Ordered the chicken and waffles at a PA diner
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laurenh8tsyou@reddit
As a lifetime North Central Pennsylvanian, I can confirm that "chicken and waffles" in northern PA is chicken gravy over a waffle. This definitely looks like a shitty, weirdly pale version, but the standard fare nonetheless.
I never knew "chicken and waffles" was fried chicken and a waffle until I joined the Army and had to live in the more southern / western areas of the country.
WastelandBaker@reddit
I had a similar experience with chicken pot pie. In central PA, that's a soup/stew. I was very surprised to order it at a restaurant and get pie.
Miami_Mice2087@reddit
was it a stew with biscuits placed on top, just little circles, not a whole pie? tha'ts how my mom makes it
WastelandBaker@reddit
At a restaurant, I got pie. When my mom made it, the "pie" is a square doughy egg noodle that's cooked in the soup to thicken it.
Miami_Mice2087@reddit
lol that's just egg drop soup. with one enormous drop
graceabigail1011@reddit
Egg drop soup is called that because it’s actual egg that is slowly stirred in to create the thin egg strips
mrsdoubleu@reddit
That's what I call chicken and dumplings.
potpourri_sludge@reddit
As a northeastern Ohioan, what are you guys doing over there lmao
whisky_biscuit@reddit
Chicken and dumplings also.
I grew up eating the version that's chicken stew with Bisquick drop biscuits cooked on top, but later on my partner and I discovered the version which were super thick homemade noodles (kinda made from a similar dough as dumplings) cooked into the soup / stew.
We primarily eat the 2nd version now.
doritobimbo@reddit
Can you pls link an actual recipe because that looks amazing. I looooove chicken n dumpling soup
Prestigious_Pay2759@reddit
How did you feel the day you saw real chicken and waffles? I think I’d have had an existential crisis.
laurenh8tsyou@reddit
I was confused, but as it's delicious, I was not upset.
Miami_Mice2087@reddit
first time i had it was in the google cafeteries, they had some purple syrup to drizzle over called ube. i thought it was be too grapey, but it wasn't, it was just slightly, perfectly floral and very sweet. it was weird but glorious
Matthew-ii@reddit
Filipino sweet purple yam btw incase you hadn't looked into more.
Jononucleosis@reddit
Camote is the OG and it's a shame they are impossible to find. Insanely sweet and fluffy and purple
ACcbe1986@reddit
I would've been quite upset.
"Pennsylvania!! Why have you kept this from me?!"
doritobimbo@reddit
I already dislike chicken and waffles, devastated to learn it not only can get worse but that people eat it regularly on purpose.
meowiful@reddit
I bet it's really good, though. Also picturing it with a stuffing waffle... like, omg. I might do something controversial for Thanksgiving lol
Miami_Mice2087@reddit
yup, me too, i discovered it in california. You put your friend food over your friend food? and you add sugar?? sounds weird but i'll try it!
noblehoax@reddit
Yeah I always tell people it’s chicken and dumplings but with a waffle. This version looks pretty shitty. But I’ve had it a lot growing up with carrots and celery and stuff and it was always great.
80degreeswest@reddit
I would prefer this over the more typical chicken and waffles
HairyStyrofoam@reddit
You poor thing
dramafy@reddit
Im glad to know this is a real/regional thing. I love chicken and waffles so I tend to make it a blind order when I visit restaurants and see it on the menu. I would be devastated if I got a plate like this or any gravy on my waffles period. Now I know not to order my usual tried and true menu option if I enter PA just go be safe.
Lazarus_Rat@reddit
Yeah this is very shit looking chicken gravy.
KTKittentoes@reddit
I didn’t know either until we moved. I can make both quite well now.
kryonik@reddit
"Can I get the chicken and waffles but could you put the cum on the side?"
donkeyrocket@reddit
“Sorry, they prep the cumload waffles overnight.”
Pythia_@reddit
Poor prep chef is working overtime.
DavidTCEUltra@reddit
Don't be too harsh, the chef had to watch plenty of Gianna Michael's vids to make this.
Don't forget the arm workout it gave him.
emiliafabela@reddit
🤢 pass.
sakikatana@reddit
I know it’s fun to 🤢🤢🤢but I’m 99% sure these are Amish/Pennsylvania Dutch style chicken and waffles, which is stewed chicken with gravy
How did it taste, OP?
VA-deadhead@reddit (OP)
Not as bad as it looked, but pretty bad. Soggy waffle and bland gravy
sakikatana@reddit
Ahhh, that’s too bad. I guess that gravy does look like it came out of a can.
theangryjanitorOG@reddit
That chicken came out of a can. I eat that shit. I know.
biganimegothtitties@reddit
Why?
AngryGoose_@reddit
It was put there by a man
Astronaut_Chicken@reddit
This is the second day in a row Ive seen reddit sing this song! We start a third day im gonna have to buy a cd.
LortimerC@reddit
That whole album is good btw! 👌
Ledzep0521@reddit
Agreed I don't even think peaches or Lump are their best songs
adventurepony@reddit
Little dune buggy, in the saaand!
BreweryRabbit@reddit
Dozens of us saw that post yesterday!
AngryGoose_@reddit
Lol I was inspired by seeing it yesterday!
SmashFascistHoles@reddit
It does kind of look like man gravy...
AngryGoose_@reddit
Oh no :(
ThePotstickerProphet@reddit
In a factory dowwwn towwn
Gold-Employment-2244@reddit
They were also lump
livingalienanalbead@reddit
This is wild, this is the second time today this song came up in a Reddit comment chain
TikiJeff@reddit
It's been going on all week, almost every time someone mentions peach or can.
onamonapizza@reddit
We all have to keep it going now, so be sure to mention peaches or cans tomorrow
poofandmook@reddit
PEACHES AND CANS AND JUST CLAP YOUR HANDS AND JUST CLAP YOUR HANDS
livingalienanalbead@reddit
Two peach tables and a peachophone
bebop1065@reddit
This is the proper way to train AI.
Middle_Watch4644@reddit
Was the first time you saw it today judging what kind of millennial you are? Because me too
livingalienanalbead@reddit
No it wasn’t insulting in any way
Yabbatown@reddit
Was the other one that post about how you can tell a older millennial by saying "peaches come from a can"?
