Behold, my beloved stink toast!

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Behold, my beloved stink toast!

I am a good cook. I am, in fact, a pretty amazing cook. I could probably be a chef if I wasn't disabled. But, sometime, a girl need self indulgent snack you know?

Enter the Stink Toast.

They can varry a bit. I make them rarely, as my beloved partner wants to exile me to eat away feom her each time. But, they feed my soul so well. The concept is to put as many pungent, powerfull food on one toast. It has to stink the whole room. Today was actually a medium level version of it (for me), and it included:

- Gluten Free bread (the house is GF)

- High quality dijon mustard

- Raw white onions

- Shredded marble cheeses

- Two fried eggs (sadly broke the yolk 🥲)

- Slices of 6 years old cheddar

- Capers spilrinkled on top at the end :)

It was delicious!!! But, due to lqck of ingredients, it was not pushed to the limit. Here are some aditions that I recommand you yall:

- Slice of salami

- Crumbled blood sausage

- Smoked salmon (sadly none in the house, partner is allergic)

- Black olives

- Parmesan

- Swapping white onions for red

Enjoy! My partner will never kiss me again, but worth iiiit!