Still better than the one we grew up with. Oh, I HATED the Colonel—with his wee, beady eyes and that smug look on his face: “You’re gonna buy my chicken, oooh”!

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Embarrassed_Key_4539@reddit

It no longer looks like a tiny body under a huge head, sad

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CheckYourStats@reddit

I’m not kidding! That’s boys head is like Sputnik!

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airportspongebath@reddit

Spherical, but quite pointy in parts…

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hatfarm@reddit

Spherical, yet quite pointy at parts!

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codebygloom@reddit

No, it still does. But now it looks like he has his hands on his hips.

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Kazureigh_Black@reddit

I still see the tiny legs and arms but now he has a bonus pair of creepy spider arms on the side of his gargantuan head.

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sey5_venn@reddit

Actually...I can still see it as a tiny body under a huge head. But now he's evolved a set of pincers, like some kind of human-stick figure-mantis hybrid.

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HereWeFuckingGooo@reddit

OK, now I need an indie horror game about this mutant abomination, called The Colonel.

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ELUSIVE_GODS@reddit

My mom was friends with a lady whose parents or grandparents (don't remember exactly which) who knew colonel Sanders personally, and apparently he was a major dick/huge asshole

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ascendantshark@reddit

When I was really young I thought the colonel was an Asian man and therefore Asians primarily lived in Kentucky

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Illustrious-Lead-960@reddit (OP)

You mind if I put that up on r/BrandNewSentence?

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ascendantshark@reddit

Yes I’d like to keep this in the family

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NonCorporealEntity@reddit

He'll be crying himself to sleep on his giant pillow

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TheRealDoomsong@reddit

Because he puts an addictive chemical in the chicken that makes you crave it fortnightly!!

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HYThrowaway1980@reddit

No longer looks like a stick man with a colonel head. Sad.

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StormShadow66@reddit

“Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ye crave it fortnightly, smart arse!”

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gbroon@reddit

Used to think that was the case. These days KFC is just shite.

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AbbreviationsGlad833@reddit

I will miss the red amd white striped bucket. I always enjoyed eating KFC at the beach. Just not when sand gets on it.

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nontoxicspawncamp@reddit

"You gone buy The Colonels chicken else' The Colonel gone have to put the whoopin' down on ya" The Colonel stares menacingly

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iphaze@reddit

The irony of the logo growing in weight…

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It's a well known fact, Sonny Jim that there's a secret group of the five wealthiest people in the world known as, the Pentaverate. The Queen, the Pope, the Getty's, the Rothschild's, and Colonel Sanders before he went tets up.

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