Anon wants to become a DILF
Posted by Hawkky12@reddit | 4chan | View on Reddit | 32 comments
Posted by Hawkky12@reddit | 4chan | View on Reddit | 32 comments
ApeWashedClean@reddit
Lots of protein, HIIT on the bike, hypertrophy, and be a girl dad preferably. Then you’ll pull some 19 yr old baddie like me lol
DTKeign@reddit
Gotta be an ilf first
luotenrati12@reddit
Some girls have a degradation fetish gor ugly old dudes, so anon just needs to wait
8hAheWMxqz@reddit
Step 1 - don't be ugly
Step 2 - don't be poor
???
Be considered dilf.
Connect_Ad_3361@reddit
Step 3 - don't be short
iamAliAsghar@reddit
Thirsting over leon is a psyop
TorfriedGiantsfraud@reddit
Leon??
iamAliAsghar@reddit
Yeah, the person in the pic is called Leon.
Key_River7180@reddit
why am i asking this but what the fuck is a dilf
TorfriedGiantsfraud@reddit
Means daddy, oooo
fth01@reddit
Because you're too inept to use a search engine.
I_Am_Sharticus_@reddit
>Go to 4chan
>ask how to be attractive
BBWArchitect@reddit
So you're saying that /fit/ and /fa/ are lying to me?
I_Am_Sharticus_@reddit
To you, personally? Probably yeah.
Theroux721@reddit
Does Leon have kids? He certainly doesn't have the meme body. I guess you can either be the D or the ILF in this case. What's it gonna be, anon?
KindStranger1337@reddit
Be old, don't be too portly and have hair. That's literally it.
PunchWilcox@reddit
Crush your face with a hammer
Ok_Toe7278@reddit
Wait
kojimbob@reddit
Work out
BrocoliAssassin@reddit
I feel like you would tell them that and they'd just be like "nah" & go with the "I'll just jerk off and play video games to become a dilf".
baudmiksen@reddit
a man of sheer will
rlaxowns@reddit
It really is that simple sometimes
UpbeatRegister@reddit
Before becoming a DILF, you have to be a MILF (Man I'd Like to Fuck). It's like the Pokemon evolution: if you're not one, you can't become the other.
baudmiksen@reddit
not even final form
ptitty123192@reddit
Exercise daily at least an hour (be it cardio or lifting), sleep 6-8 hours a day, avoid processed foods and sugary drinks, drink water and eat healthy proteins and vegetables, and bathe daily
Autisticus@reddit
Looksmax. Done.
Lord_Ezelpax@reddit
You don't become one but rather have 3 statements that must be true:
You are 40 something
You have a non receded hairline
You're fit
Syreet_Primacon@reddit
Be attractive and have kids
jednoir@reddit
Be late at work and destroy an evil pharmaceutical company in the same day
AlphaMassDeBeta@reddit
I crashed into CVS HQ on my way to work.
Fragrant-Brilliant52@reddit
Start mogging
Mr__Castle_@reddit
Wear the same haircut for 20 years.