

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OkCompetition6392@reddit

…. She circumcised it…?

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HonestTangerine2@reddit

Your sister just wants attention

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Cyber-X1@reddit

Run

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User013579@reddit

Future surgeon.

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jfoughe@reddit

Seriously. I don’t even know how I’d go about skinning a hotdog, especially with a knife as imprecise as that.

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MBCG84@reddit

Or rabbi.

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Salohacin@reddit

Mohel in training.

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Books_And_Brews@reddit

Or future serial killer

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letstalkaboutfeels@reddit

por que no los dos

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Aggressive-Secret103@reddit

She'll make a killing with those knife skills

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BigDumbandSexy@reddit

What.

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shirre88@reddit

What a massacre

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johnyeros@reddit

Not a fan of uncircumcised hotdog we see...

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adamlm@reddit

I bet her future husband will be circumcised.

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EvaTheE@reddit

Maybe she has texture oversensitivity. I know a lot of people with it. Not really stupid food, just a thing that some people have

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russomd@reddit

Have grok give you a series of indirect questions to ask her to gauge if she could potentially grow up to be a serial killer.

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fruitypoppies@reddit

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azionka@reddit

Is she from Bavaria and likes Zuzeln?

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Caucasian_Thunder@reddit

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Rizeres@reddit

Does she have a deep freeze? Only asking cuz you might want to check it for bodies. That's some serious psychopath behavior.

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NexeIa@reddit

Picky eater final boss

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Bastard1066@reddit

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Global-Reindeer7364@reddit

What's going on here? R we all playing nice...

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Blue-Eyed_Triathlete@reddit

Lorena Bobbitt would be proud. No ketchup tho? Hmmmmmm

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Arrow_KBS_Dock_Lead@reddit

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skateboread@reddit

give her a piece of extra thick cut bologna

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buckeye25osu@reddit

Bologna is the answer.

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biffish@reddit

And fry that puppy up! Make a fried bologna sandwich.

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whitewashed_mexicant@reddit

Without the bread, though.

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Helpful-Opposite-616@reddit

A chub you might say

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average_sized_rock@reddit

Did she give her hot dog a circumcision?

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ResponseLife6305@reddit

Lmfao 😂😂😂

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maxru85@reddit

There should be skinless sausages (I've surely seen some in Sweden)

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zatalak@reddit

Your sister might be secretly Bavarian.

Weißwürste are brought to the table in a big bowl together with the hot water used for preparation (so they do not cool down too much), then eaten without their skins. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wei%C3%9Fwurst

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hobowithadegree@reddit

Just eat something, anything else

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babypho3nix@reddit

My partner has imparted the lore that she used to love peeling her hotdogs except that she liked the whole thing but she enjoyed the peeling and eating of them separately.

Her mother hated her doing this.

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be11ss@reddit

…. i would do this with slim jims as a kid. my mom also hated it lmao

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babypho3nix@reddit

I used to peel slim jims because the skin annoyed me and I hated when I bit into one and the skin wouldn't break so it would "ruin" the slim jim so peeling it would make it "better" lol

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be11ss@reddit

this is also why i refuse to eat any brat/sausage because i hate the crunch. we’re all just some autists, huh?

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Painted-BIack-Roses@reddit

I still do this if I have a hotdog. But I'm also autistic and do this with most of my food lol

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babypho3nix@reddit

She is also autistic, as am I lol

I don't do this to hotdogs but there's other foods I pick apart or peel

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Domestic-Grind@reddit

She must love paté

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mystery-woman92@reddit

Thats wrong on every level 🤢 call the police

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Gay-A-Lee@reddit

…oh god

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Weekly-Run4634@reddit

Pics you could horrify boyfriends with

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Weekly-Run4634@reddit

Just get her Spam

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Karate-Schnitzel@reddit

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KennyFulgencio@reddit

when I was a kid this is what I thought circumcision meant

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The-Final-Reason@reddit

So buy her pack of bologna

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ICantExplainItAll@reddit

The other day at Costco I saw two women sitting at a food court table with what looked like pieces of pepperoni on the table in front of them. "Weird" I thought, "why not just get cheese pizza if you're gonna just pick all the pepperoni off?"

then I saw the buns and realized I was looking at curled up hot dog skin shavings. Presuming OP's starter isn't one of those ladies, she has at least two hot dog weirdo friends out there in the world

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Weirdo_Crusader@reddit

You should call the FBI tip line because that is vile

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Salt_Contract342@reddit

Maybe I don't need the internet

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Any_Argument_517@reddit

oh I hate the sausage skins too :D

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Less_Party@reddit

Offer to just blend it up into a smoothie.