Middle_Watch4644@reddit
Jesus Christ I just replied asking the same question.. I’m just gona leave it fuck
AngryGoose_@reddit
Yeah its that post
AngryGoose_@reddit
Yes
Robotchickjenn@reddit
Millennials, unite!
whisky_biscuit@reddit
Moving to the country...gonna eat meat at a diner
GDGameplayer@reddit
If I had my little way
Krimreaper1@reddit
Million of gravy, gravy for me.
imbeingsirius@reddit
Damn that thread really sparked something in us
therocketsalad@reddit
Natures candy in my hand or can
or pie
guttergirl83@reddit
In a factory downtown
Complete_Function664@reddit
It looks like it came out of a cylinder alright.
NoSir4289@reddit
Literally nothing on earth worse than can gravy
Longjumping_Lynx_972@reddit
That gravy looks like it came OUT of a man.
althawk8357@reddit
OP did eat the soggy waffle.
damian001@reddit
Called baby gravy
snorkelvretervreter@reddit
I was goona say
Longjumping_Lynx_972@reddit
"goona" hahahaha
lordgaebril_@reddit
It looks like condensed milk
Spiritual-Olive4559@reddit
It literally looks exactly like sweetened condensed milk!!! Haha
AnybodyNo8519@reddit
That's what she said
Maximum_Power7878@reddit
Plot twist, they actually used bull semen.
gluugsner@reddit
Which is really unfortunate as making good chicken gravy is super easy and fast, especially if you've been cooking the chicken locally and have a bunch of pan drippings, fatty bits and stock/broth.
Future_Burrito@reddit
Yeah, that's one cylindrical item out of which it could have dripped.
Commercial_Age_9316@reddit
Which is a shame because white gravy is so easy to make and tastes so much better than this emulsified stuff
Nothunter421@reddit
It looks like condensed milk
goatqueen420@reddit
🎶Gravy comes from a can
It was put there by a man
Super white super bland
In a factory downtown 🎶
Miami_Mice2087@reddit
we're PA germans. my mom made this with leftover turkey after thanksgiving a lot, except on regular wonder bread. It was pretty good with the stuffing and cranberries. I don't think it would work with a sweet waffle.
prison-schism@reddit
There used to be a restaurant in Chambersburg, PA, that sold chicken and waffles like this, except the waffle was sweet. It was the worst chicken and waffles i ever had.
ulnek@reddit
Flavor is a sin along with technology!
boomer-rage@reddit
Pennsylvanian here. Always check the description when you see chicken and waffles on the menu here. The further west in PA you go the less likely you will encounter this version. Your plate is missing a big mound of mashed potatoes, and maybe stuffing…oh, and corn. Gotta load up on carbs.
AMasonicYouth@reddit
Same goes for Chicken Pot Pie. So many people got mad when the waiter dropped off a bowl of soup.
frothingnome@reddit
Put some cornbread stuffing in the waffle iron and we're talking.
CaptainLollygag@reddit
Any kind of stuffing in a waffle iron. Yum.
CouldBeBetterForever@reddit
Sounds like the place you got it just sucks. I occasionally make it at home and the gravy isn't bland, nor the waffles soggy.
It's actually pretty tasty when made well.
Nostaglicthirst@reddit
My grandmother had this as a depression meal….waffles with chicken gravy on top and the leftover picked of the whole turkey/chicken
alcogeoholic@reddit
Ah ok...I wasn't sure if the sauce was savory or sweet, but ig this was the better option?
MrIceVeins@reddit
Generally speaking it doesn’t look too bad just not what you expect from chicken and waffles
FirefighterLeft5425@reddit
What town were you in?????
Many_Inevitable_6803@reddit
Ok I’m glad you’re saying it was bad bc that was my impression by looking at it, but I didn’t want to say it in case you were posting bc you thought it was good
googdude@reddit
It's not in Bowmansville (Lancaster area) is it? I think I kind of recognized that type of table.
VA-deadhead@reddit (OP)
It’s not. Closer to Wilkes Barre if I remember correctly.
BuildingRelevant7400@reddit
Still better than gland gravy.
reilmb@reddit
That’s a cuisine that says Pepper is too spicy
mkstot@reddit
You need pepper, lots of pepper.
drinkslinger1974@reddit
Go to Lancaster and try a spot called Gracie’s on Main. You will not be disappointed.
Raeezordazetoo@reddit
You had shitty PA Dutch chicken and waffles then. That shit is an all time great comfort food at home.
The_Disapyrimid@reddit
Thats too bad because, although this isn't what I think of when hearing "chicken and waffles", I would definitely eat this.
spicybright@reddit
I feel like if they plated next to each other so the waffle wasn't soaked it would be good.
BAMspek@reddit
Ooooh I thought that was condensed milk.
ElderberryFar7120@reddit
Did you ask for a refund? I would want to but I'd be too nervous and pay and be mad the rest of the day
crt983@reddit
Ask for a refund for food you ate? It’s good you would be too nervous to do it because it is psycho behavior.
Having a meal that doesn’t meet expectations is just part of the dining out experience. Pay for your food, leave a tip, and then never go back.
ElderberryFar7120@reddit
Well I wouldn't have eaten it if it looked like that and tasted bad either, to be fair.
If you didn't eat your food because it was gross you would pay for it still?
crt983@reddit
I’d probably just try and eat it. If you want to have total control over your meal, maybe it’s best to eat at home .
ElderberryFar7120@reddit
Yeah this is mainly why I don't eat it. Over priced, not good.
alextheruby@reddit
I mean not paying would be the extreme. I would simply ask the server to have the chef remake it or get something else.
VA-deadhead@reddit (OP)
Nah, they tried and I took a chance. Not asking for money back. Just a lesson learned.
KTKittentoes@reddit
That’s too bad! It is really delicious when done right. Shame on them!
earfeater13@reddit
"But pretty bad"
....just as i suspected lol
potpourri_sludge@reddit
As someone who lives 20 minutes from PA and Amish country, I’m positive this was bland. We have a local Dutch restaurant near Amish country and everyone swears it’s so good, but everything I’ve ever seen come out of that kitchen has not one speck of seasoning. Not even a little black pepper.
King_of_the_Goats@reddit
The Amish/Mennonites can bake but they cannot cook. Buy their baked goods and pretzels but never their food. Salt and pepper are verboten to them.
barrosoOso@reddit
I disagree whole heartedly. The Amish restaurants I've been to in Ky and In are the best food I have ever had. Hands down.
Jononucleosis@reddit
Kinda off topic but how far from the nearest port city do you live?
King_of_the_Goats@reddit
You have no taste in food or the Amish down there are different. The Pa Amish have the blandest taste in food but can bake. Do you think pepper is spicy? If so, you have no taste.
ArdillasVoladoras@reddit
I grew up in Lancaster, and the traditional food is just fine.
