3 Sea Shells
Posted by UnicornT4rt@reddit | Xennials | View on Reddit | 43 comments
Ok a lot of you remember the movie Demolition Man.
Was it ever explained how the Sea Shells work.
Any theories?
Posted by UnicornT4rt@reddit | Xennials | View on Reddit | 43 comments
Ok a lot of you remember the movie Demolition Man.
Was it ever explained how the Sea Shells work.
Any theories?
Extra-Sector-7795@reddit
use shells to spell numbers apparently will get you thrown in prison for the rest of your life now
Quato815@reddit
It’s a bidet. Those are the buttons.
MoonlitBlossoms@reddit
Oh my god.. is it really?? That makes so much sense now. 🤦♀️
Moxie_Stardust@reddit
I figured one for front, one for rear, one for drying.
jackfaire@reddit
It was a joke they thought would be funny. There was never a real explanation just meant to be a funny "They do this simple thing different in the future joke and us cavemen don't understand" joke.
xxlouserxx@reddit
It’s basically just a joke about him not being potty trained tho
NW_Forester@reddit
Shell 1 to spread the cheeks, shell 2 to scrape, shell 3 to clean shell 2.
Remember there are only taco bells in the future. These are going to be some messy shits.
Drpoofn@reddit
Maybe you aren't getting enough fiber in your diet.
jtrades69@reddit
this is why there is chipotlaway
IkariYun@reddit
With those portions? I couldn't produce a farther off those plates
Bird_Herder@reddit
I keep 3 seashells next to my toilet because of this movie. I'm also currently watching Miss Congeniality because it's April 25th.
inthevelvetsea@reddit
Light jacket weather is the best.
Life_Exchange_7188@reddit
One shell up, one shell down, one shell to polish.
Oaken_beard@reddit
Remember?! I made a 3 seashell decoration for one of our bathrooms.
Luger14@reddit
What are the three sea shells for?! How do you use them?!
Contemporary_Scribe@reddit
Guys, Op doesn’t know how to use the three sea Shells. 🤣🤣🤣
Enough-Skin2442@reddit
thejamhole@reddit
Rob Schneider in his last great role.
Enough-Skin2442@reddit
nopester24@reddit
Lol!!!
earfeater13@reddit
Ok-Brick6831@reddit
😂😂😂😂
Fuck shit fuck shit fuck shit fuck shit.
That’ll do. I’m off to wipe my ass sans the seashells.
cheffartsonurfood@reddit
What's your boggle?
cheffartsonurfood@reddit
What's your boggle?
smoothops85@reddit
He had better learn fast after all that Taco Bell.
BritOnTheRocks@reddit
Withnail_I_am_I_am@reddit
In the late 90's I ended up tripping balls with a dude at his parents house, just me and him. I was taking a piss and noticed seashells on the toilet and asked, "Hey Shaun, how tf do the 3 seashells work?"
It never got answered. He just laughed his ass off all night only to stop to ask about the 3 seashells, prompting him to laugh again. That's all we did all night.
twopacktuesday@reddit
Enhance your calm.
Fsharpmaj7@reddit
I dated a woman that had a shelf with 3 shells right above her toilet paper.
Educational_End_2182@reddit
Their diets where so strict maybe the seashell are necessary?
Evan_802Vines@reddit
nopester24@reddit
It was never officially explained but there are some online ne theories. All equally ridiculous
Almostasleeprightnow@reddit
I never saw it but the movie was made during an era where the answer to your question is inevitably “don’t worry about, sweetie”
Fallenangel152@reddit
There intentionally isn't an answer. It's just there to show that future people do weird stuff.
Illustrious-Lead-960@reddit
There’s a JOKE explanation that’s made the rounds which people take as “canon”. In reality it’s not that mysterious if you’re looking carefully: those are obviously buttons or switches or something rather than actual shells.
RevolutionaryBake362@reddit
John Spartan you are fined one credit for a violation of the verbal morality code
VinylHighway@reddit
punknothing@reddit
You flush them? What’s the next guy gonna use???
VinylHighway@reddit
That’s their problem
punknothing@reddit
Diabolical! Especially at Taco Bell…
VinylHighway@reddit
They’re auto replaced after each flush
nvmls@reddit
*do not flush this
Lafemmedelargent@reddit
If you don't know, we aren't gonna tell you now.