18+ Mini-golf?? :O
Posted by animejake28@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 14 comments
Idk if this exists yet (have yet to find it on Google) but it really should if not.
Sexy, adult only mini-golf would be hilarious. You could have a phallic-shaped green, boob- and butt-shaped hills of increasing size to hit over and between, a bathroom stall wall with a glory hole you must hit the ball through via transparent ramp, a windmill but it’s a guy’s legs and the blades are phallic-shaped, courses 6 and 9 are some kind of 69, statues and blow-up dolls with strategic placements and holes, and my favorite one: a life size stripper stage over a ball tunnel plus an option to remove 5-10 strokes from anyone’s total score if they dance shirtless on stage. (Also a perfect distraction for all nearby players.)
Vegas definitely needs “Glory Hole in One” somewhere!
animejake28@reddit (OP)
Another idea: a course with vibrator-shaped posts big enough to sit on and vibrate whenever a ball hits them.
laz111@reddit
A really long time ago I went to this amazing art exhibit at a museum. It was playable mini golf with serious art incorporated. Like one hole was about racism. I think a lot of them were more light hearted, and overall a fun time.
animejake28@reddit (OP)
I love that idea too. Learning things while you play a game. I want to see more of that.
joshhupp@reddit
Big fat load of cum then
Moist_Rule9623@reddit
I would love it, for exactly the same reason it ain’t gonna happen: 98% of America would deem it indecent or “against community values” or whatever
GrassChew@reddit
Same kind of places but then same kind of pushback that those drive-thru topless coffee shops are doing
lolspamwtf99@reddit
There’s a place called Swingers in Vegas that is sort of like this
UKsNo1CountryFan@reddit
Glory Hole's in Nottingham is exactly this
dirty_hooker@reddit
Well now I gotta book a flight.
Only4DNDandCigars@reddit
This is in fact a crazy idea! I cringed thinking of being a worker there, needing to do routine cleaning and guest management. Ive been too quite a few adult environments, and as for the shirtless stage... well, if n you enjoy that kind of novelty then I encourage you to not foster that.
animejake28@reddit (OP)
The shirtless dancing idea was more of a humorous vision of mostly guys dancing around to embarrass their significant others.
TheMalpas@reddit
Golf Fang is pretty adult. UK-specific I believe.
scroopydog@reddit
Did this once just through employee disgruntlement. Local mini golf, slow day, was scheduled to shut down to make way for a housing development or some nonsense. Employees were giving us free beer and let us run amok. Was fun, 10/10, would do again. Employees were super cool.
archwin@reddit
I think it would only work in somewhere like Vegas or somewhere there predominantly has a highly adult population.
The problem is a game of numbers more than anything.
Does that same target audience have the same level of interest that you can sustain a business model? I don’t know if the answer is yes