The Amish are also one of the heaviest users of saffron in the country.
King_of_the_Goats@reddit
The amish think pepper is spicy. Do they know what paprika is? Their food is fine but bland. Don’t know about your saffron comment but I’ve been to shady maple many times and there isn’t any saffron there.
ArdillasVoladoras@reddit
They use a lot of paprika actually.
Squatchyhiker@reddit
He's referring to Shady Maple like it's the standard..
King_of_the_Goats@reddit
It is the standard out there. That place is always packed.
ArdillasVoladoras@reddit
Sheddy Mepple is always a good time
Squatchyhiker@reddit
It is, but it's also a buffet that could probably serve an aircraft carrier.
ArdillasVoladoras@reddit
And there's better food elsewhere in Lanco
Jononucleosis@reddit
Their salads and preserves are alright too, but in general if it can't be made in a cast iron pot then you're taking a risk.
linwail@reddit
Oh man I don’t know. They had a breakfast place near my high school and it was sooo good.
Chem1st@reddit
Idk PA Dutch pot pie is amazing
King_of_the_Goats@reddit
Pie, that’s baking. Don’t ask them to make a steak or chicken breast, they don’t know spice.
Squatchyhiker@reddit
PA Dutch pot pie is not baked or even a pie...it is however delicious.
King_of_the_Goats@reddit
I hate that colloquialism. It’s a delicious stew/soup but it’s not a pot pie.
Chem1st@reddit
Look up PA Dutch pot pie.
canwegettogether@reddit
The Amish buffets in Sarasota, Florida are great
King_of_the_Goats@reddit
No real Amish in Florida. Florida is a fake place in general, outside of the panhandle, it’s real there even if it sucks. But historically there’s no Amish in Florida. If there is an “Amish” person in Florida, they are running a fake buffet to sucker you out of money thinking you are going somewhere real to eat. Don’t be a fool.
googdude@reddit
Incorrect, there's a community in Pinecraft near Sarasota. It's mostly the elderly and people that go down just for the winter. I know because I've been there before, there's a massive amount of Amish and Mennonite in that area.
King_of_the_Goats@reddit
Elderly snow birds posing as Amish aren’t Amish. They are there to take your money because you are a fool.
googdude@reddit
I personally know some of them, yes they are in fact a member of the Amish church in PA. Yes there might be some posers but in the community I mentioned they're typically mostly Amish or Mennonite. Honestly as a Mennonite myself I don't think I'd want to hang out down there if I wasn't an Amish or Mennonite.
canwegettogether@reddit
Okay
ThomasTheDankPigeon@reddit
Taste buds actually come after electricity on the tech tree, not many people know that
Head-Present2904@reddit
Laughs in bipoc
Embarrassed_Mango679@reddit
Omg the pecan rolls at the Mennonite bakery back home... so good.
Hunting-Duck@reddit
Nothing Dutch about that abomination though
KellyJin17@reddit
Except the dish “chicken and waffles” is a soul food dish, and so it’s a particular type of chicken (fried). It’s bad enough that some restaurants co-opted it and serve it with dry-ass chicken strips, or some other monstrosity that betrays the spirit of the dish. If you’re serving it with gravy it’s not chicken and waffles anymore. I’ve watched so many soul food dishes get literally watered down in mainstream restaurants, such as this and shrimp & grits, that it’s hard to stomach any longer.
sheighbird29@reddit
I think you’re right. I’ve been to Amish/Mennonite restaurants, and this is their interpretation of it
Takemyfishplease@reddit
I had that in Colorado of all places and it blew my freaking mind.
Granted it was homemade gravy, not the Peter north special.
positivitittie@reddit
Unpopular opinion I guess but, chicken and waffles done right like this is amazing. Never got in to the dry, fried chicken version.
panlakes@reddit
Good chicken and waffles aint dry. It should be a lil greasy.. sticky-sure, but not a soggy mess. The best freshly fried, crunchy craggly chicken ever, not some KFC slop either.
And you dont usually cut into it on the waffle like a steak unless you're prepared to make it even messier, that's a misconception. It's more just the presentation and initial topping, let's the chickeny soppiness get onto the waffle. You tear into the chicken separately then bring it back for the finish. If you go in with your hands, and still call it dry, never go back to that restaurant again!
But look I can't really explain it. It's just good all right.
whisky_biscuit@reddit
I've had both really bad and really good versions of this dish.
And you're right, the crunchier the chicken and crispier the waffle, the better. One we had was amazing, had like a Thai hot honey sauce.
And yeah, you cut the chicken, then cut the waffle separately, and then stack two pieces for a bite with the sauce. It's great when done right.
Ops version could be good too, like biscuits and gravy when done right!
positivitittie@reddit
Haha I believe ya. I’m really down for either. I mean chicken and waffles, I ain’t complaining.
Critical-Chemist-860@reddit
People act like Amish food is good... its not, thier bakery items are great but I have yet to be to a savory Amish restaurant that I would go back to, maybe if they discover salt and pepper see xiat I would be back
whisky_biscuit@reddit
Their candy is amazing, but I've had not great baked items on occasion too.
Once bought a pumpkin roll and the frosting was like a white jelly, it's was so terrible and not even sweet...like something someone's grandma makes that no one has the heart to tell them isn't good
ArdillasVoladoras@reddit
There's plenty of salt and pepper in PA dutch foods, I grew up there.
puffy-jacket@reddit
I live and grew up in Amish country, it’s okay to say their food is ass. Their desserts though 🤤🤤
oofty_goofty_@reddit
100% My partner is from Amish country, and this what they grew up with as chicken and waffles
pressor_pusher@reddit
this is why Amish cuisine doesn’t get Michelin stars
Ninja_Destroyer_@reddit
It straight up looks like canned chicken
picardo85@reddit
As someone living in the Netherlands, this is horrid even considering the Dutch food culture (or lack thereof).
noblehoax@reddit
Fun fact. PA Dutch are not from Netherlands. They are generally from Germany.
skinny_sci_fi@reddit
Lol. The style is “Bad.”
OtherwiseACat@reddit
I grew up eating this. I loved it when my mom made it. I am plant based now but dam something about that gravy on a crispy waffle was good.
Caa3098@reddit
Mate, I don’t care if they were made by God himself. It looks gross.
SageOfSixCabbages@reddit
Ok, gravy makes sense. My mind went to condensed milk and like, who the fuck serves chicken with condensed milk?! 💀
imaginaryResources@reddit
Is gravy supposed to look like condensed milk?
