You ever listen to the Jerky Boys?
Posted by Ok_Industry3016@reddit | GenX | View on Reddit | 229 comments
We would while going to pro baseball games. So funny.
Posted by Ok_Industry3016@reddit | GenX | View on Reddit | 229 comments
We would while going to pro baseball games. So funny.
Mayor_of_BBQ@reddit
They’re up there slapping each other with the hot mops
BrewCrewBall@reddit
You know goddamn well there’s more than two pits in a pear.
gosluggogo@reddit
I'll be there with my tools, Fuckface!
soulbribra@reddit
Oh inspection? Sure I have all that shit tough guy!
broncoz1@reddit
The better question is who has heard the underground Red Tube Bar tapes (and we had tapes). Complete genius and killed us for years on road trips - if you know you know ! THe ZZ! A man by the name of Pepe Roni? It’s what the Simpsons stole for the crank calls to Moe’s bar
BrewCrewBall@reddit
Haven’t thought about those in a long time!
Altruistic-Letter772@reddit
You killed uncle Freddie??
FrankParkerNSA@reddit
I fire the fuckers down on their fucking head....
ElectricPenguin6712@reddit
Split their fuckin heads. Outta here!
Beginning_Law_3399@reddit
My brother brought home the bootleg tapes from college, before they released them commercially. Those ones had a third Jerky Boy named John Musacha. While the other two were silly, that guy just seemed demented.
carlosdangertaint@reddit
It’s Frank, Frank Rizzo!
FrankParkerNSA@reddit
R I ZZZ Ohh...
Salt_Anywhere_6604@reddit
Frank Rizzo. R I Z Z O
FrankParkerNSA@reddit
I fired her of the roof on her fucking head.
DarthWeasel74@reddit
Literally sent this to my friend on Friday morning.
kpyourmom@reddit
Heck yeah, I saw the movie in the theater
Main_Tension_9305@reddit
It’s tearin the ass outa me!
Pablo honey? Keeping your ass clean?
It ain’t workin!
Yeah, listened to these retards a fair bit. Still quote them from time to time.
Especially the shoes and glasses, so I have them😂
LaStigmata@reddit
Ill bring all my shoes!
Main_Tension_9305@reddit
And my glasses…
bopon@reddit
So that I have them…
Traditional_Day_9513@reddit
Is that so chisel chest
bholmes1964@reddit
Sizzle chest
k_woz1978@reddit
Frank Rizzo is my favorite.
TheNotoriousSHAQ@reddit
You buy this fkn car or I break your fkn head
BasicTelevision5@reddit
Wild bird seed
etown23@reddit
If you want to talk to fianceé you must first talk to Mr. Scott
Full_Security7780@reddit
You bet!
Skatchbro@reddit
Nope. I know the name but have no idea what their schtick was.
QueenMumof4@reddit
these comments have got to have your interest piqued at the very least.
brain_test-a@reddit
I still have the bootleg cassette with the phone numbers not censored
QueenMumof4@reddit
You should get a kid to digitize it and put it somewhere on the interwebs to share with your Genx friends here. I am sure they can help put it on the YouTubes or sound cloud or something like that. I know the words, I just dont know how they do it or how to utilize any of the things...so, I guess maybe dont bother because whatever...😅
Fillmore80@reddit
::bell rings:: Stop that!
Major_Dizz13@reddit
Paint each other up!
BokChoyJr@reddit
No. It was pretty stupid.
QueenMumof4@reddit
Debbie downer in the house
mediawoman@reddit
I had the passed around NYC cassette for a bit.
Wallis614@reddit
Yep. 1990-ish; I remember audio only coming out of one channel.
boilersnipe@reddit
What’s up dhere a numb nuts
Monkeynutz_Johnson@reddit
I do this character called Willie the Jackass.
QueenMumof4@reddit
Pablo honey
QueenMumof4@reddit
Come back to florida
QueenMumof4@reddit
They killed uncle Freddy !
