All of the Balkans have been magically transported to Africa overnight. How f*cked is it for your country?
Posted by tomatos_raafatos@reddit | AskBalkans | View on Reddit | 103 comments
Obviously, less fucked than all the Africans (1.5 Billion) that have replaced you in the Balkans.
Existing-Network-267@reddit
Nobody ask what we did to the black people
tomatos_raafatos@reddit (OP)
It was a switcheroo. They took your place in the balkans (I don't even know who has it worse, tbh).
Cattle13ruiser@reddit
Africans for sure. Their population squashed in Balkan sized countries (Turkey excluded... again) will be a lil' bit hard. I mean, look at Nigeria.
Perhaps they can sell extra 'leg room'?
BJs_Minis@reddit
We just did NAM 2.0
Any_Security_8846@reddit
Balkans with the resources of Africa? We'd still be corrupt af, but much richer overall.
silentmarrow@reddit
yeah and with shitty infrastructure
TheSamuil@reddit
So, what's the difference with what we have right now?
Cefalopodul@reddit
So normal infrastructure then.
Any_Security_8846@reddit
Hahaha yep
jinawee@reddit
Hungary is but not Slovenia lol
Ha55aN1337@reddit
Slovenia now has see where Croatia used to be. We’re OK.
Panceltic@reddit
Slovenia is Mauritius
Fun_Selection8699@reddit
Mauritius is not that way
SB1985@reddit
If we go by quality of local roads, yep pretty much sums it up
Martha_Fockers@reddit
shiii we just gained like 4x the landmass and we got lions?
Senor-Marston389@reddit
Prolly more like 100x due to the mercator effect which makes albania look larger, and the African continent look smaller than it actually is
Dragonslayer101101@reddit
there's barely a difference really because it's not that far up north (you can see it in thetruesize.com too)
Martha_Fockers@reddit
SO MUCH LAND so little people.
the lions are gonna take us
InstanceFluid2462@reddit
I suppose you have seen the video of an Albanian man owning a lion in rural Albania which he left his friend with and the lion tried to maul him
Senor-Marston389@reddit
Just call your people from Germany, Switzerland and Sweden back, you should be even with the lions then
FirstIdChoiceWasPaul@reddit
More like.. AIDS.
vlookup11@reddit
Let Bosnia swim FFS
EffortJust@reddit
PharaunMizzrym@reddit
No Slovenia but u put in Hungary and Turkey. You need to go back to elementary school.
Bozkurtlar-Ural@reddit
Hungary turkey and slovenia are all balkan enough
PharaunMizzrym@reddit
Definitely not Hungary and Turkey less than 5% the rest is Asia minor.
Purple_Error4537@reddit
If I will write my opinion I will be in a lot of trouble.
tomatos_raafatos@reddit (OP)
You get Egypt without Egyptians. What more could one ask for in life??
Note: I'm Egyptian.
Purple_Error4537@reddit
I think you know what I mean. We are not allowed to criticize one special nation that got a promised land. I am glad and will be brother and love Egypt, Turkey, Iran, anytime if they fight for the freedom of the people.
thestrikr@reddit
We would have Hungary on the left saying our land belongs to them. And Israel on the right taking it just for funsies.
Critical-Ad-8507@reddit
You mean ISRAEL?The country EVERYBODY criticizes while acting like it isn't allowed?
Dalisevich@reddit
Now my name is Alexkhamon
dalegribble__96@reddit
I refuse to be deemed a white South African. Nobody deserves that
tomatos_raafatos@reddit (OP)
Relax... No one thinks you are white.
ModeAble9185@reddit
This is so brilliant it should be posted at /rareinsults.
Ujemegaz@reddit
Now you are the white ones 😜
neobicnicovek@reddit
Madagascar should be Cyprus IMO
notnotnotnotgolifa@reddit
We are already closer to Africa than balkans
neobicnicovek@reddit
More like Isreal-Lebanon than africa.
notnotnotnotgolifa@reddit
Yes the key-point is that the comparison is between Africa (Egypt) and balkans
Ok_Nose6847@reddit
Hungary
Finally we got oil and gas!
BoranijaZaRucak@reddit
Yes
Natopor@reddit
The dacian pyramids!!! /s
Funny thing is we have our own Sphynx
ArtistPonyAuthor@reddit
What's that map? Everyone knows that the pharaohs were Hungarian, we want Egypt back!
(Actually there might be some people who really think the pharaohs were Hungarian)
Stamenik@reddit
Something something piramida sunca in Visoko
Hopeful_Addition7834@reddit
There are people that say Jesus Christ is Hungarian.
And it involves a line that some Hungarians lived in Egypt.
Fragrant_Seesaw_3402@reddit
:-)))) ....but too much Sahara desert there...
Legal-Arachnid-323@reddit
Suddenly Romanian think they are the ancient egyptians.
Hopeful_Addition7834@reddit
Fun fact: the word 'gypsy' comes from 'Egyptian'
Chocolategogi@reddit
Bosnia H lost the least they had of seaside
Jobcenterregelt@reddit
Warum Griechenland so groß amk?
