Cauliflower, carrots, potatoes, onion, leek and random leftover vegetables from the fridge, boiled and blended into a goop. With a dash of shredded mozzarella. I love vegetable goop.

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My friends lovingly refer to my preferred meals when cooking just for myself as "the things they serve in prison camps".

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Fearless_March_1791@reddit

lol same, my dinners look like a sad science experiment too… but sometimes that goop hits different, ya know?

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blender-enthusiast@reddit (OP)

I spent a lot of money and time fixing my teeth so I'm really protective of them now.

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Goop never looks good in the pot. But once it's in a bowl dressed with toasted breadcrumbs or a swirl of watered down sour cream, it looks great. Just like the difference between getting out of bed vs getting dressed and ready for the day.

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bukowskiing@reddit

I'd say blend it a bit further with stock or water with a boullion cube, serve in a bowl then add a chopped fresh green herb on top. Just my two cents. I love soup and I love your food goop stuff.

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blender-enthusiast@reddit (OP)

A bouillon cube was definitely involved in this, along with other seasoning, to be clear. As for serving it in a bowl, sure, it's more civilized, but if I know I made a portion I will eat whole, I might as well eat it from the pot which keeps it warm for longer, allowing me to eat slower, and ends up being one dish less to wash. I can do fancy but if no one sees me I eat like a rat, and like it.

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Big_Boooosh@reddit

Gruel. Looks nutritious at least.

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Striking_Physics1894@reddit

At least it appears to already be digested. Oh, and your drinks are wrong - I'm sure that prison camps have higher standards than this.

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Few-Echo-6953@reddit

Fiber goop. Did it look the same coming out??

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blender-enthusiast@reddit (OP)

A bit darker.

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its10pm@reddit

Why puree it?

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blender-enthusiast@reddit (OP)

I like things blended.

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ImakeKnifesatnight76@reddit

I legit thought it was sick for a moment

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BYOKittens@reddit

This would be great as a filling in a fall ravioli.

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Jeramy_Jones@reddit

Damn everyone be gettin on the gruel these days.

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Next-Drink8593@reddit

This is not the first time I’ve seen something that reminds me of Jackass’s Vomit Omlette skit.

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Cosmonaut_Cockswing@reddit

Kind of a potage.

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violentdeepfart@reddit

This is just soup with a bit less water than usual, but it looks pretty tasty to me. I like my soups to be a bit thicker so it's less watery and more filling. This is the opposite of what you'd be served in a prison camp though, which would be very watery and have minimal vegetables.

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templeofsyrinx1@reddit

This qualifies as a struggle meal

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ak1425@reddit

As long as you get your nutrients!! It sounds good

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budbailey74@reddit

How long was your sentence?

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blender-enthusiast@reddit (OP)

Was? They still won't let me out!

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budbailey74@reddit

😂

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Thats-Awkward@reddit

I would scarf this down

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MuchDevelopment7084@reddit

I call my version 'smish'. Although I do add whatever leftover meat I may have available.

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Furious_Worm@reddit

Is it like split pea soup? It actually looks awesome.

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blender-enthusiast@reddit (OP)

It's just all the vegetables mentioned boiled together (except for onion that gets special treatment and is fried on a pan with butter first) until they're somewhat al-dente, then I blend it a bit (it's essential they are not mushy when the blender comes because then the chunks are way different) and continue cooking until they're just right softness-wise, and done.

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