Look, all the original posts on this sub were redditors larping as 4channers. Now, I've got no problem with that, but have you tried posting to 4chan these days? It's goddamned horrible. You have to wait 10 minutes to solve a captcha that will then make you make 5 minutes. I know it's just a passive time limit, but you know what I could be doing with that 15 minutes? Literally anything else. I could play through the opening chapters of Resident Evil 5, I could make it to the corner shop and back, I could maybe shave both my calves, literally whatever I do with those 15 minutes will always feel more enriching than waiting to post to modern day 4chan. I'd probably be willing to wait if it was early-2010s 4chan, but it's not.
Well duh. No one wants to subject themselves to horrors barely in their comprehension just for a few upvotes. It'd be one thing if it were horrors beyond their comprehension, since then they couldn't see it, but it's barely in their comprehension.
Before the internet, every person in a community would know who's the eccentric weirdo that should be disregarded 9/10 times.
Now, with the internet as the outlet, every nutjob is able to find peers and receive validation. Some of these circles eventually gain traction, and their views bleed into what's usually considered "the norm".
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call a temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal… Even in death I serve the Omnissiah.
I was going to fuck the toaster either way, now I just have access to the harm-reduction methods of the toasterfuckers that came before me (in every sense).
The worst thing about the internet is that it allowed genuine weirdos a safe space to act like, and to deluded themselves into thinking they are normal.
Flodge100@reddit
Anon posts the same greentext for the 400th time
sex-with-trump@reddit
I always check the post date and I don't remember seeing a single post from this year in such a long time.
rokomotto@reddit
There's a subreddit for only fresh greentexts.
Your_Moms_Car@reddit
Look, all the original posts on this sub were redditors larping as 4channers. Now, I've got no problem with that, but have you tried posting to 4chan these days? It's goddamned horrible. You have to wait 10 minutes to solve a captcha that will then make you make 5 minutes. I know it's just a passive time limit, but you know what I could be doing with that 15 minutes? Literally anything else. I could play through the opening chapters of Resident Evil 5, I could make it to the corner shop and back, I could maybe shave both my calves, literally whatever I do with those 15 minutes will always feel more enriching than waiting to post to modern day 4chan. I'd probably be willing to wait if it was early-2010s 4chan, but it's not.
Pirate401@reddit
It's that bad now? Shit...
Your_Moms_Car@reddit
Also there is no fertile ground, only compost heap. Softcore racism and hardcore porn.
rlaxowns@reddit
Would you prefer hardcore racism and softcore porn instead?
Din_Plug@reddit
That would be much better actually.
SpaceBug176@reddit
Well duh. No one wants to subject themselves to horrors barely in their comprehension just for a few upvotes. It'd be one thing if it were horrors beyond their comprehension, since then they couldn't see it, but it's barely in their comprehension.
kirbyon1@reddit
מה שלומך של בר
kirbyon1@reddit
מה זה ד
Berkuts_Lance_Plus@reddit
This time it'a different! It's censored!
Hobolonoer@reddit
The Nutjob theory. In full effect.
Before the internet, every person in a community would know who's the eccentric weirdo that should be disregarded 9/10 times.
Now, with the internet as the outlet, every nutjob is able to find peers and receive validation. Some of these circles eventually gain traction, and their views bleed into what's usually considered "the norm".
blippie@reddit
Nutjob = Influencer
BlackAxemRanger@reddit
"literally everyone I know agrees with me"
everyone = handpicked subreddits and discords
Hobolonoer@reddit
And those who do not agree are banned from participating. Sounds familiar?
BlackAxemRanger@reddit
Apparently the actual ratio is like 112 to 1 of liberal supporting posts to conservative
Monado_Boy@reddit
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call a temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal… Even in death I serve the Omnissiah.
Beautiful_Medium_869@reddit
Anon is an AdMech
Fanferric@reddit
I was going to fuck the toaster either way, now I just have access to the harm-reduction methods of the toasterfuckers that came before me (in every sense).
BlackAxemRanger@reddit
Either that or an echo chamber that tells you there isn't any harm so doing try to worry about reducing it
NoSoup4you22@reddit
I have to upvote it again because it's too relevant to the times.
BlackAxemRanger@reddit
Insanely so. I kinda think we need to bring back bullying
SmoothPimp85@reddit
"I wan to fuck a toaster"
Twitter:
- Look, what left-wing and antifa did to our children
- It's all Jews
- Concerning
- Grok, is that true? Is it possible to fuck a toaster?
- *Some Indian mastermind posts link to a Github page with a full setup that turns toaster into a sex-robot*
Reddit:
- I blame Trump and billionaires
- It's all Jews
- Sub about toaster fucking
- Sub about smut with non-consent toaster fucking
- Sub about hentai with furry toasters
BlackAxemRanger@reddit
Nice now do reddit
SS370N@reddit
You forgot the circlerjerk toaster fuck sub where everyone is also a professional coomer but act like they are superior.
Exurota@reddit
Stop censoring you noncr
Wankainu@reddit
The worst thing about the internet is that it allowed genuine weirdos a safe space to act like, and to deluded themselves into thinking they are normal.
Dry_Blueberry6806@reddit
Sometimes I wonder if I haven't been a victim of this.
Ciqbern@reddit
Before the Internet there were no furries.
MasterofSEGA@reddit
literally me
borowiczko@reddit
Hi Aigis 🥰🥰🥰
redgeck0@reddit
If by "fuck" they mean "take a bath with" then literally me too
Rohen420@reddit
repost subhuman
CT0292@reddit
Frank Zappa wrote a whole rock opera about appliance fuckers just like you Anon!
nowlickmyfet@reddit
2 months old bot account. Reposting alltime top posts. Unnessary censoring.
Peak r/greentext right here
ienybu@reddit
Join Adeptus Mechanicus
googlin@reddit
Where my fellow toaster lovers at!?!?!
jtheman1738@reddit
MathematicianNew2770@reddit
Anon is toast.
Marciano_il_Mario@reddit
The Brave Little Toaster must've been an awakening for this guy.
wackOverflow@reddit
Anon discovers Reddit