Ten minutes of licking, followed by fifteen minutes of fingering, followed by twenty minutes of toys, and your five minutes of penetration will be the cherry on top of her pleasure cake.
Mother, while bringing me my tendies, says that showers destroy my natural musk
But seriously, I genuinely don't understand how so many people are okay with the idea that, yeah your dick is serviceable but this fake dick is needed to make the sex good
If I showed a chick a fake vagina and told her to be okay with it being involved in sex, I'm sure it wouldn't go well unless she had some severe daddy issues
Truuuuue. Lasting 5+ minutes is probably hard to the majority of men. The trick is seeing the penis as just another tool. You gotta use all your tools.
Wish I could be among that majority. Delayed ejaculation sucks so much ass, I've never cum inside a woman without handiwork to the point of no return before. (before you suggest: no, light grip and abstinence have not fixed that issue)
Damn man, I'm sure that's terrible depending on the partner. Some people just don't understand our limitations. I'm sure you've met someone that ended up thinking they were the problem.
“There'll be 15 minutes of kissing
Then you'll holler, "Please don't stop"
There'll be 15 minutes of teasing
And 15 minutes of squeezing
And 15 minutes of blowing my top”
Once you can fuck for 30+ minutes you start to realize it isnt all its cracked up to be. TMI but I can continually edge myself for a while but once I get past a certain time limit my ability to cum drops off immeasurably.
Fucking for an hour is a WORKOUT, and the exhaustion can ruin the mood pretty significantly.
i got on a new medication a few months ago & then my gf & i fucked for over an hour one night bc i couldn’t cum. she was so swollen/sore/completely over it lmao
Idk I have a great time doing it with wifey. Of course it is nice to only fuck for a few minutes sometimes but it's also nice to run a marathon when the time is right.
Yeah, but it depends, I'm a fast man and the 3-5 minutes was kinda frustrating because I could do waaaay better with my hand, but once I reached 15 min and was amazing. More than that can be repetitive and would get tired and won't be so good.
True ngl it just makes you hella tired & there's no romance or tension anymore, and ive only been with one girl that actually enjoyed going for that long
Thicker condoms + switching positions.
Find a few positions that the lady likes, aren't physically tiring and aren't super stimulating for you as a dude. Problem solved.
Also any sort of exercise that strengthens your glutes - RDLs, hip thrusts, deadlifts...
And try to stay in generally decent cardio shape.
You explain in your head the rules of Major League Baseball, as you would to someone who has never seen a game. Concentrating on something nitpicky and unsexy will help keep you from orgasm.
You can’t just be up there and just doin’ a balk like that.
1a. A balk is when you
1b. Okay well listen. A balk is when you balk the
1c. Let me start over
1c-a. The pitcher is not allowed to do a motion to the, uh, batter, that prohibits the batter from doing, you know, just trying to hit the ball. You can’t do that.
1c-b. Once the pitcher is in the stretch, he can’t be over here and say to the runner, like, “I’m gonna get ya! I’m gonna tag you out! You better watch your butt!” and then just be like he didn’t even do that.
1c-b(1). Like, if you’re about to pitch and then don’t pitch, you have to still pitch. You cannot not pitch. Does that make any sense?
1c-b(2). You gotta be, throwing motion of the ball, and then, until you just throw it.
1c-b(2)-a. Okay, well, you can have the ball up here, like this, but then there’s the balk you gotta think about.
1c-b(2)-b. Fairuza Balk hasn’t been in any movies in forever. I hope she wasn’t typecast as that racist lady in American History X.
1c-b(2)-b(i). Oh wait, she was in The Waterboy too! That would be even worse.
1c-b(2)-b(ii). “get in mah bellah” — Adam Water, “The Waterboy.” Haha, classic…
1c-b(3). Okay seriously though. A balk is when the pitcher makes a movement that, as determined by, when you do a move involving the baseball and field of
People saying antidepressants: you want to last longer, not forever.
There's a perfect dosage of alcohol and cocaine where it gives you that extra 10/15 minutes. Double edged sword though because too much and you can't even get hard.
Seriously, makes your dick super numb. You then naturally start pounding hard and fast out of desperation to cum. The improved cardio is a side effect.
You'll be able to go forever but then you won't cum and your wife is gonna start crying because she doesn't understand SSRIs and just thinks you don't find her attractive.
30 minutes of active continuous fucking is insane, 30 minutes of sex isn’t. Foreplay is big part of what makes sex good. Also it’s a two way street. You don’t really get better at sex by yourself while your partner sits back and starfishes. It’s more of both of you getting in-sync with what feels right at a pace both of you are comfortable with.
