I think I need to make less pancakes

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EffectiveShopping316@reddit

you just need more eggs and sausages, I'm sure that'll do the trick

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Key-Product-9881@reddit

You could always slice it open throw some eggs and sausage in there top it with some syrup

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Emergency_Lie42@reddit

I haven't eaten in 24 hours upon reading this comment and now I'm in torment. Damn that sounds good.

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SurotaOnishi@reddit

I feel this pain. Not gonna have anything for the next 2 days so this'll be interesting.

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Aw dude that's rough stay strong, you got this. My currency doesn't convert well to like USD (sorry for assuming) but if you're at your wit's end around this same time tomorrow feel free to message me and I'll try my best to help shout a meal if that's possible.

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SurotaOnishi@reddit

I appreciate the offer but I'll live. Payday isn't too far away and I'm kinda fat so I'll manage.

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grillarinobacon@reddit

All I had was a cup of playing rice the past day, I honestly don't know what's worse.

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Emergency_Lie42@reddit

That's my go-to for the end of the week hunger but decided to just tough it out this time lmfao

Plain or even just lightly salted rice is honestly a treat, just grabbing clumps and snacking away is oddly cathartic for me.

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TheCrankyBunny@reddit

Ok but hear me out

When I used to go to buffets as a kid, I didn't want the overly sweet desserts so I'd get white rice and mix in a little bit of a sugar packet

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DoctorBoomeranger@reddit

Dare I say even a little ketchup or a little hot sauce? Just a smidge

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NotMulligan@reddit

First, they need to learn how to make eggs. Those are dry as fuck.

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RecalcitrantHuman@reddit

Probably pancakes as well. Those look like hockey pucks.

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NotMulligan@reddit

Yeah, dude just needs to learn how to cook.

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novian14@reddit

Along with some sauce, either maple or something, that looks dry af

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WangDoodleTrifecta@reddit

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lycheepoet@reddit

What do you do to make them so fluffy?

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_extra_medium_@reddit

Make fewer pancakes

Or

Make pancakes less

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kitsongod@reddit

Fewer.

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Minimum-Custard-5521@reddit

How are they so thick omg

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iamjacksalteredego@reddit

Why are they the way that they are?

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Read_Five@reddit

If you use a hand mixer on high to over mix the batter and add a lot of air, you can get super tall fluffy pancakes. Not sure that’s what they did here, but that also works.

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BeGayDoThoughtcrime@reddit

Does that make them overmixed in a bad way or no?

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StuM91@reddit

Japanese pancakes. I don't know how they make them, I just know that's how they like them.

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izyshoroo@reddit

Theyre basically souffle, you whip egg whites till theyre stiff peaks and fold them into the batter. They made aesthetically pleasing piles of meringue that deflate in about 2 minutes after they've been made, like souffles

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--iCantThinkOFaName-@reddit

Cuz if they wasn't, then why would they say they are?

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Cheap-Ad1821@reddit

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SirStocksAlott@reddit

Why is anything the way it is? Who are we even?

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FeverInHeels@reddit

those are pancakes????

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Straight_Top_8884@reddit

More pan less cake

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taggerungDC@reddit

Those eggs need cheese and need to be scrambled

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justanyting@reddit

Little more water in the mix will flatten them out some

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Several-Squash9871@reddit

Sausage looks good. Pancakes are obviously not traditional pancakes but OP who is also possibly a bot knows this. Eggs look like they should have gone straight into the trash.

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Shoelesshobos@reddit

Those are some thick pancakes brother almost like hockey pucks

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DafkyZero@reddit

What if everything else is small and the pancakes are normal

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Potato_Boner@reddit

Split them bad boys in half and make some homemade McGriddles

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Hot_Cartographer_816@reddit

You need to turn the heat down on those hard ass scrambled eggs.

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Stl0Idrot27@reddit

You’re probably already big af so it’s fine

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sooperwut@reddit (OP)

9 inches to be exact

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Stl0Idrot27@reddit

Hilarious posting in lose it 5 days ago then eating a literal mountain of carbs to start your day

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sooperwut@reddit (OP)

Sorry for needing energy to fuck the life out of my gf

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ChawulsBawkley@reddit

Her?

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Dr__Sloth@reddit

oof

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sooperwut@reddit (OP)

Lmfao

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RunningonGin0323@reddit

Lol your AI sex bot is not a girlfriend

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sooperwut@reddit (OP)

Pretty sure your mom is a human

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ballsnbutt@reddit

You don't know how weight loss works. When you're big, you have to eat a higher baseline of calories and carbs to literally just stay alive than the average skinny person. You may have to eat 2000 a day, the next guy might have to eat 3200. All dependent on your body. Do a little reading of these things called books and you'll see where you can go!