LexxiiConn@reddit
I love PA chicken and waffles (but admit it looks a bit grim) and this looks like an awful version of it. Like I would send this back.
Dustin_Rx@reddit
This was the only way I knew chicken and waffles until I was 30
ljanus245@reddit
I was hoping that was Amish butter syrup
Cannacology@reddit
First the slave trade and now this?
QueasyTeacher0@reddit
Gravy? I was lowkey hoping that was a metric ton of melted camembert
Alarmed-Shape5034@reddit
It looks very, um, thick and sticky.
talashrrg@reddit
I was going to say, this is the style of chicken and waffles I’m familiar with (dad’s family is Pennsylvania Dutch)
13thmurder@reddit
Bukakkadoodle Wawfuls.
TopTierAmir@reddit
Is that, what, why, who put their man mayo on your waffle?
TheComplimentarian@reddit
I live in Tennessee, so I think hot chicken and waffles, but when you said Pennsylvania, I knew exactly what it was going to look like. They love that chicken in gravy stuff.
deemarieforlife@reddit
Went to a wedding there and it was the main course
TheComplimentarian@reddit
I knew it was bad…But I did not know it was that bad.
Hopeful_Scholar398@reddit
Chicken is bad, or gravy is bad?
SardonicHistory@reddit
Ah yes open-face hot turkey waffles
rsadek@reddit
Might be too shitty for this sub. I’m pretty sure it has to be “food” to be allowed. Gross.
Alternative-Nose-722@reddit
Did they have a horse glaze it.
freakmeout123@reddit
this looks so yummy
Prestigious-Side3122@reddit
Nope send that mess back and ask for a refund .
East-Garden-4557@reddit
Is that diced roast chicken and vanilla custard on a waffle?
ZestfullyStank@reddit
Gravy
East-Garden-4557@reddit
I refuse to accept that identification
FormingTheVoid@reddit
What the actual fuck
MarcusofMenace@reddit
Never been to a PA diner. Is that a brand?
Awkward-Equivalent-5@reddit
Is that sweetened condensed milk or chicken gravy? Judgment shall be passed
ZestfullyStank@reddit
Gravy
Awkward-Equivalent-5@reddit
pyxiedust219@reddit
I’m considering moving states/jobs in a year and was genuinely considering PA until this post. I think if someone sold this to me I’d commit a felony
ZestfullyStank@reddit
This was the original chicken and waffles recipe. It predates the fried chicken & syrup kind by about 2 centuries
pyxiedust219@reddit
lots of things that came first are worse than what they inspired
OrchidExact5460@reddit
south carolinian here… I %100 would ask for something different if I order chicken and waffles and it came out like this. its supposed to be deep fried chicken, belgian waffles, and syrup!!
ZestfullyStank@reddit
This recipe predates the one you list (which originated in Atlanta in the 60s) by about 209 years
OrchidExact5460@reddit
honestly I’m not shocked by that lol, but I would deff be shocked to get this if I ordered chicken and waffles😭
ZestfullyStank@reddit
If you ordered it in the south, I would agree with you, but if you lived in Pennsylvania, this one is the norm
Kimberlylynn2003@reddit
As a southerner… NO.
ZestfullyStank@reddit
This version is a couple centuries older than the syrup and fried chicken version
OneSensiblePerson@reddit
This is the first time I've seen chicken and waffles so I've nothing to compare to. But am going to assume this isn't how it should look, which means I still haven't seen chicken and waffles.
QueenInYellowLace@reddit
It is definitely not chicken and waffles. It is a waffle, and it is chicken, but it ain’t chicken and waffles.
ZestfullyStank@reddit
This recipe predates the fried chicken a syrup version by a couple hundred years
ApprehensiveOwl5349@reddit
If I get served that I'm fighting everyone in that diner.
QueenInYellowLace@reddit
I’m taking this picture to the nearest Waffle House so their staff can beat the fuck outta whoever made this.
ZestfullyStank@reddit
Waffle House doesn’t serve chicken and waffles.
GoldIce53641638@reddit
My parents grew up in Pennsylvania so when we made this at home it was always like this. I much prefer it this way. I had the disappointed reaction to the fried chicken version when I got it at a restaurant for the first time lol.
ZestfullyStank@reddit
Funny thing this. I had never heard of chicken and waffles, and at the time I was living in Chicago and People kept telling me “this is how they do it down south” after living my entire life in Virginia and South Carolina. Doing some research, the Pennsylvania version predates the other version by a couple hundred years. The fried chicken and syrup version was hyper regional to Atlanta til relatively recently
Brusex@reddit
Was the cum free at least
yayayubsea@reddit
You’re lying
ClassicTBCSucks93@reddit
Looks like Cracker Barrel chicken and ~~dumplings~~ gravy were splooged atop a big IHOP waffle.
ZestfullyStank@reddit
Pretty close
MuchDevelopment7084@reddit
No, you ordered the 'open faced chicken sandwich on a waffle'. Not even close to chicken and waffles.
I am thoroughly disgusted by the look of it.
ZestfullyStank@reddit
This recipe predates the fried chicken and syrup version by a couple hundred years
KateKoffing@reddit
Please tell me that isn’t mayonnaise
ZestfullyStank@reddit
Gravy
MuteTalker-@reddit
I thought this was a dessert at first.
RainbowPegasus82@reddit
Looks like shit.
KingLioness@reddit
Omg. I audibly gasped.
Whole_Succotash_7629@reddit
Maybe you were rude to the staff.
Select_Fondant9175@reddit
Not only does PA have two of the worst cities in the country but apparently the worst looking dish too
KellyJin17@reddit
OP, you have to go to a black-owned soul food restaurant if you want true chicken and waffles (or good shrimp & grits). These dishes don’t translate well at non-black establishments.
Cute_Ad_2163@reddit
Refund immediately
driptec@reddit
There's no way...
finerclassfelon@reddit
ugh. bro got the puke nut special
AbstinentNoMore@reddit
As a Pennsylvanian, all the comments acting like this isn't real are making me mad. This is legitimately how chicken and waffles are served in certain parts of the state. And it tastes delicious,.
VA-deadhead@reddit (OP)
To be fair, this seems confined to one part of PA. The rest of the country wouldn’t call this chicken and waffles. I could see where it might be good but this version was not.
NuclearNecromancer@reddit
Mel's diner? Its been 3 years since I been up north, but was it near the south Lebanon area? I swear ive seen that before
AbstinentNoMore@reddit
I'm more so annoyed that some people seem to think your post is fake. It's fine to find the dish gross but, as you know, it's a real thing..
ScratchyMarston18@reddit
I’m calling the fucking cops.