Yeah if anything finishing quickly means all the attention goes to her for the rest of the night. I've fallen into the trap of going too long. Women don't like it. Your dick goes numb. Unless you are actively edging its not as fun
Once you try to finger her, get your dick sucked and tried all sorts of positions before cumming, 30 minutes sounds like it isn't enough time to do it all.
Ardalev@reddit
A wild beast with high...defences?
sigh man, I swear, anons are either on some very high, or some very low quality shit, no in-between.
Anteater_Pete@reddit
Ten minutes of licking, followed by fifteen minutes of fingering, followed by twenty minutes of toys, and your five minutes of penetration will be the cherry on top of her pleasure cake.
soiboi64@reddit
Unironically good advice. Might swap the first 2, or do both
CarlosimoDangerosimo@reddit
Except for the "toys"
I'm not getting cucked by a piece of plastic
PMurmomsmaidenname@reddit
"Showers and deodorant destroy my aura" typa opinion
CarlosimoDangerosimo@reddit
Mother, while bringing me my tendies, says that showers destroy my natural musk
But seriously, I genuinely don't understand how so many people are okay with the idea that, yeah your dick is serviceable but this fake dick is needed to make the sex good
If I showed a chick a fake vagina and told her to be okay with it being involved in sex, I'm sure it wouldn't go well unless she had some severe daddy issues
Smurtle1@reddit
Nice try buddy, but your cock ring and chastity cage also count as toys.
And sorry, but last time I checked ur dick don’t vibrate
CarlosimoDangerosimo@reddit
What if I wiggle it real fast?
SilliusS0ddus@reddit
dammit that was actually funny
-Luis_P-@reddit
Yeah sure, next you are gonna tell me your dick shoots cum too
elbowpenguin@reddit
You seem really insecure if you think a vibrator is better than your dick and that’s why you’re afraid of using one on a girl.
OldKittyGG@reddit
How else is my wife gonna peg me? Checkmate.
Realcomeguardian@reddit
Based
Angelobo@reddit
Not all toys are dildo's my friend. Often the "toy" is a vibrator, something my dick can't do and my hands/fingers definitely can't keep up with.
Some of those things are literal massage guns
PMurmomsmaidenname@reddit
Just talk with your partner. If you don't like dildos then don't use dildos just don't be a twat about it
Cenachii@reddit
Truuuuue. Lasting 5+ minutes is probably hard to the majority of men. The trick is seeing the penis as just another tool. You gotta use all your tools.
askreddit__throwaway@reddit
Wish I could be among that majority. Delayed ejaculation sucks so much ass, I've never cum inside a woman without handiwork to the point of no return before. (before you suggest: no, light grip and abstinence have not fixed that issue)
Cenachii@reddit
Damn man, I'm sure that's terrible depending on the partner. Some people just don't understand our limitations. I'm sure you've met someone that ended up thinking they were the problem.
Mr_Snoodles@reddit
“There'll be 15 minutes of kissing Then you'll holler, "Please don't stop" There'll be 15 minutes of teasing And 15 minutes of squeezing And 15 minutes of blowing my top”
PMurmomsmaidenname@reddit
Also cardio
thr33beggars@reddit
I mean that all sounds good, but when do I suck my wife’s cock?
Sleeping_Goliath@reddit
When she asks you to.
Craiglekinz@reddit
“Tell me you want it” always works for me
b__0@reddit
Seriously. What an idiot!
SonOfIllicitBehavior@reddit
The smart man does these concurrently instead of consecutively.
wizl@reddit
straight to licking is to much to fast, gotta build up to tongue shit lol
Captain_LSD@reddit
Yeah, buddy.
AyFrancis@reddit
no?
fulltilte@reddit
Mostly true. Different for everybody but 50 mins is gonna be prob too long. Also maybe just use toys while you’re getting to it.
QuitWhinging@reddit
Yeah, it's definitely excessive for some. My gf loves sex, but if I tried to go for 50 minutes I think she'd be checking her watch lol
_Stealth_Hawk@reddit
Hell yeah buddy!*
--SharkBoy--@reddit
Once you can fuck for 30+ minutes you start to realize it isnt all its cracked up to be. TMI but I can continually edge myself for a while but once I get past a certain time limit my ability to cum drops off immeasurably.
Fucking for an hour is a WORKOUT, and the exhaustion can ruin the mood pretty significantly.
MaximumAd9779@reddit
Being with someone who can’t cum in under 30 mins is hell. It starts to hurt and also getting bored is a thing.