Cake_Donut1301@reddit
I need all my shoes, and all my glasses!
AggressiveLobster898@reddit
So I have them
HumanExpert3916@reddit
And the birds, they come at me! Oooohhh!!!! Awful…and they go “WOOTEN!”
ShoulderPainCure@reddit
Sue everyone!
gideonsean@reddit
My wife and I still call each other "sizzle chest".
Cake_Donut1301@reddit
Get Brett Weir I said!
MandatoryFun@reddit
FAVA BEANS
mess1ah1@reddit
You tell me, liver lips.
CritterOfBitter@reddit
Listen, Jerky. I don’t need talk to you.
cmparkerson@reddit
A neighbor had the cassette, it was funny for a little while,then they had a movie,which sucked.
Potential_Stomach_10@reddit
You don't treat my people like that !!!
Adolph_OliverNipples@reddit
I fell down the stairs and my shoes fell off.
Strict_Individual_22@reddit
Pieces…wtf…pounds baby pounds
CharmCityBatman@reddit
I’m good with the chest,back, lats, and I can rebuild the starter motor
stemi67@reddit
This is Kissel
Draterus@reddit
I'm only burned about the head, breast, face, chest and neck.
bk6366@reddit
Is Renaldo around? I want to show him my goods.
TheWarDoctor@reddit
They're up on the roof with the hot mops and shit
ChessieChesapeake@reddit
You kicked my dog!
6glough@reddit
I put mustard on that shit and eat it
Merican1973@reddit
I will bring my shoes and my glasses, so I have them.
MandyLee77@reddit
Yeah lady i got your dog here, it's bleeding and fucking twitching 😂
mstrong73@reddit
Even if you didn’t want to listen to the Jerky Boys you couldn’t help it. Someone was either playing it or acting it out.
Famous_Asparagus_314@reddit
Yes !! And the tape of prank calls to that bartender Red was awesome too
Apprehensive_Glove_1@reddit
I would rub sand all over my assy nipples.
the_47th_painter@reddit
Sure did there sizzle chest.
ImFromDanforth@reddit
Sure did
Corpsey_Clownshoes@reddit
I was under the impression that he would beat me about the breasts..until they enlarge.
Good_wolf@reddit
I’d like some security. I’m very insecure.
cmdr1982@reddit
Sir, any store will have these types of articles for you to come and see.
Demostecles@reddit
I can paint anything.
ScreaminEagle2502@reddit
You paint in the union?
kcsews@reddit
Im silly like that
Deamonchild666@reddit
I have warts on my ass,their in my ass!!!
Happy_Cat_3600@reddit
Open your ears, jackass!
danconderman33@reddit
I am only burnt about my face neck chest and head.
FaustusRedux@reddit
And my glasses... So I have them
Working_Farmer9723@reddit
1994 I was working in eastern Washington and they hadn’t really made it there. I was driving with some friends I had made locally, one of whom was a nice Norman girl whose father was an elder or something. I put in the cd and Frank Rizzos talking about bench work. I thought “oh man I hope she’s not mad”. That thought lasted like 10 seconds until the absolute hysterical laughter emanating from the back seat. Good times.
tands@reddit
Then I fell down the stairs and my shoes fell off.
Working_Farmer9723@reddit
I’ll bring all my glasses and my shoes.
Ok_Industry3016@reddit (OP)
My absolute favorite.
TonyStark100@reddit
Frank Rizzo, I said!!!
SOMEONENEW1999@reddit
Frank Rizzo open your fukken ears jackass…
SOMEONENEW1999@reddit
I work circles around ya. I’ll wrap your fukken head in wit a ratchet…
Working_Farmer9723@reddit
I don’t need to talk to you!
Mildlyamused76@reddit
My name is Tarbash…what I do is, I eat hot coals
ProfessionalLength26@reddit
The Egyptian...Magician.
rheagmb@reddit
I punch my chest and it disappears in the crowd.
artichoke424@reddit
My buddy told me he had a lot ocular migraine the other day and naturally I said immediately "RIGHT IN THE F* EYE!"
