Freshly Baked Dubai Chocolate Pastries From Safeway!

The trend might already be on the way out. The clearance rack at my local Walmart had probably 3 display cases of the stuff on sale at a hefty discount. Nabbed some for me and mine. It was good. But not full price good.

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gleepglorpad@reddit

i really dont get it. is it all imported and we're supposed to eat the tarriffs? are pistachios just that pricy these days? do these companies just think we're rich and/or stupid???

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Mayion@reddit

I hear it's still going strong in SK

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frothingnome@reddit

It's on clearance at a comically small discount at mine. Wow, 20% off a $17 chocolate bar? You shouldn't have.

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Jeramy_Jones@reddit

Over priced and usually with barely any actual pistachio.

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Rndysasqatch@reddit

I really liked the Russell Stover version. Also the place in town that made specialty one. There was another brand that was good I can't remember. All the other ones were overpriced trash. There's something about the crispy kunafa, with the pistachio cream and the chocolate that's delicious but only if you get it with a really thick coating and no shortcuts. And not for ridiculous price

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tofuonplate@reddit

It's not bad but I don't get the hype.

Pistachio taste is underwhelming, and chocolate is too overpowered by pistachios. They don't seem to blend well like many other nuts.

I'd rather eat them separately.

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Southern_Sprinkles_6@reddit

It is delicious but its overdone just like every “super trendy” thing. Not to mention over priced because they know people will pay.

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P529@reddit

The original dubai chocolate trend had angels hair in the filling too so arguably this is just normal pastries with pistachio creme

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Zerostar39@reddit

In theory it’s not bad. It’s just that it’s everywhere now. And they are making a Dubai chocolate version of things that should not be

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wanton_newt@reddit

It’s quite decadent but very good at least once. If you see some, try it! I’ve had it in truffle form, bar form, and dessert form. I prefer a dessert bc the bar and truffles were too rich for my taste

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FearTheSpoonman@reddit

It's more like a hazelnut filling from something like kinder bueno, with a tiny bit of pistachio and green colouring. It's not bad, but not worth the crazy hype.

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Dani-With-Rats@reddit

I think its quite good but as others have said not worth the

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FormingTheVoid@reddit

Chocolate and pistachio is good, but making it over-priced and now turning it into diarrhea-colored pastries is going too far lol

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oflonelynights@reddit

i’ve not had the above but i’ve had various dubai choc flavour baked goods (cookies, brownies) and honestly i really like it lol, the combination of creamy pistachio filling with the crunch of the kataifi pastry bits is fun to eat

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TheDitz42@reddit

some of the early stuff was pretty good, I love pistachio and the proper dubai stuff was legit, now everyone jumped the bandwagon and filled the market with stuff half the quality and twice the price.

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clueless_as_fuck@reddit

That looks a lot like the original dubai chocolate from before they actually invented this chocolate.

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Pinkperson555@reddit

Yah it doesn’t even taste good.

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BaldHeadedHoeShit77@reddit

Seriously all of these are shit.

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DefenderOfNuts@reddit (OP)

It belongs in the shitter.

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Dazeyy619@reddit

Delicious flavors but it literally looks like poop in different forms lol

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lferry1919@reddit

I don't get it! Why does everyone like the diarrhea looking chocolate. I refuse to eat it. Someone just explain it to me instead

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Any-Eye6299@reddit

To be fair all chocolate looks like diarrhea

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lferry1919@reddit

You must have some pretty tame diarrhea.

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BizzieBeeBee@reddit

Looks like shit! But so did the "Dubai chocolate" practise it was designed to cover up 👀

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MadamVoid@reddit

😭😭😭😭 y’all ever change the diaper of a baby with diarrhea? This is what it looks like

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aurore-amour@reddit

Was going to say this looks like various shades of baby poop

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Valturia@reddit

I had food poisoning, my diarrhea looked the same. Should've scooped it up and sold it as Dubai chocolate

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HummingbirdMeep@reddit

Has anyone actually tried these? Do they taste good at least?

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catalit@reddit

It honestly looks like caramel and pesto which is a wild combo to think about

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Puzzleheaded_Sort921@reddit

can i post the safeway dubai chocolates next

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gyattdayumnnn@reddit

This is that OG Dubai chocolate

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Kevin_Hairdryer@reddit

I am IN LOVE with Dubai Chocolate, this looks so good to me omg

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SokkaHaikuBot@reddit

^Sokka-Haiku ^by ^Kevin_Hairdryer:

I am IN LOVE with

Dubai Chocolate, this looks so

Good to me omg

^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.

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