Extension-Detail-258@reddit
Missing Slovenia, Austria, Moldova and Ukraine.
Gobbler007@reddit
Are you dumb fam?
Extension-Detail-258@reddit
You must be hyped about northern water access :)
577564842@reddit
Unrealistically.
Were this to happen, Croatia would be in the place of Morocco, with one arm stretching along the whole Mediteranian and the other at least until Gabon.
Greek_Bodybuilder995@reddit
Pretoria, nah. Leonideia, hell yea
El_chaplo@reddit
Leonideia, sounds fire!
QuarianGuy@reddit
Greece was feeling hungry I see.
Salt_Fennel8876@reddit
Afriko, Afriko, makedonska zemyo, i za tebe li ke se tepemе i za tebe li krv ke leeme!
aitidina@reddit
Italian irredentism will still claim Slovene lands all the same lol
FirstIdChoiceWasPaul@reddit
I’d wager the EU is infinitely more fucked than the Africas.
AdFinancial5954@reddit
As a Bulgarian, I'm fine with that.
bokortuz@reddit
So is Hungary Balkan? I still dont know, by mentality yes but geography wise.. ?
Abigail_Blyg@reddit
Turkish people finally going back to where they came from 🥰🥰
Sensitive-Emu1@reddit
That's just a dumb thing to say
CapCreeperGR@reddit
It's true. Homo Sapiens originate from the Horn of Africa. This is where everybody came from
Strange_Status_7690@reddit
No. You can't put Greece and Hungary in Balkan. Also Greece is not so huge to have Madagaskar in.
Bozkurtlar-Ural@reddit
Both are balkan enough
Substratas@reddit
https://i.redd.it/23m0or6l5mxg1.gif
Suspicious-Snow-8502@reddit
Yes, shrink greece snd expand albania
DinDon1001@reddit
I mean Greece is fucked enough already. Moving to Africa is not all that worse.
Key_Information3273@reddit
we want Etiopia. the coolest nation in Africa. and they have good cofe!
Snoo-15899@reddit
Corruption would impruve slightly.
CocoonNapper@reddit
Mhhhh....wtf happened with Greece getting half thr continent...
holydiver011@reddit
Madagascar is turkish not greek!
Motostivuitorist@reddit
We will still argue with Hungary abut who was the first there.
Bongpflicht@reddit
Greece gained Lots of Land. God bless.
Radiant_Put_3609@reddit
Greekos would still cry about turkish landmass, lol.
nomad-38@reddit
Bulgaria still with only 1 sea in the east T_T
RammRras@reddit
Let's start from saying that Greece is taking way to much land and do something about it
Darth-Vectivus@reddit
I am assuming, based on this map and placement of the countries, this is only the part of Turkey in Africa and we have 97% of the country in Asia? That’s a huge Turkey. We probably stretch out to China.
khalaron@reddit
We cornered the vanilla market overnight hahahahahaha you're all screwed.
Sinirmanga@reddit
Turkey doesn't have a lot of land. We'll have to, reluctantly, invade Greece.
fancywipe@reddit
With out them we would still have straw huts and gravel roads so I’m happy about that
FemBoy_GamerTech_Guy@reddit
I never been to the desert but im sure it wouldnt like it anyway there(Nam fost niciodată in deșert dar sunt sigur că nu-mi mi-ar plăcea acolo ori-cum).
General-Anywhere7168@reddit
Burkina Faso? No, it’s Bosnia. 🎻
ThingCandid9553@reddit
We get access to The Mediterranean, so it’s a win.
NinoRasic@reddit
Wow turkey got an upgrade in IQ
Cefalopodul@reddit
Look at me. I'm the pharaoh now.
Sea_Gap_6569@reddit
Now, we can legitimately fight for title : who is the ancestral homeland of the humans
Ujemegaz@reddit
Croatia still good at football, and Turkey can't escape from Arab peninsula 😂
Sea_Gap_6569@reddit
Opposite, Arabs cannot escape us , lmao
Excellent_Jeweler_43@reddit
Bosnia still not having coastline 😭
Sea_Gap_6569@reddit
Done by a Greek, I guess
SadMood6304@reddit
Still dispute between Greece and turkey over Greek islands... Some things never change
Fiery_Flamingo@reddit
Well just fight over Madagascar with the Greeks.
pinelogr@reddit
Isn't Africa splitting right there 🤦🤣🤣🤣
Taliskerhu@reddit
We're getting all the DR Congo resources (that's vast mineral wealth) AND South Africa? That's permanent seat at the UN Security Council good.
mw2lmaa@reddit
If "your country" is African: very much.
tomatos_raafatos@reddit (OP)
Read the post body plz.
Substratas@reddit
We would have mostly tropical savanna climate and no month averaging below 20 degrees celsius. A dream.
jaunmilijej@reddit
Oh hell no
Deep-Instance9896@reddit
Turkey already had those places once.