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LatterParty182@reddit

i don’t like it too

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Deputy_Beagle76@reddit

I promise I’m not coming with ill intentions, but is your sister special needs?

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hitokirivader@reddit

That’s what I was wondering too. Extreme pickiness with food is a common trait of those on the spectrum.

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Physical-Car-6111@reddit

I can't eat it with the skin Dee. I'm not allowed!

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TeacatWrites@reddit

Just feed her Spam hunks at this point, bro

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Jaytrox7893@reddit

Idk your sister but seeing this has me scared of the horror she’s capable of

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Tricksterama@reddit

If I were OP, I’d be locking my bedroom door at night.

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MyvaJynaherz@reddit

But is okay with the flayed lump of pig-labia?

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skronk61@reddit

They did surgery on a hotdog

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PigBenis6969696969@reddit

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ballsnbutt@reddit

How old? If <10 I get it. If >10, time to learn how to eat like a damn grown up lmao

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North_Shore_Problem@reddit

This is horrifying

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AndringRasew@reddit

What? You don't enjoy degloving your snoosages?

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earthwormjimwow@reddit

Agreed, hotdogs which don't use natural casing are truly horrifying.

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MISERABLENUTBAR@reddit

This guy should check if small pets are going missing around the neighborhood

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FaceMcShootie@reddit

Balogna? Maybe brats without casings?

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ToeTagTic@reddit

Degloved hotdog

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brutal4455@reddit

The reason it was so difficult to remove then skin and it all came off in chunks is because THERE IS NO SKIN (casing) on that rotdog.

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SuccessfulPoet7578@reddit

If it makes any of yall feel better, I eat hotdogs for the shape

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Icy-Satisfaction-129@reddit

Man I hope if she is with a man they are already circumcised.

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Dollar_Bills@reddit

How does she eat grapes?

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IamJacksTrollAccount@reddit

More skin and buns for us.

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lanceacr@reddit

Oí vey.

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Theincendiarydvice@reddit

Sunny. Please blink twice. Sunnysnwife4 times to make sure

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cilantro_so_good@reddit

Hotdogs by definition don't have "a skin"

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DimSumDino@reddit

just get her a chub of bologna then lol

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nomofros@reddit

I don't like the skin on hotdogs either. I started buying chicken and pork hotdogs and they have no casing and the they are CHEAPER. Slightly different taste from a beef hot dog but I prefer them.

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earthwormjimwow@reddit

I suspect you haven't had real casing hot dogs. Instead you've been fed the casing free or plant based casing alternatives which taste absolutely horrible. It's surprisingly difficult to buy natural casing hot dogs these days.

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earthwormjimwow@reddit

I don't blame your sister. I hate hot dog skin as pictured, it's just disgusting. Hot dogs should only be made with natural casing, not this plant based garbage.

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Xav_NZ@reddit

Circumcised Hotdog

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cookiedanslesac@reddit

hallal, kocher or usian hot-dog

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Xav_NZ@reddit

I read that as halal , kosher or Usain and I was very confused what the fastest man on earth had to do with circumcision for a second.

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Successful_Panic3002@reddit

I'll take the circumcised hot dog with no bread and mustard please!

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presidentiallogin@reddit

Why doesnt she just suck the meat out like a gogurt?

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elFistoFucko@reddit

Hot dog circumcision.

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-Xiphon-@reddit

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TechnicalBenefit4609@reddit

I’d sleep with the door locked to my bedroom.

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Infoleptic@reddit

“But the skin… that’s the best part.”

https://youtu.be/q49TKk9ivjM?si=Yurc7KFQPLCCe720

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tacoSEVEN@reddit

That takes so much work, for the food that takes the least amount of work.

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YumyRiceball@reddit

We're bot going to question that she used a butter knife to skin this?

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stupifystupify@reddit

Does someone eat the hotdog skin?

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RunWild0_0@reddit

I did this as a kid !! Then I got slapped into next week for it & decided that shit wasn't worth it.

In hindsight, I am greatful for the slap.

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Sophisticated-Crow@reddit

The skin isn't even noticeably different than the inside on most hot dogs.

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boon83@reddit

Im assuming shes on the spectrum

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VentiSpore@reddit

Is your sister a surgeon?