Kaurifish@reddit
“Yeah, 911? I need to report a criminal lack of African-American cuisine in the plate of chicken and waffles in front of me. No, I will not hold…”
LarenCoe@reddit
That does not look very good.
Granny5813@reddit
No
Trainzguy2472@reddit
That looks like someone chopped up a Costco chicken, put it on a waffle, and then came all over it
Virtual-Bedroom584@reddit
Fucking gross.
Lurkylurkness@reddit
What's the liquid
JackTheTripper172@reddit
Looks delicious
Lork82@reddit
Yeah I'd like the chicken and waffles. Make the chicken stupid, waffles burned, extra cum.
Mal-Havoc@reddit
Would.
MomoTessa@reddit
This is a crime lol
Nervous-Bullfrog-884@reddit
Better in Atlanta
Leader_Bud@reddit
Nope!
willmgames1775@reddit
It looks like your food needs a DNA test
tboyn239@reddit
Salt and peppa
sheighbird29@reddit
I’ve seen better chicken and waffles served at a hospital in the Pittsburgh…yikes
Shoddy_Sundae_506@reddit
Oh hell naw
BecauseJimmy@reddit
Whoa lol this is bad
SuspiciousCricket654@reddit
Not as bad as the Eggo waffle with dry grilled chicken on top of it my brother received the other day at a restaurant.
Late-Replacement2425@reddit
This is an actual crime.
PrestigiousWeakness2@reddit
Wtf
Competitive_Swing_21@reddit
Cum chicken
LuckyShake@reddit
Fuckin love me some PA Dutch Chicken And Waffles. This does not look like a great execution of it though.
risu1313@reddit
Lowkey looks kinda good
Cutthroat21@reddit
Looks bad
ShowMeYourTents@reddit
Did you call the police?
Kellzy1212@reddit
This is offensive to actual chicken and waffles.
nicolby@reddit
I wouldn’t mind the chicken being shredded at all.
the-graveyard-writer@reddit
Atheist make the waffles with biscuit dough
Mobile_Swordfish_523@reddit
What? You don’t like your chicken cum waffles?
hotfistdotcom@reddit
how do they make the gravy so shiny?
ChewbaccaOnFries@reddit
Looks like something that would come out of a nursing home.
Kalel1700@reddit
Looks like my cat vomited on your waffle.
MegamindsMegaCock@reddit
Choice_Firefighter48@reddit
Is that…gravy?!?
ruralmagnificence@reddit
Uni4m@reddit
This looks awful. Probably tastes just okay but that gravy is so pale it looks like a melted candle.
Hot glue and grandma's dryest chicken on a thick chewy waffle
Gloop and bits on a breaddy brekky
How did it taste though?
Away-Living5278@reddit
Look it's PA. There's food we do well here and food we don't do well here. Choose wisely.
TheFroman69@reddit
Why did they cum on it
Salt_Finger_6863@reddit
Never get chicken and waffles unless anywhere other than Roscoe's.
Pale_Satisfaction520@reddit
Don’t lie. You lost at soggy biscuit and now have to consume your loss
Snoo78959@reddit
Ok…from PA…this was a common New Year’s Eve meal. But southern Chicken and Waffles kicks its tail.
akiva23@reddit
What's the issue
Justcametosaydis@reddit
Ewwwwwwwww
childfreebcim14@reddit
That would genuinely piss me off
pcospgh@reddit
As a rural PA girlie I had no idea chicken and waffles meant anything other than this until college 😂
ShineBrilliant2186@reddit
jail. immediately.
visionofacheezburger@reddit
I'm from the south. My wife is from Central PA. Was there visiting her family and her mom offered to make chicken and waffles for breakfast so I was so pumped until we sat down and she plopped this on my waffle. Surprisingly good but I've never been so disappointed.
Ordinary_Cap_6812@reddit
This kind of looks like a sausage gravy and biscuits... But chicken gravy and waffles. I'd try it
brutal4455@reddit
dicweenersack@reddit
Chicken cum n waffles
ZiaWatcher@reddit
PA chicken and waffles is much better than.. this.
pressor_pusher@reddit
waffles a la king
1PooNGooN3@reddit
Who’s the king that splooged all over your waffle
ShadowConstruct@reddit
Lol just missing some mushrooms
GiselePearl@reddit
And green peas.
ShadowConstruct@reddit
That's right, it's been a minute since I had it.
pressor_pusher@reddit
sheeeeit yall got that fancy a la king, we dont even get the peas or mushies
ShadowConstruct@reddit
That's the best way to have it friend, but I suppose it might be alright without.
marcusw882000@reddit
That would actually be tasty. This gravy doesn't even have black pepper.
Scifidelis@reddit
That Is Disgusting
AtraposJM@reddit
Looks like chunks of caulking and cum.
ReasonableAd1887@reddit
Send it back. Too much jizz
KingOfTheEigenvalues@reddit
Thought that was melted brie cheese with chunks of the rind.
BigHeadDeadass@reddit
"It took me 6 hours and I passed out ten times but heres your waffle gravy"
Shantotto11@reddit
The chef really held it in for a while. Did anyone tell him that November was over?
therealcheezilla@reddit
Shitcan and awfuls
DoubleLL13@reddit
That sh*t gets sent back to the kitchen!
PurpleSailor@reddit
Should have crossed the Delaware River like George Washington and hit up a Jersey Diner instead.
WizardsOfXanthus@reddit
Lyndon Diner? If so, they e gone downhill so much. I used to really it there. I stopped going.
Content_Ad_4459@reddit
🤢🤢🤮
stinky_bingus@reddit
Good god, I thought that was melted brie
BunnyLady91@reddit
I honestly couldn’t tell if it was gravy or condensed milk on top. I actually wish it were condensed milk.
Xanthrex@reddit
Un seasoned gravy and chicken. I make this at home woth fried chicken breast and good white gravy and it tastes amazing
nmarano1030@reddit
Please name it. And, is that sweetened condensed milk?
RawChickenButt@reddit
Classic white gravy. I agree with others, probably from a jar.
VA-deadhead@reddit (OP)
Looked very much like canned gravy
___po____@reddit
Sysco brand chicken gravy mix from a bag probably.
medicated_in_PHL@reddit
Nah, looks like chicken gravy from a jar.
Miami_Mice2087@reddit
it's too much gravy. it's better home-made from thanksgiving leftovers over wonder bread or the leftover biscuits
EmbarrassedStreet828@reddit
I sure hope it is gravy...
Reasonable_Answer_89@reddit
Chef waited a week to make this one.
