Ordered a Monte Cristo in Brooklyn

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freakmeout123@reddit

i cant with the foodddd i want that

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LatterParty182@reddit

wow i’m confused

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losin1t@reddit

go to tina's in bushwick next time . her blueberry muffins r the shit

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pantry-pisser@reddit

Monty Cris-no

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Ancient-Chinglish@reddit

looks like a Monte Sysco

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Sure_Lavishness_8353@reddit

I was referring to the closing of restaurants during Covid as “Panic! At the Sysco”

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professorseagull@reddit

Good things come from sysco! But not today, and tomorrow isn't looking good either.

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touch-of-grain@reddit

The dumbest fucking slogan. Been using it to make fun of Sysco and antagonize reps for years

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Dirmbz@reddit

They do sell some quality items, most restaurants just order the cheapest of the cheap and prepared frozen things.

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Rich_Resource2549@reddit

That is fucking clever! Bravo 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

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belljs87@reddit

Haha I hope people get this

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prozaczodiac@reddit

If you haven't worked in F&B why would you?

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MapleLegends8@reddit

Veritasium

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belljs87@reddit

Well in this day and age I've seen plenty of people mention you can equate Sysco with terrible product, enough that the average person may understand

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CutestGay@reddit

If you’ve seen the trucks on a roadtrip.

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Hawkent99@reddit

Clever bastard lol

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brunetteblonde46@reddit

💀

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wercs@reddit

👍

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makemeking706@reddit

Bars.

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ChefAsstastic@reddit

As a chef, I chuckled.

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hammerto3@reddit

Oooo fancy! It’s one of those ‘deconstructed’ foods from a Michelin starred place huh?

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newportred100s@reddit

You can tell by the table that its a no frills diner.

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asomebodyelse@reddit

You can tell by the 'Oooo' that it's sarcasm. But here, have this anyway: /s.

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newportred100s@reddit

Youre making shit up

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izyshoroo@reddit

Google the definition of humor

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newportred100s@reddit

Humor yes, sarcasm, no.

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asomebodyelse@reddit

Oh yes, of course! /s

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coopertucker@reddit

Do I have to say it?

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IvoShandor@reddit

With breakfast syrup.

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QueezyF@reddit

What, were they out of strawberry jelly packets? Can’t even do the bare minimum here.

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tunaman808@reddit

Strawberry? What kind of heathen puts strawberry jam on a Monte Cristo?

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QueezyF@reddit

Listen bub, there’s no fucking way this place has raspberry.

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Necessary-Many3248@reddit

The last two I had were deep fried. No bueno.

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kdwhirl@reddit

I don’t think that means what you think it means

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Traditional_Flow_700@reddit

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Artistic-Use-2481@reddit

Looks cooked fine but the serving and plating is atrocious

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asomebodyelse@reddit

It's a fkin diner. What plating? Who's paying for plating?

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Artistic-Use-2481@reddit

Looks poor, and a monte crisco sandwich is traditionally cooked built and served built. This is atrocious whether it clicks in your head or not.

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LauraLand27@reddit

That’s what they look like on Long Island too.

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let-it-rain-sunshine@reddit

Brooklyn, Iowa? Looks like truck stop slop

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xzanfr@reddit

That looks really bad even, for the over-processed crap that USA calls food.

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molotovzav@reddit

Why?

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DarthDoobz@reddit

A Monte Tribeca if you will

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phil_the_builder@reddit

Theres your problem, Montecristo is in Italy.

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MrJigglyBrown@reddit

No his name is sinbad

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mikerowavebdacon@reddit

no his name is abbe busoni

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Ashe_Unlimited@reddit

HIS NAME WAS ROBERT PAULSON!

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Ancient-Chinglish@reddit

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JamFarmer_87@reddit

Why would you ever order a Monte Cristo anywhere other than Bennigans?

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HuangZiYi-06@reddit

I would still enjoy that though lol

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Voidfang_Investments@reddit

I’m sorry that made me nauseous and you probably paid 18 dollars for it lol

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tunaman808@reddit

Ewwwwwwww! Gross!

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Amorousniya@reddit

Did you?

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sucky_panther@reddit

That is much worse than the one I got in LA 25 years ago and it was the worst one I’ve had ever.

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sporkachoon@reddit

Motley Sysco

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fusguita@reddit

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Special-Spare-3437@reddit

Monte Criston’t

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QueezyF@reddit

That’s a Monte Crisco

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Gnarlemance@reddit

Here ya go monte ya fuckin mook. This guy comes into MY BAH and ordas a fuckin monte fuckin cristo HERE YA GO PUNK

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balirosa@reddit

Is that fried bologna?

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SmileParticular9396@reddit

Highway robbery … whatever you paid was too much lol. Was it tasty?

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coolbrandon101@reddit (OP)

My friend covered breakfast this morning Not really tasty, kind of gross. My friend didn’t like his food either

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