Pansywell@reddit
Listen to me I was very hurt at work today.
TonyStark100@reddit
I got hurt about my head neck chest arms….
kuzism@reddit
Demostecles@reddit
My wife says I have a wonder muffin ass.
Demostecles@reddit
Yup! At work at Blockbuster Video in 1997-1998.
lovemesomezombie@reddit
Pablo honey, I want to go to Flor De Dah
Md693@reddit
Yep I’m gonna rap you in the head with a ratchet
fire-horse-@reddit
Yes. Hello? Is this dentist dental malpractice?
GogglesPisano@reddit
These fuckers, they gotta buy.
Ok_Industry3016@reddit (OP)
"You don't but this shit I'm gonna throw your head into the windshield."
"
a1mfw@reddit
Wish their movie would be released on dvd
CzarGuy111@reddit
My eyes is going crazy
Ok_Industry3016@reddit (OP)
lol
Disastrous_Friend_85@reddit
And they rubbed sand in my assy nipples.
Ok_Industry3016@reddit (OP)
lol
Disastrous_Friend_85@reddit
What of it, Sizzlechest?
HistoricalTowel1127@reddit
Yeah I have there hammertoe.
ucantdothatthesedays@reddit
I’ll be there before your best guy
Jufimbo@reddit
“I’ll split the nuts off the side of your face”. Fuckin. Loved the jerky boys. When I was 15 me and a buddy took a road trip for a karate belt test and we drove ourselves. Stopped at a Sam goody and bought the two jerky boys tapes they had and listened to nothing else the trip down and back. Failed the test and was kicked in the head and balls several times in the tournament but it was one of the best road trips ever. “GET BRETT WIER I SAID”
Ok_Industry3016@reddit (OP)
"This is Sal Rosenburg, God and little baby Jesus help us."
DantesGame@reddit
My own shadow is choking me...
Ok_Industry3016@reddit (OP)
Lol
DroidRGH@reddit
Drink a bottle-and-a-half of Jack Daniels during the day, I whack back a six-pack at night, I’m sick. But ya think there’s a problem with the drinking there, eh?
*haven’t heard it in years but good to be reminded, thanks
jarhead3088@reddit
Of course sizzle chest !
GladosPrime@reddit
I.... I have my shoes with me.
Areyoukiddingme2@reddit
...and all of my glasses.
Laugh-Fly-43@reddit
I do a balloon show for kids.
So what do ya do?
Empty_Divide153@reddit
Pablo honey?
Laugh-Fly-43@reddit
Please come to Florida
c_r_a_s_i_a_n@reddit
THIS IS KISTLE WHAT TIME YOU PEOPLE GONNA COME OVER HERE AND FIX MY SINK
Laugh-Fly-43@reddit
There’s water all over the place!!
hallonemikec@reddit
Can I sue dem?
No-Property1871@reddit
Ong had a roommate in the late 90s who worshipped them. It was funny the first two times around but by the 10th or 100th it was old… and he would get mad when no one else laughed anymore 😱
copper_state_breaks@reddit
That's exactly how it was. My buddy's dorm mate listened to it constantly. It was funny the first few times, but got old about the 10th time.
jackwagon22w@reddit
The one with the hot mops. On the roof had me dieing
Ok_Industry3016@reddit (OP)
Lol
seanchai611PF@reddit
As part of my act, I pull large pieces of furniture out of my ass
TeeDub27@reddit
I am street performer - I perform with one cobra and it jumped up and stung me in the eye with the poison tooth
Gumbyonbathsalts@reddit
My eye. My eye. My poison eye. I just play my flute do do-do do do do.
captainfishhooks@reddit
Pickle barrel ass!!
building_Fire@reddit
Can I slip you a pickle 🥒?
StOnEy333@reddit
This is Saul.
eyehate@reddit
I pickle they.
fuckyoulahey@reddit
Pablo, are you wiping your ass?