WayTooLazyOmg@reddit
i got on a new medication a few months ago & then my gf & i fucked for over an hour one night bc i couldn’t cum. she was so swollen/sore/completely over it lmao
Tthelaundryman@reddit
They call me Jimmy John’s because I’m freaky fast baby
FishTure@reddit
Quantity+quality > duration
MsDestroyer900@reddit
Idk I have a great time doing it with wifey. Of course it is nice to only fuck for a few minutes sometimes but it's also nice to run a marathon when the time is right.
OldKaleidoscope7@reddit
Yeah, but it depends, I'm a fast man and the 3-5 minutes was kinda frustrating because I could do waaaay better with my hand, but once I reached 15 min and was amazing. More than that can be repetitive and would get tired and won't be so good.
Ssyynnxx@reddit
True ngl it just makes you hella tired & there's no romance or tension anymore, and ive only been with one girl that actually enjoyed going for that long
GoblinGuardian1111@reddit
Thicker condoms + switching positions.
Find a few positions that the lady likes, aren't physically tiring and aren't super stimulating for you as a dude. Problem solved.
Also any sort of exercise that strengthens your glutes - RDLs, hip thrusts, deadlifts...
And try to stay in generally decent cardio shape.
untempered_fate@reddit
You explain in your head the rules of Major League Baseball, as you would to someone who has never seen a game. Concentrating on something nitpicky and unsexy will help keep you from orgasm.
But watch out!
erlend_nikulausson@reddit
Balk Rules
1a. A balk is when you
1b. Okay well listen. A balk is when you balk the
1c. Let me start over
1c-a. The pitcher is not allowed to do a motion to the, uh, batter, that prohibits the batter from doing, you know, just trying to hit the ball. You can’t do that.
1c-b. Once the pitcher is in the stretch, he can’t be over here and say to the runner, like, “I’m gonna get ya! I’m gonna tag you out! You better watch your butt!” and then just be like he didn’t even do that.
1c-b(1). Like, if you’re about to pitch and then don’t pitch, you have to still pitch. You cannot not pitch. Does that make any sense?
1c-b(2). You gotta be, throwing motion of the ball, and then, until you just throw it.
1c-b(2)-a. Okay, well, you can have the ball up here, like this, but then there’s the balk you gotta think about.
1c-b(2)-b. Fairuza Balk hasn’t been in any movies in forever. I hope she wasn’t typecast as that racist lady in American History X.
1c-b(2)-b(i). Oh wait, she was in The Waterboy too! That would be even worse.
1c-b(2)-b(ii). “get in mah bellah” — Adam Water, “The Waterboy.” Haha, classic…
1c-b(3). Okay seriously though. A balk is when the pitcher makes a movement that, as determined by, when you do a move involving the baseball and field of
2) Do not do a balk please.
Lazarous86@reddit
She left the room 5 minutes ago. Next time do it in your head.
untempered_fate@reddit
And now I'm rock hard. A cautionary tale
Johnatron2000@reddit
https://i.redd.it/z3shl2yqtpxg1.gif
erlend_nikulausson@reddit
At least you’re not up there just doing a balk.
UncleKeyPax@reddit
glove on hoss
IG_Royal@reddit
Last place I expected to see Jon Bois' ball copypasta tbh
deucemcsizzles@reddit
Also double times as an NHL goaltender interference pasta.
erlend_nikulausson@reddit
I bust it out as frequently as possible. It’s served me well.
Aethelric@reddit
American men have been using baseball to avoid busting for over a century... it's a time-honored tradition from our forecoomers.
Fanferric@reddit
ktsb@reddit
baseball huh
untempered_fate@reddit
Yeah, baseball
MissiaichParriah@reddit
Foreplay, literally just lots of foreplay is the answer, too many guys are quick to penetration
ReturnRadio@reddit
Get on antidepressants. It will take you 3 times as long and you'll enjoy it 3 times less
ObviousReplacement71@reddit
Solid advice.
JumpingCoconut@reddit
Trying to imagine myself a wild beast with high defense is such a relateable thing, and the fact that it doesn't work very long too.
I think the true solution is that wifes should accept they don't get to finish every single time 👍 they're just women after all
Arstanishe@reddit
i think trying to imagine ourselves as a wild beast with high defence is worthy of a meme status itself
PMurmomsmaidenname@reddit
Or do some cardio
KrakenCrazy@reddit
Based. If God wanted you to orgasm he would've made it necessary for reproduction.
arbydallas@reddit
But precum contains sperm so men don't need to orgasm for reproduction either
SpaceBug176@reddit
Spibas@reddit
Type shit? That's my Caucasian boy
Neovarium@reddit
Pregnancy rates from precum is waaay lower because the sperm needs a ph neutral environment to travel without dying.
