Behold, my beloved stink toast!
Posted by Mamaclover@reddit | shittyfoodporn | View on Reddit | 43 comments
I am a good cook. I am, in fact, a pretty amazing cook. I could probably be a chef if I wasn't disabled. But, sometime, a girl need self indulgent snack you know?
Enter the Stink Toast.
They can varry a bit. I make them rarely, as my beloved partner wants to exile me to eat away feom her each time. But, they feed my soul so well. The concept is to put as many pungent, powerfull food on one toast. It has to stink the whole room. Today was actually a medium level version of it (for me), and it included:
- Gluten Free bread (the house is GF)
- High quality dijon mustard
- Raw white onions
- Shredded marble cheeses
- Two fried eggs (sadly broke the yolk 🥲)
- Slices of 6 years old cheddar
- Capers spilrinkled on top at the end :)
It was delicious!!! But, due to lqck of ingredients, it was not pushed to the limit. Here are some aditions that I recommand you yall:
- Slice of salami
- Crumbled blood sausage
- Smoked salmon (sadly none in the house, partner is allergic)
- Black olives
- Parmesan
- Swapping white onions for red
Enjoy! My partner will never kiss me again, but worth iiiit!
Ontarom@reddit
I thought this was another tahini crustini variation (a snack that streamer Jerma985 invented and whose fans have been recreating and posting all over r/jerma985 all week)
laladybee@reddit
Cloves 😫
an_odd_child@reddit
Ok mr fart
uiouyug@reddit
Capers!
Any-Eye6299@reddit
Perfect homemade snack for the movies
JusDeCacahuete@reddit
Are you thinking to reach the heights of stink on that stink toast with some surströmming?
Demianz1@reddit
There is a rabbit somewhere in your house
Mamaclover@reddit (OP)
.... There is one, in my freezer lol.
kingxanadu@reddit
Ya ever heard of kimchi?
FunnyVariation2995@reddit
Yuck!
lusty-argonian@reddit
Bro
Mamaclover@reddit (OP)
Love it, did not have it on hand sadly
waitedforg0d0t@reddit
I used to eat egg mayonnaise, anchovies and pickled pink onions on toast for lunch occasionally
my wife did not approve
it's an elite combo though, you should try it
htmrmr@reddit
Goes crazy with canned sardines 😎
auhnold@reddit
I’d need something spicy, maybe sriracha or Valentina’s, but I’d definitely eat this!
urkelhaze@reddit
I just can't imagine having a brain that worked like this! Let your stink flag fly!!!
PantheraLutra@reddit
I also make stink toast!
stefanica@reddit
Try a ripe Epoisses cheese next time! My husband likes really stinky cheeses like that paired with liver pate.
ogre_toes@reddit
I mean, when you do the smoked salmon - it’s kind of in the same vein as a lox bagel (I think? I’ve just recently heard of those and not entirely sure I’m correct in what I’m talking about). But I’d totally smash that!
For reference, my breakfast this morning (because I wanted to try something similar to aforementioned bagel) was an everything bagel topped with cream cheese, raw onion, years-expired capers, and smoked kippers. And it was fucking DELICIOUS.
linzzzzi@reddit
Commit to the durian
Mamaclover@reddit (OP)
Never had it, it's too hard to find in small town, east canada 🥲
MrUsername24@reddit
No pickled fish then?
Unhappy_Ad_9007@reddit
I'll eat everything in the list except blood sausage and eggs
Mamaclover@reddit (OP)
Blood sausage is lovely, you can make it crumbly by cooking it out of its casing, and I like to sprinkle it on eggs or ramens..
Unhappy_Ad_9007@reddit
Ooh, may be hard to find blood sausage here
Hallelujah33@reddit
Do you rinse your capers?
Mamaclover@reddit (OP)
Nope! Just strain them lightly
Hallelujah33@reddit
😬
MasterCrumble1@reddit
Do you need an ambulance? "spilrinkled"
Mamaclover@reddit (OP)
My french keyboard fail me sometime
Hayward_S_Cayenne@reddit
Have you considered putting anchovies on this?
Mamaclover@reddit (OP)
I have done so!! Back when me and my partner were living appart. 11/10, goes amazing with the red onions
RevolutionaryKey8565@reddit
Ain't I a stinker
gleepglorpad@reddit
get some marinated crushed garlic in there 🤤
Mamaclover@reddit (OP)
I almost did it, but I didn't want to sleep on the couch lol
misscamels@reddit
Garlic is the only thing I would forgive 🤣🤣🤣
-the partner that is anti cheese and super smell sensitive during migraines
Alsweets0609@reddit
Tuna, mayo, capers, Swiss, garlic, onion, and an ungodly amount of pepper for kicks 🤓
Chefs Kiss
Spong_Durnflungle@reddit
Come to the Dark Side, we have sardines...
Ancient-Chinglish@reddit
Hellish Rarebit
MadamVoid@reddit
2 slices of bounce that ass
SlipperyGibbet@reddit
Girrrlll we'd get along XD I dig tf outta this
Yestomorrow@reddit
It looks good! You need some of this cheese on it
LickMyBootyh0le@reddit