Girlfriends breakfast to be in hot girl summer shape
Posted by tippytapboi@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 56 comments
Scrambled egg with egg whites and cottage cheese. Topped off with some ketchup
AppUnwrapper1@reddit
What is the stuff that looks like ice cream?
tippytapboi@reddit (OP)
Cottage cheese
AppUnwrapper1@reddit
Why does it look like that?
McDunkins@reddit
I believe OP is mistaken because of the name similarity … that’s definitely ricotta cheese. It’s the exact texture.
opalsilk@reddit
Cottage cheese has been trending the last couple of years, so now there are all kinds of textures and thicknesses that you can buy. I’ve heard that the super thick and scoopable stuff, like in OP’s pic, is the best quality and highest in protein
curious_ape_97@reddit
Yeah, straining then blending it would result in something similar to this right? Mix it with some seasonings and you can get somewhere near healthy nacho cheese.
opalsilk@reddit
Cottage cheese has been trending the last couple of years and there are now all kinds of textures and thicknesses that you can buy. I’ve heard the this, scoopable stuff like in OP’s pic is the best quality and highest in protein
Arci996@reddit
I don’t know if cottage cheese is exactly what I’m thinking of (being Italian) but it has nothing to do texture wise with ricotta.
Ricotta is smooth, cottage cheese comes in chunks (it’s literally called “milk flakes”) here.
Once again, I might be thinking of the wrong dairy product, it’s not very common here.
thelectricrain@reddit
Wait, your cottage cheese isn't lumpy ?
tippytapboi@reddit (OP)
Nope, its smooth which is kinda weird! I’m used to the clumpy stuff
i-am-your-god-now@reddit
What brand is it?
tippytapboi@reddit (OP)
East Coast Organic Cottage Cheese
AppUnwrapper1@reddit
Ok started looking for it and it does appear to be very different from other cottage cheeses but that’s what that brand looks like. https://www.reddit.com/r/MounjaroAus/s/5dmnlFdf3m
RedLicorice83@reddit
Are you sure this isn't ricotta?
jbjhill@reddit
It’s def ricotta
BlazinAzn38@reddit
Small curd versus large curd
Barracuda00@reddit
No small curd doesn’t look like that lmao
WeWander_@reddit
Absolutely not. I always get small curd and it's not that smooth.
RedLicorice83@reddit
You have the container so I'm not going to argue what it says...I will say that as a person who also eats cottage cheese, with curds both large and small, that I've never seven it quite so smooth.
Perhaps this was the end of the batch and she lost out on curds?
AppUnwrapper1@reddit
Yeah even cottage cheese sold as “whipped” doesn’t look like this.
S3XWITCH@reddit
I’ve seen cottage cheese in other countries come in a tub as a solid slab. Almost like cream cheese
BalmyBalmer@reddit
Greek yogurt
queenlizbef@reddit
Uh?? “Hot girl summer” refers to being single and available for no strings attached fun during the summer.
spicywingydingy@reddit
Sounds like girlfriend may have plans he (or she) isn’t privy to. 🤣
Realmofthehappygod@reddit
Bro I hope she's hot because she's definitely miserable.
ProfessionalHost4379@reddit
Who’s gonna tell him?
ColdEggs-for-Dinner@reddit
Tell him what
tippytapboi@reddit (OP)
Also forgot to mention, the eggs were cooked in a rice cooker… 👩🍳
gentlesquid7@reddit
It's sad when someone has health goals that are purely for superficial and/or harmful reasoning to it
sad-dog-hours@reddit
Aren’t almost all health goals fairly superficial? God forbid someone wants to work to enjoy the benefits of their hard work lol
kendricklemon@reddit
That looks like Greek yogurt what the heck
i-am-your-god-now@reddit
Well, hopefully she sticks to her diet; maybe by the end of it, she’ll have learned how to cook an egg.
the_ammar@reddit
tell her ketchup has tons of sugar and ruin it for her further
Next-Drink8593@reddit
That cottage cheese looks like, I don’t know… not cottage cheese?
felixfictitious@reddit
It's definitely ricotta.
DangOlBdog@reddit
Onlyyyu daisyyy cottage cheeese will dooo
possessoroflimbs@reddit
Gross lol
Ialwaysroll1s@reddit
prozaczodiac@reddit
I didnt know eggs could look like that
Apprehensive_Bee3327@reddit
Looks like mostly egg whites with maybe one yolk mixed in and it appears the eggs weren’t “scrambled” so much as they sat there undisturbed for a bit to get that browning in some areas.
ScarTi55ue@reddit
Try intermittent fasting. Regulate food intake, rather than eating boring ass meals.
zach0011@reddit
Eggs and cottage cheese with hot sauce is pretty good honestly haha. I wouldn't consider it boring
ScarTi55ue@reddit
Where’s the veg, where are the yolks. All these efforts to reduce calories to save on calories just speaks to the intention here.
Is it still tasty, sure it’s fine. Could be way better and better for you.
Creativeboop@reddit
Maybe she wants to eat more often and manages daily calories through methods like egg whites instead of whole eggs. Not everyone likes starving for a set portion of the day. IF people are insufferable.
hungry_ghost34@reddit
Strongly agree.
New research on intermittent fasting shows that it's not good for women, either. It can elevate our cortisol levels and cause our bodies to hold onto our existing fat stores in defense, which is completely different than how it works for men. All the initial studies were with all male participants.
I tell women this a lot, but we still aren't consistently included in medical research, including diet and fitness research. Even the post partum eating recommendations are based on studies with all male participants, which is completely insane-- it blew my mind in the same way as when I realized ADHD meds were not initially tested on people with ADHD! So when we're deciding on a diet/exercise program, we need to actually check to see if there were any women included in the research before we implement it on our own bodies.
And many of those things not only don't work for women, they can be actively harmful to our bodies-- intermittent fasting is just one example.
So yeah, not only are they insufferable, they are also wrong.
AppUnwrapper1@reddit
They really are. Can’t read through a single post about weight loss/healthy eating without someone going on about fasting.
ScarTi55ue@reddit
Add some veg, hardly any calories and fantastic for you.
ScarTi55ue@reddit
And lad, something can be unexciting and boring but still taste okay. Those two things are mutually exclusive.
ScarTi55ue@reddit
Also the OP said it was ketchup, even more vanilla and boring 🥱
smolhippie@reddit
That looks horrifying. Ketchup on eggs? Nasty!
NeatProject7428@reddit
1 gross, 2 she just like almost everyone else who wants the summer body start way to late. That needs to start at the beginning of the year not 2- 3 months before summer starts.
GerbilFeces@reddit
a lot of assumptions were making
thelectricrain@reddit
Eh, if she just needs to do a cut to lean out a bit, it's fine.
tippytapboi@reddit (OP)
She’s already been leaning out, this is just the meals she’s having to overcome a recent plateau
lottiexx@reddit
it looks delicious
elisejones14@reddit
That’s pretty good for protein. I add spinach and sweet potato to my eggs every morning.