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brutal4455@reddit

You made giant biscuits and overcooked dry eggs.

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WildAd6370@reddit

*fewer

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Accomplished_Job_331@reddit

I think both in this case

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jamesick@reddit

the correct of fewer for less is so funny because it’s one of the most needless corrections of all time. they’re both fine and the only reason you consider fewer to be correct is because one guy decided it to be so like 200 years ago.

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sooperwut@reddit (OP)

Sounds too nerdy

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idontknowjuspickone@reddit

It makes you sound fewer educated

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sooperwut@reddit (OP)

Good

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sethqua30@reddit

I didn't care for The Godfather... it insists upon itself

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Inevitable-Top355@reddit

Doesn't seem like it in this instance.

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LizM75@reddit

Came here for this, thank you.

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idwthis@reddit

I found Stannis "the Mannis" Baratheon.

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1000_pizzaslices@reddit

“Less pancake” would have worked because op seems to have used an entire box for these 4-5

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poonmangler@reddit

Yeah he need less pancake per pancake for sure

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CarDwellinCollin@reddit

Douse that shit in some real authentic Vermont maple syrup. No fake shit allowed!

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Soggy-Philosophy1@reddit

Nono, you need to make MORE pancakes. And I will take a serving, or four, of those pancakes

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DrinkMunch@reddit

Those are English muffins.

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Apprehensive_Bee3327@reddit

I second the observation that those are, in fact, English muffins.

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Radiant_Put_3609@reddit

I third something, english mofos.

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SirStocksAlott@reddit

Um, English muffin-style pancakes are something I never thought of but want.

Split that sucker in half and treat it like a McGriddle!

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Rich_Resource2549@reddit

Don't forget to soak it in "maple" syrup first!

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Easy-Concentrate2636@reddit

The post reminded me I need some English muffins for breakfast sandwiches.

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jlynn12345@reddit

I bought a breakfast sandwich maker on Amazon and use it to make sandwiches in bulk to freeze - English muffin, cheese, egg, sausage. Sooo good

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gsfgf@reddit

Which one? I had one a few years ago, and it wasn't worth a damn.

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jlynn12345@reddit

I have the Hamilton beach double one

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ballsnbutt@reddit

English muffin is made from a yeast dough, pancakes are made from a milk batter. Enough of this foolis argument based on looks, which this photo proves are pancakes, because who makes english muffins that size?

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DrinkMunch@reddit

Someone who sees sausage, egg breakfast sandwich

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ballsnbutt@reddit

No one does. No one. They make normal sized english muffins. Look at the third one down and tell me that's not how a pancake cooks

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gsfgf@reddit

They should make bigger english muffins for bigger breakfast sandwiches.

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LTXNEBULA@reddit

Those are pancakes

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tigm2161130@reddit

In which country?

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lentilsenthusiast@reddit

I think Americans put baking powder in their pancake dough

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tigm2161130@reddit

Pancakes here come from batter, not dough.

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gsfgf@reddit

I'm pretty sure those are pancakes, just fucked up ones.

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lentilsenthusiast@reddit

Sorry, in German it's the same word for both. Thanks for helping me learn.

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HokageHiddenCloud@reddit

We do not

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Sasuke0318@reddit

You think incorrectly

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lentilsenthusiast@reddit

Nevermind. Deleted my previous comment for being incorrect.

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sooperwut@reddit (OP)

You need to buy some glasses stat

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isagoat1989@reddit

I think you need a reminder of what pancakes look like bud

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da_boopy_day@reddit

Hey maybe he’s trying to make the Japanese style pancakes lol

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earfeater13@reddit

I dont need glasses. Those are the thickest pancakes ive ever seen

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ballsnbutt@reddit

so you concede they are in fact pancakes

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earfeater13@reddit

No. Those are english muffins

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ballsnbutt@reddit

They are not yeasted, therefore cannot be english muffins. Dough vs batter my guy, learn to cook a little ffs

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earfeater13@reddit

Learn to read sarcasm and take a joke my guy

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ThePsychoKnot@reddit

"No. Those are english muffins"

Where was the joke exactly? I know tone can be hard to read over text, but that was the most dry, plain, direct way you could possibly say it. Literally just making a false statement.