Cenachii@reddit
Therefore skill issue, next time orgasm faster.
KrakenCrazy@reddit
seaneihm@reddit
People saying antidepressants: you want to last longer, not forever.
There's a perfect dosage of alcohol and cocaine where it gives you that extra 10/15 minutes. Double edged sword though because too much and you can't even get hard.
GoblinFvcker@reddit
5-10 mins is literally the population average
ElPlatanaso2@reddit
Here's how you do it: take anti-depressants
Seriously, makes your dick super numb. You then naturally start pounding hard and fast out of desperation to cum. The improved cardio is a side effect.
CodyBancs@reddit
But you can still get hard ?
Winter7296@reddit
The average length of time of sexual intercourse is 7-8 minutes
Forsaken-Ad-6345@reddit
Lexapro. Youre welcome. Sorry about the dreams though.
Jade_Sugoi@reddit
You'll be able to go forever but then you won't cum and your wife is gonna start crying because she doesn't understand SSRIs and just thinks you don't find her attractive.
Ask me how I found that one out
SonOfIllicitBehavior@reddit
Sounds like she needed Lexapro
Absolutemehguy@reddit
When in doubt, add more SSRIs
soyredditor92874738@reddit
Pretty sure thatll do the opposite for a good amount of people.
Forsaken-Ad-6345@reddit
60% of the time, it works everytime
TellmeNinetails@reddit
Pretty sure 30 minutes is insane.
Ssyynnxx@reddit
Porn addiction has ruined so many men's perception of what sex should be like lmao
CasulWrecker@reddit
Women's too. Do you know how many talk about 8 inches or 20cm? Just because pornstars take it doesn't mean that's pleasant.
Ssyynnxx@reddit
I honestly dont know about that tbh, like you said they can tell for themselves that doesnt feel good
bell37@reddit
30 minutes of active continuous fucking is insane, 30 minutes of sex isn’t. Foreplay is big part of what makes sex good. Also it’s a two way street. You don’t really get better at sex by yourself while your partner sits back and starfishes. It’s more of both of you getting in-sync with what feels right at a pace both of you are comfortable with.
xX_SkibidiChungus_Xx@reddit
Honestly just kissing and hugging and cuddling does it just fine for me! ^w^
Prestigious-Fig1172@reddit
Craiglekinz@reddit
There’s more to pleasing women than using your cock
jericho-dingle@reddit
I always thought finishing quick was a compliment
Yellowdog727@reddit
Finishing quick isn't much of an issue if you can keep going
It's worse if you can't get it up or take a really long time to the point where it gets boring/painful
MCI21@reddit
Yeah if anything finishing quickly means all the attention goes to her for the rest of the night. I've fallen into the trap of going too long. Women don't like it. Your dick goes numb. Unless you are actively edging its not as fun
SoupaMayo@reddit
If you can't make your wife cum in under 10 minutes, maybe you should try something else
NighthawK1911@reddit
Foreplay. You can go back to it.
Prioritize your partner's arousal over your own. You can continue even if you're not feeling it anymore.
FallenSegull@reddit
Oh god, Gen Alpha have discovered 4chan. It’s over for the non-handmaids tale world we love
D3r3k_V1ll4@reddit
Yo guys my wife is looking at this subreddit. Is she trying to take me to pound town🧐
MsDestroyer900@reddit
Once you try to finger her, get your dick sucked and tried all sorts of positions before cumming, 30 minutes sounds like it isn't enough time to do it all.
Jade_Sugoi@reddit
Just finger her bro. She'll enjoy herself a lot more
drak0ni@reddit
Just take an ssri.
Also, you need to do endurance training like 5x a week. Once a week isn’t going to give you results.
Zermist@reddit
Sex havers are invading 4chan fucking normies
googlin@reddit
sad days indeed, fren
DuckLIT122000@reddit
Waaaa I can't fuck for long! Waaaa my dick is small! How does it feel to get absolutely mogged by lesbians?
Ssyynnxx@reddit
Well lesbians dont have dicks so I'm not sure what the comparison is here
No_Passenger_4151@reddit
Well, if you look at female genitalia after she gets testosterone, you kinda start to see the clit changing shape...
Ssyynnxx@reddit
Mfs on 4chan literally look at a vagina and see a penis
KaiserRoll823@reddit
Anon Jeremy over here lasting 5-10 minutes, way to brag, pal
captaincw_4010@reddit
Always assume exaggeration, really it’s more like 2-5
Flipper-ama@reddit
FIVE MINUTES? GIVE THIS MAN AN AWARD, AMARITE