SenselessNoise@reddit
It's kind of a grape-y bleach-y flavor.
SweaterSteve1966@reddit
Chef out back smoking a cigarette in the alley rn.
polishprince76@reddit
It feels like there's a version of this that could be pretty good. But this is not that version of this
doctordoctorpuss@reddit
All the busboys are passed out in the back after helping chef with this one
Snodley@reddit
> looks like chicken gravy
It does look like a lot of things, but that's not one of those things ...
medicated_in_PHL@reddit
You must not have grown up poor. That has jarred “modified cornstarch, soy lecithin, xanthan gum” gravy written all over it.
BudBuzz@reddit
Jesus Christ I don’t know which would be worse
mackstanc@reddit
How about "Jeremiah"?
_BrokenButterfly@reddit
Chicken and waffles is fried chicken and a waffle. Preferably a waffle with savory spices.
OP, they cursed you with an abomination.
MitusBean@reddit
All they had to do was fry some chicken and put it on top of a waffle with some syrup. Whatever this abomination is it’s absolutely horrendous.
AlbertTheHorse@reddit
🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
shortdoggo@reddit
On the one hand, that's probably the worst PA Dutch chicken and waffles I have ever seen, so it definitely belongs on this sub.
On the other hand, if it's on this sub because it's not what "regular' chicken and waffles looks like, it doesn't belong here.
witecat1@reddit
This reminds me of the food where I grew up. It is very tasty.
Miami_Mice2087@reddit
i'm from PA, i never heard of chicken and waffles before i moved to the west coast. i think it's popular in the south too. Looks like they gave you SOS on a waffle.
drock-79@reddit
That's chicken and cum
No_Clock2390@reddit
thats crazy
it-gma@reddit
That’s PA Dutch chicken and waffles. No fuss no muss. Just eat it
Shoddy-Beginning810@reddit
Looks like they forgot to add salt and pepper to the gravy, but this is traditional Pennsylvania Dutch Chicken and waffles. I was very confused when I moved to California and got fried Chicken on my waffles, how do you eat it? Lol
ohnodamo@reddit
Did you order chicken ON waffles or chicken and waffles? Cos' that should be two different things in my book.
1banger@reddit
I think someone jizzed all over your waffles
Delerium89@reddit
Is that the yelper special?
bedhead_budge@reddit
As a PA native this is is always the first thing I picture when someone says chicken and waffles and I prefer it over the other version
CautiousConcern1911@reddit
This is not a good representation of pa chicken and waffles it’s usually really good I swear
poweredbynikeair@reddit
At least they jizzed all over it
LuciferJj@reddit
Silkies4life@reddit
Goddamn. I’ve got some weird stuff ordering food in PA. Ordered a pizza and wings in Allentown and got served a breaded wing meat chicken patty looking thing that was drizzled in Frank’s hot sauce.
Industrial_Rivethead@reddit
Roscoe like
averageguy6769@reddit
I’m pretty sure chicken and waffles is supposed to be fried and not have cum on it
Far-Counter6258@reddit
🤮
chud_rs@reddit
Looks like there’s some syrup there for you to kick this down another notch
ClerklierBrush0@reddit
They didn’t lie
VeganJerky@reddit
Sweet Jesus, I'm not that kind of person, but I would have sent this back.
AdComfortable4677@reddit
Oh no.
Main_Cauliflower5479@reddit
That's how they are supposed to be served. Fried chicken on a waffle with syrup is some ridiculous BS.
bigduckmoses@reddit
I mean... technically...
nem0ne1@reddit
Man, I thought this was melted brie and got really excited. The truth of it is horrifying.
The-Color-Orange@reddit
And you got exactly what you ordered?
meatmybeat42069@reddit
The whole kitchen clocked out shortly after OP was served, all of them claimed to be suffering from extreme dehydration
SammokTheGrey@reddit
Of course it's Pennsylvania
WhisperBiscuits@reddit
Chicken and gravy on French fries is top tier Pennsylvania food
Peja1611@reddit
That is a mother fucking crime!
one_fatty_catty@reddit
Waffle house would NEVER, oh my god
HotHits630@reddit
Not a fan of cum style gravy.
TRUMPARUSKI@reddit
That’s jizz
rbarr228@reddit
Every restaurant has the sexually prolific dirtbag cook that somehow all the hostesses and waitresses seem to find magnetic, so he really is an integral member of the kitchen.
isthaty0ujohnwayne@reddit
It’s like an open face sandwich. 10/10 would eat this
Queasy_Procedure_205@reddit
The what?!?! That’s not right and no one should have to eat or pay for this.
Low_Tap_5523@reddit
I’m hoping it was good but 🤢
superhotrob@reddit
Wtf!? Haha needs fried chicken and some butter pecan syrup
suave324@reddit
They put in some overtime
Nyx_Shadowspawn@reddit
This is a food crime
HistoricalMoose6363@reddit
Needs a shot and antibiotics
TomPalmer1979@reddit
"Hey boss there's this thing everyone's talking about on the internet, it's like a whole craze I guess?"
"Can you make it?"
"Ehhh I'm sure I can figure it out, how hard can it be?"
Pizzagoessplat@reddit
Chicken and waffles?
That itself sounds like a shit combination 🤢🤮
This looks like a Benoffee Pie 😆
jo_Z13@reddit
That is a crime.
youngyelir@reddit
Oh I thought they messed up and mangled a melted Brie wheel on your waffle. Kind of a nice surprise!
Gagged when I zoomed in.
Applekid1259@reddit
Chicken ala waffle king.
I think I threw up in my mouth a little.
StretchFrenchTerry@reddit
Jerked Chicken & Waffles
Miles_Everhart@reddit
What the fuck is that
amethystmxxn@reddit
Is that condensed milk
ITakeTheBusSometimes@reddit
Malicious compliance?
tandkramstub@reddit
Compliments to the chef though for jerking out that much baby gravy, I'm genuinely impressed.
Past-North-4131@reddit
Bro what diner? Hope you left a review. That is insulting to serve to someone.
iceman2kx@reddit
Some states just don’t know how to fuckin cook man. I got biscuits and gravy one time in Alaska and it was the saddest biscuits and gravy I’ve ever had.
Past-North-4131@reddit
That's my all time favorite diner meal of all time and I would be pissed. I hear you. Some states really don't.
Halloqween@reddit
And this is why I don’t fuck with southern food north of the Mason Dixon line. I love living in south Louisiana.
