My youngest daughter was staying with her cousins. She would have been about 8 at the time. She had spent the day with her dad and his wife and daughter and her dad the worst cook had attempted chicken nuggets and chips for our kids rather than wait till his wife got back. My youngest was the only one who had nuggets. She went to spend the night with her cousins, one was exactly the same age as her, just a few months difference. Her aunt and uncles council house has a weird layout. Upstairs are two large bedrooms, a box room and a room containing a bath and sink no toilet! The toilet is downstairs in the hallway. My sister in law was pregnant with my youngest niece at the time. My daughter was sharing a bunk bed with her cousins who was the same age as her, and in the other bunk bed was my other niece who was the same age as my triplets. Around 5am my daughter decided she needed to vomit 🤢 the chicken nuggets were coming back. She jumped over her cousin, trying not to wake her. Dashed down the stairs, opened the toilet door, and projectile vomited into what she thought was the toilet, she wasn't concentrating, it was semi dark, and she was that far gone she couldn't have held it back. What she didn't realise was that exact moment my sister in law was kneeling on the floor, head over toilet with morning sickness which she never usually suffered from, she hadn't with her 3 eldest children. Que screams from my sister in law when she looked up and realised my daughter hadn't vomited in the toilet she had instead vomited all over my poor sister in laws head. My daughter immediately started crying because she was understanding upset that she had just covered my sister in law in her dad's poor attempt at cooking. My brother in law was up and on his way to work, took one look at the commotion and said nope sorry I can't 😞. By now all my daughter's cousin's were awake. The eldest girl being 10, grabbed towels, wet wipes and water. My daughter was fortunately vomit free on her clothing. My poor sister in law told the kids to close their eyes, she stripped off her nightie, shook as much of the vomit into the loo. She dashed upstairs took a quick shower until she was free from vomit. Got herself dressed and then went to tackle the toilet. My 10 year old niece bless her had mostly cleaned the toilet. My sister in law took everything vomited covered and went to a far corner in the garden and shook loose chunks. Then started the laundry. My daughter was absolutely fine after she disposed off the chicken nuggets meal. My sister in law however scarred for life. Between episodes of morning sickness that morning she cleaned so you wouldn't have known about the ectoplasmic episode some hours prior. My sister in law phoned me at 7am and explained in great detail what happened 😒. I offered to come get my daughter but she said nope that she was ok to stay as it was clearly her dad's cooking as my four that come home to me after their dad's custody afternoon were all fine. We worked out that my youngest was the only one who had eaten the nuggets, the rest knowing dad can't cook just had some chips.

My worst if you were to ask my children's dad was my waters breaking all over the sofa. Literally I felt a pop then a massive gush. I was expecting triplets and was 34+weeks along. I yelled at him to come in from the garden, back door was open and he was watching our 17 month daughter playing. The first words out of his mouth weren't lovely lol he instead shouted "Oh great you've pissed all over the sofa" in his head he saw this massive puddle of amniotic fluid and assumed i hadn't bothered to get up off the sofa and had just wet myself! Once his head clicked in that it was my waters he started panicking and phoning the necessary people like his brother and sister in law who were our stand by to have our daughter and take us to hospital. It was 7pm on a summer's Sunday evening. When I phoned L&D the midwife answering actually said "Oh Fuck" and accidentally dropped the phone. I waited patiently for her to recover and tell me to come in lol. They had to call in staff as they didn't have enough on for 3 NICU babies. I carried on losing lots of fluid so much that the security guard sitting outside L&D doors said "I can see we are expecting you" as he called for a cleaner to mop the trail of fluid. I was literally soaked through, even sanitary pads weren't helping lol.

My brother and his friend crashed on my sofas rather than drive 3 hours home. His friend pissed all over my sofa. I had been made discreetly aware by my brother that this might happen. So in the morning I just asked for overnight laundry from both so I could do any needed washing for them. They had packed an overnight bag on the off chance they might stay as they had wanted to go down the seafront the evening before. I just gave them a spare key to let themselves in. Whilst his friend was getting changed I scrubbed the sofa cushion quickly to get the worst of the pee off and turned it over putting a towel under the cushion to protect the base. When they eventually went home later that evening I gave the cushion a full clean. I didn't mention it at all, the poor lad was mortified. My brother told me that he was aware his 20 year old friend still had bed wetting episodes but was to scared to see a Dr. My heart as a mum ached for him.