Anon has a girl(?)friend

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-_Crippler_-@reddit

Do you have an offbrand screen replacement that needs a third party screen filter to have the colors look right by anychance?

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bdrwr@reddit

People who post stories like this don't know how cum reacts to heat

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ElBusAlv@reddit

We've yet to know what the fuck he meant by that

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thereoncewasahat@reddit

He was probably squeezing of a shite mid tweet.

Legs becoming numb, it's time to move on to beddy byes, throw the phone down to finish later.

And it sent on impact.

This is what happened; and it would have been entertaining and relatable of he just admitted it.

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LEERROOOOYYYYY@reddit

Me and my wife still say this fucking years later haha

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thereoncewasahat@reddit

Do you think he tweets in bed?

I wonder if he wears pyjamas.

I wonder what position he sleeps in.

Taking the politics of of it.

I genuinely wonder about these things. Yes I'm weird.

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QuitWhinging@reddit

I like to imagine he wears a floppy cap and night gown to bed like Ebenezer Scrooge and tweets via candlelight.

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drinkpacifiers@reddit

Do you think he really wondered, Sting, if the Russians loved their children too?

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PJ_2005_01@reddit

True: anon seems dysfunctional enough to do that

Straight: his seed did technically end up in a woman

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What’s up with incels and obsessing over incest? A father sexually abusing their kids isn’t funny at all. Yea it’s 4chan and I get that they’re degenerate edgelords but fuck man this shit has never been funny to me in the slightest

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Biolume_Eater@reddit

If this is real it’s just an introduction to the insane humor potential autistic girls have

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loki700@reddit

Op shocked to find out his girlfriend's dad should also be in prison for SA

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Wings4514@reddit

Dating a grill? Has its perks I guess.

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xvsanx@reddit

4chan slang

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Comprehensive_Tea577@reddit

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AlarmDozer@reddit

Ngl, that seems gay hot.

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idontknowjuspickone@reddit

This is a true story, I was the cup

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Sauelsuesor729@reddit

So a man came in you? Damn that's gay

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idontknowjuspickone@reddit

Source?

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MagCatRed@reddit

https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1swgehf/comment/oiff6zc/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

Right here

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