3 Sea Shells | TheaterFire

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Extra-Sector-7795@reddit

use shells to spell numbers apparently will get you thrown in prison for the rest of your life now

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MoonlitBlossoms@reddit

Oh my god.. is it really?? That makes so much sense now. 🤦‍♀️

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Moxie_Stardust@reddit

I figured one for front, one for rear, one for drying.

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jackfaire@reddit

It was a joke they thought would be funny. There was never a real explanation just meant to be a funny "They do this simple thing different in the future joke and us cavemen don't understand" joke.

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xxlouserxx@reddit

It’s basically just a joke about him not being potty trained tho

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NW_Forester@reddit

Shell 1 to spread the cheeks, shell 2 to scrape, shell 3 to clean shell 2.

Remember there are only taco bells in the future. These are going to be some messy shits.

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Drpoofn@reddit

Maybe you aren't getting enough fiber in your diet.

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IkariYun@reddit

With those portions? I couldn't produce a farther off those plates

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Bird_Herder@reddit

I keep 3 seashells next to my toilet because of this movie. I'm also currently watching Miss Congeniality because it's April 25th.

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Life_Exchange_7188@reddit

One shell up, one shell down, one shell to polish.

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Oaken_beard@reddit

Remember?! I made a 3 seashell decoration for one of our bathrooms.

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Luger14@reddit

What are the three sea shells for?! How do you use them?!

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Contemporary_Scribe@reddit

Guys, Op doesn’t know how to use the three sea Shells. 🤣🤣🤣

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thejamhole@reddit

Rob Schneider in his last great role.

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Ok-Brick6831@reddit

😂😂😂😂

Fuck shit fuck shit fuck shit fuck shit.

That’ll do. I’m off to wipe my ass sans the seashells.

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smoothops85@reddit

He had better learn fast after all that Taco Bell.

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In the late 90's I ended up tripping balls with a dude at his parents house, just me and him. I was taking a piss and noticed seashells on the toilet and asked, "Hey Shaun, how tf do the 3 seashells work?"

It never got answered. He just laughed his ass off all night only to stop to ask about the 3 seashells, prompting him to laugh again. That's all we did all night.

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