ULPT Request - Loud Ass Neighbors
Posted by ExcitementVisual6041@reddit | UnethicalLifeProTips | View on Reddit | 13 comments
Same story as most of the other threads.
Next door neighbors don’t care that they are a disturbance to the neighborhood.
Moved into our home about 3 years ago, we share a fence line in the back yard and a property line in the front yard. I came home one day to find his lawnmower trailer in my yard. The trucks rear bumper was on the line, but the whole trailer was in my yard. After a polite conversation, he said he would move it. Weeks later same thing. After the third time, I planted some small privacy hedges about 5 feet inside the property line. Baffled, he asked why I planted those. Last year he cuts my bushes which are still inside the property line and almost kills them. I remind him the severity of tree law.
Every night of the week they sit on their screen porch in the backyard and watch TV/listen to music/hang out. I’ve got no problem with that. It’s the late night partying, screaming conversations, TV volume at 99 that bothers the rest of the neighbors.
We have tried communication channels, and even local law enforcement when things run past midnight. A relative works for local PD and gets them out of the tickets. Law enforcement calls will shut them down for the night, I just want to make their experience sitting on their porch unenjoyable.
I don’t want to do sounds, unless maybe like annoying frequency but can’t be pinpointed coming from my house. Or smells that have an actual use case I can vouch for.
lou_sassoles@reddit
There’s companies that sell pseudo corpse scent in bottles for training cadaver search dogs. Do with that information as you wish.
PimoCrypto777@reddit
Figure out how to get a dead fish under that porch without being seen.
I_Like_Vitamins@reddit
OP could also use fish fertiliser for the hedges. Be messy with it and "accidentally" spill some into the neighbour's yard when applying it.
lou_sassoles@reddit
I remember finding a big bottle of, I think, some kind of bug killer in the garage when I was a teenager. It stunk like the worst sulfur farts ever. The neighbors were having a loud party one night, so a buddy and I crept up to the fence and poured a bunch out. Moments later I heard someone complain that the whole yard smelled like someone shit their pants.
IntroductionNeat2746@reddit
Pidsdisk on porch sofa couches.
MeatloafingAround@reddit
Piss supersoaker late at night. Perfect now that it’s getting hot out. Hot piss.
Dougally@reddit
Don't forget eating asparagus makes piss particulary pungent.
AssociationDork@reddit
Would a remote control for their brand of TV reach?
cbuzz8@reddit
Tv B gone!
tehjnz@reddit
Become a durian enthusiast, but only in the closest part of the yard to them and only late at night.
Jomodeere@reddit
How far away is the porch? How good can you throw?
Optimal-Prime420@reddit
Sprinklers pointed at their porch.
pjbettasso@reddit
Maybe not ULPT, but could help. Start with the nuisance law pertaining to disturbance calls for your municipality. Most have laws that x number of calls escalates the offence. File a FOIA request for all calls to, from or involving that residence or any occupants. Ask for dispatch logs, call reports, disposition of all calls, and the names and badge numbers of any officers called to, consulted or involved in or with any of the calls. From there you should be able to go to the chief and ask why the calls were handled like they were. You can bring it up at open comments at the council meeting - or have someone do it for you, or contact the state PD about 'mis-use of power/corruption. Good luck. In the spirit of ULPT, piss disc on the air in take of his truck.