Glitteryglitters2304@reddit
I am just going to imagine it’s banana weirdly cut and white chocolate sauce
throwthrthrowaway@reddit
That is NOT chicken and waffles
Colourblindknight@reddit
“Yes, instead of having my chicken and waffles drizzled with gravy, could I just get it full on blasted instead?”
restlessleg@reddit
chicken n awfulz
Kojiro12@reddit
Gustav__Mahler@reddit
You didn't go to a NJ diner. Rookie mistake.
potliquorz@reddit
I've done this with leftover turkey and gravy but the waffle was made with dressing.
fullanalpanic@reddit
no the fuck you didn't
Weems-mtg@reddit
It’s Pennsylvania Dutch style chicken and waffles. My grandma makes it quite often if we have leftover chicken or turkey.
LeaneGenova@reddit
Yup, this is what I grew up with as chicken and waffles. I was very perplexed when I learned it was a regional thing.
QueerQwerty@reddit
That's an odd excuse for fucking up.
box_fan_man@reddit
Doesn’t make it right.
Grand_Town_9144@reddit
This is what Waffle House serves during a slow night to raise their FDA mandated fight numbers.
SuperAdaGirl@reddit
Odd_Collection7431@reddit
that's fightin' food
Majjkster@reddit
Whats in the jizz sauce?
Mrpandacorn2002@reddit
Ew is that the “love butter” from that other post
Tbagzyamum69420xX@reddit
As someone who just ate some very good chicken and waffles from an MA diner, my condolences friend.
Clucknorris94@reddit
I came to get chicken and waffles, not cum on them
earfeater13@reddit
This is not chicken and waffles. This is some cream of chicken shit.
zeromadcowz@reddit
Chicken ✅
Waffles ✅
Chicken and Waffles
IamDoobieKeebler@reddit
r/technicallythetruth
LordOfFudge@reddit
Looks like vanilla pudding
FlimsyInsurance3@reddit
It is, just a different cultures.
timntin@reddit
I think it's cream of the entire restaurant staff
RawChickenButt@reddit
Looks better than chicken and waffles to me. At least they work together. Use the waffle to soak up the gravy.
Chicken and waffles are overrated. It should be called chicken and a waffle because they are just two things sitting in each other that aren't tied together in any other way.
But chicken biscuit sandwich's! That's where it's at.
Justice_Prince@reddit
First time I ever ordered chicken & waffles it came with white gravy. It ruined chicken & waffles for me any other way, so now I always have to order a side of gravy rather than use maple syrup.
lesusisjord@reddit
When I order chicken and waffles where I live (Atlanta), it doesn’t come with anything on it. You get the syrup on the side and I ask for BBQ as well and eat the chicken with the BBQ and have the waffles for dessert.
EveningArugula6835@reddit
Hoofty chicken and waffles
dungfuck@reddit
You shouldn't cum on your food you know
Practical_Coast_6105@reddit
As someone from West Virginia, what the actual fuck is that
Sean_theLeprachaun@reddit
Like an open face hot turkey sandwich, but on a waffle. Sounds like r/stonerfood fodder.
infinityonhigh69@reddit
i’m willing to accept that there can be chicken n gravy over waffles but i refuse to accept this white gravy 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭i’ve never seen gravy this color and it’s upsetting me & my homegirls (my eyes, brain & stomach)
infinityonhigh69@reddit
why does it look like the inside of a boston crème donut in the worst fucking way 😩😭
Sidekick87@reddit
That looks like that chunk chicken out of the can 😬
sohcordohc@reddit
Just an FYI..all food from PA especially tourist spots will be beige, brown, lumpy, gravy, and generally cheaply made or out a bucket. You can never tell the difference between applesauce, gravy, oatmeal, mashed potatoes or sausage gravy.
Longjumping-Fruit31@reddit
The fuck!! No!!
Beemo-Noir@reddit
Need anymore gravy?
nouniquenamesleft2@reddit
that's not, no, just no
ScrantonStranglerDM1@reddit
That’s why you don’t make southern food up north
sola_mia@reddit
Can chicken and cream of chicken soup.
usarasa@reddit
Ah, Amish country, I’d recognize that food anywhere. Many memories from my youth. I hope you at least got some shoo fly pie for dessert.
DrDentonMask@reddit
Hmmmm. I like chicken in many forms, not just fried. I like gravy. I like waffles quite a bit.
But I also like lots of butter and maple on my waffles.
And the chicken and gravy wouldn't be appetizing on its own. First instinct would be to lay that part of it over rice. But maybe it would be good over a side of buttered toast? I don't know. Asking for a friend.
It's like, I want to like what I'm seeing here, but something's missing.
Firm-Low5886@reddit
No thanks I'll PAss.
MisacominginHOT@reddit
DanKeksz@reddit
I know it’s technically a regional thing, but my brain still refuses to accept this as chicken and waffles.
Realmofthehappygod@reddit
Okay.
But what did they give you when you ordered that lol
foreskingamer228@reddit
Boogers and cum
CaptainSparklebottom@reddit
How much did they want for that travesty?
Jesusdidntlikethat@reddit
Take out the waffle and it’s for me
Fragrant_Ganache_108@reddit
It took me too long to find the “chicken”
Yodzilla@reddit
I would burn down all of Lancaster if I was served this
pixiegod@reddit
You can taste the lifeless gravy from California..are there spices anywhere in the building?
PorkRollCartel@reddit
When people talk about abolishing prisons, I’m using this photo as an example of why that’s a bad idea
some-rando@reddit
Looks kinda like chipped beef on toast
Cannacology@reddit
This should be illegal.
Bookem25@reddit
Are you sure?
jborki2@reddit
Looks like condensed milk
Ok_Mousse4534@reddit
It’s almost like chicken and dumplings
DarthCheeba@reddit
pregnantdads@reddit
yikes. i get there’s a difference between north and south here. but this is plain and simply heinous
BYBtek@reddit
Chicken À la commode
donkeyrocket@reddit
Chicken à la cumload
donkeyrocket@reddit
Need to see the chef’s zinc regime to be producing that.
JizzyGiIIespie@reddit
Abomination
DeaconDoctor@reddit
Not from the US... Is this dish usually served covered in cum?
TahiniInMyVeins@reddit
While this is NOT chicken & waffles as any functional human would recognize, it actually does look like something folks used to call “shit on a shingle”: creamed chipped beef served on toast, the lesser known (and for good reason) cousin to biscuits & gravy. It originated in the mid Atlantic but became popularized as a staple in military mess halls.
TheComplimentarian@reddit
It’s most common form is absolutely “shit on a shingle”…This is just chipped chicken instead of chipped beef. It’s a diner staple in that area. In this case, they’ve just switched up the shingle.
