Jeremy Clarkson desperately looked for a reason to put on his farming hat, so he decided to rent out a digger. Here’s to hoping that he documented his experience for the TV show! Here’s a preview:

“Ordinarily a man will look at a big job and think, that looks like it requires too much effort so I shall go to the pub instead. But when you’re in a digger, no job is too big. In a 13-tonner I could throw up a full-size replica of Lincoln Cathedral in two hours flat.”

(Farming columns also receive the usual disclaimers.)