Realistic-Produce-28@reddit
Are you keeping yourself clean, honey?
c_r_a_s_i_a_n@reddit
You bastard
Expensive_Rhubarb_87@reddit
They broke my Microsoft Dinosaur CD and cut me all over my body
PolyDrew@reddit
Should I bring my farking tools?!? I said, should I bring my farking tools!?!
dB_Manipulator@reddit
"I work on race cars."
ExcitingARiot@reddit
I’ll start tomorrow
HoochShippe@reddit
And then I bring out small mountain cat that mauls people on stage.
~ The Egyptian Magician.
gbr1976@reddit
"Hello? Pablo, honey? Come back to Florida, we miss you. Are you washing your ass, Pablo? Keep yourself clean?"
c_r_a_s_i_a_n@reddit
This inspired a Radiohead album title. True story.
anarchikos@reddit
I'll bring all of my shoes and glasses.
ExcitingARiot@reddit
So I have them.
Empty_Divide153@reddit
Hallo Sam? What are you doing? I got the corn on da cox and I don’t know what to do with them.
econ0003@reddit
My name is Tarbash the Egyptian magician.
t65789@reddit
It’s their best bit I think.
imtoowhiteandnerdy@reddit
I wake up with pants unbuttoned
B_L_T@reddit
I punch my chest and disappear into crowd
getmet79@reddit
My mouth bleeding my pants unbuckled
Ok_Industry3016@reddit (OP)
Yes!
baseballzombies@reddit
I fell down the stairs and my shoes fell off.
Ok_Industry3016@reddit (OP)
Frank Rizzo.
JoeMagnifico@reddit
Open ya fuckin' ears jackass!
Empty_Divide153@reddit
Are you Uncle Freddy?
getmet79@reddit
R-I-Z-Z-O
gregm47@reddit
The Super across the way. Get Brett Weir, I said!
silverladder@reddit
Look jerky... I don't need to talk to you.
PaleEmpress414@reddit
I peed in your pool!
c_r_a_s_i_a_n@reddit
GET BRETT WEIR I SAID
PorcelainTorpedo@reddit
I DONT NEED TO TALK TO YOU, JERKY
Ok_Industry3016@reddit (OP)
Lol
raford@reddit
What’s up, Sizzlejerk?
WileyCoyote7@reddit
Ok great! Spicy hot lamby nipple chops with minty pickled sour sauce.
Open_Mortgage_4645@reddit
I went to high school with Johnny Brennan. Before he got a record deal with Kamal, they were making bootleg recordings and passing them around school. Johnny was always a really funny guy. Always doing voices. I remember went they went big, everyone was so excited and cheering for them.
jawshoeaw@reddit
Yes over and over on a bad cassette.
Ok_Industry3016@reddit (OP)
What do mean pounds? I can lift 1,000 pieces.
Doc-Milsap@reddit
I did a long time ago. Haven’t thought about them in decades though. They were funny.
Ok_Industry3016@reddit (OP)
Revisit my guy.
Doc-Milsap@reddit
Consider it done!!
Ok_Industry3016@reddit (OP)
Hell yeah! Enjoy.
loopster70@reddit
“Oh I’ll show it to Ilan in a big way, honey!”
Could probably just spend hours dropping lines from that first release. On a totally separate note, I’ve lived in LA for almost 30 years after growing up in NJ, and hearing the NY/NJ local Noo Yawk accents that the callers have fills me with nostalgia for home.
yayayagilliganhell@reddit
Still do
Ok_Industry3016@reddit (OP)
Fist bump.
Legitimate_Jump142@reddit
You do huh? Very proud of you!
BumpyGums@reddit
Get Brett Ware I said!!
loopster70@reddit
I always heard Brett Weir.
Ok_Industry3016@reddit (OP)
Lol!
VeeVeeDiaboli@reddit
Oh gooad…I think I broke my assneck…
sly-3@reddit
"I think I need some security. Because I'm feeling very insecure"
SolomonGrumpy@reddit
Do not talk to me about coupon!
