Reversing evolution to become a mermaid family
Posted by Ok_Leopard5105@reddit | CrazyIdeas | View on Reddit | 28 comments
I know that evolution can take generations but i am willing to wait. I think its just ridiculous that evolution removed mermaids, i understand that they were necessary for us to go from fish to land but in my opinion there is a lot more ocean than land and so we are better off stsying there. My dream is for my grandchildren’s grandchildren’s grandchildren (maybe more🤔) will be borned with a natural ability to swim like a mermaid. Im thinking what would happen if i start living in water 24/7, i never leave, i get one of the village women to do the same with me and our children will livr like this too, eventually throughout generations will our swimming abolity will be something to be reckoned with? it. I am no scientist but i do like to think.
catfluid713@reddit
No mermaids.
In very broad strokes, some fish started going on land, these were the ancestors of amphibians. Some amphibians developed scales and eggs that didn't need to be in water, these were the ancestors of reptiles. Some reptiles became warm blooded and maybe developed fur instead of scales, proto-mammals. Some proto-mammals started producing a nutritious secretion from pores on their stomachs, monotremes. Some of these monotremes developed nipples, pouches and started giving birth to live, but underdeveloped young instead of laying eggs, marsupials. Some marsupials developed more stable placentas that allowed more mature young and longer pregnancies, they also lost the pouches; These were the placental mammals.
From there, you had little rodent like things that started living in trees became more like early primates, then became early monkeys, then old world monkeys, then apes then something chimp-like, then australopithecus, then other human ancestors, then humans and our cousins the Neanderthals and Denisovans and probably others, and after everyone either interbred with us or died off, we were basically modern humans. At no point were mermaids involved.
Do you want to go back to being an amphibian? Not likely, but more realistic than trying to be a merperson.
Ducklover12345678910@reddit
Spending more time in the water won’t make you more likely to pass on mermaid genes. You either have mermaid genes or you don’t. And then you can either pass them on by having children or choose to not pass them on by not having children.
Tall-Photo-7481@reddit
This is what happens when your only science education comes from watching marvel films.
Ok_Leopard5105@reddit (OP)
What does this even mean
Ducklover12345678910@reddit
It means you are uneducated
justforjugs@reddit
Mermaids never existed to be removed. There’s so much biological stupidity in the idea of them that they won’t
Ok_Leopard5105@reddit (OP)
What do you mean
justforjugs@reddit
What do you mean? Mermaids are fiction.
Ok_Leopard5105@reddit (OP)
Why?
Pimp_Daddy_Patty@reddit
Mermaids never existed.
Ok_Leopard5105@reddit (OP)
How did we go from fish to man
Pimp_Daddy_Patty@reddit
By picking up a biology textbook and reading about it.
RhodiumLanguor@reddit
Mermaids don't exist my guy. They don't make biological sense. Why keep a human half if you live in water? How would mammalian descendants evolve scales but keep the top half the same? The human spine doesn't allow for the mechanics of a strong fish tail. Re-evolving gills would be virtually impossible.
Basically, if you and a group of several hundred or thousand people started living in the water as much as possible and cut off all contact with other humans, in 10s of millions of years your descendants might be similar to whales. They wouldn't look like mermaids.
Ok_Leopard5105@reddit (OP)
They did exist but they went extinct how do you think we went from fish to man? Half fish half man.
Whale people would be really cool i might do that! What do you think we’d look like? Would we have blue skin and really fat HAHA i cant imagine us being pretty thats for sure
RhodiumLanguor@reddit
Are you doing OK champ? Mermaids weren't ever real. If they had been, we'd have fossils.
Humans descended from a common ancestor shared by the other apes. We haven't had a common ancestor with any fish in...350 million years or so.
Ok_Leopard5105@reddit (OP)
Wow so mermaids were around 350 millions year ago?
Euphus@reddit
Hey man. You should consider talking about this with the people around you like your family and friends, especially if this is a recent thing you've been thinking about.
Ok_Leopard5105@reddit (OP)
This actually started from a conversation with my buddy HAHA! He wants to do it too
WeLiveInASociety420s@reddit
There were many other steps between fish and man. This isn't going to work like you think it will
Mediocre-Hall-9963@reddit
Do you happen, by chance, to be an American?
Ok_Leopard5105@reddit (OP)
Nope
Nevernonethewiser@reddit
ITT: People believing OP is earnest.
Come on, guys.
Ok_Leopard5105@reddit (OP)
What do you mean
derekclysdale@reddit
Do we have to go back in the trees first?
Ok_Leopard5105@reddit (OP)
Why i wanna be a fish
DBSeamZ@reddit
This is, to grossly oversimplify things, how whales happened.
derekclysdale@reddit
Hey.... what have the Welsh ever done to you? :)
LordMoose99@reddit
They are Welsh... enough said ;p