A casino that has strippers on the roulette wheel.
Posted by tirlyToek@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 20 comments
Closed roulette with plexiglass so the stripper can step on it and the poll where she dances is gonna be spinning with the wheel under her feet.
This was me and my cousins future business idea when we were 13 😂
IntentionPale170@reddit
this sounds exactly like a 13-year-old business plan: zero concern for logistics, maximum confidence. The funniest part is realizing the real casino edge would still somehow be hidden in the rules. Honestly though, points for creativity.```
tirlyToek@reddit (OP)
Yes😂 The real problem is that legally casinos and strip clubs are two completely different departments, and also a casino would lose most of it's clientele due to the strip club
bcstoner@reddit
Have you been to Vegas? Definitely some blurred lines between the 2.
tirlyToek@reddit (OP)
Never been
Bashamo257@reddit
The stripper works for the house, and coaxes the roulette wheel through her gyrations to make sure the ball stays away from big pay-outs
CrunchyAssDiaper@reddit
Why not make the roulette wheel gigantic like the spinny amusement park ride where the floor drops down.
Make the floor a regular roulette wheel with all the divisions And the ball. All to scale with the ride. Each number on the wheel has a large breasted woman assigned to it. Like Deal or No Deal.
animejake28@reddit
The higher the number the larger the breasts. XD I’ll see myself out.
CrunchyAssDiaper@reddit
The 0 is a woman with a single mastectomy and the 00 is a woman with double mastectomy.
tirlyToek@reddit (OP)
You wanna partner up?
CrunchyAssDiaper@reddit
Nope. You can have this idea.
tirlyToek@reddit (OP)
I just want a friend 🥺
CrunchyAssDiaper@reddit
With a roulette wheel of large breasted women, who needs friends?
tirlyToek@reddit (OP)
I do to make bad decisions 🥺
XROOR@reddit
Put the rear tire of a moped so it touches the Roulette wheel and adjust the Def Leppard so to coincide with the tire RPM
Scuzzbag@reddit
This is a goldmine! I'll partner up with you, just send me a check when you make your first million. Ok bye
tirlyToek@reddit (OP)
Sooo no hanging out of doing hard drugs off the hookers tits? My partners suck :(
mattwaver@reddit
this is illegible, love it, welcome to r/CrazyIdeas
tirlyToek@reddit (OP)
Sooo you wanna partner up? 😂
mrgraff@reddit
Not too crazy. The Imperial Palace (now Linq) in Las Vegas used to have “dealer-tainers” - celebrity impersonator blackjack dealers.
PM_Your_Wiener_Dog@reddit
Same with Planet Hollywood on the strip, on probably several others over the years