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fluorescentbananas@reddit

That looks like a white person’s dick

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Atomisaurus@reddit

I hope the cuts don't go to waste :(

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uchihajiro@reddit

Must be from house Bolton

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Bringastormtoo@reddit

I used to love hot dogs as a kid(and still get cravings for them a lot) and would do this sometimes. Not because I didn't like the skin(Id still eat it), but because the inside is so good on it's own

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The_Best_Yak_Ever@reddit

That’s not weird. Normal people do that. That’s a normal thing for people to do… right everyone??

My mom insisted that I’m a normal person. Which means that doing this is normal… :-(

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ThoughtDiver@reddit

I bet she wears the skins too

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Great_Will_1361@reddit

Well, that is a healthy choice for her. Now if she could not enjoy the rest of it, then it would be even better for her.

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Barracuda00@reddit

My mom would do this for my brother when he was a toddler

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nessaavee@reddit

Circumcised sausage wasn’t on my bingo card when I opened the app

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Forsaken_Sundae_4315@reddit

I just came up with the nastiest joke about this, but I will refrain from telling it this time.

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UsedWelcome5903@reddit

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MindRaptor@reddit

No pics of her peeling away the bun?

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Low_Mix2540@reddit

Sooo you’re saying she doesn’t like hotdogs. Got it.

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EPLemonSqueezy@reddit

Honestly a little disturbing. Does she collect knives?

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Shantotto11@reddit

Your sister has a thing for circumcised meat…

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Motor-Drama-1421@reddit

Why does my pelvis hurt?

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throwtheclownaway20@reddit

Jesus Fucknasty Christ, she degloved a hot dog

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YourDadThinksImCool_@reddit

Autism?

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bapplebauce@reddit

Your sister is not human, sorry bro.

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Fe2O3yshackleford@reddit

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sokrayzie@reddit

I can't fix her.

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orodoro@reddit

We need to see her share a meal with the lady that flayed a rotisserie chicken

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Lurkylurkness@reddit

Does she even like hot dogs????

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drucktown@reddit

Absolutly Diabolical

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PhantomPhelix@reddit

Damn, so many of these comments are wild.

You'd think redditors would at least be more aware of autism, what with being autistic themselves so much of the time, lol.

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DewySundayMorning@reddit

Heathen

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InevitabilityEngine@reddit

I need you to go to a Wienerschnitzel and record her ordering a skinless hotdog. I want to hear the soul leave the body of the drive thru staff.

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tulipskull@reddit

Seems like it would be easier to just cut off one of the ends and suck the meat out of the skin

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mattyboy555@reddit

Circumcised hotdog

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mearbearcate@reddit

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MarsScully@reddit

Mmmm degloved hotdog

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wavdaily@reddit

Take my up vote.

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LoosePrisonPurse@reddit

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Kquinn87@reddit

Everything reminds me of her...

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Stormblessed_N@reddit

Your sister is beyond saving, send her straight to jail!

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Shingorillaz@reddit

Has she tried spam?

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Mrmcgonagal@reddit

Here’s a secret, the skin tastes just like the inside

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sazed813@reddit

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TechnicalSwitch4073@reddit

Wtf

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Veneboy@reddit

She must be quite popular at tailgate parties and cookouts!

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Next-Drink8593@reddit

OMG dude. what a depressing lookin’ weenie.

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Koopsta211@reddit

apparently Ketchup too :(

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coolsilentebeans@reddit

Reminds me of seventh grade science lab. Before we dissected the giant earthworm, we had to dissect a hot dog as if it was one. Pinned the casing and all.

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Dracoabyss@reddit

Your sister is a monster.

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MadamVoid@reddit

I hope this is a 3yr old

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ReppinNYHC@reddit

So you’re saying she likes raw dogs?

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twl8zn@reddit

Weiner meat. Hold the skin.

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dragon_sack@reddit

Circumcised hot dog?

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GamingInSilence@reddit

Mother Mary save us all…

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cwcam86@reddit

Wow this legitimately ruined my night.

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CthulusLittleAngel@reddit

For the love of God, put a NSFW tag on this kind of post. There are children on this app

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Cheshires_Shadow@reddit

My sister likes romaine lettuce but only the leafy portion so she'll cut alongside the crunchy stem part in the center and only eat the green sections :/

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suicidemenot@reddit

The paper plate…

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Minimum-End-9464@reddit

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Amorousniya@reddit

When I was in school I didn’t eat corn dogs. But I like hotdogs. So I would get corn dogs during school lunch and peel the breading off. Sometimes I’d peel the hotdog skin off too just to be different. Has your sister considered at least ordering hot dogs without the bun?

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MaddiMoo22@reddit

This makes me think about how my Nana used to cut the ring off her hamsteaks and id always eat it lol. Mmmmmmm rind

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