Old-Fun-6976@reddit
Pizza still makes me laugh thinking about it…..shut de fuk up, my wife is puking her guts out and you talk about coupon???shut de fuk up
RemyJe@reddit
Nope. Not my cup o tea.
Anathama@reddit
Around 99-2000, I was a manager of a retail store. All of my associates and I spoke like Sol Rosenberg all the time.
Customer: "Hey, do you guys have x"
Associate (as Sol) "Oh my gawd, yes. I have them right here, by my shoes."
DrHoleStuffer@reddit
Do I need to bring my glasses?
BumpyGums@reddit
I’ll bring my shoes and glasses so I have them.
swolicannoli@reddit
I’ll see you on Monday wit my fuckin tools, jerky!
RatFink1970@reddit
Willie the Jackass really brings a smile to the kids’ faces.
BigDaddyDirtclod@reddit
Sparky the Clown
Sparky The Clown
xMyDixieWreckedx@reddit
Every once in a while I think to myself "Hollywood actually made a Jerky Boys movie and released it in theaters"
punkndrublic1984@reddit
Yes, totally! First time was an all nighter waiting for Metallica/Alice in Chains tickets at Tower Records. Stoned, eating taco bell, drinking a 40 and listening to The Jerky Boys. God damn that was fun
notwyntonmarsalis@reddit
It hit him in the fucking eye!
Zealousideal_Way_788@reddit
I sell cars silly
getmet79@reddit
Sizzlelips
DoctorFrick@reddit
"Yeah, this is the Super across the way!"
DaddieTang@reddit
GET BRET WEIR I SAID!
DoctorFrick@reddit
"I'm VERY angry at that little jerk!"
ProgressPractical848@reddit
She kicked my dog!
potchie626@reddit
What do you think sizzle chest?
Coincidentally (due to it being mentioned recently), I downloaded the movie this morning with plans to watch it tomorrow.
MattyK414@reddit
"Sue you?! Sue everybodyyy!"
wriker10@reddit
How about I sue you?? Punitive damages here.
Comedywriter1@reddit
“Fuck you! We are dying here and you’re talking coupon?!” 😂
wriker10@reddit
“How can I help you, sir???!!! Shut the fuck up!!!”
Ok_Industry3016@reddit (OP)
Haha!
B_L_T@reddit
If you ever want to check out the modern version, it’s called the Snow Plow Show and it’s great.
teeliny@reddit
Listen up sizzle chest!
kalelopaka@reddit
Yes, had a couple of their cds
DaddieTang@reddit
No. I was to busy painting my car last week. I did it with a Rolla. Came up beautiful. You got any more questions tough guy?
Defiant_Property_336@reddit
"i got tools!"
Jerentropic@reddit
"Come to Florida, Pablo. The children miss you."
fuckyoulahey@reddit
Oondah doo haaaaaa..
sdbarto@reddit
“I wake up and my pants unbuttoned..yearrrhgg!”
Ok_Industry3016@reddit (OP)
LMAO
Jeebusmanwhore@reddit
No. But I once accidentally blue myself. Does that count?
tranquilrage73@reddit
I still quote them.
Ok_Industry3016@reddit (OP)
Radical lol
tranquilrage73@reddit
"Push, push, push, push ... "
CollectsTooMuch@reddit
No way sizzle lips.
Creed_R_Bratton@reddit
My shoes and my glasses….
Ok_Industry3016@reddit (OP)
One of the best I was in tears. My shoes fell off!
Creed_R_Bratton@reddit
I can’t see god dammit
Ok_Industry3016@reddit (OP)
LMAO you get it
alexdelicious@reddit
Yes
Solo_is_dead@reddit
YES, one of the best house music songs ever.
marcduberge@reddit
You gotta a tank? I’ll sell the fucka
HRKing14@reddit
Whatya say there Flapjack
Ok_Industry3016@reddit (OP)
Lol