Freshly Baked Dubai Chocolate Pastries From Safeway!
Posted by DefenderOfNuts@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 50 comments
I’ll guarantee they’ll look the same going out as they do going in or your money back!
Appropriate-Log8506@reddit
Dubai chocolate is regime propoganda.
thelectricrain@reddit
That's nonsense. It's just a dumb overpriced food trend, like we have matcha in everything now.
Appropriate-Log8506@reddit
The green is from pistachio not matcha.
tofuonplate@reddit
You mean like, tea spoon of matcha powder with a gallon of sugar.
Ultraluva@reddit
I cannot wait for this Dubai chocolate trend to finish!
dieek@reddit
Is it bad? I thought it was just pistachio nut filling, which objectively sounds p dope
gleepglorpad@reddit
it sounds like it would taste good, but it's always super overpriced so i wouldn't know, & the ones in the OP look like r/shitfromabutt 🤣
E_Blasty@reddit
The trend might already be on the way out. The clearance rack at my local Walmart had probably 3 display cases of the stuff on sale at a hefty discount. Nabbed some for me and mine. It was good. But not full price good.
gleepglorpad@reddit
i really dont get it. is it all imported and we're supposed to eat the tarriffs? are pistachios just that pricy these days? do these companies just think we're rich and/or stupid???
Mayion@reddit
I hear it's still going strong in SK
frothingnome@reddit
It's on clearance at a comically small discount at mine. Wow, 20% off a $17 chocolate bar? You shouldn't have.
Jeramy_Jones@reddit
Over priced and usually with barely any actual pistachio.
Rndysasqatch@reddit
I really liked the Russell Stover version. Also the place in town that made specialty one. There was another brand that was good I can't remember. All the other ones were overpriced trash. There's something about the crispy kunafa, with the pistachio cream and the chocolate that's delicious but only if you get it with a really thick coating and no shortcuts. And not for ridiculous price
tofuonplate@reddit
It's not bad but I don't get the hype.
Pistachio taste is underwhelming, and chocolate is too overpowered by pistachios. They don't seem to blend well like many other nuts.
I'd rather eat them separately.
Southern_Sprinkles_6@reddit
It is delicious but its overdone just like every “super trendy” thing. Not to mention over priced because they know people will pay.
P529@reddit
The original dubai chocolate trend had angels hair in the filling too so arguably this is just normal pastries with pistachio creme
Zerostar39@reddit
In theory it’s not bad. It’s just that it’s everywhere now. And they are making a Dubai chocolate version of things that should not be
wanton_newt@reddit
It’s quite decadent but very good at least once. If you see some, try it! I’ve had it in truffle form, bar form, and dessert form. I prefer a dessert bc the bar and truffles were too rich for my taste
FearTheSpoonman@reddit
It's more like a hazelnut filling from something like kinder bueno, with a tiny bit of pistachio and green colouring. It's not bad, but not worth the crazy hype.
Dani-With-Rats@reddit
I think its quite good but as others have said not worth the
FormingTheVoid@reddit
Chocolate and pistachio is good, but making it over-priced and now turning it into diarrhea-colored pastries is going too far lol
oflonelynights@reddit
i’ve not had the above but i’ve had various dubai choc flavour baked goods (cookies, brownies) and honestly i really like it lol, the combination of creamy pistachio filling with the crunch of the kataifi pastry bits is fun to eat
TheDitz42@reddit
some of the early stuff was pretty good, I love pistachio and the proper dubai stuff was legit, now everyone jumped the bandwagon and filled the market with stuff half the quality and twice the price.
clueless_as_fuck@reddit
That looks a lot like the original dubai chocolate from before they actually invented this chocolate.
Pinkperson555@reddit
Yah it doesn’t even taste good.
BaldHeadedHoeShit77@reddit
Seriously all of these are shit.
DefenderOfNuts@reddit (OP)
It belongs in the shitter.
Dazeyy619@reddit
Delicious flavors but it literally looks like poop in different forms lol
lferry1919@reddit
I don't get it! Why does everyone like the diarrhea looking chocolate. I refuse to eat it. Someone just explain it to me instead
Any-Eye6299@reddit
To be fair all chocolate looks like diarrhea
lferry1919@reddit
You must have some pretty tame diarrhea.
BizzieBeeBee@reddit
Looks like shit! But so did the "Dubai chocolate" practise it was designed to cover up 👀
MadamVoid@reddit
😭😭😭😭 y’all ever change the diaper of a baby with diarrhea? This is what it looks like
aurore-amour@reddit
Was going to say this looks like various shades of baby poop
Valturia@reddit
I had food poisoning, my diarrhea looked the same. Should've scooped it up and sold it as Dubai chocolate
HummingbirdMeep@reddit
Has anyone actually tried these? Do they taste good at least?
catalit@reddit
It honestly looks like caramel and pesto which is a wild combo to think about
Puzzleheaded_Sort921@reddit
can i post the safeway dubai chocolates next
gyattdayumnnn@reddit
This is that OG Dubai chocolate
Kevin_Hairdryer@reddit
I am IN LOVE with Dubai Chocolate, this looks so good to me omg
SokkaHaikuBot@reddit
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crafty_and_kind@reddit
Good bot!
raechelisbored@reddit
This is exactly the color of baby poop
Soft_Discipline_6057@reddit
Green dookie cupcake
TheSimque@reddit
We need more plastics
OrangeClyde@reddit
They look good, I’d eat one
Striking_Physics1894@reddit
Those look like they came out of a Huggies or Pampers diaper.🤢🤮
DiamondTippedDriller@reddit
Who has green diarrhea?! Go to a doctor, people
Mammoth-Might3229@reddit
r/shitfromabutt
Jeramy_Jones@reddit
I saw a bunch of Dubai chocolate themed things at T&T last week and I’m convinced there’s no way to make it not look like diarrhea.