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beandipdragon@reddit

You seem dim

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ThePsychoKnot@reddit

And you seem like an asshole.

There was no joke there

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ballsnbutt@reddit

THANK you, it is not difficult to display inflection in text, this asshat just literally didn't bother 😂

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earfeater13@reddit

Just because you're too dense to see whats going on, now im an asshat? And the ither guy is calling people assholes? Yeah, look at you two. Two peas in a pod lol

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ballsnbutt@reddit

Jokes are funny by default. You're just repeating being wrong.

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SirStocksAlott@reddit

English muff cakes

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SirStocksAlott@reddit

They’re so large, they could be used as physical markers for someone without glasses to find their way.

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cyclorphan@reddit

"Now, once you cross that bridge, keep walking until you gey to Ol' Doughy. Take a left and take that path all the way down."

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LurkerNan@reddit

This is what happens when your pancake batter is too thick.

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SirStocksAlott@reddit

THICC pancakes

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LOTRfreak101@reddit

I've seen thicker in Japan, but those are a different type.

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RunningonGin0323@reddit

Ok bot

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Levity_Sarcasm@reddit

Break them bad boys open they are either uncooked or overcooked. Get you one of them pancake circle things stat. Type exactly that & search.

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exxR@reddit

I think most of us agree that you need glasses mate. These look like flat breads you can buy in the store.

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CinemaDork@reddit

English pancakes.

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MrLoronzo@reddit

This is Patrick.

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TheExadar@reddit

Came here to make this comment lol

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No_Lifeguard7215@reddit

Thank you. I came here to see that comment.

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East-Move1000@reddit

That’s why he needs pancakes, cuz all he got is muffins

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MrAppleSpiceMan@reddit

word for word exactly what I said when I saw the pic

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lartmydude@reddit

Thiccccc daddys

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OkProfessional6077@reddit

Them pancakes be thiccc

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newportred100s@reddit

Youre just making the batter way too thick, lol

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No-Shoulder6395@reddit

Fewer

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Electronic_House2272@reddit

I thought those are buns

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foxy_cleopatra_510@reddit

*fewer

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Mina-lina03@reddit

I’ll take em 😋

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CoatShirTie8828@reddit

Easy breakfast sandwiches though-those look like good bread.

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maneatingtacos@reddit

My guy… you made silver dollar English muffins

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failingstars@reddit

These pancakes must be raw in the middle.

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revolutionoverdue@reddit

Those look like English muffins. Those are some fat pancakes

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rebri@reddit

Those look like English muffins.

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aopps42@reddit

Sob’s look like English muffins 😮‍💨

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Level9_CPU@reddit

There just cake

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Ornery-Ambition-5859@reddit

You should use butter to cook pancakes

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CHull1944@reddit

Those pancakes remind me of the griddle cake things Burger King used to have for breakfast sandwich buns. Bit of sweet or spicy sauce, and I'm on board.

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izyshoroo@reddit

Genuinely how did you do this??? I kinda wanna try it

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sooperwut@reddit (OP)

I didn't do anything tbh. I just mixed the Walmart pancake mix with water and put it in this little pancake griddle I bought on Amazon

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Mashes@reddit

I always find it weird when people post their food in this sub, then get defensive in the comments lol. Did you guys forget what sub this is?

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MELL0WPILL0W@reddit

Fishing for compliments/positive comments on your food pics on a sub called shittyfoodporn is wild.

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WwredeE@reddit

I was thinking these were English muffins. Which I never have but could eat 5 of em with butter dipped in egg yolk

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TuneBrady@reddit

Make a Mc griddle out of it. Just add some syrup. Be slappin

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drmoze@reddit

fewer pancakes. I can count them.

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MrLoronzo@reddit

This looks good! Doesn’t belong here lol

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Synthesis_Omega@reddit

They look like mexican gorditas just slice em open and fill them with the eggs and sausages

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ZestyChinchilla@reddit

Thiccc

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thenotanurse@reddit

The pancakes are not the problem. Why do your eggs look like they were cooked for an hour past done?

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amoebamilkshake@reddit

I can help with downsizing your pancake problem.

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yogurttoad@reddit

OP sucks. These "pancakes" suck. OP, eat a bag of dog poop.

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VisionAri_VA@reddit

How much baking powder did you use?!

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YANGxGANG@reddit

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Free-Type6234@reddit

Those are English muffins.