BewildredDragon@reddit
I never knew this was a version! I used to make chicken and waffles as NY day tradition but I always fried it and served it gravy or syrup on the side
RiceAndBeanie@reddit
PA Dutch chicken and waffles smack. Reminds me of my childhood.
aurore-amour@reddit
This is a crime
immmy90@reddit
HORRIFYING 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢
familifrend@reddit
Cum waffle
juanfrancita@reddit
Nah that's a BUNCH of jizz... Was the horse outside smoking a cig and taking a nap?
pilsnerd11@reddit
That’s A LOT of cum.
freakmeout123@reddit
iwant to try thi!
LatterParty182@reddit
woahh this looks so good
kindagaybean@reddit
Looks like the post above this, finished all over this one 🫥
Putzlol@reddit
More like Chicken and Barfles
DefinitelyNotLola@reddit
It still looks a lot better than the IHOP version. Low quality tenders and maple flavored corn syrup on a waffle.
Abtun@reddit
absolutely vile looking plate
DarthMutter8@reddit
This is the Amish version. I am assuming your somewhere in central PA. I live in SE PA and this version isn't as common but not hard to find either. It's actually pretty good but that chicken gravy looks like it could be better. Did the menu have a description?
teduh@reddit
Well you can tell the chef really enjoyed making it, at least.
KingDorkFTC@reddit
I’d walk out
United-Fox6737@reddit
If you do this at home, naw the waffle out of stovetop stuffing mixed with a pound of cooked pork sausage. Turkey on top. Gravy. Additional Thanksgiving fixings to taste.
You’re welcome.
sehkoyah@reddit
Nope! Death sentence. 🤮
Former_External_2301@reddit
NotoldyetMaggot@reddit
I'm sorry for your loss...
Mobile_Aioli_6252@reddit
That's Stouffer's creamed turkey in the boil in bag poured on a burnt Eggo
SausageBuscuit@reddit
“Come try our specialty: mayonnaise gravy.”
Infamous_Orb672@reddit
Thanks, i hate it. I'm going to go pour bleach into my eyes now
SloppyMeathole@reddit
Why would you not send that back to get something different? We know that the average Reddit user had no spine or backbone, I hope that's not the case here.
2ndharrybhole@reddit
They are probably in Amish country. It’s a different dish there.
Irrichc@reddit
That looks good assuming thats gravy and not cum glaze on the top. I always feel fried chicken with a waffle is dry as hell even with honey.
Reddit-User_00000001@reddit
This is Amish style. It’s definitely a step back from the traditional southern style, but it can be good if done properly.
I mean, some white folks are allergic to seasoning.
Give me a crispy fried chicken slab and a crispy waffle with honey butter and syrup over this - but it can be done well!
fizbin99@reddit
Sorry dude. As a southerner, this kinda hurts my feelings to see this served to you.
CherryPieRed2010@reddit
That made my body shake.
PutinBoomedMe@reddit
This is actual WTF material
gagalinabee@reddit
You sure you didn’t order jizz on toast?
Practical_Variety477@reddit
Chicken and cum waffle
Ill_Initial8986@reddit
I call shenanigans
EnragedGonad@reddit
thezaxattack12@reddit
Yeeeeesh
jxe22@reddit
I’m in Lancaster county and yeah, it’s awful. I’m not from here and the first time I ate in a restaurant here in 2006, I ordered a turkey sandwich. The menu had no description so I figured… a turkey sandwich. It came open faced and smothered with gravy. Never again.
Character-Parfait-42@reddit
I love gravy on sandwiches, there’s a lot of sandwich places in NY that put gravy on certain sandwiches.
But I always ask for it on the side and dip it. I don’t want my bread getting soggy and I don’t want my fingers covered in gravy.
Karate-Schnitzel@reddit
You’re not in the South, what did you expect?
GreenBloodedNomad@reddit
I don't know where in PA this was, but here in the civilized/populated part, chicken and waffles is exactly like your photo. Never in my life have I seen one like OP posted. Never.
Karate-Schnitzel@reddit
The bland gravy and unfried chicken seems intentionally irrational, like this is Chipped Beef On Toast but instead chose to go rogue with canned chicken and a waffle 🧇
VA-deadhead@reddit (OP)
I expected a normal piece of fried chicken. Didn’t know it was illegal up there.
Karate-Schnitzel@reddit
What’s illegal is what they think chicken and waffles is in Pennsylvania.
Sure-String-122@reddit
You didn’t flip the table?
Wixsteria@reddit
Chicken and cum
dollsandme@reddit
Cock juice
RutabagaChance5382@reddit
Oof yeah, that looks like something you'd get in PA.
Pennsylvania also has this thing they like to call turkey barbecue. It's turkey cooked in a crockpot with a gravy/broth of sorts not dissimilar to what OP posted. Very homestyle type of cooking, and pretty tasty in that way, gets served at churches and potlucks - but barbecue it is not!
TjSlay143@reddit
Ewww
n9xxx@reddit
I think the entire kitchen staff had a hand in glazing that dish….
TiaraMisu@reddit
they should probably have looked at a picture of chicken and waffles prior to making the attempt.
grae23@reddit
Pennsylvania Dutch have chicken and waffles as more of a shredded chicken with gravy, rather than fried chicken and syrup. I actually didn’t know about the fried chicken and syrup until I was an adult, thought it was weird until I told people what I grew up with 😂 if you get it done right it’s actually amazing, but that gravy doesn’t look season well and the can’t be soggy.
sadvictorianeraghost@reddit
Some bs Lilia from TWST would make, wtf am I looking at 😭
UpdateInProgress@reddit
Did the whole kitchen staff finish your dish before sending it to you?
EvilRubberDucks@reddit
jadbronson@reddit
That's shit on a shingle if I've ever seen it. I'd get one to go too. It's a horrifying masterpiece.
LindsayDuck@reddit
This is worse than a blue waffle
ChefAsstastic@reddit
I would still...
Top-Shoe-4311@reddit
"Ah, yes. I'd like to have a Belgian waffle covered in boiled chicken and Moose cum please"
NectarineNo4312@reddit
Next time get the “Squirrel Pot Pie”. Most tasty! 🐿️
mwalker324@reddit
Did you make this face when they set it down in front of you? 😂
NeitherExamination44@reddit
I know this gif is overused but truly, deeply,
Turbulent-Matter501@reddit
that is WRONG omg. they should pay you for having to even look at this.
Hugh_Jampton@reddit
This is the worst thing I've ever seen