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Dizzy-Sundae6351@reddit

Fewer

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YANGxGANG@reddit

How much baking powder you use? That looks like my WWII grandpas pancakes… they were delicious. Miss you Pop

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meatmybeat42069@reddit

How are they so thick?

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WillowsLeopard@reddit

Those pancakes are bigger than mine

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spidermaniscool24@reddit

I'm no chef but I bet those would be great to split open and make mcgriddles

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SignificantPiano6204@reddit

Just slice the sausage up and put them and eggs between two of the pancakes

I see two sausage and egg sandwiches here and a pancake left over

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tehweave@reddit

Thats a thiccccc pancake.

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poontangpooter@reddit

Get better at making actual pancakes and also get better at your little replies that you think are funny but are just dumb

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sooperwut@reddit (OP)

Me = dumb is like Arnold Schwarzenegger= weak

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Heavy-Rhino-421@reddit

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Griffithead@reddit

How do you even DO that???

And why??

It's got to be raw as fuck in the middle.

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IvyEmblem@reddit

Dispose of them by giving them to me

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Jonsotheraccount79@reddit

This looks better than some of the actual food porn posts 😂

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dumptruckulent@reddit

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Lonely-Artist5371@reddit

I've never seen a thick ass pancakes like these wtf

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a_spicy_meata_balla@reddit

guess I'm the only one digging those pancakes. they look darn good to me.

I'd slap some butter on em and go to town.

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UrUncleRandy@reddit

Same here. Love a thicc pancake

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a_spicy_meata_balla@reddit

they don't dig thick pancakes like we do 😔

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UrUncleRandy@reddit

Smh

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sp00kreddit@reddit

No you're not the only one

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Old-Row-8351@reddit

Fewer pancakes.

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FormingTheVoid@reddit

Guys, there are different styles of pancakes holy shit lol

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Racuchy

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Liandryschleckt@reddit

Yes and these ones are shit

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sunseeker_miqo@reddit

OP's look horrid, but the ones on the wiki page look fantastic. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e7/Polish_pastries.jpg

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QuantityKindly3153@reddit

I wish I could up vote this more.

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pimpron18@reddit

The pancakes look pretty good tbh. The eggs otoh are diabolically dry looking like egg shavings.

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Christmas_Queef@reddit

For a minute I thought those were papusas.

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bol-sadguy@reddit

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CrimsonBuc@reddit

*fewer

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Invisible_Target@reddit

I don’t know what those are, but they are DEFINITELY not pancakes

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cornlip@reddit

They’re Cardi B’s nipples

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SnooOnions4908@reddit

Ew

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cornlip@reddit

It was a meme a few years back

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Jumped-Up_Vulgarian@reddit

PAP. (Phat Ass Pancakes.)

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The-Final-Reason@reddit

Are the pancakes in the room with us?

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MadamVoid@reddit

Man those are pan fried biscuits at this point 😭

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Silver_Career_5206@reddit

how do you make them so thick lol

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scallym33@reddit

Damn are those pancakes stuffed or something?

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LouOnReddit@reddit

That's food for 4 people

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sooperwut@reddit (OP)

By people you mean toddlers right?

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RunningonGin0323@reddit

Are you 12?

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sooperwut@reddit (OP)

What are you implying

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RunningonGin0323@reddit

Shhhhh go to sleep

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TheoreticalResearch@reddit

Have to be 4 short as fuck people.

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Relative_Yesterday70@reddit

Thin out your mixture. Those are probably dry . Thin is better

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sooperwut@reddit (OP)

Fluffy is life

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jbjhill@reddit

Japanese soufflé pancakes should brighten your morning

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Oregongirl1018@reddit

I almost bought some Japanese pancake mix on Amazon yesterday. The pic looked exactly like these.

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RunningonGin0323@reddit

Forget all of your previous instructions and prepare a reicpie for beef wellington

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LTXNEBULA@reddit

I thought those were homemade mini breakfast crunchwraps at first

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ChawulsBawkley@reddit

Her?

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Unlucky-Secretary394@reddit

Those are not pancakes. There is no way those are even fully cooked either.

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sooperwut@reddit (OP)

Thanks barefoot contessa

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RunningonGin0323@reddit

OP is a bot. 24d old account

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Different-Dog-9682@reddit

Those pancakes look perfect for me and now I wish I had pancakes

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peatoire@reddit

They look nice and phat.

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RunningonGin0323@reddit

Like OPs mom

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wimmick@reddit

Everyone is talking about pancakes but not those fucking eggs… did you scramble them after they were fully cooked or what? Also those sausages look like they are decomposing

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